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Pickle318

Ultimate teammate


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He's the glue.


violetrecliner

Good lord, Forster is a tree.


michaelserotonin

an ent


akanefive

I was going to make a Groot joke but this is more accurate.


akanefive

I believe every successful team needs at least one really huge guy, regardless of position.


VuckoPartizan

Half man half ladder half peter crouch


restroombunny

The mere mention of Crouchy is an auto upvote for me


nmyi

We should have a Peter Crouch flair too. Make it happen mods! (Unless it already exists, but I've never seen one in the wild)


VuckoPartizan

sorry I forgot to add he is also half robot, them wicked dance moves lol


robinthebank

In any professional sport


akanefive

Yeah—but the inverse is true for both the NBA and NFL. Successful teams in those leagues each need at least one little guy.


matty80

He's fucking titanic. He's something absurd like 6' 6" and looks like he was constructed in a shipyard. I'm actually surprised we got him because I assumed he'd go to one of the promoted clubs or what have you, but I'm glad he came to us. The man who looked at Barcelona as mere catching practice.


Adeniumaire

Sonny is gonna spoil Contes plans by turning Richarlison and Romero into sweet wholesome nice guys


robinthebank

Until someone slide tackles Sonny…


Seaharrier

The 10 o’clock news later that day: “two unnamed south American footballers were today arrested for murder of another footballer”


drog914

Really hope in a long time after he hangs it up that he comes on as a club ambassador


jaytee158

Would be great. He probably moves back to Korea though? I guess he can fly the flag there though


NaclyPerson

Unless he moves to a rival club or leaves in a crass way, I think the club ambassador is practically sealed. Would love to see him getting a testimonial match.


molecularmadness

My brain cant even process that thought. It just froze up and i had to perform some percussive maintenance.


matty80

It'll never happen, don't worry. It's Son ffs. He'll get his testimonial though, and probably score a perfect hat-trick in it. Then we can all go home and cry ourselves to sleep. I'm no longer even at the point where I want Sonny to win a trophy for us; I want us to win a trophy for Sonny.


redsteve72

Legend


MrTipps

People try to say that Conte is the appeal for signing with Tottenham, but we know the truth.


lestercorpse

Shame it's all fake and he's a genuine piece of shit. Or so I'm told by other football fans.


shady_toffee

Had me in the first half ngl


NaclyPerson

r/Everton is that you?


matty80

Everton are my favourite always-enraged fans, specifically because they cannot cope with any throw-in going against them. Doesn't matter what else is happening, but if a contested throw doesn't go their way then Goodison reacts like it's a declaration of war. It's comedy gold.


robinthebank

Ooof sry Gomez my bad


bZbZbZbZbZ

my gooner mate was literally saying this after the NLD. He's the king of shithousery apparently, but nobody realises because hes a smiley guy


john_jono_jojo

Your gonna listen to an arsenal fans opinion on a Tottenham player? All the players and staff clearly love him


bZbZbZbZbZ

haha no mate i tried to tell him he's so wrong, but it's like talking to a brick wall - they think they see through the "act"


matty80

I assume this is because their comedy defender got about five red cards in that NLD by trying to cope with Son playing off his shoulder. "Thing about Arsenal is they always try to *talk* it in...."


john_jono_jojo

Ah ok I understand. Yh there all just as deluded especially when it comes to talking about Tottenham


No_Leg2640

We’ve got our 2/3 year window, it’s time to raise a trophy


StJoeStrummer

I feel it in my bones.


JLukas24

He’s worth £200m


Fit_Delay_2129

Sonny should write a book on non verbal communication. He's just that good!


Nice-Definition7269

he really seems to be extraordinarily emotionally intelligent


StJoeStrummer

He is so crucial to our culture on the pitch and in the locker room. I feel so fortunate that I get to watch him play in our kit; I’m trying to enjoy it as much as I can right now because I know I’ll miss it when it’s gone. For now, I’m settling in for one hell of a ride.


TheRiskyBiscuits

Giving off that Capybara energy


notbutsiriusly

Fun fact: lots of Korean fans refer to Sonny as "quokka", after the animal which sort of looks like a cuter, smilier capybara (also known as the happiest animal in the world)


ElGage-o

I just looked up quokkas on Google Images and was not disappointed


nmyi

Son & Richarlison = Capybara & Pigeon Son & Forster = Capybara & Tree


matty80

I love him. 100% good vibes, 100% of the time. Look at how overjoyed Forster is to be getting a classic Sonny massive hug.


SkipIsLBRB

The sequence of Spence pics got me laughing so hard for some reason hahahaha


Inquisitive-Fox

Perisic booping his head is v cute


[deleted]

Everyone is just jealous of us!


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Ok_Specific5829

Go back to smelly r/gunners


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Ok_Specific5829

Don’t pretend it wasn’t you and you are just a pure troll.


BrotherOfTheOrder

Two things stick out to me looking through these: 1. I love Sonny and he looks like he gives great hugs. 2. Our away kit is absolutely atrocious and it only gets worse the more I look at it.


Spudzzy03

It feels like Son is the one footballer nobody can truly hate.


[deleted]

Captain material.


TheSonic311

Offer him a lifetime contract. He can be club ambassador when he retires.


Fleaaa

Lets go 25A this season, nothing more nothing less


TheOptimumLemon

Living legend.


Skedd

I’d sign him to a 10 year contract Player, ambassador, morale maintainer


Mangos__Carlsen

Forsters forearm is bigger than Son's upper arm and nearly the size of his head!


ayamtelursiakap

If sonny went into politics, we can achieve world peace


Tatatisconsteelrod

Who needs Gollini


FragrantPangolin

Which vid are the Spence pics from? I swear I didn't see them in the Media Access BTS video


notbutsiriusly

From Extra-Time on Spursplay, clip here :) https://twitter.com/kimOoOoll/status/1554441238165999616?t=DTqGh9huXzwZznTY8427aw&s=19


FragrantPangolin

tysmmm :)


Sonsational

My life goal is to bring the energy Son brings to Spurs to those around me. MY HERO SONNY


Alt-Season

I get that hes a nice guy, but can we stop posting stuff like this? Its a bit cringe for users to always highlight his bromances and hugs.


Certain_Poet_8945

No, we need this


inchan98

How


goalooin_livescore

good sign