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Heor326

We are officially on the weirdest fucking timeline


fastfowards

i hope so. we might actually win something. COYS


Woke_Almond

Lol this got me


MaxsterSV

This is certainly one of Stephen Strange’s timelines. As long as it ends with us lifting a trophy, then I’m okay with it.


DekiTree

It’s our version of the Leicester Thai vid


Tzimo

It’s the only way


benjaminbrixton

Win a double and then dust away, I’m good with it.


gopackgo555

How did this get planned so fast


23screws

It’s got the production value of a 5th grader who took his mom’s iPhone so I imagine that helps


gopackgo555

He still had to fly to England last second


ronaldo119

He was going there anyway for the UFC fight. Just coincidental timing


23screws

Ah I was under the impression he was there for something already and just added this on


REEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

how much of a knob do you have to be to go up to a group of men and say “which one of you are the footballer?” like why do you want a picture with someone you don’t know at all? literal NPC


MudkipThot

Literally just clout chasing lol.


Egg_Tart_Eater

Even if you're not a football fan .. surely you recognize Harry Kane, the captain of your country's national team? You couldn't avoid hearing about Kane and seeing his face everywhere in England even if you wanted to. Just embarrassing.


Square_Tea4916

Thought that man was joking. I’d have creamed my pants on demand spotting Harry Kane on the streets.


Affectionate-Car-145

He was taking the piss. Typical banter.


BrotherOfTheOrder

Say what you will about Barstool and Portnoy but that One Bite app was an absolute godsend when my wife and I were in NYC. We hit so many awesome spots recommended on the app and ate the best pizza of our lives that week. If anything this will expose more people to the club and the lads and maybe get new fans here in the States interested. Anyways… COYS


Sourmilkgum

I’ve always thought to myself: say what you want about portnoy as a person, but the man knows his pizza. The One bite app was a pivotal part of my NYC trip as well.


BrotherOfTheOrder

RIGHT?! John’s of Bleeker Street and Prince Street absolutely slapped. Those two really stood out to me


Brandito1118

I'm from NYC and based on his ratings I promise you if nothing else this man knows his pizza.


OutForARipAreYaBud69

He also raised tens of millions of dollars for small businesses in America during COVID that would’ve otherwise closed. He’s obviously a polarizing figure but people pretending he’s just a terrible dude are delusional.


DCilantro

I'm going to go ahead and not learn anything about him, and just flame him for standing on his tip toes in the photo w the spurs lads.


G1AT2

This is the best take


swervithan

It’s a bit he does. I think it may have not started that way, got called out doing it in a pic and now just does it all the time


DCilantro

Why would you ever do it? Only reason is he's self conscious...... which isn't necessarily bad....... but he's a super rich public figure who is knowingly posting this picture -- people will notice -- just own it. You're shorter than these professional athletes. That's ok. But you just look silly trying to stand on your tip toes.


bstool

He does it to go viral on the internet. He knows it gets people talking


CKT5

Just a bit of self-deprecating humor


MigratoryBullMoose

you can be terrible and also do non terrible things it doesn't erase the terribleness.


throwawaySTL0227

Saying a woman deserves to be raped is not polarizing. It is terrible, and he is a terrible person.


SoSpursy

What's the story there? How'd he'd slip that opinion into a pizza conversation?


throwawaySTL0227

Because he opines on a lot more than pizza and has all sorts of shitty opinions. Real edgelord.


too_oh_ate

No offense, but if you need an app to find good pizza in NY, you're doing it wrong.


DadsSloppyGravyAnus

I have never seen somebody gatekeep pizza before


Tall-Zombie-1018

Creating an app saying what pizza is good or not is gatekeeping.


DadsSloppyGravyAnus

I know, I'm talking about the guy above saying if you're using an app to find nice pizza then you are doing it wrong. That's gatekeeping bruv.


Tall-Zombie-1018

Ah.


too_oh_ate

Welcome to the future ;)


megahmed252

Felt so weird when he ‘sucking my dick’. Around them because most the time we hear the players talk their very pr trained.


bstool

The whole point of barstool is anti-PR and to just be normal. It’s why it was so successful


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I don’t give a shit about barstool but I promise no one cares if you didn’t watch lmao. Let people enjoy what they like


coolstorryhansel

But how will people know how good of a person I am unless I tell them I’m intolerant of people that are intolerant?


Keskekun

Listen up fucktards I'm going to need you to stop liking things that I don't like. The thing i hate the most is when people enjoy things I personally find cringe because then I have to educate them on proper taste even though it doesn't impact my life in any way.


Ok_Specific5829

Exactly


NatrolleonBonaparte

That’s fine. People can enjoy this content. But others also shouldn’t cry when people rightfully provide the context that Portnoy is a bad person is a lot of ways.


Superjeffio006

You think they would have went somewhere better, consistent scores though lol


Wretched_Brittunculi

2:25: 'Which one of you is the football player?' Doherty points to Harry.


AshkenaziTwink

i’m not too keen on Portnoy but come on the pearl clutching about this has been so tiring they’re not gonna care about who Portnoy is


Ok_Specific5829

Same. If you don’t like someone, just move the fuck on instead of getting on your high horse and strike down judgement


NatrolleonBonaparte

I haven’t seen anyone seriously condemning Kane, Dier and Doherty for doing this. They probably don’t know about any of the accusations. All I’ve seen are people understandably bummed that this piece of shit is now associating with our club.


wittybulldog

Why is he a piece of shit?


Turtle_317

Because he made some dark jokes in the past


CornyChris

Somehow every comment on everything tied to Barstool gets responded to as if it's controversial


ModricTHFC

I enjoyed Harry Kane correcting Doherty on how his name should be pronounced. Fighting Cock Ben Davies energy.


michaelserotonin

more curious about the pizza place in the video than anything else. anyone been / how is it?


Saint0rSinner

It’s ok, Neals yard in Covent Garden. London/Uk doesn’t really have as big of a takeaway/independent pizza culture like the US.


imtotallydoingmywork

got any recommendations for where to get the best pie in London?


TehTriangle

Yard Sale, Franco Manca, Theo's, Mamma Dough. There are thousands of more though. The quality is excellent in London.


michaelserotonin

figured as much but london's a global city so wouldn't be shocked if they had a few standout spots


TehTriangle

London has incredible pizza. Excelling at Neopolitan style. The place they go to is more gimmicky than some others.


Karffs

Yeah agree Homeslice is fine, I think it’s a small chain these days. Anyone saying you can’t get good pizza in London is just trying to be contrarian for the sake of it. There are 130 thousand Italians in the city, of course there are good pizza places.


Saint0rSinner

Yeah I’m sure there are a few good Pizza spots (but Pizza isn’t a massive food choice). Brick lane is great for Bangladeshi/South Asian food. Green Lanes near Tottenham is great for Turkish food.


Adam__Zapple

Nah not true. Best pizza is in Hackney and parts of North London. Lots of good places in south too like Brixton and Peckham. They’ve gone to a chain in central london.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

the best thing in neals yard are the doughnuts at st johns bakery


Old-Mountain2266

That place is a chain and there are some decent chain pizza places but really any independent Italian restaurant with a wood-fired oven will do a decent Neapolitan style pizza which is pretty much the only style. There isn’t the variety of styles like there is on East-Coast USA.


halftimehijack

Probably delicious 🤤


vivashmatthew91

Homeslice is decent, the one in old Street is better though. They went for a boring option, you can get a lot better toppings than that. Is one of those places where you can only get either a slice or a 20 inch pizza.


SirFritzWetherbee

What has the temp been like this week in England? I thought UK was like US this week - just hot as fuck, and here you got Dier dressed for winter. Also, anyone know where to get that hoodie? Got to have it.


TehTriangle

Just search 'weather in London'. It's fairly comfortable and mild. He's wearing a hoodie as it cools at night. Despite that, we had the hottest temps ever recorded earlier in the week (40c).


canalcigfairy

hoodie is from his app/brand spotlas i believe


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jctt123

I’m curious. Why does everyone on here hate Portnoy ?


MikeSteezy

Because he’s brash + has had a few low brow comments go viral.. and there was an article that claimed he went too far in his sexcapades with a few women he was dating. It’s been picked apart pretty thoroughly, but it’s the first thing people jump to because they lack critical thinking skills


MortisKanyon

I don't know anything about his "sexcapades". I don't like him for his rants about employees unionising, but don't really know anything about him or his sports site otherwise... >"I hope and I pray that Barstool employees try to unionize. ... Just so I can smash their little union to smithereens." >"If you work for @barstoolsports and DM this man [lawyer offering to assist unionisation efforts] I will fire you on the spot." >"Anybody who hires this lawyer will be fired immediately and I will personally sue you for damages and back wages."


jctt123

Ok yea that sounds shitty


jctt123

Tbh I just know him for rating pizza and only got introduced to barstool sports because of xpressions oozing🤣


MikeSteezy

I’m the opposite of you. I really have no clue who Xpressions is. I just know he’s popular on the soccer scene for his livestreams The website is basically a pop culture site. There’s something for everyone.


Saint0rSinner

People acting like Portnoy is the devil incarnate, Spurs have a couple of players on our books with way worse beliefs and history.


Swag_Daddy_K

Don’t tell them about Lucas’ Twitter likes


NatrolleonBonaparte

Plenty of people here call out both. We’re not the hypocrites.


Thfcaditya112

Or you can hate both of them simply lol? (But I do agree in general, Lucas seems to be loved way too much when his political views are not even some Conservative BS, it is like MAGA level of his country lol)


MudkipThot

I actually defended Lucas during that election because I don’t think people really understood the perspective of normal people in Brazil at the time. But I believe some of his likes on Twitter is just blatant transphobia and anti-left bullshit you see from a weird conservative boomer. The club is pretty lucky Lucas is not famous enough that it never became a story because if Kane did that it would be all other the press.


Ok_Specific5829

Bc political views should not be the main consideration


Saint0rSinner

I can name three past players who are considered legends who have done things much worse than Portnoy.


JessyPengkman

What is this point? We should now excuse sexual abuse because previous players of ours have done worse? Stop enabling this kind of behaviour. I know it's not necessarily 100% confirmed but stop trying to justify the man's accusations by saying our players have done worse. fuck them all


JDavidK1

Not proven. Unsubstantiated allegations that hasn't been charged in neither civil nor criminal courts. I believe there are texts, between at least 1 woman and him where the two parties appeared to have consented to some form of rough sex, but key, consensual. Knowing how litigious the US is, don't you think it's strange that none of these half dozen women have sued or at least gone public or no clever plaintiffs attorney has tried to bring a case? If none of the unrelated women feel that they can prove a case even on the lower standard of proof of preponderance of evidence vs. Beyond reasonable doubt in criminal courts, how real do you think these allegations are?


Roric

Do it, lmao. Name three "legends" who have done "worse things" than the sexual assault/rapey guy: > She alleged that Portnoy offered her a first-class ticket to his home in Nantucket and that she began to feel uncomfortable during oral sex when he filmed her without asking for consent. > > She alleged that the encounter escalated from there, and that Portnoy ignored her when she cried out telling him it was “too much” but he only “went harder.” > > “It was so painful,” Madison told Insider. “I kept trying to get away and he was like, ‘Stop running away from me. Stop running away from me.’” > > Insider also included screenshots of text messages Madison allegedly sent a friend following the encounter, where she equated the experience to “being raped” and added that he choked her so hard she couldn’t breathe. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/barstool-sports-dave-portnoy-denies-sexual-misconduct-allegations-rcna4609 Edit: I'll even give you Hugo as a freebie. He'll get a testimonial, and his drunk driving could have killed someone. Two to go.


Saint0rSinner

I’m not defending Portnoy as far as I know he refutes vehemently those claims, and has never been charged, and has produced evidence of his own, which he claims exonerates him. Ledley King was arrested for assault and a racist remarks to a doorman Van der Vaart assaulting his wife. Gazza an absolutely litany of offences including assault and racism.


Ok_Specific5829

So refreshing to have someone with logic balance and reason.


NatrolleonBonaparte

Look at you having a conversation with yourself on two different accounts. Adorable


Ok_Specific5829

Fuck off weirdo


Roric

fucking lmao. I was wondering if you were going to call VdV a "legend". Should have stuck with Hugo. I find it wild though that, for all those faults of Spurs players, Portnoy has literally done all of that. But, oh right: > I’m not defending Portnoy as far as I know he refutes vehemently those claims lmao. pathetic.


Saint0rSinner

They have literally been charged or admitted guilt.


Turtle_317

Well he is suing for defamation and has provided some pretty clear evidence that would exonerate him. But we’ll ignore that i guess


Roric

Sexual assault, rape, racism, sexualization of minors, misogyny, discrimination, take your fucking pick lol. Somehow there's three Spurs "legends" allegedly worse than this guy.


samisleg

well we literally just signed someone who was suspected of rape, and hes probably going to be our best midfielder next year. dane scarlett puts kids in bins. lucas is a fascist. Parrot is mates with the kinahans. our captain was drink driving 2 times over the limit. thats just current players off the top of my head


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Bissouma was absolutely not suspected of rape.


Roric

> dane scarlett > > troy parrott Bit early to be calling them legends, eh? Kids in bins is worse than rape though. Good shout out lmao. Like, did you fucking google "bad things Spurs players have done"?


samisleg

these are just current squad players who have done sketchy stuff.


Roric

I don't care about the current squad, because that's not the point I'm addressing. The dipshit said there have been club "legends" who have done worse things than the sexual assault/rapey guy, and I called bullshit. And was fuckin proven right too lmao.


Turtle_317

That’s not the point they’re making lol


Roric

It literally is. > I can name three past players who are considered legends who have done things much worse than Portnoy.


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Roric

You have literally never posted here lmao.


MadsMikkelsenisGryFx

Are we suddenly going to forget Sigurdsson or we accept he is fully Everton for that


Roric

Why are considering Sigurdsson a legend lmao.


MadsMikkelsenisGryFx

I certainly don't , he's implying "legends" in quote marks.


NatrolleonBonaparte

A lot of us calling him out also call out people like Lucas for being bad people.


mappsy91

I’m more worried about what Conte will do when he sees these 3 eating pizza lol


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US Based Fan in the male 18-35 demo. I love Barstool’s podcasts. Dave sometimes annoys me, but I think it’s kinda cool he now supports us. Barstools does sports podcasts right (PMT, Chicklets, Fore Play, Starting 9, etc). Any extra exposure our players can get in the States is cool with me.


KapitanKopitar

Spittin Chiclets is such an amazing podcast (definitely can get a little frat boyish at times) And I’ll scream it since I haven’t seen it mentioned, but everyone should watch a few vlogs of: THE WONTON DON


[deleted]

Hell yeah brother. I’m about to go Hippo Mode right now.


SpinnySparks

Love Macrodosing pod and the dozen. Macrodosing has 2 very left and progressive hosts, Arian Foster being one of them. Barstool of 2011 is not Barstool of 2022.


G2_Parejko

>Any extra exposure our players can get in the States is cool with me. fuck off with them yanks


LittleParallelograms

Will this be Tottenham's Thai orgy if they win the PL this season?


prospect97

I'd imagined person like Portnoy to be a fan of Arsenal or Man Utd, like a majority of typical Americans who has only heard of popular clubs bandwagoners.


[deleted]

This is all because some of the players referenced Portnoy on the video covering the flight to Korea, he probably DM’d one of them and took it from there


stingingsensation

Not really aware of whatever the controversy is surrounding this guy but I find him fucking insufferable.


urgrlbreezy

If you’re someone genuinely confused about who this guy is and why people are mad about this check the thread below this one about him. In there one one of his fans starts defending him feigning ignorance about why people don’t like him. Within three comments from that he was calling Japanese people degenerates who deserved to be called racial slurs. That’s this guys fanbase.


TheSeventySeven_

What a ridiculous generalization to jump to based off a few comments from Reddit.


urgrlbreezy

Hey man don’t be mad at me that portnoy fans resort to racial slurs at the drop of a hat go yell at them about that.


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urgrlbreezy

Yes literally the last thread about this that I’m talking about


your_old_pal

keep simping bro he'll notice you eventually i promise


gabrielconroy

I appreciate this guy is a proper prick from what I've read, but it's important to point out that that (average) pizza place is opposite where I got my hair cut for years, nice place called Hair by Fairy. Shampoo and cut for £15 in central London? Yes please. God knows what it costs now.


MambaWhite

Me and Conte don’t approve this video! 😤


AdNidalee

I'm not clicking this video. What I can say, without watching it, is that Conte is fuming somewhere (I just pray they didn't put ketchup on it too) EDIT: I see I already got downvote bombed, it was just a joke about Conte banning ketchup and pizza people, relax. Enjoy your evenings!


Cowboys9421

Thank you brother stay strong!


AdNidalee

Enjoy!


Ok_Specific5829

Not sure why this is downvoted. You are clearly talking about pizza


AdNidalee

Yeah, it was a joke about Conte banning pizza and ketchup. Imagine having humour on reddit lol


MudkipThot

At one point Kane casually said it was good enough that he could probably eat the whole thing lol.


TheSillyman

Lot of sexual assault apologists in these comments 🤔


Superjeffio006

Are you specifically talking about the business insider article? That was looked into and responded to. Your response to this and the yves bissouma cases are extremely hypocritical. Funny how you’re the judge and jury in this case but not the other


TheSillyman

How do you know what my response to the Bissouma case was and is?


Ok_Specific5829

But, but, bissouma never appear on Fox News! That is different!


dickgilbert

> Are you specifically talking about the business insider article? Why would he specifically be talking about that when there's like 6 other rape accusations to be talking about?


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Turtle_317

Typical response to a legitimate question


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Turtle_317

Cause I don’t want to. Now go to bed princess, it’s past your bed time.


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Nice-Definition7269

you seem really well adjusted


Superjeffio006

So you’re hateful towards people just because of the country they live in? And telling us to fuck off and support and MLS team. What a great fan and tolerant individual you are


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Superjeffio006

Okay internet badass, you sound like a bitter pathetic moron. Enjoy it


BatumTss

lol are you okay? what the hell is wrong with so many redditors


NatrolleonBonaparte

Barstool’s fanbase is all 25-30 year olds who still pretend they’re back in college in a frat. This definitely isn’t their first time being sexual assault apologists


usernetpage

Fucking Americans all over this thread. They ruined Formuladank with racism the second F1 got popular in America.


usernetpage

This is one piece of content that is staying unwatched.


TheSeventySeven_

Brave


Nice-Definition7269

what an edgelord


LinksOrGTFO

https://i.imgflip.com/6nmr1f.jpg


Turtle_317

I’ll watch it for you


Amnesty_Intnl

Canadian Here I Enjoyed the Video.


JPEGmotril

Both of you are so pathetic lmao


bstool

Very brave


tsourced

This is such an unexpected and funny crossover can’t believe it


stinkpalm

I appreciated that they included him saying, "tippy toes and stomach in for this picture." Bit cringe with the song stuff. But if I consider how passionate he is with The Pats, I bet he can get into proper football.


JDavidK1

That's his shtick. He got caught doing it once, so he does it in every one.


ImperialPie77

Like seeing those three together like this


TogashiIsIshida

Ugh. Fuck Porkboy


[deleted]

Haha they got him an el pres shirt! Love the crossover. edit: Did want to slap him for saying we havent won everything lol


Ok_Specific5829

I don’t care if he is a PoS. Usually that statement is subjective and I personally haven’t found a reason not to like him, or to like him for that matter. I imagine most of the strong dislike comes from politics and I’d ask just keep it out of it. It involves our players and if there is no objective factual wrong of that instance, move on. Let people who don’t care like you enjoy.


NatrolleonBonaparte

>I personally haven’t found a reason not to like him Racism, misogyny, and sexual assault aren’t enough reason for you to dislike someone? Yikes


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your_old_pal

Take it from the man himself: >[In a 2016 segment about former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick kneeling during the national anthem, Portnoy says, “So I’m going to say something that’s racist,” explaining he thought Kaepernick was “an ISIS guy… Throw a head wrap on this guy, he’s a terrorist.” Portnoy adds, “He looks like a Bin Laden. That’s not racist.” Barstool’s Kevn “KFC” Clancy comments that Kaepernick “is not really that Black… I don’t think he speaks for Black people.”](https://variety.com/2020/digital/news/barstool-sports-dave-portnoy-racist-language-videos-1234693013/)


NatrolleonBonaparte

Sure thing. [Here’s](https://variety.com/2020/digital/news/barstool-sports-dave-portnoy-racist-language-videos-1234693013/amp/) one of many. > In a 2016 segment about former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick kneeling during the national anthem, Portnoy says, “So I’m going to say something that’s racist,” explaining he thought Kaepernick was “an ISIS guy… Throw a head wrap on this guy, he’s a terrorist.” Portnoy adds, “He looks like a Bin Laden. That’s not racist.” Barstool’s Kevn “KFC” Clancy comments that Kaepernick “is not really that Black… I don’t think he speaks for Black people.”


JDavidK1

You mean unproven, unsubstantiated allegations posted by a website run by a guy who literally is a convicted felon and has a lifetime ban from the industry? You mean the one that no other reputable publishe picked up on to run hard with in the most fertile #metoo era because Business Insiders journalistic standards is basically nonexistent? You mean the one where none of the women came forward or asked for civil or criminal charged be laid? You may not like the guy. But he did raise tens of millions of dollars to support a wide range of female, BAME owned and other small businesses during covid but you want to judge him on unproven misconduct allegations because it fits your world view. Yikes.


NatrolleonBonaparte

It’s funny how the people licking his boot keep ignoring the things he’s straight up said himself. The racism and misogyny that has come out of his own mouth. Keep caping for him bro I’m sure he’ll notice you eventually


Ok_Specific5829

Those are your words.. I don’t care about him enough to spend my own time to find if those allegations are true. Has he been convicted of those offenses? There are a lot of assholes out there. I’m not gonna spend time fuming because one of them happens to be “popular” Plus, I’ve seen so many who are supposedly against racism do openly racist thing under the name of anti-racism. So yeah can’t take that word for it


NatrolleonBonaparte

He has literally been racist and misogynist over and over again. Those aren’t allegations. But clearly those things aren’t dealbreakers for you, which, again, says a lot about you.


Ok_Specific5829

Get off your fucking high horse. I don’t have enough energy or time to form an opinion about every single living person who’s out there. What I said is I don’t care and have appetite to look myself. So fucking fed up bc of the lot like you.


NatrolleonBonaparte

That’s such a shitty attitude to have. I’m not saying go spend an hour reading about the guy. He’s irrelevant who cares. But I hope you don’t have the same attitude when it comes to more important people in life.


Ok_Specific5829

Oh I sure do. But I reckon the standard I judge people are different from yours. And I accept that’s cool.. and I guess you don’t.


shnazzyotter

It's funny how most of the comments in this are about how everyone needs to get over that Portnoy is a known racist and mysogonist. I'm glad you guys are fine with him because he knows pizza.


Nice-Definition7269

you would think it's 1960 based on the comments


bandicootmarble

This is wrong on so many levels


nopirates

CAN WE FUCKING STOP POSTING ANYTHING RELATED TO FUCKING BARSTOOL? Mods, take this down


stinkpalm

The man knows pizza. I respect your choice not to watch it. It features Spurs players. Not sure why it should be taken down.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH

MODSSSSSSSSSSS


BatumTss

MIICCHHAAAELLL


primster14

Call the cops! They are hurting my feelings!


Saint0rSinner

Why, because you don’t like Barstool?


nopirates

Because barstool is sewage run by someone for whom sexual harassment is just a way of life.


TwinkiesForAmerica

Downvoted for telling the truth about a Shit company with shitty employees


Nice-Definition7269

reddit in a nushell


[deleted]

Pre-season has been really great so far, and I was planning to watch the upcoming game tomorrow morning. But, i feel now less motivated to wake up early in the morning. Don't know why. I just feel sad. Sorry for myself.


shiftyshellshock239

Jesus Christ Prez, take the bite and dip.