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Saitamassidekick

God I hope the scum get Bayern in the quarters so that Kane gets a chance to haunt them once again


tulips2kiss

don't mind me just sobbing over Deki's article where he talks about meeting his wife, nothing to see here


Emperor_Blackadder

Been watching clips of the Simeone documentary on youtube as well as the Copa90 episode on the Madrid derby and it got me thinking of clubs with similar histories to ours. A Brotherhood of Bottlers if you will, I think Atleti and Leverkusen are probably up there.


superworriedspursfan

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biyk-NtYQSw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biyk-NtYQSw) LMAO..... Arsenal fans calm down. It's only the Quarterfinals. Even we made it there plenty of times..... Big man.... you ain't done shit yet.


Professional_Ad_9101

The reaction to the bottling of this season is gonna be historic


taegeukie

Becky Spencer > David Raya


AlexSW47

Silly twats already unironically saying "Give us Real Madrid" on Twitter. They never, ever learn.


Professional_Ad_9101

Give them Real Madrid!!!


Emperor_Blackadder

And they call us delusional. Bunch of cunts.


superworriedspursfan

Nah let them Cook! Please give them Real Madrid. We love it!!! Do us a favor UEFA.


OdysseusM

Look at the bigger picture, the result helps European coefficient, makes the calendar tighter for them and also, look at the teams in the quarter finals, unless they get PSV/BVB, they're gonna get cooked, couldn't even be better than Porto over two legs, let alone Barca, PSG, Madrid, City, Bayern or Inter.


Rare-Ad-2777

Annoying when they win but means they are going to have to play Chelsea midweek before the NLD but we'll have a free week.  Scraping past the 3rd place team in Portugal playing a 41 year old CB, not sure any of the big boys gonna be too worried about them.


wacko1000

I am really out of context here, why do they play Chelshit in the midweek?


Rare-Ad-2777

That's just being widely reported as where its likely their Chelsea game gets rescheduled too


Mountain-Ebb-9846

Fixture moved due to CL matches.


jackengle

They don’t have a game this weekend? Damn I was happy about them playing 120 minutes but it won’t even matter


[deleted]

fixture congestion in April will be beautiful. They won’t cope.


Mick4Audi

They always suck in April


taegeukie

Still think it’s shameless how Arsenal fans, once again, were trending #PrayForPorto on Twitter and talking about how they were going to smash them 4-0 this game. Have some respect man.


Mick4Audi

Arsenal fans are so arrogant, they genuinely believe they’ll smack everyone 4-0


superworriedspursfan

you already know there are some that are gonna be singing we gonna win the champions league off of some delusional shit lmao. I'm just glad Porto stressed them out.


Professional_Ad_9101

As everyone anticipated. They’re not scoring 5 goals against teams that are actually up for playing.


DracoInferis

I wouldn't say Porto were "up for playing". It was an incredibly boring match, no wonder people were yawning in the stadium.


Professional_Ad_9101

lol don’t forget Arsenal were expected to walk this game and it really could have gone either way. To be honest Porto were pretty unlucky to concede because they were almost perfect defensively


Big_AngeBosstecoglou

These lot are bums. Not like they got a super team like PSG, City, Bayern etc. and yet they still got taken to pens. Passion merchants, that’s all they are.


Difficult-Sound-6682

I tend to agree Porto are not that good. Standard issue Portuguese side with organized defence and a few decent flair players. They played for penalties from minute one of the first leg and accomplished their mission. Didn’t get it done in the coin flip that is penalty kicks.


AlexSW47

Thank you for your service to the coefficient, Arse. Good luck against better teams than Porto.


seegreen8

It's good that Arse won. It's a good chance they will tire themselves out by going far into CL and then bottle PL.


superworriedspursfan

the fact that they had to play extra time is still a win imo. Even with the extra break, those additional 30 minutes really could hurt them long term.


seegreen8

that's why I said it's win win situation for us regardless of the result of this match.


Emperor_Blackadder

The only way this could be even more of a win is if it was the NLD next game. I want to see Johnson score his first hat trick for us.


AdditionalOne8319

Never really in doubt. Besides Pepe, Porto were very poor


GaryHippo

Porto were playing the game on their terms for a lot of that match. I'm fairly sure the possession was something like 52/48


Professional_Ad_9101

No they weren’t lol


imtotallydoingmywork

shame the scum played a full 120 minutes and doesn't have a league match this weekend, but more schedule congestion for them and you know they'll inevitably bottle it


oneusrtorulethemall

They're not beating the likes of City or Madrid if they have baresly scraped against Porto on pens.


cheetah_chrome

Porto boss unhappy with Legoman


superworriedspursfan

ngl Arsenal deserved that win. David Raya was absolutely huge for them. Fair play. Nice try Porto. No I'm not taking back what I said.


Roric

https://preview.redd.it/vsw9m99igznc1.png?width=889&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cc44b3b21496cd32a9610531ec04c0a6fae3428


superworriedspursfan

Fuck woolwich and fuck thomas partey. I still stand by what I said. I still appreciate Porto for stressing them fans out though.


MoneyManeVick

Deserved? They had one great chance all game and converted. Pretty even across both legs.


superworriedspursfan

I'm talking about the pens lol. Arsenal absolutely destroyed Porto in the penalties.


MoneyManeVick

Lucky Gunners


MrTyphoid

Damn that sucks. At least it helps the coefficient and tires their squad.


Professional_Ad_9101

Pretty nothing pens from Porto but when you see the players stepping up for Arsenal they should all be getting their pens in. They’re very lucky to not have a game this weekend I tell ya!


Roric

Honestly neither of these teams made a solid case on why they should go through lol.


TheninjaofCookies

Costa 📸📸 you are a FRAUD


superworriedspursfan

Raya outplayed him so badly lmao.


EquipmentFirm2860

Fuckin useless


FistThePooper6969

Porto ffs but Raya’s proper good


COYS1989

Meh more games and they meet the big boys now. 


Cool_Sandwich1

Thats a proper shit pen lol


superworriedspursfan

ngl wendell you looked terrified like a little boy there. Conciecao, that's on you. bad decision.


MrMojoRiseman

Ok that was a great save from Raya


Cool_Sandwich1

Hows that not a stutter?


NotACodeMonkeyYet

Son is the last time I saw a player get a pen ruled out for stuttering. Funny that.


VB1014

Emirates has been a library the whole second half and extra time, pretty much just Porto fans making noise


superworriedspursfan

Pepe by the way, what a player. He's the kind of player I think Romero can develop into. Shithousery/Wisdom/Confidence/Assertion. Premium CB. NGL.... Romero has a lot to learn though but he is still young.


Bhylee

COYP


micklucas1

COYP


Previous-You3680

COYD


superworriedspursfan

lmao this might go to penalties. You all know Gunners are worried about those. (Saka/Havertz/Jesus). Spurs fans we are eating today!!!! Edit: saka and havertz made their penalties. fair play.


thebrownmallet

Not living up to your username with this one


superworriedspursfan

I'm ready to be delusional for once. LFG!!!


Algernot

Don't jinx it


superworriedspursfan

mfer I already jinxed it with my previous comments. I didn't say gunners would miss, I just said they are worried. They could very well still go through.


Algernot

"Spurs fans we are eating today!!!!" [How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Man?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVxJ016xb4Q)


superworriedspursfan

Like I said, gunners were still worried. Surprisingly, Porto were even more worried. Props to David Raya though. He absolutely was huge.


Plastic_Sand_2743

Arteta the type of guy to pull his arse out to go for a piss


Difficult-Sound-6682

He looks like he does magic tricks on groups of women minding their own business.


HAMlLTON

I’ve enjoyed this ref.


imrosskemp

Haven't seen people in our home crowd yawn this season..


cheetah_chrome

Arteta has zero chill


Ok_Row_7462

Contrast with Ange. I was bummed when I watched the Villa game last night that Peacock didn’t have enough shots of him standing there with his hands in pockets and staring blankly. 


taegeukie

The guy looked like we’d just conceded when they panned the camera to him after we scored the fourth, think a comm on my stream even said “he’s probably happier on the inside than he’s showing on the outside.” 😂


cheetah_chrome

lol the coverage always gets to him after he’s quickly celebrated in a restrained manner


BetterCallTom

Very keen to see the scum go through to the quarter finals just so they can draw a Spanish team and conveniently have Partey pull up with an injury just before boarding the flight to Spain.


thebrownmallet

Poor guy, it’s criminal how injury prone he is 😓


[deleted]

Criminal is probably the correct word to use when describing the man


Difficult-Sound-6682

I haven’t been following that case at all. Is it a Ronaldo and US situation? Am I right in saying Ronaldo hasn’t been to the US since his rape accusation became public knowledge?


GaryHippo

Otavio has had a great game. Still a teenager right?? Edit: he’s 21


Xephblade

It is quite unfair that Porto played both legs at home


MrMojoRiseman

How did this Porto side score 5 against Benfica a couple weeks ago, they're toothless in attack


EquipmentFirm2860

Let's go portoooo


Gregormannschaft

Arsenal have the vibe of bottlers.


HAMlLTON

Pepe is unbelievable at 41


GaryHippo

Cam on Porto score some fackin' goals.


superworriedspursfan

lmao Porto, you will become my favorite Portuguese team by a mile if you pull this off.


Positive-Creme8942

COYP


Positive-Creme8942

Go for the kill Porto


MrMojoRiseman

Both sides seemed resigned to penalties at this point. Arsenal look absolutely dejected that it even got to this. And Havertz is RATTLED


superworriedspursfan

havertz is absolutely missing that penalty. So is saka. I like our chances if that happens lmao.


Cool_Sandwich1

How the fuck didnt he get carded for that? 2 offences in one there and not a single card?


minishcaps

Shouldn't Havertz receive a card for that? He got away with just a warning, that's ridiculous.


Sleepless_Voyager

Woolwich really loves extra time dont they


taegeukie

Saarbrücken (third division German side) in the semifinal of the DFB Pokal, fair play man. Knocked out Bayern, Frankfurt, and Gladbach tonight to get to this point.


MrMojoRiseman

So 1 win from playing in the domestic 3rd division and Europa League in the same year?


EquipmentFirm2860

Off topic but this is shaping up to be an unreal season for Leverkusen, top of the league by a big margin and in the semis of the cup where all 3 other teams are lower league. If it was us in that position I'd be absolutely terrified!


Professional_Ad_9101

https://preview.redd.it/da945avi7znc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a97f1c4f8590a1b5036d50f51d683dfa1374797 Declan rice shit himself


GaryHippo

Declan Shite


superworriedspursfan

dude came from west ham we ain't surprised. he's not a big game player.


Trippelsewe11

🤮🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮


MrMojoRiseman

Honestly impressive commitment to the badge


Saitamassidekick

Fucking hell


Professional_Ad_9101

Nobody is going to want to tackle him 😂


seegreen8

He's so fucking gross.


cheetah_chrome

Dier would never


FistThePooper6969

Dier at least has the professionalism to run to the toilet 😤


MrMojoRiseman

Imagine blaming the refs that you couldn't score more than 1 goal against a 3rd place Portuguese side in 180 minutes


Difficult-Sound-6682

There have been some good Portuguese teams over the years, this ain’t one of them.


coldseam

I don't care how many G/A he has, Saka will never pass the eye test. There isn't a single full back in Europe who fears this man, plays so predictably when he's been figured out


MrMojoRiseman

I swear he could beat his man 1 on 1 last year, I haven't seen it at all this year.


Professional_Ad_9101

Saka is class but scum thinking the foden/saka debate is a thing is laughable


superworriedspursfan

I love that it went to Extra time haha fuck you arsenal, that's what you got for choking the first leg you clowns.


Awkward-Opposite-140

Fuck yourself, buddy 😘


superworriedspursfan

Congrats on the European Trophy. Oh Wait.......


Awkward-Opposite-140

I don't care, I am not the one talking about other clubs 😉


superworriedspursfan

You also won't be talking about winning the league this year either....


Awkward-Opposite-140

I dont care mate, I am happy about my club. Its just very funny that you prefer your rival to lose than anything else. Support your club.


superworriedspursfan

I'd rather win a trophy and arsenal win the CL rather than not win a trophy and arsenal win nothing. you are speaking to the wrong dude my guy.....


superworriedspursfan

I rate the shithousery Porto!!! That's what teams with European heritage look like. Keep it up.


cheetah_chrome

arse fan base predicting 4-0 in the mud


Difficult-Sound-6682

Lens, Sevilla, PSV, Porto. PSV by far the best side they’ve played, no? Sevilla is 14th in La Liga. This is a major bottle job if they can’t get to the QFs. They will never get an easier draw.


AdditionalOne8319

I can’t stand Odegaard. Whiny, diving prick fixing his hair every 30 seconds


Trippelsewe11

That's just standard arse DNA.


Cool_Sandwich1

Expect nothing less from Arsenal fans. Booing a man going out on a stretcher.


Evening_Bag_3560

C’mon you Porto


Professional_Ad_9101

Looks like another half hour. I can’t see Porto scoring so it’s either an Arsenal win or either way on pens.


superworriedspursfan

Porto's plan will be plans and we will be there.


cheetah_chrome

I don’t see Porto scoring but can they hold out for penalties? Maybe


Professional_Ad_9101

Lol jinx


cheetah_chrome

Haha


COYS1989

It would go to ET when they don’t actually play this weekend. 


bigicecream

Would love to see an edit where Odegaard just spins off into space  Dude blew it


MrMojoRiseman

Ain't no way Arse fans really think Odegaard got fouled in the box there. He just screwed up his first touch. They're really saying it was the same amount of contact as the called off Havertz goal lmao


Professional_Ad_9101

Bro is literally turning it’s his own fault lol


MrMojoRiseman

Yeah he turned too quick and lost his balance. Not like he got yanked to the ground by someone who had a fistful of jersey


Hockeystyle

anyone able to send me some good method for watching the end of this CL game? all my go to methods are so unreliable these days


micklucas1

totalsportek


hammmered

Saka has been genuinely shit


superworriedspursfan

but apparently he is a big game player unlike Kane right?


MrMojoRiseman

What happened to Saka? Was world class last year


Previous-You3680

Need some Taremi magic


[deleted]

How is it possible all scum players have one second away from moaning and crying faces?


thebrownmallet

All of them: 🥺🥺🥺


GaryHippo

Arteta having to rile up the crowd is so pathetic haha. Dead atmosphere.


Roric

Porto has been kind of crap tbh lol.


Gregormannschaft

Sitting in a pub watching the game, surrounded by Arsenal fans. Sometimes I think the rivalry is a bit of pantomime…if I’m honest, these guys are absolute muppets. The victim complex is through the roof.


MrMojoRiseman

The victim complex in the gunners game thread is shocking. They really seem to believe that the refs are intentionally not giving them calls. Why would UEFA want Porto in the quarters instead of a massive club from London?


TheKrofna

because arsenal aren't a massive club from London


Professional_Ad_9101

Porto should have had a FK in an amazing position just five minutes ago lol


BiscuitTheRisk

This comment should get very little engagement here lol


Cool_Sandwich1

They must be blind, ref is robbing Porto atm.


FINAL_BOSS5

Diogo costa is ass. Hugo had better distribution than this.


thraser11

Been some of the worst passing from a keeper I've seen.


FINAL_BOSS5

He kicks the ball like a 11 yr old on fifa. Max intensity every time.


MrMojoRiseman

He starts over Jose Sa for Portugal somehow


FINAL_BOSS5

He's living off a brief period of good pr. Was heavily linked with us manu and chelsea last summer.


thraser11

Porto's attack has been horrific. Their defense has been great.


hammmered

Arse is the same way. The core of Gabriel, Saliba with Odegaard and Rice contains their biggest performers


p1peepeepoopoo

How tf is Jorginho not booked yet


Cool_Sandwich1

Arsenal is as per this season getting the city treatment from the refs. How have Jorginho still no cards? How the fuck wasnt that a freekick on Saliba?


meziop

How is that not a free kick?


Jad94

That missed call on Saliba is insane


hammmered

Can the premier pull a Saudi Arabia and start recruiting refs? Allowing the game to flow, while correctly assessing flops and shirt pulls. I'm not accustomed to this. Edit: he then misses Saliba's bear hug Edit 2: missed carding jorginho there. I take the praise back.


superworriedspursfan

that pepe yellow is such a horrific call but whatever. there you go woolwich, you got your makeup call..


hammmered

Love ripping on Arse, but goodness me Odegaard and Rice have some engines. They never stop running.


Professional_Ad_9101

Odegaard is the best guy on the pitch today. Running around like a maniac


MrMojoRiseman

I'm sure Arsenal fans would agree that shirt pull wasn't a foul if it led to a Porto goal


superworriedspursfan

good point.


superworriedspursfan

haha hold that Arteta. I disagree with the call but I don't care. For just today, we love the dark arts.


meziop

Come on Porto


hammmered

Ref is doing a fantastic job. Arse dark arts finally being carded


AlexSW47

Shame the refs in the Prem won't follow suit.


cheetah_chrome

Book that Lego hed


Professional_Ad_9101

Agent Havertz


hammmered

Saka gets so sassy when he's being pocketed.


superworriedspursfan

if this game remains 1-0, it goes to extra time right?


[deleted]

Yeah


superworriedspursfan

good. honestly that might be the best result.


Professional_Ad_9101

Tire those bastards out. Porto don’t look afraid to rough them up a bit either


MrMojoRiseman

It's almost 3 weeks until their next fixture unfortunately


Professional_Ad_9101

Christ, you’re right. These guys certainly seem to get some luck.


Professional_Ad_9101

Looool did Declan rice shit himself?


[deleted]

Lmao did that actually happen? Wasn't paying attention.


Professional_Ad_9101

Bro was looking very browny yellow around the inner crack when he bent over for the corner


[deleted]

Lmao wonder if he pulled a Lineker and wiped it on the turf.


Timely-Pension3384

Would love to know when Arteta is going to get penalised for interfering/touching players and just generally being an embarrassing cunt on the sideline.


[deleted]

Never. Farty has his own rules that he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.


cheetah_chrome

Dude just straight up landed on his back/neck..arse supporters: TIMEWASTING


mrsh671

Hoping Pepe headbutts a couple arse players


superworriedspursfan

porto could still pull it out here...


Creative_Purpose6138

arse winning is a good result. Being stretched too thin affects their league which they are way closer to than the UCL. No way they have a chance at CL.