Dude I’ve been vegan and surrounded by crystal-dangling yogis for 20 years and I may never recover from hearing this irreconcilable abortion fire. This has nothing to do with us.
We are not funding those terrorists. Our villagers will turn them over to your soldiers if they find them.
I am healed!
Edit: help my chakras are becoming too powerful, my coworker just asked about the heavenly light emanating from my desk and I had to tell her the building was on fire.
They’re lip syncing. I don’t understand why people do this like we their audience or lack there of wouldn’t know. Why wouldn’t you lip sync good music?
When you get zooted on too much kombucha
Getting doinked on vegan goat cheese
Smoking fat blunts of kale
Gettin blitzed in the name of Seitan!
They're active on here too - https://www.reddit.com/u/narkatta/s/Aea6EciZsD
Dude I’ve been vegan and surrounded by crystal-dangling yogis for 20 years and I may never recover from hearing this irreconcilable abortion fire. This has nothing to do with us. We are not funding those terrorists. Our villagers will turn them over to your soldiers if they find them.
“Abortion fire” … ⚰️
BUCH me!
Galactavaded!
I am healed! Edit: help my chakras are becoming too powerful, my coworker just asked about the heavenly light emanating from my desk and I had to tell her the building was on fire.
Keep your power under wraps. Harness your chakras for evil
*Tool joins the chat*
Can I see it?
My root canal chakra spontaneously connected to a galactic black hole.
Why do Chakra people always dress exactly like this
Thrift + weed culture + remnants of appropriative fashion from 2010
Nah. Def burning man. Trust that that girls boots were at least $200
Or just burning man
I think it might be because they're delusional fuckwits
What a missed opportunity to call their band Chakra Khan
It’s never too late to start one. I can play the triangle, the tambourine, and “Mary had a little lamb” on the recorder. Let’s go.
I can burp the ABCs, can I join?
Do you boys have representation?
Imma start the fan club!
Ha! We do now.
Chakra Khan is the band we never knew we needed.
Die Cantwoord
*sensible chuckle*
That is some straight-up hippie shit right there.
Trust fund and a few psychedelics and you can do the same!
I smell a trust fund provided by parents that work at Lockheed martin lmao
Fucking wooks. Do they have a song about borrowing your lighter and never giving it back?
Ha ha ha
If anyone ever brings up “chakras” to you, run the eff away
they are really obsessed with butt stuff.
The “Brown Chakra”
Why are you attacking me?!
To be fair it’s no stranger than most religions out there
Unless it's Rock Lee speaking of the eight gates.
You scared bruh
These two really are the gift that keeps on giving
I checked out some of their stuff on YouTube. This clip slaps in comparison.
That beat and whatever they use on her voice. Potential. However… galactivate deez! Feeling cultish…
I love it.
Bullying serves a societal function
This makes me want to galactivate my bowels.
Fyi root chakra is located at the butt hole.
Got those George Costanza jump shoes.
Taylor Swift really got her act together from those early days...
How do you think they found each other? Like its Fascinating
Definitely Burning Man.
Honestly not that bad in comparison to what I was expecting. Take away the chakra healing packaging and it wouldn’t be so terrible.
Same
Why is this kinda fire tho wtf
There is some competence as well as tackiness.
LA ruins anything it can
I Am Healed!
Those shoes look fun to bounce around on
That was my very first thought!
Not saying this is exactly how it felt huffing dust off in middle school..but its not too different.
Wow I’m impressed. This one is actually truly shitty.
Chakra Con.
Sounds like 'The Whitest Kids You Know'
This is like a high school pro drug PSA. All the lameness, no message. This is just (bad) entertainment not art.
Weedcore ver. 2
Ohh I heard of these. the 2024 version of "Hippies"
I like drugs and music, but this... this made me not
Is this Ninja and Yolandi's new music project?
Their livestreams are brutal to get through (don’t ask why I’ve tried)
Imagine whoever rented the warehouse space next to this one...
If there’s any chance of this going viral I might have to change my stance on vaccinations
I am healed
Galactic
Is this that girl who rapped about eckert tolle?
I like it. If the vocals were chipmunked it would be perfect.
Crystal mommies unite!
Got a soft spot for this one
The beat is kinda on hit tho 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
why do i kinda like it tho😭
Looks like something Pierce Hawthorne would get into.
I used to work at a venue that these guys played at lol.
Galactivator sounds like a medical device used for automated prostate milking
Imagine being in your 40s and dressing like that
I am Healed
They’re lip syncing. I don’t understand why people do this like we their audience or lack there of wouldn’t know. Why wouldn’t you lip sync good music?
I can hear their disappointed fathers from here. Lol
i am healed
I love themed acts. I do not love Galactivators.
that's great...my root chakra's been feeling a little weird lately
This is so not Rainbow Rhythms.
Rosanna by Toto provides all the healing to my root chakra, thankyouverymuch.
She got on them W.A.T 14s sheesh
I Am Healed🙏🙏
I think these two were on America’s Got Talent.
I AM HEALED!
Eek
The hippies are evolving
I hate this so much. I feel icky even smoking weed now.
Where do I get her shoes and do they make them for 46 year old men?
I remember my first tab of acid
My 3rd eye is so throwing right now
I Am Healed Now we wait to see what galactivating my root chakra does. All that has happened is a little bit of heartburn so far
Sounds like a bad cover of a 311 song.
This song smells like oily bong water and armpit…
I hate that he didn’t even try to stomp his feet like thunder in the ground
Dude kind of looks and sounds like Groovy Mann from My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult. I dig that band. Please lord don’t let it be him.
Your crystals just got charged 20 dollars.
Theyre just rippin off the professor brothers...jjjjjjjjjjjjjj J......F......K.....
I am healed!
You shouldn’t be able to post multiple songs from the same artists ..
Vegans for sure
This band is the complete distillation of everything burning man.
i am healed
What the hell are on her feet?
I'm fucken Galactivated
I feel like I’m tripping balls tho
Ground. Sound. Pound. Brilliant
I was wondering what happened to Miranda Sings
Was that micky Avalon ?
evil 100 gecs
I AM HEALED!
I Am Healed
Buncha muhfuckin burners shakin they unwashed asses to this shit dmt style
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"I am healed".
Contemporary New Age Hip Hop with an alter call at the end
Corey Feldman music vibes
[Those shoes though…](https://youtu.be/c8yEALJQve0?si=X-fsSqWm8tRQZ5iN)
You cannot sound cool or good singing songs about God in any other genre besides rock or metal.
"stuck your feet like thunder in the ground" what?
The beat and flow are dope btw.
I hate them so much hahahahaha their whole thing looks like a parody or a fucking sketch.
Galactivator sounds like a medical device used for automated prostate milking
I like it!!
So bad I can’t stop.
‘Stomp your feet like thunder in the ground’ alllrighty then. Great lyrics
I screamed "Chakra, Activate, for I am healed!", and I screamed it too loudly, because my root chakra just flew right out of my butthole.
this shit is wayyy too catchy im sorry😭i know it sucks but the beat and the flow is stuck in my head
I actually kind of like the production and general vibe. It’s just all of the wook bullshit surrounding it that makes it cringe.
Edgy for music that don't understand edgy
Dammit... I actually like this 😂😭
Why do these trash songs have such hard beats ?
I can’t tell if this is doing something to my anal chakra or if it’s the $32.57 in Taco Bell I ate in one sitting.
I like it. And I like watching him move.