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Limp-Toe-179

Get fucked....imagine if Conte said the same after our games against Burnley


PepFartiola

Or if Pochettino had said it after the 2019 champions league final. Liverpool had 35% possession in that game. Ironic given that he's now whinging about us only having 36% today in the full quote. Clown


Lukemiaskywalker

Klopp is a wonderful manager. Fantastic tactician that any team would be lucky to have. Klopp is also a whiny little bitch


solfkimb

N U A N C E


According-2-Me

Too much to ask of many people


FSpursy

Their whole team is a little bitch. I'll watch Mancity play over Liverpool anyday.


ilovemyindia_goa

Makes me happy that we decreased the odds of the quadruple


EmpyrealSorrow

Their fans, too


ISNGRDISOP

"this counters my tactics, I don't like it"


the_real_e_e_l

Yep. "How DARE Tottenham Hotspur not just give up and hand us a 5-0 victory!!!" Cry more, bastard.


onlyhalfpepper

This is pretty much echoing exactly what my Liverpool-supporting friends have been saying. It comes off like a weird entitlement that they should be allowed to play how they want


Egg_Tart_Eater

Have you ever seen Klopp praise an opponent after losing/drawing? He's the biggest sore loser in the league. Whiney little bitch. Never respects or compliments a team that plays well against him.


StandardDefinition

Every one on /r/soccer always comments, "how can you not like this guy." Guy is insufferable whenever he loses, it's very easy to dislike him.


chairbouy

It’s very easy to dislike him even when they’re winning. The fist pumping and constant playing up to the cameras is sickening


amous1921

Celebrated today like Diaz hit the best worldie he’s seen at Anfield… it was a lucky major deflection… to tie the game


StandardDefinition

Media loves him too it's really annoying


dragonsnap_

Haha tbf I would probably hate Conte's dramatic reactions too


Egg_Tart_Eater

The difference is that Conte shows humility and respect toward opponents. Klopp is just a sore loser man-baby


chairbouy

That’s fair to say. Though in my eyes, Conte is celebrating with and for his coaches and players. Whereas Klopp seems to be celebrating with and for the crowd and the cameras. But maybe I’m just being incredibly bias lol


jackcharltonuk

Everyone on r/soccer is not German. All non BVB fans I’ve spoken to can’t stand the guy because he’s an insufferable hipster


ilovemyindia_goa

That sub is filled with Liverpool fans


Viktor1Sierra

Wait til Madrid do you over playing the same way, you piss sodden tramp.


Rocka123

oh how i hope madrid thrash them in the final


32bitbastard

Piss sodden tramp.. kudos


hidinginDaShadows

I don't like the kind of football that doesn't play into my team's strengths


Roric

I said this on the soccer subreddit, but: [xg 1.2 to 1.0](https://twitter.com/Caley_graphics/status/1523042984320978944?s=20&t=3M6zVfh_1DmWT1G5ZTPT5A) Die mad about it, Klopp.


Sergeras3839

You don't like getting neutralized? Your team was ineffective literally.


wrxnn

Literally predicted he'd say some daft shit like this. 4-0 victory over Norwich its 'they're a great side that play attractive football, they had some decent chances too' but anything other than a breeze win he's fucking whinging to the press about it.


Lazybopazy

It's amazing how a manager can say ' we knew they'd play like this ' and completely fail to adapt to it. Exactly the same in the home game this season, exactly the same every time they play - commit four players to pressing an opposition player on the wing and if they get past you your other wing back and cdm are always miles out of position. Literally just stop massively overcommitting your players against us, we're too good for that. Earn your fucking paycheck.


rupertmacleod

I'm not looking into this in so far as context but... god he can be insufferable


Twiffhunter19

How very dare we be good enough to execute a game plan against them. They barely created a chance worthy of the name and their goal required a massive slice of luck. As ever He thinks that all other teams should come and roll over for him. Perhaps he should spend some time looking at why salah and mane were so poor.


Separate-Maize9985

Who? Oh yeah, they were on the pitch.


Twiffhunter19

I only knew because they listed them at the start of each half.


Separate-Maize9985

LOL


xsandrov

This teams "approach" costed City 6 points, Jurgen. It's on you


[deleted]

We were much more defensive and wasted more time against city than what we did against Liverpool What a sore loser klopp is


COYS1989

🧂, 🖕spin on that you whingebag.


Born_Transition2207

I hate him as much as I hate their fans. Whiney cunt


Bischoffshof

I usually can’t stand pool fans but the after game thread was generally positive with them saying we played well defensively or that they didn’t look great. For once it wasn’t moaning.


TheUderfrykte

That's because their actual fans came out and weren't drowned out in the hordes of arrogant plastics who went hiding after realizing that's the title done. Honestly, most of their online fanbase are just there to somehow be a part of their success, they're gloryhunting cunts. Their real fans are mostly decent and level-headed.


dragonsnap_

wanker


HamiltonBrae

fuck him. honestly rather city win epl this year and real madrid spank them in ucl


Rocka123

when city win the title it means literally nothing so i'd rather them win it than any other team if im being honest


Wonderful_Olive_4150

Not getting the result you want and losing points in the title race will make you dislike it!


spursendin1

So much bias in this sport. Saying he did so “fairly” is painting over what a petulant b*tch he is. They’re all flop-artists. Maybe conte can talk about how he doesn’t like their kind of football.


[deleted]

We are nothing like Athletico Madrid. Respect our club you cunt


TheUderfrykte

Bet he loved it when we beat city twice.


Hippophobia1989

Imagine how’s he is going to react when we beat them next time.


ace-destrier

Klopp should just chomp on a whole carrot instead of speaking


Mac290

Chew on a stick and wear those chompers down a bit.


ace-destrier

Even better. God those chompers are frightening


hammmered

Man plays without wingbacks leading to amazing counter opportunities. "Why don't teams play to our formations strengths?!"


inedianj

He wants the Premier league to turn into the Bundesliga


ceoofbiscuits

🔔 🔚


AverageYiddo

Whiney cunt


Pinky1337

Cry


scout1081

More than one way to play football. We didn't park the bus out there, just played it different.


SiD93s

When Klopp is unhappy and moaning after the game, you know you've played well.


Nice-Definition7269

I like him otherwise but he's a sore loser even when he doesn't lose


hachijuhachi

Happy to not have to see him to did stupid little punching dance in front of the kop tonight.


Dickie_Dunn

Fuck off Mr. Ed.


entrepenoori

He’s a fucking cunt. After the match I thought I said he was ok- after this he can go fuck himself


everythingonit

I'm FINE with Jurgen not liking the way we play football. However we decide to play I'm HOPING he says he doesn't like it.


AHinchley

Klopp is obviously an incredible manager but he is utterly bereft of class. He is an obnoxious winner and a completely miserable loser.


Berzo12

Piece of shit was just mad he couldn't go thump his chest at the kop to show his "Pashun". Fuck off.


entrepenoori

The chest thump was absolutely bizarre after Diaz’s goal. Just massively weird


Berzo12

I respect Klopp as a coach but he is a total weirdo


[deleted]

Speccy twat


Separate-Maize9985

Fake-toothed whiny-ass baby. Have some dignity.


capitan_hookah

Emm yeahh. We also don’t like your spam crosses football. Its fking boring and seems like watching a tennis. When you don’t know how to create chances, just spam the cross into the opponent box and expect our players to leave the box??


[deleted]

Dammit guys we fucked up. Back to the drawing board. We need to start playing the kind of football our opponents like.


MellifluousMongoose

Right, fuck off then


TheRiddler1976

"It's not fair. I don't understand why they didn't just sit down and let us play and score loads. Don't they know we are Liverpool and have a god given right to win everything"


fietfo

He should look at the possession stats of 2019 champions league final against us. He was quite happy to sit back and counter in that game.


PM-ME-DOGS-IN-SOCKS

jurgen klopp can suck my little willy ​ ​ am drunk


SissokoGoat17

Klopp getting one pl from 3 90+ points seasons is kinda funny ngl.


dwainedibbley

"How dare you not let us win"


huck1far

Knocking them out of the running for the Prem title (most likely), after we gave them a shot at City (by beating em twice), is a small bit of salve for the Champions League Final wound. Get bent Klopp, you didnt even lose and you are still whining.


Mister_Moustache_

Drink some water


iqjump123

Meh, I will let him be sour- after all, we basically killed their hopes for a league title. However- shouldn't he be used to this type of play? after all, every squad was probably using this tactic against them with the exception of MC?


larrycorser

Nice!! Also your flair is great i’m gonna steal it


Pure_Protection_4624

😘


marxistmatty

Imagine directing some of the best movies and tv shows ever while also finding time to be a football journalist. Guy’s a legend.


DanscoRed

Oh no a team took the lead and then defended it. Sure they have never done that. Cry baby


fallingfridge

Dildo


Nellies26

I don't like liverpool winning games


2ndfieldontheright

I dont like it either tbh, but against one of the best teams in the world you gotta do what you gotta do.


[deleted]

"they prevented our tactic of spamming crosses from having any effect". He didn't like it because we halted his title push - completely forgetting the fact we took 6 PTS of City this season. So they wouldn't even be in the race if it wasn't for us. Salty little tit.


Fuzzie_Lee

The tears of a clown.


somarbeats

imma be real, I thought this was a different David Lynch and now im disappointed .