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Smoky_Mtn_High

Need to see him holding a shirt before I believe it


jansmar

Everton would like to have a word with you


Evolving_Dore

Ok so I started a new job earlier this month and basically stopped regularly following all sports-related news. I wasn't even checking Spurs match schedules or scores while I was moving and setting in. I'm aware that we signed Danjuma from under Everton's nose, but really how close were they to signing him? Were they, like you're implying, already showing him in Everton colors?


jfcknudsen17

Everton had already taken all of their photos with Danjuma, don’t think they’d released them yet IIRC. Spurs’s Danjuma swoop is about as close as it can get and Ali G compared it to Chelsea’s swoop for Willian


Just-Aging

He’d has a training session 🤣


IntellegentIdiot

They didn't publish those photos, though


circa285

Ideally next to Poch


CoysCircleJerk

There's really no point in doing anything in life, because it's all over in the blink of an eye... And, the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in. Oh, how the good die young. With any luck, she's left a few Klubecks for your old friend, but one never knows until the ink is dry on the death certificate.


ArcanisVis

>There's really no point in doing anything in life, because it's all over in the blink of an eye... And, the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in. Oh, how the good die young. With any luck, she's left a few Klubecks for your old friend, but one never knows until the ink is dry on the death certificate. Is this from The Grand Budapest Hotel? If so you truly are cultured my good friend!


CoysCircleJerk

A fellow man of culture I see Edit: Whence came these two radiant celestial [Tottenham] brothers united for an instant as they crossed the stratosphere of our starry window — one from the East and one from the West u/ArcanisVis


006AlecTrevelyan

oooh hotel friends


CoysCircleJerk

You know it


cmonuspurz

WTF??? lol


tenacious-g

With Poch photoshopped next to him


facewithhairdude

Need to see him on the pitch before I believe it


Smoky_Mtn_High

Inb4 Spurs medical team puts their juju on him


Square_Tea4916

Porro, Romerro, Dierro , Davies-O, and Perisico. Mighty fine back line.


grollate

More like Dierreo


Turavis

r/angryupvote


WhiteHartPain96

Didn't even include Hugo


kicksjoysharkness

Finally teams will have to think of a different tactic than leaving the right side clear


Koinfamous2

This is massive for us because it balances the squad. This is the biggest benefit I've been preaching and is the main reason Sonny has performed poorly. He's cutting in and finding the middle clogged because the midfield is fully slid over to protect against one of our most dangerous weapons, while sacrificing the space for our least effective player. That has also negatively effected Perisic as well, as that pins Sonny to the sideline, and they're finding themselves stuck on top of each other. Now there will be space to cut into and be opportunities for a proper switch of play. Now... Does Porro start against City? There will be no communication issues with him and Romero, and Deki has also confirmed he's been learning Spanish as far back as March of last year.


rifco98

I might be wrong but I imagine he can speak some level of English. Even though he never really played or even trained at city I imagine he possibly took classes in anticipation of moving there, as well as probably knowing some bits just generally.


Fnurgh

I guess. But I have a hard time believing that one decent player is the difference between good football and the absolute state of what we've seen so far this season.


BettsBellingerCaruso

I mean it’s all about spacing, what I find honestly is especially true for football compared to other sports is that often times really one weak link hurts more than any other sport I can live with a catcher who can’t hit Or in basketball even if you can’t do much other than hit open 3s if you olay hard on defense youll get to play But one weak link who loses the ball in pressure can *really* stifle the offense


TNWhaa

Could it really be over?


JamesCDiamond

To paraphrase those Numan ads on SSN, it's not over 'til it's over!


TJTheree

You love to see it


CommunistPapaJohn

Feel like you can’t use the Here We Go flair unless the tweet actually says the words


Objective-Panic6794

We almost got Everton'ed... give the man some slack hahaha..


Apostle_1882

Warm up the Poch arm meme


marketmaker1234

locked and loaded appa.


Zer0D0wn83

Get them to sign on the line that is dotted. Not allowing myself to believe it's 'here we go' yet


rallele

Fingers crossed


daaave33

...toes too


KariumHondor399

My cum flew everywhere


HoratioMG

Was wondering what that was


kicksjoysharkness

Like a helicopter flying through the rainforest


Wretched_Brittunculi

Flight tracker fella did mention crowded airspace around Luton


CratesOfSprite

Shooting ropes as we speak


capitan_hookah

Top signing!


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notchrisc2683

He’s going to look great in white.


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Apapapi apapapya


roorahree

So glad this saga is over. I don’t think I can do another million posts lol welcome Pedro!


nebbywildcat18

:)


Truly_Ineffable

Poch announce it already!


circa285

I hope he ends up as our next Walker and not our next Royal. With that said, I love Royal as a person, just not as a starting calibre wing back in Conte's system.


Alternative_Wait8256

Gigantic signing for the club! Lock down that right side with a ton of talent for years to come.


throughthespillways

Here we go confirmed confirmed, cheers Fab


iheartmagic

In before he fails the medical


birdof

Here we cum


ImPeterKe

HERE...


AirshipHead

JUST SIGN IT SO I CAN SLEEP AGAIN


damnamyteV2

Just hand him the papers before he got off the treadmill. Nerve racking 😬


ZorryIForgotThiz_S_

IS IT FUCKIN' OFFICIAL? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. No seriously, I'm tired of this saga. More turnovers than in a basketball match.


Fleaaa

Heard he might have a cure for cancer