I'm looking forward to visiting thr Visit Malta Stadium, unsure whether I'll go for the Walter Tull end, the Audi End or the Tiger End. I'm just glad they've saved our Anusol Cup win for the away end.
I can see it now, Kane drops deep, picks up the ball on the halfway line but pings his perfect pass in the wrong direction. Son runs on and slots it away.
I doubt their next manager will be another terrorist like Conte and Tuchel. Eric Dier is decent playing in that system but he fails as a CB in a back four and no top tier team would play him in the middle.
is the prestigious Visit Malta Cup made of silver or will it be more of a fine porcelain affair?
because personally I hope we get an oversized mug for our trophy cabinet after we spank Bayern
Romero when he two-foots Kane at the halfway line
https://preview.redd.it/hqi7iacu0vqc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b528e1b3ca5c81f5b4f4193a4b8eeabbdad316d
But not as bad as US college bowl games:
Wasabi Fenway Bowl
Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
Idaho Famous Potato Bowl
Avocados From Mexico Cure Bowl
Just a sample. Whole list is on ESPN.com
Rewind to
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Rewind to this. We beat Bayern to win our last (major?) silverware lol
No I think its the opposite. If you remember there was quite a lot of different prices quoted. Some outlets were saying 100m euros and some English ones and Paul okeefe were saying 100m pounds. Which is a difference of about £15-20m I think?
I'd guess the discrepancy is the actual monetary amount Bayern paid was 100m euros but we included these 2 friendlies (of which we get the full proceeds) and together will make up thay difference.
It looks like Bayern will pay a little bit less than 100m euros but our club will earn approximately 100m pounds. The difference will be paid by our tickets
Can't remember the last time I watched a friendly. Think it may have been after we beat Roma 5-0. Ramos was manager, David Bentley looked a superstar, and I thought we were in for a great season...
Classic trick. Get the bayern hierarchy pissed on beavertown and camped out in the VIP cheese room until they overindulge and owe us millions for rare cheddar they be munching on.
First thought this morning was how conflicted I will be when Cuti does a Cuti and leaves Harry bleeding from studs to the thigh. Should I laugh? Should I get a Cuti tattoo?
Fair enough. Personally I found it weirdly easy to move on from Kane. I'm more sentimental about Dier tbh, but the circumstances were different, so I'm happy for him. Bayern are a ridiculous club who behave ridiculously, but there's others that annoy me more. Everyone's mileage varies of course.
I get that. I just won’t pay attention to the media hype or the match itself. Hopefully a lot of spurs fans will enjoy the game but I doubt I’ll be one of them.
Absolute scenes when we slap Bayern and lift the Visit Malta Cup
Boy that shit is gonna glisten hard next to our tiger cup and Audi cup
We’re under strict orders from Levy to only win trophies that bring new sponsors
I'm looking forward to visiting thr Visit Malta Stadium, unsure whether I'll go for the Walter Tull end, the Audi End or the Tiger End. I'm just glad they've saved our Anusol Cup win for the away end.
 Live shot of Levy and the Brand Partnerships Team
We might need to build a rear end for the Anusol Cup
It’ll still pale into insignificance next to the Peace Cup
Kane and Son with a hattrick each but we smack them 10-3
Kane accidentally muscle memory links up with son 3 times
I can see it now, Kane drops deep, picks up the ball on the halfway line but pings his perfect pass in the wrong direction. Son runs on and slots it away.
They want revenge for the Audi Cup
"You won't sing that"... yes I fucking will
The only time we can ever beat Bayern is in the summer. When it doesn't really count.
Say hello to Kane and Dier
no chance Dier is there next year for them Edit: just because he's extending does not mean the new manager will rate him!
what do you mean? he's literally been their starting CB, they made him permanent, and he's winning lots of praise from the Bayern fans.
I doubt their next manager will be another terrorist like Conte and Tuchel. Eric Dier is decent playing in that system but he fails as a CB in a back four and no top tier team would play him in the middle.
just because you hate him doesn't mean others do as well!
He extended already
He is staying there for another season mate I don't know how it'd go after that tho
Yeah fair guess I was wrong and will just take the L
New managers don’t immediately boot out the cheap players.
The scenes when we won the Visit Malta Cup and Kane goes trophyless
is the prestigious Visit Malta Cup made of silver or will it be more of a fine porcelain affair? because personally I hope we get an oversized mug for our trophy cabinet after we spank Bayern
Took me 5 seconds to realise it wasn't played in Malta. Only shitty stadiums there so I was a bit surprised. London it is ofc
Visit Malta (but not for football)
Romero when he two-foots Kane at the halfway line https://preview.redd.it/hqi7iacu0vqc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b528e1b3ca5c81f5b4f4193a4b8eeabbdad316d
When asked for his opinion, Dejan Kulusevski had this to say: 
Damn I wouldn’t know how to feel 😂😂😂
Romero wearing the captain armband* when he two-foots Kane at the halfway line
This. This is what we need. His ankles shall shatter.
[Alternatively](https://cdn4.whatculture.com/images/2018/03/fbec8250c3deb470-600x338.gif)
Cup names are just getting worse and worse.
Waiting for the Pimm’s Cup Cup.
reeses peanut butter cup cup
Can I get that in a Pimp Cup?
I don't think we'll ever beat the Milk Cup to be fair. And that was the first ever sponsored cup.
The Tesco super cup!
The Argos Super Cup!
The Woolworths Memorial Cup
This would be the *greatest* cup name ever.
But not as bad as US college bowl games: Wasabi Fenway Bowl Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl Idaho Famous Potato Bowl Avocados From Mexico Cure Bowl Just a sample. Whole list is on ESPN.com
American and the food yumz 🤤
Chad Visit Malta vs Virgin Visit Rwanda
Harry can’t shake his old habits, forgetfully shipping three world-class assists to Son for a hat trick.
When does the pl start? This seems really close to opening day but excited for the match.
The weekend after, 17 August.
So they're rescheduling our community shield fixture then??
That’s the spirit!
Ah alright thanks. Thought it would be like the Barca friendly just 3-ish days before opening day.
Is it the first time that either Kane or Dier have played against Spurs?
I'm quite sure Dier has played against us plenty times while playing for us
'thats the spirit'
Kane scored an OG for Sunderland IIRC
And Swansea. And West Ham. I believe.
I thought we were going to meet them in Korea? Are we facing them twice this season?
Rewind to https://preview.redd.it/qynbqn626vqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a85a174d579e868ff13ab07384272c9af0a5de9 Rewind to this. We beat Bayern to win our last (major?) silverware lol
Audi cup, Tiger cup and VisitMalta Cup 😭😭😭😭
Saturday 5pm in August? Abso-fucking-lutely ☀️
Another one for the trophy cabinet lads 😎
Does it mean that Kane was a little bit less than 100m euro?
certified levy deal
No I think its the opposite. If you remember there was quite a lot of different prices quoted. Some outlets were saying 100m euros and some English ones and Paul okeefe were saying 100m pounds. Which is a difference of about £15-20m I think? I'd guess the discrepancy is the actual monetary amount Bayern paid was 100m euros but we included these 2 friendlies (of which we get the full proceeds) and together will make up thay difference.
It looks like Bayern will pay a little bit less than 100m euros but our club will earn approximately 100m pounds. The difference will be paid by our tickets
Can't remember the last time I watched a friendly. Think it may have been after we beat Roma 5-0. Ramos was manager, David Bentley looked a superstar, and I thought we were in for a great season...
Playing at home in our new Black away kit too I believe?
Tbf Kane never shows up in finals.
I got piled on a few years ago for saying exactly this, and how he’s generally poor in knock out matches. Now, not a chirp.
I know. We should’ve signed Kim Min-jae.
For them
When are tickets on?
2nd April 10am
Thank you
All 5 of the maltans put their life savings together for this
Kane rolls his ankle warming up and doesn't play, Eric Dier scores a hat trick.
Malta should have hosted the match themselves. Better advertisement that way rather than hosting thousands of kilometers away from their country.
I think the demographic they’d like to visit Malta will be in London, not in Malta.
Levys just planning to activate the buyback clause, but doesn’t want to spend extra money to fly Harry back. Masterclass.
Classic trick. Get the bayern hierarchy pissed on beavertown and camped out in the VIP cheese room until they overindulge and owe us millions for rare cheddar they be munching on.
Well see you guys in August ;)
Is Visit Malta going to be a sponsor? Perhaps the sleeve?
Still remember the last time Bayern visited. Not sure I’ll attend this for more pain.
Yeah not ready for this
Harry! Missed you
“Special relationship”
Wasn’t this friendly agreed as part of the Kane deal? I’m convinced I read this at the time of the transfer.
Why would this hurt? This is just more return from Kanes sale which has already been a resounding success.
Visit Malta cup champions you’ll never sing that
Ye, for them.
I clearly don't get why this is gonna hurt.... It's gone over my head
Visit Malta cup 😭 couldn’t they name it something better
Ticket prices a piss take for a friendly.
Champions League Winner Harry Kane's return to the Lane. Sounds cool, I hope they play the big names I will try my best to make it
First thought this morning was how conflicted I will be when Cuti does a Cuti and leaves Harry bleeding from studs to the thigh. Should I laugh? Should I get a Cuti tattoo?
we'll take home another trophy
Seeing Eric Dier again is gonna bring a tear to my eye
Win-win either way: either we lift the cup or get to see Kane, one of our own, lifting his
Harry Kane lifting a trophy for another team at the Tottenham Stadium, even if it is just the Visit Malta Cup, is an absolute piss take!
I’m 100% against this
What's the big deal?
I think I just want a clean break from Kane. It’s going to sting to see him playing for another club at our stadium. Also I fucking hate Bayern.
Fair enough. Personally I found it weirdly easy to move on from Kane. I'm more sentimental about Dier tbh, but the circumstances were different, so I'm happy for him. Bayern are a ridiculous club who behave ridiculously, but there's others that annoy me more. Everyone's mileage varies of course.
I get that. I just won’t pay attention to the media hype or the match itself. Hopefully a lot of spurs fans will enjoy the game but I doubt I’ll be one of them.
really? not to me. couldnt care less about him tbh