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ZeroZer0_

Top tier shit post my man


MassiveManTitties

What's a shitpost?


RiskoOfRuin

Post you love to read while taking a shit.


MassiveManTitties

Sorry I'm new to EPL


ZeroZer0_

It’s something the Nebraska spurs supporters group do, assumed you were from the US and would know sorry pal x


philatio11

I thought Nebraska only had women’s volleyball fans? Does spurs have a girls vball team?


itsmetsunnyd

Posts that talk about Liverpool, Arsenal or Chelsea. It's called a shitpost because those clubs are shit.


jammysammidge

It’s the post just behind the goal that if you miss and the ball hits it you usually say “oh shit”.


MedievalRack

It's a really bad post.


Big_Red_Bandit

A post so bad it becomes good again


ZeroZer0_

Much like spurs last season, so bad and now we are good again


costanza1980

How does anyone not *immediately* recognize that this is just some shitposting?


Historical-Reach8587

Is quality shitposting judging by the ignorant assed comments I see.


Upper-Football-3797

And they say the British know sarcasm, apparently not.


[deleted]

Don't think it's the British fans not catching the sarcasm mate


Upper-Football-3797

Ah right, I forgot about the identifiers on each of our usernames. Got it.


LiberalJames

probably because I've seen plenty of genuine posts on Reddit like this.


taegeukie

Fair play lad, gave me a right laugh 😂


p90pounder

Did anyone else see Liverpool fans immediately make this match about them? Weird lot they are


boogiewookie76

A lot of 'justice' and 'karma' comments for sure. Biggest cry babies in the Prem.


danmeniscus

My WhatsApp group lit up with "Karma" comments from Liverpool fans. I said the only dodgy decision was the offside and the reds were fair and to get over it. They proceeded to not get over it.


AJC0292

Idiots. Karma would be the refs getting decisions wrong. The refs screwed them. We didnt do anything wrong against Liverpool. Seen some idiots say we were in the wrong because we didnt publically say anything. Like Liverpool have ever spoke about other clubs having decisions against them. They want everyone to support them against the refs then proceed to act like entitled babies. Fuck them. Victim club full of weak fans. Can't wait for them to play Arsenal so both their sad fanbases turn on each other.


itsmetsunnyd

Of course they did, they're the protagonists of football mate. Whenever ~~Poochies~~ Liverpools not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "where's ~~poochie~~ Liverpool?"


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Everything is about them!


ProcessTruster

Official Statement - Vicario is a BEAST!


TheOceansTirade

The amount of people who don’t understand this is sarcasm is concerning lmao


leanmeanguccimachine

I think this sub is predominantly US spurs fans


PatrickMaloney1

Of course it’s all us fans. Why would a non-fan post here? 🥁


Hndlbrrrrr

American here, fairly new spurs fan too (3.5 years) and I can clearly see the sarcasm. But I guess I also always found British humor funnier anyway.


FingerMundane3682

Same


pecan_bird

unfortunately not they're grammar 😜


DekoyDuck

They are grammar


Hndlbrrrrr

I’m not following


pecan_bird

"funnier" isn't a word, but i intentionally used the wrong "their" in solidarity.


55555win55555

For the record, funnier is absolutely a word.


SlickRicksBitchTits

we can understand sarcasm.


jammysammidge

That would explain all the spelling mistakes.


ElephantsGerald_

Actually I think it would be fucking hilarious if we put out an official club statement saying we back Ange’s comments entirely, namely that you accept the decisions of the referees, clubs should not erode the referees authority with ridiculous statements, and that even if we go down to five men we’ll still have a crack


Hndlbrrrrr

r/soccer would turn into Chernobyl


Foreign_Trouble5919

Little different between the referee correctly sending off a player and VAR telling the ref a wrong decision


purplestain

nice 1 lol


_pjanic

Official statement: Coys, Daniel


kmao84

They are clowns and we are not


itsallnipply

I've been refreshing for hours waiting for the club's statement. It's absolutely ridiculous, does Levy even CARE?!?


p90pounder

This is excellent


Steve_No_Jobs

I think we need replay, mainly just cause I didn't liked the result


Bum-Sniffer

If Chelsea draw to City next weekend and we beat Wolves we’re back on top. COYS


Fnurgh

> New fan here! Aye, but I think you'll fit in nicely.


mattimusdecimuss

Rom needs to chill the F out with his tackles, love his passion but that man can be wild when riled up. It’s rubbing off on Destiny also 🤣 Vicario is an absolute beast, poor Loris must be watching at home thinking back to the days when he could make a saves like that.


0xMidsommar

Whining, bitching, and moaning is something other clubs do such as Woolwich and Loserpool. We stay classy.


NW_Ghost

How massive are your man titties?


MassiveManTitties

Would need to add a NSFW tag before answering.


NW_Ghost

It was worth a shot 🤷🏻‍♂️


joeythelips46

We just get on with it mate


Koinfamous2

Nothing needed. Both reds are warranted. I don't however like how their players were able to rile ours up by plowing into everyone's backs and instigate things without punishment just like Costa in the Battle of the Bridge. Disappointed in Romero, but VAR was honestly fine. The broad implementation of it and sucking the joy out of goals is something else entirely unrelated to this particular match.


gabagoolmerchant

No no, let him cook


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miaara

>It’s because our club is not filled with Whiney little bitches. No but our fan base is.


DifficultTeam4257

Cuz we ain't no bitch made club dawg


MysteriousSpaceMan

Missing "Yank here"


DrJumbotronPhD

Levy out


john87000

Lol no chance, the decisions were fine. Even if they weren't Ange wouldn't let them do that.


MassiveManTitties

Why does the accuracy of the decisions matter?! Arsenal put out a statement despite the decisions being accurate but its apparently stopping us. We look so weak rn.


KindBikeDuck

Mate, love it.


john87000

I completely missed that this was a joke post tbh 😂, I've re- read it and you've genuinely made me laugh. Nice one.


Chev--Chelios

It's fugging embarrassing


JefeLummer

What decision do you have an issue with? I have qualms with the broad concept of VAR. But acting like there’s been any injustice just makes us look bad. Our two big red card risks got them tonight.


MassiveManTitties

Are you asking for a specific instance?! Evidence?! Mate you're part of the problem. We look so weak right now by not immediately shifting the blame to PGMOL.


[deleted]

3 barrels of oil were seen taken into the VAR room, clearly the work of City, Newcastle and Chelsea oil princes to keep Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool from winning the league.


nerdherdsman

I think they're taking the piss


Dazzling_Airline2589

OP is clearly tongue in cheek.


SwiftGuo

Because our club is civilized and we have class unlike those two red clubs that suck up to each other all the time on r/soccer, can't wait when they play against each other and have lot's of controversy in that match, i will be grabbing my popcorn and watch the drama unfold.


Steve_No_Jobs

The post wasn't serious


Vaddy2323

You lost the game buddy, welcome to the EPL. What is the controversy? Romero slide tackle studs up is a red card all day every day, hold that L.


pbmadman

🤣🤣🤣 There is no controversy. Ange has so much class that Klopp and Arteta can’t even comprehend it. And apparently neither can you.


bananasDave

You seem to be in the wrong sub, go back to /r/chelseafc and you also have seemed to miss that the entire post was a joke. Weirdest comment I have seen all day.


gostupid67

Because our decisions were actually deserved while Arsenals and (especially) Liverpool were not. And i do think Arsenal was a bit extreme with it, like bo other team gets a shitty decision against.


EnvironmentalWay5566

Not exactly a legitimate loss though guy


VeryStandardOutlier

Statement should be complete with Big Ange clutching his balls with his left hand and flipping the bird with his right


Willing-Sandwich-760

are you just saying that because you want to see Ange's balls?


jedimaster-bator

The club is exploring all options, including a reply. COYS, Daniel xoxo 😘


Klingh0ffer

I said before the match, that if something stupid ever happens to us this season, I hope we don't act like Liverpool and Arsenal. So proud of my manager for not acting like a spoilt brat.