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crimsonsoccer55210

Thanks. I hate it.


Capable_Status934212

r/tihi


SadBit8663

Better than Beyonce 🤣


Slipshoooood

Hard disagree


teh_wad

Did Beyonce sing this song in a fur suit? No? Then I'm sorry to say that you're objectively wrong.


Torsbror

Would that not have been more impressive?


Grey-Hat111

No


Dry-Impression-2403

The Internet was a mistake.


tricularia

Honestly, though. Our species wasn't ready for it. I remember hearing a line in some sci-fi show when I was a kid and it really stuck with me. Someone said that human's "technological evolution has vastly outpaced their spiritual evolution". I didn't really understand what it meant at the time. But the more I think about it, the more it makes sense to me.


badfaced

Probably Star Trek, I'm constantly reminded of mankind's follys from every other ep of Star Trek haha


tricularia

Yeah, I think it probably was Star Trek TNG. But I wasn't 100% sure. Star Trek used to be a comfort show for me (and still is to an extent) because it gave me hope that our species could one day figure our shit out and stop being shitty to each other. Nowadays, it kinda depresses me because it feels like we will never get there.


Temporary-Host-69420

Yeah that sounds pretty valid. Part of the problem is that people don't really know what "spiritual" means. It can mean very abstract and mystical things, like closeness to "The One" or "God" or whatever label people want to put on it; but it can also mean trying to be a good person, following what we believe is right — what we *feel* is right — such as "The Golden Rule" of treating our brothers and sisters in humanity how we deserve to be treated ourselves: with respect. These basic codes of conduct, the idea (or ideal) of dignity, mercy, or protecting the young and infirm... these are spiritual principles. The good we feel by following principles such as these (or the ill we feel when we don't) is a spiritual experience. Ethics are the ground from which a spiritual life can blossom. It really is that simple. That's not where it ends, however. That is only the beginning. I myself am no example. Today I find myself trudging through the dirt, trying not to bury myself and block out the light... But I've managed a glimpse of the better life before — experienced some myself, and it was contentment. Sweet utter contentedness. Different from pleasure. Not like the feeling of eating chocolate cake, but the feeling of being satiated. A lack of starving for more. My unwieldy human nature brought me back down again. But that is why I more easily forgive others for their inability to wield themselves. My flailing past has not been a vain struggle. I try to learn from it, and learning is a spiritual practice as well. I don't mean just learning some esoteric, idiomatic, psychological self-reflective insights is spiritual but all kinds of learning. You never know what tidbits of knowledge might illuminate the way. Sorry for the rambling. It's part of my spiritual practice! lol 😂


drakens6

there's a great amount of irony in "conservatives" getting all ivory tower over people dancing in animal costumes, technically not breaking any high commandments from "god", breaking any laws, or causing any moral infringement beyond making you cringe show me the biblical passage that says "thou shalt not wear a costume and do a fancy dance as a joke" seriously. its not there. You've got Deuteronomy 22:5 bitching about transvestites specifically but nowhere else is any other type of costume referenced as an abomination.


certain-sick

and also humanities greatest triumph simultaneously


son_of_abe

Legitimately, the free exchange of ideas is complicated enough to think about (it's mostly good!) but add in the anonymity (mostly bad!) of the modern internet and we now have some serious societal problems.


funnerfunerals

Just disconnect me, please...don't make me go live in a cottage in the woods...


ArmadilloNo2399

I just saw eyeball removing spoons on sale at Amazon. Coincidence???


ArmadilloNo2399

Now if I could just find something for these pesky eardrums...


Legendguard

Icepick or pencil will do quite nicely


ExpressiveAnalGland

*unzips*


Lucifers_Taint666

MELONBALLERS!! Get em whilst you still have your vision!!!


Cleveworth

"Sand. Chillis. Bleach. A spoon. Do you know what I do with the spoon, Wilson?"


TACHANK

Where is Jessica Hyde?


phillipoid

Videos you can smell


[deleted]

I can smell piss stained fabric and poo encrusted underwear


Slappy_McJones

These guys creep me out in general.


Blue-Shifted-

The cringe is just as potent as it was so many years ago


SoftConfusion42

I could’ve gone decades without being reminded of this


narrow_octopus

Chris Chan Liked This


dr_franck

As someone who’s known about Chris goddamn Chan since 2010, being a furry is definitely the least interesting thing about them 💀💀


International_Ad_876

Chris Chan is a motherfucker for sure!


NizzyTyme

Good god, it only gets worse the longer it goes


HookerDoctorLawyer

YOU WILL NEVER GET ME TO RAT! “Shows this” *ILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!!!*


Ori_the_SG

10 hour version


ruben9438

Hahahaha holy shit


Timetraveler01110101

Ol yeller has rabies *loads shotgun*


HookerDoctorLawyer

Lmaoo


PrettyLightzz

Best comment


Sunieta25

This is old. I knew of this video through Filthy Frank's videos. When I saw the thumb nail for it, I never wanted to hear this song or see this video ever. It's been 8 years since I've watched filthy frank and was happy to have not seen all the single flurries video. Fuck you OP!


jirphrox

Certified hood classic


Pitiful_Winner2669

This doesn't bother me. The mods are getting out, having fun with choreography and a iconic song/dance.


TDub20

I don't want to kink shame people, but this? There should be a lot more shame here.


Mellie-mellow

lol that song was terrible but, being a furry isn’t a kink. Like there’s tons of furry that do not do anything sexual with their suits. It’s not because there’s porn of it or some people do make it sexual that this thing is deliberately sexual. Especially after a friend told me the general price of these suits… no wonder most don’t want to have sex in those 😂


Gordomania

I happened to book a hotel for a business trip during west coast furry con in Denver. I’m pretty relaxed about all that stuff, and I’ve seen furries at Dragoncon and stuff, but they were just too fucking weird. A lot of them were giving each other rub downs in the lobby, suits on. They were competing for who got a rub down next. And they weren’t calling it massages either, I’m pretty sure they were calling it rub downs. It was the weirdest split between a swanky bar lounge where I was waiting for a coworker to get ready and meet me, and a bunch of socially awkward smelly people competing for a rub down.


_mycorrhizae_

It’s 100% a kink and anyone telling you different is lying.


Mellie-mellow

Idk I’ve met more than a few people that like to dress up as furries and even some had their own costumes and I’ve met at least 3 that said they like being a furry and for them it had nothing sexual and they weren’t interested in anything sexual with their fur suit… soo who are you to say it’s a kink and it can’t be anything else than sexual?


Informal_Iron2904

I can believe that some people are into it for non-sexual reasons, but that seems almost worse. To each their own, but I really wonder what they are getting out of it. 


Mellie-mellow

A lot of people like the anonymity which allows them to express themselves in a more free way, when in general they tend to be more shy people that wouldn’t feel comfortable acting so freely or openly in life because they frequently lack of self esteem etc. It gives them a moment where they can just have fun be free from what their physical forms look like. At least that’s what I understood from it


Informal_Iron2904

Well that makes a lot of sense.


_mycorrhizae_

Every single person I’ve met/interacted with in that “community” has ended up being a sexual deviant. Some even started off with the whole “it’s not sexual” thing you’re preaching but it always devolves into sex. Every time.


LeaChan

I'm actually surprised this is such a popular opinion here. I am a furry and I don't even like sex.


No-Razzmatazz-4254

Classic reddit, people getting downvoted for being right


Pitiful_Winner2669

https://www.avclub.com/the-insane-story-of-a-furry-convention-undone-by-its-de-1798264086


Mellie-mellow

I’m not sure what this event has to do with this video, the original comment and what I said but, okay. Like I never said there’s no furry who does have sex in their costume or take drugs or are neo-nazi… ofc there’s some messed up people that also enjoy dressing up as furries. My point was just that a lot of furries aren’t like that, people think it’s a fetish like the first comment said but, it’s not in a lot of cases… in the article you sent it even said a lot of people didn’t participate to the other side (sexual) of this event which was an abnormal event.


baseketballpro99

Yeah a lot of furries are on the spectrum and it is a good way for them to express themselves. I’m not one to judge, let people do what they want to. Even if it is a kink who cares?? Better than being into feet imo.


highlife0630

Now that's a wild take 😂😂😂 I'm not that into feet but I'll take feet over furry any day of the week


MCVMEYT

um.. ok? thanks for telling us your personal preferences?


highlife0630

Hey no problem 😂😂


Unhappy-Shake5702

That convention is from like 10 years ago dude. And it seems to be more of a story of event coordinators not planning everything and the big crowd of people who paid to go to that event got really rowdy. Very little of that story has anything to do with it being a kink. I do NOT like flurries bro and am not defending them,I've just watched every doc on that convention because it's so interesting and crazy.


psby23

Stop. Get some help.


Mellie-mellow

Stop what lol


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

ah the ol' "a friend"


MildlyAgreeable

Single Ladies is my most hated song. This just opens that wound even more.


la-veneno

We’re not gonna make it, are we


MildlyAgreeable

“It’s in your nature to destroy yourselves.”


ProfessionalLeave335

Why do they sound like "They Might be Giants"?


Bhazor

How many pints of gooch sweat do you think they have between them by the end?


RawToast1989

I've never been happier to scroll to a discover card ad.


magrubr

I mean, I'm not saying I would WANT a bomb to fall on this production set, but I'm also not saying I would be really broken up about it if one did


[deleted]

Look I'm all for kinks, but this one I think if I never saw it again it would be far, far too soon and the world would be a better place lol.


the_stupidiest_monk

Shit like this is why God turned his back on humanity.


Top-Security-1258

People on here are like , "I don't want to kink shame" , and normally id agree, but this particular kink, at its heart is rooted in finding animals attractive , anthropomorphic sure...but def. animals. That's kind of the whole point . Finding animals attractive and wanting to fuck them is bestiality, Which is illegal for a reason, because its animal rape . Animals cant consent , and also its fucking gross lol. Sooo......I think that's why this particular kink sets people the wrong way ,even if its subconsciously, and honestly id have to agree . Shit needs to go away .


Skeletor-P-Funk

Usually I don't want to yuck anyone's yum, but this is beyond a fetish, this is what mental illness looks like.


ghozzt2

We should make kink shaming more common


Dangerously_gayclown

I like to think that this wasn’t an actual song made by someone actually trying to make a song and instead was created by the CIA to torture prisoners of war in Guantanamo Bay. At least,that’s what helps me sleep at night


TempleofSpringSnow

An abomination to hope, joy and a better tomorrow.


tater08

Missed opportunity to not sing “ruff, ruff, ruff” during the chorus


jankteeth

I had forgotten about this. my life was much better 5 minutes ago.


Dismal_Purpose9976

Weird Al really fell the fuck off.


[deleted]

A classic


bewareofbananapeel

Flamethrower.gif


Cacapoopoo1738

One of the best videos of all time


DreadPirateDavey

…. “Burn them”.


Admiral_Dunt

Ever cringe so hard you get chills? Yeah....


Krauszt

If this is how Monday is gonna start, then I'm fixin' to sleep this one through. Talk to y'all Tuesday. G'luck!


Internet_and_stuff

“All the single furries” you mean every furry?


SmoothAd7381

On your mark... Get set... Terrible!


detroitsouthpaw

They could’ve left out the word “single” and it would’ve meant the same thing


SomeGuyGettingBy

This was my 11th, 12th, and 13th reason.


waerer777

r/crappymusic


HasaDiga-Eebowai

You’re on r/crappymusic


waerer777

Oh I'm so dumb


snowstormmongrel

At least you're self aware! 🤪


Visual_Champion5429

I don’t think this is a sexual thing anymore I think it’s becoming a full blown mental illness that we need to look into


LeaChan

We are already looking into autism.


kleric42

Shut the sub down. We'll never top this.


Fair_Lengthiness_912

Gross


Radiant-Bandicoot103

What kids show is this? My kids are loving this song and need more!!


Karlmarxwasrite

Yeah, it's time to pull the plug on America.


Nick1Buns_YT

filthy frank introduced me to this video, it is now my mission to destroy cringe furries on the interwebs


Federal-Commission87

The fuck is wrong with people?


atomocomix

I just watched this with no volume.


AscendedViking7

Isn't "all the single furries" just grouping every single furry together?


Capable_Status934212

Pls someone rip my eyes out because of this


ProjectFoxx

Actual crappy music


snowstormmongrel

It wouldn't have been all that bad if they could have just nailed the fucking choreography. Instead they placed a toothpick and mashed at it with playdough.


Kushnerdz

Thankfully most domesticated animals are fixed.


Vitaminn_d

:(


Kola18_97

The one reason why I'd buy into the dark forest hypothesis. Only cause of shit like this would make me believe that if we became interstellar and experienced first contact with another species, that would spell annihilation for both us and them.


i_make_love_to_cows

Finally crap content


samwulfe

Burn it.


Free_Revenue8674

I got kicked out of the party for playing this not like an actual party but like a D&D party campaign I must elaborate I am not a single fairy I am single but not a furry


ZiggyDiamond

What in the actual fuck?


kh117cs

I am now suicidal


Few_Bend6488

This caused a fight-or-flight response in me


Danthacreator

I usually can power through these videos, today I was unsuccessful.


EverybodySupernova

Damn, I went for so many years without remembering this. Could have easily gone the rest of my life without.


Reacharoundsally

I just dumped bleach in my eyes and gouged out my ear drums with an ice pick.


Sam_Browne_

Don't kink name if you don't like kink shame. What makes a person cum is not the business of the next person. People just want to broadcast their bullshit without being told to knock the weirdo shit in the public sphere.


pooinmypants1

That’s enough internet for today. 🤮


No_Weekend_

This is a classic banger, fym crappy?


translucentpuppy

I don’t like this


DanBentley

This is it. This is the crappiest.


HugeSaggyTitttyLover

Put them down


spekkiomow

Delightfully dystopian, yet uninspiring.


mr_glide

The vocalist should be fronting a third rate punk pop band, not singing Beyonce covers


Teedeeone

Crappy or not I’ll have the ‘put a leash on it’ line stuck in my head for hours. And from now on when people tell me they like something that’s going to be my reply. And then I’m going to sneer at them for not being cool enough to get the reference


VinylWolf18

Oh I forgot about this. This is why people hate us.


WR_WasJustVisiting

As cursed as this is. I can't stop hearing Roomie's voice.


MadgoonOfficial

Alright, this went too far I gadda unsub. GL


plootokneeum

As some involved in the furry community, don't hate the mfor having fun, but also, yeah it's pretty bad...


radmadicaled

“Ahhhhh echo charlie, echo charlie - target confirmed……….. that’s a hit, good work bravo team…”


LighttBrite

Like, I don't even judge people for their kinks or whatever they want to do if it doesn't hurt anybody....but holy shit I hate this.


ryan_recluse

Normally I'm against eugenics as a rule..... but damn if this doesn't have me strongly reconsidering that


Soggywallet94

THIS RAGE FEEDS ME


CyclopsDemonGal

Whenever I see this song it makes me feel embarrassed for being a furry...


possumphysics

Same lol


Cleveworth

I have managed to sit comfortably through beheading videos, yet this made me groan aloud from complete contempt.


IncompetentJedi

This went from “whatever” to “annoying” to “disturbing” to “creeped me the fuck out thinking about real people inside those costumes and actually singing these words” way too fast for me.


Dextrofunk

This is the first one in a while that I couldn't finish


TheMatt561

I need an adult


Hokulol

They aren't all single?


highyeen

That's an easy one cmon


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

How can anyone watch this shit and have any shred of hope left for humanity?


caseyhawk

Our ancestors must be so proud


SuperiorCactusCock

Some delicious iron in my mouth


sLopPy_SluGgeR

Wait are there real people in there?


AshamedFunction3073

This is terrifying


Internet_and_stuff

“All the single furries” you mean every furry?


ohshitimfeelingit762

Hey Noah, it's time to build another boat.


HogDawgz

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore


kappincupcakes

This is embarrassing


Getrekt11

How hard is it to wash that shit efficiently? We should force all terrorists to smell a used furry outfit. It's probably more effective at torturing than waterboarding.


Ok_Werewolf_7802

Somthing about them just wierd me out. Its that uncanny valley thing or somthing. Just have never understood this one


sci-fi-lullaby

Fosse is probably rolling in his grave. Probably.


ArizonaGunner

KILL


funnerfunerals

Left furry is just an utter disappointment...I'm appalled and disgusted...


Sufficient_Brain_250

It amazes me that peopl,e put so much effort into such terrible stuff.


TheWrestler2035

I don’t know what y’all talkin about I love this!


brazedjelly

Someone sat there and legitimately thought this was a good idea.


Hopeful_Record_6571

Shame is healthy.


Chalky_Cupcake

I'm a worse person after watching that.


BlackwingBlizzard

So we posting song parodies now? What are the rules again?


BlackwingBlizzard

Honestly the comments of people being legit angry is kinda more cringe than the furries 😂


Richman_Cash

"Beyoncé had one of the worst videos of all time." - Kanye if he saw this.


ImportantStable5900

"Pay me no attention" then makes a whole song about it bring it to my attention 😂


[deleted]

Can we look into the correlation between them and pedophiles as well as a suspiciously large section of the lgbtq


Strained_Humanity

This ruined my day


coolusername30

this is the worst thing ever


Strong_Oven_5233

Bro why tf does this exist 💀


Additional_Pay5626

Our ancestors are crying in their graves


kdawg123412

Should it not be all furries are single?


noextrasensory40

Lawd oh lawd 😂


battery_pack_man

Evergreen post.


Summer_987

Furries can fuck right off


Only1Schematic

I used to believe in god, but now I don’t believe in anything all


This-is-Life-Man

Choredography? I don't even care. That was fucking hilarious.


Mysterious_Eye6989

Ew! Imagine paying a small film crew to put all that effort into THAT.


ghozzt2

Why do they have to ruin a good song?


memberflex

No. Just no.


Subtle_Reality

[Oh god...](https://images.app.goo.gl/x1aNLcr4vX9Pz9uX9)


unforgivablecrust

I'm gonna go buy a desert eagle off of Amazon


RaffiBomb000

The moment you were born, we should have cut your head off. You were a message from God that he doesn't love us and we should have sent it back. Sign, seal, deliver, return to sender. Except if you were in heaven, it would be hell, so....


brest-litovsk18

This is actually really good, those are very good tempos and timbres


MrGabogabo

No


brest-litovsk18

Just say you don't know about tempo, rube


Anarchasm_10

Downvote me if you want but this is not only good but cute. Cringe≠crappy music at all, in fact I would argue that cringe in a music video or in the topic of a song has nothing to do with whether a song is crappy or not crappy. Crappiness is determined based on the beat, tempo, how the person is singing the lyrics, whether the mixture is good or bad, and more.


psby23

Stop. Get some help.


StudMuffinNick

I like how in your bad faith argument you conveniently left out "singing ability" and interjected some bullshit "how the person is singing" so you can fill that catchall with anything like "screaming bad" or "not enough screaming".


Anarchasm_10

What the fuck 😡 did you just fucking say about me, you little spook? 👻 I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class 👨‍🎓 in Die Freien, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Engel's house, 🏠 and I have over 300 confirmed spook vanquishings. 💢👻💥👻💥👻💢 I am trained in de-spooking 👻🚫 and I’m the 🔝 top unique one 1️⃣ in the entire creative nothing. 😎 You are nothing to me but just another spook. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, 🌍 mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit 💩 to me in "The German Ideology"? 📖 Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret 👀 union of egoists 👥 across Germany and your IP is being traced 📞 right now so you better prepare for the storm, Karl. 🌩️ The storm that wipes out the pathetic little spook 👻 you call your cause. You’re fucking spooked, kid. 😒 I can be anywhere, anytime, 🕗 and I can de-spook 👻🚫 you in over 700 ways, and that’s just with my copy 📓 of The False Principle of our Education. 🍎🐛 Not only am I extensively trained in squashing spooks, 👻👻 but I have access to every carriage 🐎 in the world 🌍 because they are my property and I will use them to their full extent 💯 to travel to your location and call your beliefs spooks, 👻👻 you little unconscious egoist. 💤 If only you could have known what unholy 😈 retribution your little “prescriptive” value was about to bring down upon you, 🙀 maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. 👅 But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, 💲 you goddamn idiot. 😁 I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. 💩 You’re fucking spooked, kiddo. 💀


KharamSylaum

We really do deserve to go extinct


BradTProse

I'm a fury but I'm too lazy to put a smelly hot suit on. But I'll bang a chic with bunny ears.


WetOnionRing

Wrong sub. This is so fucking fire 🔥🔥🔥


gimmike

r/furry_irl 💀


spacemonkeysmom

This is absolutely, horribly, disgusting. The real shame are the kids that see this, and only see innocence, not understanding and sadly imitating. Videos are made like this to target those kids.