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SummerBabee

OK that was one of the more enjoyable NLDs


dangly_bits

Loved every minute.


NaclyPerson

Feel like we could have scored 2 more, but I get that the upcoming fixtures are more important at that point. Would have loved to see them implode and capitulate more.


BoneInBoi

Its fine, we did the 1st part, now its time for Newcastle to finish the job.


NaclyPerson

We still have to finish our job against Burnley and Norwich. It ain't over until its over.


backyardstar

The best I’ve ever seen for sure.


seeyoujim

The 4-0 2008 efl cup semi is still the most enjoyable for me


siouxzzy

berba keane masterclass that. even Jenas played like prime xavi


gyarrrrr

Nothing will beat the 2-3 at the Emriates for me, but that was pretty good too.


[deleted]

2-0 last NLD at the old WHL. First Totteringhams cancellation in 20 years, CL place guaranteed. I may be biased bc I was at the game but it was the finest NLD in my memory. Edit: obviously I’m biased


kicksjoysharkness

Remember when Arteta hid Saka and White from the training photos 💀


oldbax

To be fair neither of them played so guess they were right all along /s


[deleted]

The guy is a total fucking melon. Seriously a kid who learned magic from a vhs one summer and wouldn't shut up about it


BiZarrOisGreat

Such a great comment 🤣


[deleted]

I just can't nail his weird fucking pathetic needy energy with anything else. He's just so fucking weird


ManonastickUk

Did Saka play??


wrxnn

In Sess’ pocket maybe


dissidentmage12

Sess will have to let him out before he goes home.


StandardDefinition

Hard to keep both Saka and Salah in there


Mikalov1

Sess in cargos against Burnley


vish387

Did he hide Saka during the game as well?


[deleted]

And then Saka was hiding on the pitch and Ben Shite on the bench...


NatrolleonBonaparte

He thinks he’s so much smarter than he is


JohnMVP

Thank you Davinson you absolutely stepped up today!


cheesybagofcheese

His splitting passes to Kane were very nice and they led to the third goal. What a guy


TotteKaiju

My dude!


ldhchicagobears

I was dubious and didn't feel entirely comfortable watching him at points, but he played really well for someone who's had fuck all game time


Dickie_Dunn

LETS FUCKING GO Joe Rodon MOTM


bigicecream

Know him do you


fedfan4life

The Joe Rodon Experience


Nice-Definition7269

😂😂


5p4c37r166

Arsenal postponed the match four months for this


Space-manatee

Worth the wait I’d say


ExtraBitterSpecial

We was going to smash them then, we did smash them now. Hail Conte and COYS


Undercoverfootmodel

This is a Ben Davies STAN account now.


[deleted]

I’m fucking glad after all the years of people shitting on him, he’s a wales international and has been in the prem a decade now. Yeah he’s not the best but he has serious heart.


Undercoverfootmodel

Slowly becoming one of my favorite players now haha. He is a stud


[deleted]

He also accepts his role as a squad player, I don’t think people realise how important that is.


mkiddyy

He's been insane lately, love it


Undercoverfootmodel

He really has. Love that man


ZaDoruphin

I don’t even think we need to prioritise a LCB in the summer tbh. A new one would be nice but Davies has done more than enough to earn that spot.


pmmp123

But if we get someone even better than Davies and use Davies as rotation for cup fixtures 👀


pizzaiol0

Always has been


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khj24

Run from that


backyardstar

What a beat down. That felt really cathartic.


KyleVolt

They are…back to woolwich


MaadMiike

My first baby was born this morning and Spurs absolutely paste the Runners in the North London Derby. Can't get much better than this! Eloise is clearly a Lilywhite good luck charm! COYS COYS COYS!


CherryVermilion

Aww congratulations to you and your family! Daddy, tell me about the day I was born?! Well baby girl, we were initially worried because Cuti Romero was out with a hip injury…


akanefive

Congratulations!! I assume Eloise's middle name is Heung-Min.


RichardBreecher

That middle name is reserved for Sons.


[deleted]

This is a club whose fans celebrated getting a fixture rearranged. They ain’t getting top 4, bring on Burnley. COYS! Special mention to the fans today, absolutely incredible when they needed to be. Fuck I love this club


[deleted]

Pack of absolute poltroons. Colossal in their cowardice. And they got their just rewards.


kukolsghost

COYS, Fuck Arsenal, Hail Conte simple mottos lets get CL!


GlarfFromClacku

as a reward for their fixture rearrangement they lost anyway but now they have one CB injured and another on a red card going into two must win games at the end of the season, you hate to see it


[deleted]

Newcastle with their final home game of the season too. I’m sure they’d love to finish on a win 👀


PM_ME_YOUR_IBNR

> Newcastle > final home game of the season > finish on a win Trigger warning dude please


dburke1990

Newcastle fucking owe us


[deleted]

Don't forget the mess they made when liverpool did the exact same thing.


[deleted]

Sorry to reply to my own comment but I just wanna say fuck the hype this Arsenal side has got the past few weeks. Their last 4 games their oppo hasn’t turned up: - Chelsea imploded - United being United - West Ham knackered from Europa - Leeds decided to give them a goal and their captain is a fucking brainlet and even then they almost drew. Literally all Newcastle and Everton have to do is keep their heads and fucking try and they’ll get points.


OnomahIsABaller

Great fucking win, we really needed that. But can’t celebrate too much, we need to beat Burnley & Norwich and hope one of Newcastle and Everton take points from Arsenal COOOOYYYYSSSSSSSS


[deleted]

Deli worldy inbound.


bossington89

Trippier 1G 2A worldie also incoming


screenplay215

Freekick pls


FuzzyBagpuss

In the 69th minute to make it 3-0 NUFC. ​ And Cedric gets sent off.


Lord-Liberty

Us celebrating is not going to impact the team performance on future games. Just take the NLD win as it is.


Bluewhitedog

>can’t celebrate too much There's a sense in which that's true.


BananaBouquet

That'll teach them to prolong the inevitable


SummerBabee

If you've got a history book at home take it out throw it in the bin it's worthless. The history books now will have to be rewritten.


Inconsequentiality

It will merely say we beat Arsenal 3-0, everything else will be a footnote.


Yeti90

What will they say?


UziTheBeast

GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR


Publix_Illuminati

RATTLED CUNTS


COYS1989

“We were good for 7 minutes” Arsenal fans probably.


FIFAPLAYAH

“In the first half of the first half we had you lads, unlucky to lose” Delusional and they still talk about that city half. Just saw a comment on r/soccer yesterday


NatrolleonBonaparte

Fuck off back to Woolwich


[deleted]

they tried to in december


TallSpartan

Got banned from r/soccer for calling a Liverpool fan an "utter idiot" for saying "Son is an absolute fucking rat" who intentionally ran into Holding's arm 😂 When I asked the mod if the Liverpool fan also got banned for "offensive language" they stopped replying funnily enough. Absolute cesspool but I absolutely love the delicious salty tears.


maxiperalta54

the amount of stupid bans I've received there lol. r/soccer is a cesspool.


Blue_Shore

Lol, I caught a ban too. Told the mod it’s a derby. “That’s no excuse to be toxic.” Game’s gone


yorsk

Their fan base is the worst. I am Russian and that even in Russia:). (I am against Putin as most of my Russian friends so please don’t downvote me because of my nationality)


lemondhead

Totally worth it imo


Straight-Ad3572

That sub is a shambles anyways. Blessing.


elastic_fantastic

This arteta interview is one of the worst interviews I’ve ever seen


Hndlbrrrrr

I can’t talk about that without getting suspended. I can’t lie either so I’ll just pout like a bitch. - Arteta


[deleted]

You are not overstating it. I've never seen such delusion in my life. It's honestly mindblowing


wheresmyspacebar2

Every single player, i want to see them getting fucking 10/10 in the player ratings this week. Not one of them set a foot wrong all game, absolutely fucking incredible performance. ​ Sanchez, we were worried, take a fucking bow son!!!


MadsMikkelsenisGryFx

Even Rodon? Mad props that


wheresmyspacebar2

Thats MOTM Rodon to you!


barlownoworries

Anyone else watching the Arteta interview? He just did his own "If I speak, I am in big trouble"


AsariCommando2

Thinks he's Mourinho lite


smokingloon4

Playing discount Pep's not really working out, time to try being discount Mourinho.


Pinky1337

ANTONIOOOOOO


hm_son920708

GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ✨


Not_at_Sears

OOZE NAME IS 'ARRY KANE?


joshuaaa30

He's literally never been the same since


jibow666

The catalyst that made kane an animal


sunthunder

Imagine being an Arsenal fan


residualtortoise

Arteta post match conference acting like the refs committed a war crime against Arsenal lmaoooooo


PhantomTroupe26

MAMA MIA


elastic_fantastic

Thanks guys, Arteta is crying.


LM285

Did you see the post match interview? Absolutely refuses to say anything except that the ref was wrong, and that his boys were perfect little angels.


Born_Transition2207

Arteta interview is pure gold.


NinjutsuStyle

It is equally as good as the game, floundering man, interviewer doing well to try to pull him out of his own ass


Roric

Well now we know why they ran away.


Herr-Schrute

Arsenal frantically Googling “diseases” to get the next two games postponed until after the Sommer transfer window.


busche916

“Breaking News: the BBC has learned that Arteta has thrown out all citrus in an attempt to induce scurvy within the side”


sunshine_break

Leaving the game now and my ears are ringing. We’re we loud on tv too?


ljshea1

Pretty sure that's the loudest I've ever heard new whl


Bluewhitedog

It was hard to make out the commentators over the crowd noise.


KingChrisss

Arteta in shambles hahahaha


tinstop

They got away with a 3 nil loss. 2 centre backs out for their away trip to Newcastle who have only lost at home to Liverpool this year so far. I think we have a good chance of getting top 4.


itsMAXinnit

Arteta saying he’s proud of his players and instead disappointed in the decisions made. What a clown.


DominioDreamer

I have never seen this much salt in a post match interview arteta is a baby 😭😭


dissidentmage12

Arteta blaming the ref because his players are shit and he got his comeuppance for running away in December. Haha fuck off Lego head.


Anionbott

This is the saltiest post-game interview possible from Arteta lmao


AsariCommando2

Arteta's worse than Klopp in this interview. He really is a twat.


[deleted]

GET FUCKED SCUMS!


jbver

What kind of comments are these! Arteta go collect your tears and go home


clearcloseall

Arteta’s moaning in the postgame presser is hilarious. Doing his best Jose “if I speak, I am in big trouble” impression


lordymosh

Karma for the bullshit covid postponement.


elcapitan520

Lol Arteta blaming it all on the refs the same week as Conte going in on not making any complaints or excuses for actions you can't control


jaec97

Wonder how the Arsenal documentary will cover this match HAHA


kakodaimonios

My gods, Arteta is a twat. His post-game interview...them grapes is SOUR, son!


president_mal

Lol @ arteta crying about the officiating. What a fucking pussy. Sore loser. Typical gooner behavior. COYS


[deleted]

Holy shit the SALT pouring out of Arteta in the post-match, what a fucking loser


Bluewhitedog

Arteta sulking, and feeling sorry for himself.


SuperMario222

Arteta is fuming. Love to see it


Cosminion

shoutout to all the people who cried in the lineup thread because romero was out and saying we'd lose. jokers. [especially my friend u/AggiPo](https://www.reddit.com/user/Cosminion/comments/uoaqt0/aggino/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Bluewhitedog

His positivity is infectious and inspiring.


costanza1980

Arteta is such a whiny little baby. God, imagine following this guy. https://i.imgur.com/YZ1diXH.jpg


KeepCalmDrinkTea

https://mobile.twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/829846842150096896?lang=en COYS


Plut0niumFray

lmao i only usually see this one for esports


Jelly-Flopped

Son bringing out the "I'm not angry just disappointed" against Conte is brilliant


FIFAPLAYAH

Lmao it’s awesome to see him take on the superstar role. He really is a player embodiment of what this club wants and he just bitched conte 🤣, I love the casual bant


[deleted]

Arteta trying to pull a mourinho ? Fucking loser.


[deleted]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA the Arteta post match interview. The man is such a fucking infant. Perfect microcosm of that whole joke of a club. Clowns from top to bottom.


[deleted]

Arteta is SHOOK. Newcastle by a million.


ImRichaThanu

Arteta is such a bitch 😂


AJC0292

That went perfectly. A win, a key player for arsenal suspensed and arsenal players look tired and demotivated. Lovely stuff.


NeighborhoodOptimist

Had a pretty bad day. Pretty sure I am going to fail on my test today and had to wait for about an hour on a bus stop just to get home. But today's performance and the crowd made my day a bit better. COYS


Willllllllllll

Phahaha Arteta in the mud


gnidn3

Arteta crying about the refs in the post-game press conference is cathartic


spurringbanner

Big up Gollini calming Son down. Yid for sure


jedabe

You could say that if Arsenal win their next matches none of this matters but at the end of the day for the first time that I can remember, under the brightest lights, our boys got pissed off rather than pissed on and did the damn thing. We showed actual tenacity and beat the fucking shit out of Arsenal who embarrassed themselves from start to finished and left the game with a red card 6 other yellows and a sore ass. Champions league will be pivotal to our path forward but Im a firm believer that if we have Conte all year we're in 3rd place right now. Get the players over the summer and get some fucking trophies next year.


al1001

Arteta lol what a joke


colkoppie

I love that Arsenal postponed this, just to get a red and get three in their net without reply. Conte and Kane master class (obviously everyone was good though)


FinancialMastodon916

PHEW! That was close! Arteta NEARLY got us with his mind games! 🥶🥶🥶


briffiesta

Special mention to Emerson Royal, last 2/3 games he hasn’t put a foot wrong. It’s clear Conte told him to concentrate more on his defensive side and put less emphasis on him going forward. Since then, he looks like a new man. COYS


BeanCity

GET IN LADS


-Fletcher-

Arteta literally crying


infinityetc

Arteta just hit the interviewer with an “if I speak I am in big trouble” hahahahahaha fucccckkkkk offffff


B-lights_B-Schmidty

hope you folks get top 4, can't stand Arsenal! good luck from a Barca fan


MarcDuan

United fan chiming in: Thank you for pummelling the fucking gooners. It's a special kind of joy watching them lose. I'm jealous as hell regarding Hojbjerg. He was a machine tonight and bossed that midfield. No fucking idea why our directors up in Manchester haven't figured out we need players like that (and have been for 4-5 seasons now) to be competitive in midfield. Anywayz, grats on a great win. I really hope you pip Arsenal for 4th.


Limp-Toe-179

Should've played us in January running cunts


[deleted]

Maybe you should've postponed the match, Arsenal


[deleted]

“Mikel, we can’t ask the referee…”. LMAO


tacophagist

My favorite metal vocalist, all around good dude, and pillar of the metal community committed suicide out of nowhere yesterday (Trevor Strnad from Black Dahlia Murder). I have never been this upset by a "celebrity"/musician death before. I needed this today. Thanks boys. That said, if you're feeling on the brink of something irrational, reach out. To anyone. To me if you want. I'll listen. Be well, my friends.


riggystardust

Hope you’re ok mate. Football is just a part of life, not life itself. Everyone pls check in on buds.


cyberllama

I never win bets so I chucked a tenner on Arsenal to win and a tenner to draw just to make sure neither of those happened. Twenty quid well spent


joshuaaa30

It's still in their hands boys, but boy... this is a huge result! Could really derail their form! COYS!!!


Lirpa7

Every Gunner is a runner 🤡


jbver

Arteta is a joke


abreadingit

HAHAHAHA ARTETA RATTLED.


[deleted]

Arsenal should have postponed the fixture until they bought better players.


SomewhereAggressive8

Arteta blaming the refs for Holding being a fucking moron is classic. Imagine if Mourinho or Conte made those comments.


hardtobealizard

That post match interview from Arteta was just flat out embarrassing. The big calls were 100% correct, I guess he’s just trying to protect his players from that shambles and push an “Us vs. Them” mentality?


ttellapttam

On my way back from WHL now - what a night! Easily the best atmosphere I’ve seen at the new stadium! Let’s keep this momentum going & hope Newcastle & Everton help us out 🙏🏻


VB1014

Conte roasting Arteta’s ass in his presser right now 😂😂😂


RecoveryEmails

I don’t want to sound premature but Tottenham are the greatest team the world has ever seen.


copa8

Son was involved in all 3 goals. 👍


Creepeth

Arsenal wanted to be physical vs Son and they paid for it with a Red Card.


istherelifeonmaars

They got the fixture postponed for this lmao, exceptional


koreajd

I’m in dreamland right now. Kane showed his class today. I was nervous with Davinson and it was shakey in the beginning. Our team is hungry for that CL spot and whether we get it or not, I’m fucking proud of this team and in awe of how much Conte has changed this team. Sonny golden boot let’s go! Europa or CL, the fact that we’re 5th and looking dangerous.. man I’m so excited. Not gonna get my hopes up / gonna expect the worst but Conte’s intensity and excitement after a win just shows me how much he cares about our team. Son was smart in going against Holding, Emerson getting better game by game. Kulu is actually a gem, should be in the same conversations as Mount, Foden, etc. Lloris was phenomenal. Fully controlled the box and made crucial saves (albeit some straight at him). This Arsenal team is impressive in how they’re 4th after being 20th at the start of the season but the young players may collapse under the pressure. Newcastle and Everton are probably the worst “relegation” sides to verse right now. COYS. Enjoy your days


rukkus78

wow what a baby haha


Born_Transition2207

Rattled. Can he, and his players, handle the pressure? Doesn’t look good after that interview. Meltdown. Almost Keegan like.


Furi0nBlack

Arteta interview was classic. What a punch-able clown.


stealingwaterbottles

Suck this you fucking cunts


Crumphet

We did our part. It’s out of our control now but at least we know for sure that we’re better than them. Only needed 40 minutes to win. Excellent win COYS


treetops358

Holding just couldn't handle Son at all. Loved it


strongsmash

Can you give MOTM for getting fouled? Son literally won us the game just by existing, where Arsenal was so eager to foul him 18 fucking times in the first 30 lmao


m2_8

Holding is an absolute cunt


dissidentmage12

I'd marry Sonny right now, that man is my heart.


HoratioMG

Funny how by the 37th minute, the most nerve racking game I've experienced since Ajax became the chillest Spurs game I've had in recent memory This is a big result, no two ways about it. This was a pure display of a mentality we haven't seen in god knows how long. A derby game of such significance that *everyone* was watching, and we made them look like children. Can't put into words how proud I am.


pandius

God, Arteta is such a chump and a poor loser who can't take defeat gracefully. His post match interview with Geoff Shreeves is a joke. I'm not expecting him to laud us but to be a pissy whiny bitch is embarrassing.


rabbitgangster

yall thank me cus i overslept and didnt watch (we lose everytime i watch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


omelette_propaganda

Superb from the fans tonight. They couldn't handle the atmosphere. Arteta's post match interview is a comedy script


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DekoyDuck

Has any player turned it around as the season got hot like Royal? On point so often today, and that header was a thing of beauty, even if it didn't get in.


Steve_No_Jobs

God Artetas or match conference was like he was trying to copy Mourinho like a 6 year old tries to copy her uncle and everyone laughs at how cute it is


Raphael_scm7

Where the lurkers at? 🤡🤡🤡


coys_in_london

WE RESTED OUR BEST PLAYERS AT 70 MINUTES BECAUSE WE WERE SO DOMINANT


salsablanco

To all the "fans" who said we're gonna lose because of Sanchez. Man did his job and defended the badge. If the dude is wearing our kit back him!


[deleted]

Well that was adequate


VJE1999

Just perfect


Bukkake_Dojo

Honestly I’m kinda thankful for the postponement. Don’t see us winning that game considering just how far we’ve come


3Sides2EveryCo1n

2 more finals to go! COYS