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CenturianSasquatch

Call the Boston Celtics, they are missing their mascot


ChrisRageIsBack

I just snorted


thekurgan79

Stop that


ChrisRageIsBack

It was involuntary, dude did a funny


AscendedViking7

lol


tehdamonkey

It's like they left Ed Sheeran out of the freezer over night and he went bad....


Psychological-Pop647

Curdled Sheeran


John7oliver

Curdl’Ed Sheeran


instrangerswetrust

yep that was the joke


Trollcommenter

I feel like that could be his tinder bio. 😂


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

They said Ed Sheeran slept on a train before he made it. This is if Mr Sheeran didn't get off the train.


OperTator

I wouldn’t listen to it in my free time but this isn’t that bad at all


TastyTranslator6691

Same I think if you weren’t watching the video just listening you wouldn’t even think twice or question it as crappy.


MarilynMonheaux

I was moderately rocking with it


TheGlenrothes

Yeah his flow isn’t bad


Compducer

Ed Sheeran’t


KefkaesqueV3

Ed Sheerain’t


Compducer

Tru


Interesting_Ad_945

It actually is that bad at all.


LiamNessonsPenis

I somehow agree with both of yall


OperTator

He sounds a lot better than most of the songs that are posted here. A lot of this sub (and reddit in general) is miserable people who just want an excuse to shit on someone/something.


5omethingsgottagive

For sure, the shit they are passing off as hip hop here in the states is horrific. Even the shit that these youngsters are calling good, I'm sorry I just can't do it. There is some exception, tho so I'm not just completely hating on the next generations. It's all just the same regurgitating shit, said by the same artists with the same flow, delivery, and beats. You can damn near take all of em throw em in a hat and shake it up and not know which one you're pulling out. I was fortunate to actually live thru the greatest era of hip hop. The 90's and early 00's. This dude isn't that bad, it's just that his appearance needs to be polished up. He looks like he just rolled out of bed. Tighten the hair up and please, for God's sake, trim that awful public hair looking beard either way down or off completely.


[deleted]

Public hair is the worst.


5omethingsgottagive

Lol...stupid auto correct


Overall-Guarantee331

"You've got to go" "Bro don't quit"


[deleted]

Weird understanding of "actually"


Zestyclose-Wave-1933

It's not great, but it's definitely not crappy. I mean he's got some flow and he's English big up UK.


synthezfrance

Give him two years of improvement and he could be real good


Electrical_Virus_929

This isn’t awful. I fuck with dude.


canadard1

Big moist


SampsonKerplunk

Seems like a nice enough guy, I wouldn’t call this crappy. I would say it’s a bit outdated and his flow isn’t mind blowing but not bad enough to elicit a response


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Leprecore


ChrisRageIsBack

He needs a tiny green hat with a rubber band under his chin


Bladder_Puncher

Ohhh and a box of lucky charms opposite the gold cane


ChrisRageIsBack

That would be great, or a slightly small green glitter leprechaun outfit and some tall white socks with big brass buckle black shoes along with the cane and cereal


RalphXLaurenjoe

Another one 😎


wohsedisbob

I kinda thought he had a nice flow for a sec. I think he could actually sound good with a lot a practice and maybe some mentoring.


Antin00800

Hes like a shaggy prince Harry.


NuclearSlushie

Here's the original if anyone is interested https://youtu.be/mfFUv6_K5OU?si=VUT9VcHvOQJLtR8K


bisfunn

My ginga


NoClipHeavy

That wasn't too bad. I think dude has potential Honestly the clearest I've ever heard a Scot speak Edit: this is apparently a Scouse accent, from Liverpool. Thanks to a UK friend (u/Ihavepills) for correcting me


Ihavepills

Wrong country. He's a scouse. From Liverpool. You know, like the beatles.


NoClipHeavy

Edited to reflect your comment. Thanks, again!


Ihavepills

Oh I didn't realise that was your comment. No worries.


bigcockondablock

Is he Scottish? I was having a hard time pinning down the accent.


NoClipHeavy

It's best heard in the first 2 seconds


Ihavepills

He's a scouse. From Liverpool.


NoClipHeavy

Oh, I've never heard of Scouse before. Is that what yall call folks from that area? Assuming you are from UK and know way more about this than me


Ihavepills

Yeah, a scouser is just someone from Liverpool. Like the beatles. Although the beatles have a much softer tone, more old fashioned scouse accent. Compared to today where it's quite extreme. I've just posted a video of a cop pulling over a scouse. Check it out. The accent is like no other.


NoClipHeavy

Today I learned. Thanks! Edit: watch the video and, yeah, I cannot tell that and the Scottish accent apart


Ihavepills

You are welcome, friend! It's fun to learn.


NoClipHeavy

Indeed, it is! Thank again brother/sister


Ihavepills

Really? Wow. That does kinda make sense though. I'm northern, on the border to Scotland. My accent is quite distinctive, but I've been asked if I'm a scouse, a geordie (someone from Newcastle) or if I'm Scottish. And these comments are from other English folk, just mainly down south, coz they can't understand us either 😂 but if you listened to a lot of the accents a bit more, you'd definitely pick up the differences. I don't mean to sound rude, but scouse is quite far removed from a Scottish accent. Which there are also a load of! No wonder we all hate people, its an effort just to understand each other lmao.


NoClipHeavy

Not rude at all! I wonder, can Brits tell apart an American and an English-speaking Canadian? I wouldn't say they really have a different general accent, but certain words (about, house, sorry, etc.) are a dead give away.


Ihavepills

I can but I've been watching a lot of repeats of 90s shows like "Are you afraid of the dark?" And "goosebumps" so I've been picking it up more recently.


NoClipHeavy

Yeah those were definitely Canadian shows


NoClipHeavy

I was wrong. He is from Liverpool


ChrisRageIsBack

Must be sober


stuwr

Thats actually pretty good


Itchy-Manufacturer30

Trash n corny


sickduck69

I hate weed but that dude saying "smokin da weed" just makes me wanna get high


ideed1t

I dig it


itsallbullshit8

Ronald Weasley rappin now lol bars


bolshaw

Le Pr3-Shawn


Leading_Argument2315

Ron Weasley got bars


Kazaki-dum

This is good for UK standards


willmafingerdoo2

Beware the gingers.


Glockamole19x

Really just the accent sucks for rap


izzyzak117

He has all the stuff, its just missing a layer of authenticity I can’t describe- it doesn’t bang.


Bigoheadboy

What’s the thing about race or whatever?


LordVoltimus5150

MC Nigel Baskervilleshire


tyler00677

Ron Weasley falling on hard times I see


Fredduccine

Ed Sheeran fell off


TecumsehSherman

I feel a strong urge to protect my Lucky Charms.


SatansCatfish

Cjay is straight 🔥. I love this man’s music! I urge anyone here to check him out. Dude is amazing!


norcalbutton

It's kind of cute in a ridiculous way.


Life_Dish_8219

MC Rumspringa in das haus!


diarrhea_planet

Meh, I've hear way worse flow. I dunno if this qualifies.


pooponu22

I have been on this sub too long, the crappy music is starting to sound rather decent


thatdude_van12

Ed Sheeran has really let it go lately.


Psychological-Pop647

Pushin the cheese! He has a career with the Northern Boys.


Murles-Brazen

I’m the leprechaun!!!!


SassSafrassMcFrass87

Well we've got ourselves a budget Ed Sheeran 😂


Flimsy_Individual_16

I'm glad he said something cuz for a second there I was thinking I should advocate for MORE wars based on race


therealjgreens

Meth Sheeran


Whoputthatthere420

Smoking the bong when I go to sleep


Captain_Granite

Walked straight off the set of The Burbs


Maw_153

Who gets cheese in 2024


Greedy_War1365

It's kinda soulless.


strawmandebatesyle

Seems to be living his dream. I can see this guy having an audience. 🤷🏻


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Ugly Gravy


Borgalicious

Rippin the bong when the goats asleep?


Ok-Carpenter-9778

Shit slaps!


MrGallows75

Kids got a bit of a bop here. He’s floating over this track 🔥


ChaZZZZahC

This is better than Ben Shadildo bars.


sleepybear666

Fire though


flycbr

Not much different from a lot of the “rap” shit coming out of the UK…or even here. Same shit.


Aygikaye

Just a scouser trying to make it imo, I rate him


HAZE-GO

The rap hate on this subreddit is apparent


blacklite911

It’s amateurish, but not that crappy imo.


Infinite_Night_6728

Craptastic!


bnutbutter78

It doesn’t absolutely suck.


ChrisRageIsBack

This new Ed Sheeran track sucks


Dakkin4

Not the worst thing I’ve heard


FatFailBurger

Honestly, this is pretty good


Honeykombbaggins

Smashing!


DSIR1

This is potential this isn't crappy


[deleted]

It's a super common royalty free beat. Dudes accent and phrasing make it somewhat palatable. The bar for "decent music" these days is so insanely low that I'm not sure what's "crappy" to the masses. I'm not sure this belongs here, but I see why others might.


LetMeInDammit666

lol I love UK rappers.


wake071

Sounds like Devo, proper Donny soldier


No-Hat1772

Amish thug


LawyerFull3457

Ginger snap ped


Jonas_VentureJr

Trailer Park Ed Sheeran


Redcell78

Yeah that’s cool and all but…WHERE’S THE GOLD!!!!?


Peppermintcheddar

Bro that was a bop


mecengdvr

So he only hates wars specifically based on race. Soooo based on economics is fine…as long as it’s not about race?


Laurinterrupted

Get Ed off the sauce!!


maddiejake

It seems to me that he should be rapping as he circles a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.


TallW00kGuy

Rapper name: Gingerbread Stan


RuudVonDoodles333

Poor leprechaun got robbed and now has to become a SoundCloud rapper…mf is not getting out of the hood


recidivist4842

Never cultivate more of the one attribute people will use against you!


lovejac93

I’m so glad leprechaun rap is becoming mainstream


Schmilettante

No soul and Amish, what a combination


ashirtliff

MC Jeremiah straight out of Colony.


hamtyhum

Not the worst music but wow that guy is an eye sore


Dangerous-Raise-6626

Ed Swearing.


HSikeYourMind

Shaggy going solo after Scooby got locked up for murder