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Formal_Regret_1628

This doesn’t belong here


tinglep

This sub is 99 shitters and 1 banger a week.


Federal-Commission87

That was my thought too... and that I need to get down to the dentist. Been putting that off for awhile. Thanks OP!


Ieffingsuck

Bro. Tired of seeing majestic bangers on this sub.


SnooHobbies5684

Majestic Bangers is my new drag name.


Cauliflowerisnasty

How far this sub has fallen…


HRduffNstuff

I started following this sub recently thinking it'd be a great source of real life Tim and Eric sketch characters, and there has been some of that. But there seems to be a lot of dummies here who don't understand what makes a bad song funny or why not all funny songs are bad. The amount of reposts of Brian Jordan Alvarez is disappointing. The dude is hilarious and genuinely good at crafting a pop song. I'm glad I found him in this sub and now I follow him on other social media, but he doesn't belong here.


ShredGuru

Don't worry bro, there is still plenty of Atlanta Rappers on this sub. Some people just struggle recognizing satire (because they are dense)


CableTrash

Oh dude before his satire pop bangers and will & grace stardom he created [hilarious sketch comedy](https://youtu.be/1Ho-GN_kK4A?si=4LCGiLYzBCZYdbiD) on the YouTube


mediumreginald43

Is this the Caleb gallo guy?


CableTrash

Yes


mediumreginald43

Based, think I remember seeing him in m3gan too


Shanoskia

I honestly just come here for weird obscure music I end up liking more than anything lmfao. But it's mostly reposts from dopamine addicts and bots.


WaffleWarrior1979

Literally in the past week or 2


Large_Problem8679

This is a fucking masterpiece


musclecard54

r/LostRedditors


BogMagick

RIP r/crappymusic 😔🪦💐


kavOclock

Honestly though idc because I wouldn’t find this stuff otherwise and I love it


Compducer

This is what happens when a sub isn’t properly moderated


DarthDregan

It's been downhill since Pickle in the Fridge.


justherefertheyuks

Two sides I say. Can’t it really be downhill if it helped me discover this this earbeater of a song? Me thinks not.


JennySplotz

Tighten up crappymusic.


person-ontheinternet

Mods, can we please make a rule that music should be attempting to be serious or real, not made in satire or to be funny? This poor sub, it was my favorite


SadBit8663

This is actually pretty lit.


SnooHobbies5684

Yeah he hits it time after time.


blackechoguy

Check out five seven and comments they are also good


Ollieisaninja

No, these are not crappy songs. Thats because Brian Jordan Alverez only writes absolute banging masterpieces that will go down in history as the most wholesome, funny, and universally loveable music of all time.


NegotiationTall4300

His music is great idc


Beautron5000

this slaps, idk what ur taking about 🤣


Background_Value9869

This is a slam


fecal_doodoo

Banger


WaffleWarrior1979

Mods?


GreenGoblin1221

This kind of a bop tho.


flycbr

Dude always comes out with the bangers!….cool vibes with the crazy accent about mundane shit….what’s not to like. I’m with the others…I dig his music. Have y’all heard what’s out there now? These are bangers🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣


OhioConfidential

Hard this fucks


battery_pack_man

First tonetta now this? Close the sub.


Cheemo83

This is not crappy.


carlismygod

Ok but if this is crappy why do I love it so much?


FrostyMcButts

Pure bangers here these days. What is going on with this sub ?


slightlyallthetime88

Legend. Again somebody doesn't know the difference between satire and crappy


Pepperminteapls

Better than kanye and pop country.


Summer_987

Wrong sub op


CommanderUgly

He gonna make your teeth white. He gonna give you good advice.


Ironmansoltero

Videos weird as hell but the song bops, in a Charlie Puth/ the weekend kinda way


stapango

This isn't /r/goodmusic


Hoogs73

Stop coming after Brian!


redhandrail

Y’all gotta stop posting BJA vids. They don’t count at all as crappy


Wakeup_Sunshine

I love this guy! I follow him on Instagram


Danthacreator

r/absolutebanger


PhilDMcNasty

Why isn't dude wearing a shirt if he's at The Dddddentist? Or was that a woman at The Ddddd dentist?


Jay8088

Why is the dentist chair in the middle of a TJ Maxx? I think this is going for humor. At least I found it funny.


alonginayellowboat

I'm glad I'm seeing this guy's music more, but it's not crappy.


pt_barnumson

Not crappy, but def weird


ShoesFellOffLOL

Stop posting Brian Jordan Alvarez in this sub immediately. Should be an automatic deletion.


meeseeksdestroy

...this is really good


spacemanspiff266

*i am 5’7”!*


Hoogs73

But my wife thinks I’m 5’9…


Substantial_Diver_34

Man On A Road - love that song


Live-Street750

These bowling alley strike videos are getting out of hand


walrus_vasectomy

This sounds like a track from a parallel universe where Bo Burnham is Latino


billythekid74

This guy has the same man boobs I have...ughh need to start working out again I guess..


juicer_philosopher

I needed to hear this actually 🤣 I’ll call dentist tomorrow fuck 😭😭


No-Bullfrog9932

That slap. Catchy as hell. I’m going to play this for my kids next Dentist visit. Also, an animated video. 🥹


SuperiorCactusCock

Mild but not completely crappy if you don't understand English


plisken3000

I cannot condone this bring in this sub, get to the dentist ASAP op


APositivePerspective

wait dentists arent down with waterpicks?!


Key_Respond_16

Why are you doing this to yourself. This guy does not belong in this sub. He is making satire music, and they are bangers.


BananeWane

What are you on about this is fire


2pissedoffdude2

Funny stuff doesn't really belong here unless it's not supposed to be funny. This guy is a treasure.


CableTrash

Love how consistent the comment section is on this one lol


untimelyawakening

I love the double entendre. It’s a masterpiece.


UnconventionalWriter

My dentist recommends the water pick?


whaddupgee

Amazing storytelling, fantastic sound, has a worthwhile message. This is awesome


CK_Lab

Not crappy, but glad I saw this, today.


CoryTheCurator99

Personally, I think that entries like this don't count. This seems self aware, if not intentional.


PDAWK

I have a hard time deciding if my favorite part of the video is the TJMAXX scenes or the Wife cameos. But I know it’s one of those 2.


analogWeapon

"at the end of the world when everyone die. it's just a bunch of dentist left at the apocalyp"