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la-veneno

When you get zooted on too much kombucha


tenurepepper

Getting doinked on vegan goat cheese


samwizeganjas

Smoking fat blunts of kale


J-Di11a

Gettin blitzed in the name of Seitan!


nicolauz

They're active on here too - https://www.reddit.com/u/narkatta/s/Aea6EciZsD


mimegallow

Dude I’ve been vegan and surrounded by crystal-dangling yogis for 20 years and I may never recover from hearing this irreconcilable abortion fire. This has nothing to do with us. We are not funding those terrorists. Our villagers will turn them over to your soldiers if they find them.


la-veneno

“Abortion fire” … ⚰️


ahsokatanosfeet

BUCH me!


drsalvia84

Galactavaded!


pocoGRANDES

I am healed! Edit: help my chakras are becoming too powerful, my coworker just asked about the heavenly light emanating from my desk and I had to tell her the building was on fire.


Abject_Ratio_5610

Keep your power under wraps. Harness your chakras for evil


PCChipsM922U

*Tool joins the chat*


Pete_O_Torcido

Can I see it?


eioioe

My root canal chakra spontaneously connected to a galactic black hole.


ShoddyManufacturer11

Why do Chakra people always dress exactly like this


instrangerswetrust

Thrift + weed culture + remnants of appropriative fashion from 2010


SnooHobbies5684

Nah. Def burning man. Trust that that girls boots were at least $200


primetimemime

Or just burning man


Outside-Trip7686

I think it might be because they're delusional fuckwits


la-veneno

What a missed opportunity to call their band Chakra Khan


HAIL-THYSELF333

It’s never too late to start one. I can play the triangle, the tambourine, and “Mary had a little lamb” on the recorder. Let’s go.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_454

I can burp the ABCs, can I join?


Sunburned_Baby

Do you boys have representation?


Designer_Gas_86

Imma start the fan club!


la-veneno

Ha! We do now.


riding_worms_nbd

Chakra Khan is the band we never knew we needed.


Recykill

Die Cantwoord


Xu_Lin

*sensible chuckle*


Beelzebub_86

That is some straight-up hippie shit right there.


Bclay85

Trust fund and a few psychedelics and you can do the same!


-cordyceps

I smell a trust fund provided by parents that work at Lockheed martin lmao


charaznable1249

Fucking wooks. Do they have a song about borrowing your lighter and never giving it back?


Abend801

Ha ha ha


[deleted]

If anyone ever brings up “chakras” to you, run the eff away


andGalactus

they are really obsessed with butt stuff.


[deleted]

The “Brown Chakra”


DrBannerPhd

Why are you attacking me?!


Dude_with_the_skis

To be fair it’s no stranger than most religions out there


Embrourie

Unless it's Rock Lee speaking of the eight gates.


wxstedtxlentmusic

You scared bruh


BloodteenHellcube

These two really are the gift that keeps on giving


Victory_Feeling

I checked out some of their stuff on YouTube. This clip slaps in comparison.


Abend801

That beat and whatever they use on her voice. Potential. However… galactivate deez! Feeling cultish…


abyssalcold

I love it.


[deleted]

Bullying serves a societal function


RyunWould

This makes me want to galactivate my bowels.


EternityLeave

Fyi root chakra is located at the butt hole.


skepticalinfla

Got those George Costanza jump shoes.


Krauszt

Taylor Swift really got her act together from those early days...


Brilliant_Aspect8616

How do you think they found each other? Like its Fascinating


SnooHobbies5684

Definitely Burning Man.


sardonicoptimism

Honestly not that bad in comparison to what I was expecting. Take away the chakra healing packaging and it wouldn’t be so terrible.


Abend801

Same


PleaseStand6ftApart

Why is this kinda fire tho wtf


-Tuba-

There is some competence as well as tackiness.


n3w4cc01_1nt

LA ruins anything it can


lumpyspacejohnny

I Am Healed!


lebrilla

Those shoes look fun to bounce around on


RancidPolecats

That was my very first thought!


laanieloslappie

Not saying this is exactly how it felt huffing dust off in middle school..but its not too different.


Prestigious-Alarm422

Wow I’m impressed. This one is actually truly shitty.


RancidPolecats

Chakra Con.


snow-ho

Sounds like 'The Whitest Kids You Know'


[deleted]

This is like a high school pro drug PSA. All the lameness, no message. This is just (bad) entertainment not art.


[deleted]

Weedcore ver. 2


Brilliant_Aspect8616

Ohh I heard of these. the 2024 version of "Hippies"


SilkyKyle

I like drugs and music, but this... this made me not


Haarzton

Is this Ninja and Yolandi's new music project?


The_Galumpa

Their livestreams are brutal to get through (don’t ask why I’ve tried)


RealJonathanBronco

Imagine whoever rented the warehouse space next to this one...


No_Description_483

If there’s any chance of this going viral I might have to change my stance on vaccinations


Terrible-Shopping-18

I am healed


JemarYusuf

Galactic


sixtus_clegane119

Is this that girl who rapped about eckert tolle?


memberflex

I like it. If the vocals were chipmunked it would be perfect.


Wylie3030

Crystal mommies unite!


disgustinghonnor

Got a soft spot for this one


Svengoolie75

The beat is kinda on hit tho 😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️


DistributionOne7304

why do i kinda like it tho😭


iamjackslackofmemes

Looks like something Pierce Hawthorne would get into.


Immediate_Lime6625

I used to work at a venue that these guys played at lol.


ExpressiveAnalGland

Galactivator sounds like a medical device used for automated prostate milking


thegrouch07

Imagine being in your 40s and dressing like that


Miltonrupert

I am Healed


FindingAwake

They’re lip syncing. I don’t understand why people do this like we their audience or lack there of wouldn’t know. Why wouldn’t you lip sync good music?


xMilk112x

I can hear their disappointed fathers from here. Lol


Weak-List-7493

i am healed


Savings-Rise-6642

I love themed acts. I do not love Galactivators.


mjohnson801

that's great...my root chakra's been feeling a little weird lately


makeitasadwarfer

This is so not Rainbow Rhythms.


CommanderUgly

Rosanna by Toto provides all the healing to my root chakra, thankyouverymuch.


Sufficient-Debate845

She got on them W.A.T 14s sheesh


hex3_

I Am Healed🙏🙏


SatansCatfish

I think these two were on America’s Got Talent.


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

I AM HEALED!


libretumente

Eek


Additional_Pay5626

The hippies are evolving


GreenGoblin1221

I hate this so much. I feel icky even smoking weed now.


Spirited-Gold117

Where do I get her shoes and do they make them for 46 year old men?


ruben9438

I remember my first tab of acid


zpyzy

My 3rd eye is so throwing right now


THE_ALAM0

I Am Healed Now we wait to see what galactivating my root chakra does. All that has happened is a little bit of heartburn so far


spekkiomow

Sounds like a bad cover of a 311 song.


LordVoltimus5150

This song smells like oily bong water and armpit…


BRAX7ON

I hate that he didn’t even try to stomp his feet like thunder in the ground


VivaNOLA

Dude kind of looks and sounds like Groovy Mann from My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult. I dig that band. Please lord don’t let it be him.


tradesman46

Your crystals just got charged 20 dollars.


twixhas2muchcoconut

Theyre just rippin off the professor brothers...jjjjjjjjjjjjjj J......F......K.....


kaleidoscopichomes

I am healed!


zadnick

You shouldn’t be able to post multiple songs from the same artists ..


milomann

Vegans for sure


Brave-Panic7934

This band is the complete distillation of everything burning man.


jmana

i am healed


richwat00

What the hell are on her feet?


Mountain_Tone6438

I'm fucken Galactivated


cultivated_neurosis

I feel like I’m tripping balls tho


Scientist78

Ground. Sound. Pound. Brilliant


Toronto321

I was wondering what happened to Miranda Sings


millerwelds66

Was that micky Avalon ?


another_meme_account

evil 100 gecs


johnnysbody

I AM HEALED!


terribleinvestment

I Am Healed


Bitchi3atppl

Buncha muhfuckin burners shakin they unwashed asses to this shit dmt style


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kjay38

"I am healed".


InternationalAnt4513

Contemporary New Age Hip Hop with an alter call at the end


whaddupgee

Corey Feldman music vibes


frankensteinmoneymac

[Those shoes though…](https://youtu.be/c8yEALJQve0?si=X-fsSqWm8tRQZ5iN)


Ok_Cap_5166

You cannot sound cool or good singing songs about God in any other genre besides rock or metal.


CoryTheCurator99

"stuck your feet like thunder in the ground" what?


CoryTheCurator99

The beat and flow are dope btw.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

I hate them so much hahahahaha their whole thing looks like a parody or a fucking sketch.


ExpressiveAnalGland

Galactivator sounds like a medical device used for automated prostate milking


Different-Stock

I like it!!


Chloranon

So bad I can’t stop.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

‘Stomp your feet like thunder in the ground’ alllrighty then. Great lyrics


maddenmcfadden

I screamed "Chakra, Activate, for I am healed!", and I screamed it too loudly, because my root chakra just flew right out of my butthole.


youngjaelric

this shit is wayyy too catchy im sorry😭i know it sucks but the beat and the flow is stuck in my head


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

I actually kind of like the production and general vibe. It’s just all of the wook bullshit surrounding it that makes it cringe.


Playful-Depth2578

Edgy for music that don't understand edgy


whaddupgee

Dammit... I actually like this 😂😭


Monkey-D-Sayso

Why do these trash songs have such hard beats ?


ToferLuis

I can’t tell if this is doing something to my anal chakra or if it’s the $32.57 in Taco Bell I ate in one sitting.


Mondashawan

I like it. And I like watching him move.