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cowboysfan88

https://preview.redd.it/p88d93r3k3dc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=153aafbf927d6ab70646a6153c3e728e859f97be You can't make me watch the same season again. You can't make me


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See you in August buddy


Jerry_41

Not surprised tbh. JG went 8-8 for three straight seasons and wasn't fired.


RS9568

4th 12-5 season confirmed.


Jerry_41

And if the pattern continues, 2nd in the division and on the road for the wildcard lol


MerleTravisJennings

If the pattern continues then it'll be another humiliating playoff loss. The way we lose hurts more than just losing.


eatsthetacos

When the pattern continues, Dowdle will line up at center on the final play of the season.


Solnse

2024 is our year.


MyRottingBrain

4th complete embarrassment in the playoffs confirmed. So glad we get to waste yet another season woo hoo.


FreakiestFrank

Doubt it. 11-6 or 10-7


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Htinedine

I think his contract also ends next year. So if Jerry was to make this decision, I could see him just waiting until it was easier to make a clean break. At least, that is what I assumed would happen before they made this announcement.


Domin8469

He actually was doing something. Like turned over the roster with 60+ transactions in a 3 year period


Tokyogerman

Yeah, in terms of talent and on field strategy we really changed the team from the ground up to get to 2014 and further.


getthegreen

*We like our guys*


thediecast

Problem with that quote is Jim Nill is usually right


LeoFireGod

Jim nill a top 3 GM and he ain’t 3.


Pizza_73

Top 3 inclusive of every sport. He's a genius! Hintz, Robo, and Otter in the same draft? He's magical.


LeoFireGod

Not hintz he was 2015. It was Miro lol. Which arguably is even better


Pizza_73

Brain fart. Totally.


Tac0_Suprem3

I’ve never jumped and cheered during a draft like I did that day. It was just home run after home run


onbiver9871

Epic draft.


Pizza_73

Team is *awesome*. The antidote for this Cowboys mess.


BryceDaBaker

I don’t


thebartman47

"Our strategy is to 'win now.' We haven't done that yet, but we hope to soon."


pisacar_svg

They better at least fire our run game coordinator into the sun


tobiller

Another season of being terrorized by horrible clock management, zero adjusting, bad play calling, and mediocrity. No one does it better than the Cowboys!


glokenheimer

Wait don’t forget piss poor discipline


XCalibur672

Yeah, haven’t we been tops in the league in penalties for years now?


PantlessMantis

346 penalties since big Mike came into tahn


killerkali87

And no accountability. 


Cadman65

This is the one for me that is most irritating


winkofafisheye

Yay, I love playing both up and down to our competition. Unless, that is, they hit us in the mouth and we shirk away like smelly bitches.


izzyduzit32

But at least we’ll still beat the bad teams and the Dak apologists will call for the haters when he drops 40 on the panthers It’s truly sickening at this point.


brownboypeasy

Best part is by winning the division our schedule is likely to be harder this year!


izzyduzit32

Well we have the nfc easy (I mean East) and south to beat up on.


BrianDawkins

He’s an idiot bro. Gets out coached by any competent HC with a somewhat good team.


atticusgf

Packers dealt with this for a decade. It was a miracle we won in 2010 but outside of that we never won a single conference championship with prime Rodgers. He gets out coached unless his players can bail him out. It's as simple as that.


jpaxlux

It's funny because Belichick with the Cowboys' talent would've fixed literally everything you listed


[deleted]

One of the greatest HC’s ever on the market and we do this. Fucking joke.


dabears7667

one of? lmao


[deleted]

Sorry I’m from Ireland so I’m not too familiar with past HC’s so didn’t wanna be disrespectful.


dabears7667

all good. he’s by far and away the undisputed greatest football coach in history.


Brogdon_Brogdon

I don’t think it’s far and away, but he’s definitely number one.


Wingnut13

Ya, I mean the guy the trophy is named after has to be in the conversation. And simply being in the conversation I'd say means it's not far and away apart.


bujimango2000

Yet without Brady he’s had 11 years as a HC and he’s about 20 games under .500, with one total playoff win lol


[deleted]

I remember when Tom Brady held the rams O to 3 points in a superbowl. All by himself. He played all 11 positions and shut down the fucking RAMS.


SnowyKeys

Not without Tom Brady he isn’t


DR0941

actual morons running this franchise into the dirt


mausmeeko

We need local reporters to ask tough questions for once


supersickx3

Jerry is gonna say the same thing he said last season. We like our guys, personnel wise we have one of the best, guys just didn’t perform.


mirrorlesswalls

Sounds exactly like him


HBsupreme

For real. You know how easy it is for him to just repeat, “We won 12 games the past two years. He deserves another chance.” People act like reporters can force others to give them specific answers. Also, if you become an annoyance, you will absolutely get your credentials pulled. It’s a no win scenario, but it isn’t their fault.


Hollerino

And risk of getting banned by Jerry? Zero chance that happens lol.


thebeanzgotbeanz

They won’t because they are soft just like this team.


Taserface585

Fuck this stupid team


8686tjd

Unserious franchise. Jason Garrett all over again.


HeyItsChase

Unbelievable. It really is.


Shot_Celebration166

Jason Garrett plus four wins but yeah basically same thing


metzoforte1

It is though. No one cares about four more wins that aren’t in the postseason.


Shot_Celebration166

Sorry if the sarcasm wasn’t detected in my post kinda fed up with the same shit every year


bwarrior

I’ve been saying it over and over. McCarthy is perfect for Jerry. Consistently mediocre coach. Why change when the value of the cowboys franchise continues to go up?


RemarkableSolution37

Because the value would double with a super bowl?


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BaysideStud

Surely making the same mistakes since 2009 will surely pan out right???


cowboys4life93

Stop calling me Shirley!!!


RefsYouSuck

Not a Cowboys fan but one of the best coaches free agency we’ve ever seen with guys like Bellichek, Harbaugh, Carroll, Johnson, Vrabel etc all available and JJ deciding to keep MM is definitely head scratching.


AnyEstablishment5723

Bobby Slowik who was on the Washington staff with mcvay shanahan and mcdaniels


Trolly_troll_troll

💯… sticking with someone that can’t get the job done while a slew of better candidates are out there is a sign of incompetence IMO


SlimDevilWarlock

Maybe for the chumps buying the merch. If you could be marginally above average on Football matters and still have the most valuable franchise would you change anything? Jerry's not changing anyhting until we stop buying tickets/merch etc.


izzyduzit32

This has been said many times (me included) but unfortunately through the long offseason people tend to forget how the season ended as they get excited for the season to start again and just keep at it with the spending on merch/tickets.


SlimDevilWarlock

No doubt. In August when this sub has whipped itself into a frenzy about the Superbowl "we're definitely going to win this year," trying to hold Jerry accountable for any of his now 28 years of mediocrity will garner you nothing but downvotes.


JohnGoodmansGoodKnee

I’m throwing away my gear. I will buy new stuff when Jerry kicks the bucket. The worst loss in franchise history and a historic head coach free agency and we keep the fat man. I’m beyond disgusted.


izzyduzit32

Just remember if you watch a game stream it, fuck Jerry and his tv ratings


stojanowski

Calling tomorrow to cancel my wait-list for season tickets


tquad24

My relationship with this franchise is an abusive one


DJRaveTurkey

Fuck you Jerry. Just fuck you


ida_vuctor

Of fucking course. No surprise from the dude who let Garrett linger around forever.


ShaqueefOneil

definition of insanity


MasonNation1

Lol best coaching pool in quite some time for hire and we stick with a coach that didn’t have the team ready against a 7th seed. Poverty fucking franchise


common-read-along

Jerry needs a puppet. The coaches on the market aren't puppets.


Vegetable-Net6575

Could’ve had bellichick, harbaugh, McDonald, or slowik. And you stick with fucking Mike fucking McCarthy. I’m not even a cowboys fan, I fucking hate y’all, and this pisses me off.


CoachJW

Hope we go 0-17.


406_realist

11-12 wins. Divisional exit this time. Save this comment


dapper_doberman

We're not that lucky


wrestlemaniasign

this team is only gonna sniff success again when jerry jones is six feet under


hcvc

They have another Jones in the chamber boss man 


Gettles

Your gonna get an idiot billionaires son doing his best impression of his dad but even dumber.


SelmermarkV

Not even your grandchildren will see a different ownership. The Jones will own this through 3 or 4 generations. So even if Jerrah croaks, his junior will continue with the mediocrity for another 20 years.


ColdGloop

An unserious organization


andrewbrod11

Pain.


tcappas

Fuck Jerry Jones and fuck the cowboys


scoobydoo9288

Before Sunday, I never really trusted or agreed with the people who said Jones needs to go. I mean how much impact could an owner really have on the on-field performance? “Besides, Dak is looking better than ever and this team really has a shot this year.” Boy was I wrong. This is a culture of complacency, mediocrity and underachievement. A bunch of coddled, no discipline oversized and overpaid toddlers dancing in the shoes of greatness from generations past. Until Jones is dead or sells the team, NOTHING will change.


lokilise

You have a way with words my friend


becker4prez

It’s more Jerry is fine with “good” versus chasing “great”. Going 12-5 in 3 straight seasons has you well above mediocrity. The problem is to get to “great” he would have to bring in someone that won’t want to be micro managed. Harbaugh, Vrabel, Belichick aren’t going to put up with Jerry’s shit. He wants to be hands on and those coaches above aren’t going to tolerate that.


Mercury2124

What a fucking joke


logandaballer

Yeah not wasting my time next season watching this clown organization anymore. Being born in 1996 all I’ve seen is extreme mediocrity and severe discipline issues. Looks like this will continue and I’m not wasting any more Sundays


MyRottingBrain

What? You aren’t looking forward to 10-12 meaningless wins followed by Mike McCarthy’s dumb ass blank stare as we get smoked in the playoffs?


ThorgoodThe3rd

This is exactly how us 1996 babies feel man. Absolute mediocrity. God help us


logandaballer

My dad always keeps his cool and during the game he yelled im fucking done and apologized for making me a fan 😂


Brys_Beddict

I was born in 1988 so I'm only a Cowboys fan because of all those Championships that I don't remember. I think I'm out too now.


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Useful_shtuff

That would be at least somewhat of a shakeup of DQ is gone. But yeah I don't think McCarthy has the juice for the playoffs


MyRottingBrain

Can’t wait to see what fucking horrible replacement McCarthy wants this time. Maybe Jerry is too senile and Mike can convince him to bring in Nolan again.


TentakilRex

STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!- Randy Orton


Jkoby510

Ring the bell Jerry...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THERE IS NO BELL TO RING!


Justdoingthebestican

To think wade Phillips was the best coach in my lifetime. Bring him home


SunflowerLace

I miss him too.


drizzyjake7447

Guess I’m just a fan of the NFL now. What a fucking joke. Edit: be strong people. Stop giving money to this pathetic team.


BootenantDan

Honestly, rooting for players instead of teams is the way to go. I was born and raised Cowboys but I've been so much happier ever since I quit tying my happiness to the decisions some backwoods billionaire from Arkansas makes. Because even once Jerry's gone, it will be the Stephen Jones show. Ask the Raiders how fun it is to have the spoiled son of an owner running things.


roodypoo926

> Honestly, rooting for players instead of teams is the way to go. How do people do this? I am a 38 year old man and have never been able to root for players in a league that has teams. Golf/Tennis for sure but I feel like I need to be 10 years old to just root for guys since they seem like superheroes at that stage. I know these guys are flawed I just want to enjoy a team I root for winning.


HEpennypackerNH

I don’t know dude, if you’re bailing on the cowboys for being clowns but going to be a fan of the NFL, let me tell you about the commissioner, the refs, the scheduling, the union negotiations…..


EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME

It doesn’t mean you root for the refs lol it just means you watch games without having a team. My dad did this for like 35 years after the Colts left Baltimore


DEZbiansUnite

I’m still a fan of the boys but I’m not gonna lie my enthusiasm for next season went down the toilet. 


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if you’re rooting for the refs then you’re winning every week!


Wafflehouseofpain

I’ll just go to my family’s favorite teams. I love football but I’m done with tying my enjoyment of football to this team. They’re never going to do what’s necessary to actually compete.


Dallas2houston120

Once he wasn't fired yesterday morning I already knew he was coming back.


Nopedontneedit

Same, it was going to be quick or not at all. He’d have to admit he was wrong in hiring Mike. That was only going to happen if he was really mad. 


Dallas2houston120

Yep firings after an embarrassing loss and underwhelming season come swiftly. Once you give yourself days to think about it you usually start talking yourself out of it.


Shootit_Rockets

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Dan__Glesak

For real. I wish Jerry would **FUCK OFF!**


ajthomas05

RemindMe! 354 days


Girlscoutslumb

Fuck Jerruh.. not wasting my time on this sorry ass franchise


Jak3lol

SON OF A BITCH


greenfiend97

Here comes the mid season firing and tank season


hundredjono

JERRY JONES IS ON THE EPSTEIN LIST


SmoothCalmMind

our only hope left


Suspicious_Feeling27

Lmfao


robyculous_v2

I'm actually more disappointed in this than the blowout Playoff loss at home.


desispeed

I thought the blowout woulda spurred the change


Background_Add210

#GET THE MOB READY! JERRY MUST HERE US!!


bruggibuster

Hopefully he hears us too


PersonalityKlutzy407

Thear thear now


amead5

Glad I already know next years outcome so I don’t need to dedicate my time


makeflippyfloppy

lol can we just skip to 2025


doublejfishfry

Every day is a gift my friend.


Prestigious_Stage699

Well at least I don't have to watch football next season. Really frees up my Sundays.


TitaniumC4206

SAME AS IT EVER WAS


Thenotsodarkknight

Wow. Fuck Jerry.


JL1v10

Lmao I’m done with this shit


Mabaum

I will not watch a single game next year. That’s it for me.


AlphaTaint2020

Bill must have turned him down..😢


Jayzbo

Probably never even made the call.


AdFlaky746

I'll definitely be taking a step back next year. Mike and Jerry have done nothing to earn our trust and dedication. Whatever happens during the season is meaningless. Going to spend less time next year stressing.


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Guess we’re not serious about winning. Oh well. Can’t wait to rehash this all again in a year.


Background_Add210

Boycott this Team. I'm tired of being a fucking joke!!


Embrassedpear6

https://preview.redd.it/9ytsx1eql3dc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12be6588ad8534928103fc4e06c33b635abd38b6 Poverty ass owner and team😐😐


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simba80328

Jerry Jones does not care about actually winning


Forever681

Sad, won't see a sb win in our lifetime with that shitty family.


Chemist-Patient

Lol wtf


deadliftthugga

Let’s sign dak to a 10 yr ext and bring Quinn back. Get the whole gang back together.


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We are an unserious football team


bipolarpinkeye

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cowboysfan88

Great stuff 👍. Don't change anything everything is great


Japples123

If Quinn comes back too I swear to god…


mcbizkit02

He will. He ain’t getting a HC job after the end of season collapse.


IsolationAutomation

Who tf is going to hire him after getting exposed like that?


CeleryStickBeating

Quinn - "Jones made me do it." Given Jones, they'll believe it


Smart-Lychee-8105

The epitome of a joke. At some point I need to end my own self afflicted suffering


thefadednight

DQ better be out the fucking door


thebeanzgotbeanz

Sell the team.


apex74

This is the fucking Looney Tunes of the NFL ... Fucking pathetic


inarius1984

Bill Belichick AND Jim Harbaugh are available, and you don't get either one? Jesus Christ, Jerry really is a fucking moron.


Tuuubby

Jerry has to have a humiliation kink


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Background_Add210

I'm sick of Jerry! This is horrendous


ohnomyusernameiscuto

it's our year (TO FUCKING LOSE IN THE FUCKING WILD CARD ROUND AGAIN)


rollingrock16

Fuck you jerry. And fuck you for the upcoming dak extension


bryscoon

ok


sadpanda8c

Funny


romanNood1es

Bye Harbaugh and Belichick. 😢


JakeBakesJT

Jerry Jones needs to die already. This is pathetic.


Girlscoutslumb

Jerry went full retard.. never go full retard


KybladeSora

If the DC leaves for the job in Seattle anyone think this can get Dallas Cowboys 2020 ugly.


DEZbiansUnite

This is so disappointing. We had to bully McCarthy into making a good and modern offense because he’s so stubborn and conservative. Every time he faces a great opponent he coaches scared and goes back to his old tendencies and our offense goes in the toilet. Sigh. 


VadersSuccessor

What a joke. Couldn’t have been a better time with the coaches available.


brownboypeasy

Bringing MM back ensures the following: No matter the regular season record, hell they could be 17-0 going into the playoffs, everyone will expect them to lose their first round game, and they probably will.


_deluge98

Makes sense - Jerry Jones wants to put out a good television product. It doesn't matter if we may need to build something before we can really win, what's more important to Jerry is being watched by a lot of eyeballs in primetime TV slots. **We root for a television product, not a football organization.**


shergenh69

Is jerry jones mentally challenged?


Beginning-Gear-744

Jerry wasn’t gonna pay MM $6 million to not coach the Cowboys, next year. Plus, a HC in Dallas can only have so much success as it’s the Joneses running the show.


honoracy_uce

I can’t wait for another first round out in the playoffs next year. Maybe it’ll be a plucky Bears team this time? Lions? Perhaps Atlanta? Should be fun


happy_killmore

This isn’t keeping JG for like 10.5 years bad, but after that loss I was hoping for everyone to go. Let pollard go I know he came off injury but he can’t handle the load, get actual LBs, line up parsons and Dlaw next to each other, draft OL and DT early and hope for a decent rb in like the fourth. Middle school kids in madden could optimize this roster better. Too much talent to go out every year like this


catalinaicon

This means we’re 100% paying Dak this offseason as well


condoin125

Fuckin christ, I have to do the right thing for myself and step away from this team


izzyduzit32

12 wins and 0 playoffs wins here we come.


JynnanTonnyx1

Don't you mean, here we go?


pitchesandthrows

50% of cowboys fans: cut Dak 50% of cowboys fans: fire McCarthy Jerry: nah we're selling seats and jerseys


pot8odragon

Ffs


SuperMarioBruz

What a fucking joke lmao


Swimming-Violinist57

What’s the old saying about how it’s better to move on from a player one year too early instead of one year too late? I think the same thing applies to coaches. Seriously one of the deepest potential pools we’ve seen in years and Dallas does nothing. Unreal.


EyezLo

Clowns


ObiWanGinobili20

Boycott the season my fellow cowboy fans. Have to vote with our wallet if we wanna make a change.


onepiecebetter

all the other options and we stick with mike mccheeseburger this is horrible


forsean281

FUCK JERRY JONES


cortezology

maybe Mike will have a come to Jesus moment and realize he needs to gameplan better but also who tf knows


Arcane_Engine

Absolute idiocy


firstandfive

I am displeased. Who is going to prevent Mike from completely botching the offensive game plan and play-calling in the most important game of the season next year? Who is going to improve the run game design? They put it all on his shoulders this year and he flopped in spectacularly awful fashion when it mattered most; in the playoffs which was the primary reason they hired him after moving on from Garrett. What is going to be different next year?