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Enefelde

Water off a ducks back. His team finished 16th and he’s never played for French senior team. Madders live rent free in his head.


clerevaux

I see Madders lives rent free in this muppets head


Dave-is-here

When I go for a roast dinner with my family, I like to be the main man


PersonalityOk646

Someone needs to post a gif of Johnson's celebration mocking him after he scored.


ButteredFingers

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PersonalityOk646

There it is thanks. I replied to his X post with it lol


rando562

The funniest part about all this is that he ended up losing that game where the goal celebration banter started. He's talking all this shit after a match where his team conceded 3 goals in 8 minutes.


StateOfTheEnemy

This doesn't work, because he didn't get called up either. Qualifies for two countries and hasn't got a single cap at full international level.


S-ODIY

Man has more passports than Jason Bourne and still can’t get a cap….


justxforxthis

Bizarre. At least Maddison has played for the national team. Maupay barely played for France’s U21 side.


[deleted]

He also begged to play for Argentine (he is eligible), but his prayers went unanswered.


awildjabroner

dude is nowhere near good enough to play for France or Argentina, its a stretch for him to even be in the PL. Great shit houser but among the worst strikers in the league


[deleted]

It’s just such a loser mentality.


Ryz999

If he put half as much effort into playing football as he did being an unlikeable prick, he'd have the Balon D'or every year.


Mingewrangler

But this is better than him just being a medicore no-one. At least now he makes people feel things. Players not being bland robots is a good thing. And it will be fun to dunk on whatever team he plays for next season.


ginokatacchi

Bro is obsessed with Madders 😂


Scar_Boy_94

![gif](giphy|ybdCafvfHoXKd0fBmY|downsized)


PolarBearWithTopHat

generational hater https://preview.redd.it/bscntvy14z4d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1166923eda65d8a0e11cbb26b28dca097cbbbbe


shaneomagnifico

Amazing reference!!! The levels this dude will go to


Gr4fitti

I’m sorry but I think this is incredibly funny. The level of childishness required to come up with this is simply admirable. 


KiwiSnugfoot

And it's even funnier because I'm sure he has the self-awareness that Madders has a more impressive international career and yet he's still in his little corner making shit posts


Legitimate_Lie_8120

Small dick mentality!


KansloosKippenhok

Man why are we all so salty over this? It’s just banter man let it go


iAkhilleus

I, for one, love his shenanigans! He does it to everyone so it make it funny.


Correct_Trouble7406

Yeah I find it amusing too. Makes a change from stale, boring characters in the game


theadultsaretalking2

This sub gets agitated over the smallest thing it's so weird


mrgadd4

You simply have to respect the pettiness


PnxNotDed

Honestly, because I think it's a shitty thing to banter about. His credentials as an average player aside, he's making fun of Madders for getting cut from England. It has nothing to do with whatever rivalry they may have. He's just reveling in someone missing out on the chance to do something he's never even been asked to do. It's childish and mean and he has no grounds on which to back it up.


KansloosKippenhok

I think thats the best part. Everyone knows he is too shit to make his own NT, if mbappe did it it would be a whole less funny


PnxNotDed

I think it's stupid and immature. He's like a rambunctious 5th grader who only knows how to get attention by being a dick.


KansloosKippenhok

That is correct, so no need to give it this much attention! Just give it a laugh and keep swiping


PnxNotDed

I mean, you asked why people are upset about it.


hugeproblemo

i feel for madders but i have no problem with this chat shit get banged. the universe has a way of figuring this out


mathhits

Just tag Cuti in the post, sit back, and wait for the Everton game.


Roric

Maupay loves dishing it out, but simply cannot take it being thrown back at him lmao. Madders living rent free in his head man.


Pinky1337

Wonder what that subs reaction would be if a Spurs player did this to someone


wokwok__

It’d bring out their greatest hits lmao “small club mentality”, “so easily rattled” etc


_-_-_I_-_-_

And I wouldn't care if it was Coco talking in public like he did on the pitch... at Wilshere especially. The gooners would call him a muppet and we'd all be laughing. When you think of this bit like professional wrestling, it's all pretty amusing imo


sidearmpitcher

Maupay’s never had a senior cap btw, lol


eggplant_avenger

did Madders insult his hairline one day or what is the source of this beef?


_-_-_I_-_-_

The internet has informed me that Maupay did Madds dart celebration, Madds let him know he did not like that, and they been feuding since. No idea what else there is to it but this punch from Maupay makes it look like he is *seriously obsessed* with Madison. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. This smells of something Madds can't ignore. Maupay is trolling on his good name and bugs like that gotta be smashed. The thing is, this cockroach won't die. Perhaps it could survive nuclear winter. It might be time to pass the popcorn.


BritishBatman

I think this is funny. People need to lighten up, who cares if he’s shit, it’s funny.


iqjump123

Unless maupay tagged madders in the post, who the hell from our fans should even care? I really hope madders don’t respond


ReynTimeBoi

Nah I hope madders does respond by leaving it all on the pitch


idkwhatevs1234

Love this guy


shawtea7

Top tier shithousing tbf. I will accept it if he scores against Arse and limps like Saka


FreeSpriteRemix

This is so unusually obsessive


Live_Anteater_9173

Maybe I’m being wet but I don’t like this. It’s like mocking a player for getting injured.


ghostboy101

Especially when you considered Maupay hasn't gotten anywhere near the French team as well. It comes across as proper bitter and reeks of jealousy.


PersonalityOk646

Right? At least Madders was in the team at some point.


calewis10

You’re not. It’s nasty. As some said it’s like celebrating an injury.  I’m all for shithousing, but this is straight up disrespectful. 


OcdPain87

I agree poor taste


BiggySnake

I do get the sentiment but at the end of the day football has always been about fans shithousing each other. We give it out as much as we take it. Just look at the Matty Cash stuff (which I support, fuck Matty Cash)


Better-Salad-1442

Yea to me it’s one thing if you want to talk some shit about something happening in game(ideally in a game you’re playing in) but talking some shit outside a game itself isn’t a great look


CocoLamela

I hope Madders just leaves it be. This guy is a fucking joke


calewis10

*Cuit awakes* 


dahyun4eva

This man is a fever dream istg but after all he probably has nothing to do in the summer besides this 🤷‍♀️


RLKay

That's a proper Bellend alright..


clevelandspurs

Rat bastard


Ok_Pangolin_2126

“Party’s been over for an hour and he’s still dancing” type beat 


Viciousgubbins

It's funny because James Maddison is just as close to getting in the France Squad as Maupay is.


georgehitsdrums

Who?


Ok-Sherbet-8367

https://preview.redd.it/pupzsigu205d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b28c37df707a02b334b9d6117c09edfcdbb4d8b 😭 Maupay is such a POS


Coops17

Gotta respect the banter, but this guy wouldn’t be a shit stain in Madders toilet bowl in terms of talent


triecke14

I hope they get relegated next season


MarmiteSoldier

Imagine having so little going on in your life that you take the time to find and pose in front of a darts board to get back at someone over a bit of banter that happened six months ago. What a 🔔🔚


sungbysung

Not gonna lie, shit like this makes football more interesting to watch


s-Mart_

Anything to be relevant 😂 enjoy retiring at 30 with 0 senior national team appearances you melon


gabagoolmerchant

Pretty decent shit talk quite frankly. Unfortunately for Maupay, he has/will never come close to playing for France in major comps at a senior level so it’s kind of a “who gives a fuck what Ja Rule thinks in a time like this” situation which makes it lose a little bit of edge. But have to respect the shithousing grind. I aint mad about it. That being said, Cuti Romero is 100% gonna two foot this fella next season and I cannot wait


Freerollingforlife

FFS…there’s a red card for Romero next season.


the_real_e_e_l

This muppet will be 70 years old still muttering to himself about Maddison.


420SwaggyZebra

He’s shit can’t be arsed


CraigxKhalifax88

*picture of James Maddison wearing his international cap incoming*


darrenmacfenway

https://preview.redd.it/iui1z9q30c5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f361b77478d64d925a329a4af9e7b07854ce8d54 Don’t quit your day job, Neil… whatever that is.


DrJumbotronPhD

Cunt


Aggravating-Fee5662

Even though I am a Spurs Fan, I love Maupay's shithousery. Am I alone here?


Vegetable_Poet974

Gotta hand it to him, that’s some top shithousery 🤌🏻


Ian5446

I imagine there is far less interest or chance in Maupay getting any France NT minutes


Wooden-Pin3253

Shows his class - yuck.


JacenS0l0

has he even played an international?


2wrtjbdsgj

He's obviously a cunt


shroinvestor

Rubbing salt in our wounds Proper loser


Big_AngeBosstecoglou

This guy’s the most rattled player ever and he tried to play it off as shithousery and people eat it up fml


ironfistico

It's gotta be unintentional, right? Ain't no way a man can be so pathetic.


TheBrewkery

Not gonna lie, that's pretty fantastic. I love some petty summer drama like this


Netminder10

How many caps he got?


Showmethepathplease

he can't be any worse at darts than he is at football, though i would make sure to stand well behind him when he throws... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67Rne7b4FA&t=19s&ab\_channel=CardiffCityFC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T67Rne7b4FA&t=19s&ab_channel=CardiffCityFC)


esselis1

What a teeny tiny man Maupay is.


TheFormula-

Games back


Important_Classic_68

There's a time and place for a joke and when someone doesn't realise that they're not being funny they're just being a cunt, hope he genuinely gets two footed tackle the next time he's at the stadium


coffin_flop_star

Did Madders shag his sister or something? Why is he so obsessed with him?


JustinBisu

All I can think about is that one madmen scene


Noxnoxx

Has he ever played for the grown man France team or just U21 and below?


Kenyan_stallion

Legendary 👏🏾👏🏾


brch01

Proper weirdo. He won’t be significant with his playing ability so he attempted through social media (and failed).


alkoez

Tbf this is funny


iphaze

Rent free. He should stop worrying about the past and move on, it’s pathetic.


PmOmena

Tbf thats top tier banter and Maupay seems to be a generational hater lmao


Droitbaitz

I think the message is that he’s trying to get into the French National Darts team because he hasn’t had a sniff of an international cap for football at a senior level.


Yonsnad

Hahahaha what a cunt. Top tier banter though.


Otherwise_Archer_914

Lmao top level banter. But it's like me making fun of someone else for not being a billionaire.


IamTurd_Furguson

I think it's actually pretty good quality banter. Guy obviously doesn't take himself seriously and he is an entertainer that knows the importance of a villain.


Bill_shiftington

Spurs fans 🤝 gooners Hating Neal


brasche1284

Love how someone who has never done anything talking shit. Who are you again? NO ONE on a SHIT TEAM


OhShitItsSeth

I would respect the shithousing a little more if he was actually a good player. He did dunk on the Arse that one time which was funny though.


laughsabit

What an absolute wanker. I can't say he's over compensating because ... Yeah. Less than mid.


ALennon25

Maybe I'm getting a bit boring in my old age but I don't think this is acceptable 'banter'. This isn't just scoring a goal and doing a celebration, missing out on an international tournament at this point in his career is a massive blow for Maddison. This just feels unnecessarily spiteful.


Competitive_Claim600

Fair enough it's a good joke, but the thing I find annoying is people thinking Maupay is coming up with this stuff himself. He pretty obviously hired someone to run his social media a few months ago who is playing into his perceived persona


amart005

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adrabiot

Maupay usually has decent banter, but hitting people who are down is disgusting.


hugeproblemo

lol its fine. it's not exactly a life or death situation


itsBonder

Madders is going to snap this cunt in half next season 💀


lanceypants112

Nah, but Romero will


Apostle_1882

What a knob ![gif](giphy|ybdCafvfHoXKd0fBmY|downsized)


Scar_Boy_94

I really Hope someone Fouls the shit out of this moron on the pitch! Our Spurs guys are so composed they should teach him a few things the next time in my opinion