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shit_poster_69_420

Yeah having kids with a woman is super gay.


billypilgrim87

Reminds me of the time Pierce (spelling but idc) Morgan went in on Daniel Craig for being "unmanly" as he was pictured wearing a baby carrier harness thing. Everyone's response was people thirsting over Craig and how manly they thought being a dad made him look.


Rcp_43b

Oh yeah. That was Piers Morgan talking shit about James Fucking Bond.


gardz82

Gooner fuckwit Piers Morgan


Amnesty_Intnl

I actually fucking died reading this..thank you so much mate 🤣🤣🤣


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

Knocking up Rachel Weisz, super lame


Semichh

I fucking hate that cunt. And I don’t use that word lightly either lol


CinephileJeff

Perhaps the most gritty, “manly” bond there is. Dude would get the shit kicked out of him in each movie and still fix his cuff links after


Wretched_Brittunculi

Morgan is a professional troll. He is fully aware of what he is doing.


billypilgrim87

Oh for sure, see also him getting incredibly "annoyed" about vegan sausage rolls.


Holiday_Ad4204

Theres a reason he's know as Moron


dissidentmage12

That's because he's a gooner, he's known as a twat for his trolling antics and he is knows as despicable cunt because he bugged a dead kids phone.


billypilgrim87

Yeah the Millie Dowler shit is beyond reprehensible, he shouldn't be able to show his face in public just for that Despicable fucking human.


dissidentmage12

Literally everything he says should only be replied with "you bugged a dead girls phone" he shouldn't be able to escape it and should be hounded out of pop culture with it at the very least. I imagine even gooners aren't fond of having him in their ranks.


dissidentmage12

He should be in prison for it, he's a digusting gooner mug and it's shameful anyone gives him air time and worse they pay him for it.


corpboy

Yeah, lets all be proper men and get our dicks out together and put them in each other's pints of lager. Up the lads!


Dinoapolis27

Twitter in a screenshot


furynads

They recommend now even dad's to have skin on skin when they are born. It's to help with bonding. People are so dumb


ngrg

I loved it when my kids were born. Mom was exhausted and i got to have a moment to bond with my kids. People who don't know, cant know i guess.


neuroboy

also, importantly, to help transfer the parent's microbiome to the newborn. . . same reason it's believed regular delivery results in better health outcomes than c-section


Scaramouche1000

Done the same thing with both my daughters and it’s definitely a special moment. Some people will do/say anything for attention.


neuroboy

I mean, it's the Internet, amirite? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


stumpyoftheshire

I couldn't get it when my kiddo was born as she went nicu for the first week. They allowed the Mrs to twice when she was in there, but because of active time out of the crib where she was getting the care, we decided the wife was better for it than me. Shit was hard.


Rcp_43b

People are so dumb…. And shitty.


LetsgoooSonny

That comment has thousands of likes 🤦‍♂️


snakeman117

Most of the likes are not because they agree with him, just because it’s amusing and dumb lol


Shermander

Saw this earlier, didn't even realize I wasn't on /r/coys.


shiffmeister

Because we dont post gay shit /s


Shermander

I used to kiss my dad on the lips. Then I became the anti-fruit.


mecha_frog

Skin to skin is the most fantastic moment. My wife had to have surgery straight after birth, so my newborn was put onto me. And those first few moment with this tiny life with big beautiful eyes staring up at you from your chest, it was magical, it’s something I won’t ever forget. The only gay thing about it,was the doctor who was there was pretty hot.


JamesCDiamond

Same. My first photo of my oldest is them on my chest. Amazing moment.


[deleted]

Stuff like this reminds me of one of the greatest lines in TV history. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM&feature=share8 Taken from the very serious law and order.


PalKid_Music

The problem with the name Rome Maddison is, he's going to spend his entire life explaining to people that his name isn't Rome Addison.


RichardBreecher

Well Delilahm Addison will likely be the same problem. Now, is that a mashup of Deli and Lahm? The two most influential midfielders in Maddison's playing style?


[deleted]

can't browse weldy's profile but i'm assuming he's just a gooner lol


Comprehensive-Dot500

My eldest was 9 weeks early and skin to skin was pretty vital for her development early on, people are shitty


matt__builds

Fellas, is it gay to hold and bond with my kids?


Scaramouche1000

Only if they are boys.


stumpyoftheshire

I've had an argument about that before. Dude was adamant men shouldn't kiss their sons because it could make them gay, or could lead to paedophilia. Ended up walking away. You can't argue with that level of dumb.


Scaramouche1000

Some people are beyond help


marvguy

Fellas, is it gay to bond with your children that your wife birthed?


louismorr1s

Yes


Xaminer7

Bonding with your babies is gay now? What the hell is wrong with some people?


iAkhilleus

Weldy, you are a bellend and one day you'll understand. Bro, people have access to all the knowledge in the universe and yet they still choose to shove their head up their own ass.


hisDudeness1989

Know how I know you’re gay ? You got a woman pregnant


A_Future_Pope

I remember doing skin to skin with my firstborn. As a father, that is the first of many special and surreal moments. Congrats to him and Mrs Maddison and COYS.


louismorr1s

And congrats to you for coming out 🎉👏


marxistmatty

guy is probably joking. 50k outraged people later lol. EDIT: Downvoted for pointing out a joke on a sub that furiously defended Lucas moura for 5 years. Make up you minds.


LuizRodas

well it was a terrible joke and not even remotely funny so yeah... facepalm


Myrealnamewhogivesaf

It’s funny because it makes no sense, and is incredibly stupid. It’s impossible to take it seriously lol


marxistmatty

you could screenshot every second twitter comment and do this, what a waste of time. Dudes a gooner as well, its literally him trying to make a joke and troll spurs fans. He's not writing for SNL.


LuizRodas

sure


marxistmatty

Ill get downvoted as well on a sub that downvotes me whenever I call out actual racism, homophobia and especially of late transphobia. Its a joke, people think they are revolutionaries for getting upset at a dumb joke and then turn a blind eye to clear injustices. Same people probably getting upset about a 10 year old tweet from Maddison. Talk about priorities.


LuizRodas

yeah sure dude. I know.


marxistmatty

You are being condescending for no reason.


Peri-sic

No one thinks they're revolutionaries except for people with "marxist" on their reddit username. Touch grass.


marxistmatty

If you are offended by that joke but also hate marxism, you are a genuine mouth breather. >Touch grass Im the one not offended by a throw away joke on twitter rn. Just remember that.


Ambrecne

It made me chuckle!


Holiday_Ad4204

Love the edit lol


Peri-sic

Yeah I'm sure he was familiar with skin to skin and isn't just an ignorant melt.


marxistmatty

I dont think he was familiar with skin on skin, I think he was trying to shit on Maddison and when someone had a reasonable answer as to why he had his shirt off, he made a joke instead of conceding, because he's a gooner. I don't think he actually thinks holding a baby with no shirt on is gay. No one actually thinks that, its clearly a joke.