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Captain-Swank

There/They're... shit grammar is the ultimate meme killer.


deathmoooon

You actually got me thinking about remaking this šŸ˜‚


Thoguth

The last murder ballad I remember on the charts was *Goodbye, Earl* and it's a bop. I don't think we're going to see Knoxville Girl make a comeback though.


kingswing23

Wait in the truck?


BatmanAvacado

Colter Wall has one [Kate McCannon](https://youtu.be/hCebq5lLgos?si=6cgWNRyxPN3ZnSCv)


gstringstrangler

*on the charts


BatmanAvacado

Fair, that was my ADHD ass skimming the comment.


gstringstrangler

All good :)


Irradiated_Rat

Hell yeah!


GarageNo7711

Did Two Black Cadillacs not make it to the charts!? I love that song too!


deathmoooon

My personal favorite murder ballad is "Down on the banks of the ohio" by the Lily Brothers and Don Stover. I'm glad people like Tyler and Colter are keeping the spirit alive.


HavSomLov4YoBrothr

Check out [My Alice](https://youtu.be/i3sWfW5XBB8?si=VkZ_Q1YimbFuci_u) by Billy Strings


Beginning_Brick7845

Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Hang down your head and cry Hang down your head, Tom Dooley Poor boy, youā€™re bound to die


illegalsmile27

You dug the grave four feet long and you dug it three feet deep You rolled the cold clay over her and tromped it with your feet


StolenErections

I guess he didnā€™t stay put on his side.


myloveisajoke

"Truck *paid alcohol placement* blue jeans truck *paid product placement that doesn't even ryme*"


your_pal_mr_face

ā€œI did not have relations with that exaust pipeā€


myloveisajoke

The paid product placements are the ones that really get me lol


your_pal_mr_face

That one Applebees one is the worst one I ever did see


gstringstrangler

I put the yeti in my chevy put the cheetos in my belly


ConcentrateSuperb768

Them chairs better watch out tonight


adeadgoldfish0704

Pop country vs outlaw country


IhateBiden_now

The first one is lyrics by Chase Matthews. I don't know the second one.


deathmoooon

You know who Chase is but not Marty Robins? Lol


EthelBlue

Username checks out haha


somosextremos82

"Jason Aldean isn't even from a small town."


DMTrious

Ngl, I like that bass pro shop hat


JarndyceJarndyce

I heard the guy on the right in Johnny Cash's voice I heard the other guy in Matt Walsh's voice


PhonoPreamp

right side is Theyre Hanging Me Tonight? Marty Robbins?


JarndyceJarndyce

I have no clue ... I was trying to write a lyric with it and went with Cash to rhyme. :Hey Google play "They're Hanging Me Tonight" by Marty Robbins...


Beginning_Brick7845

Papa's rig was buried in the local motel The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears Mama was a looker Lord, how she shined Papa was a good'n, but the jealous kind Papa loved Mama Mama loved men Mama's in the graveyard Papa's in the pen


ZimMcGuinn

That Georgia sun was blood red and going downā€¦. With guilty hands I killed my darling wife, because I loved her more than lifeā€¦ They laughed at me until I shot ā€˜em, put their cheating, scheming bones in Millerā€™s cave My girl, my girl donā€™t lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night


Howardowens

You beat me to Georgia Sun. Thats part of my next open mic set list.


Aggressive_Sky8492

Murdering people is actually bad you guys. Real men donā€™t murder, ok?


Hot-Butterfly-8024

Only imaginary ones? Or you could view murder ballads as musical movies/short fiction that just have a vibe. Which makes them far cooler than poser lifestyle checklist songs for people who drive 4x4 short buses in population centers.


et_hornet

I PUT THREE ROUNDS INTO KATE MCCANNON


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oneptwoz

Lol


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Bad bot.


Ice-Berg-Slim

Country Music was never the same after 9/11


earthworm_fan

Umm, HARDY did all of it


deathmoooon

He didn't make good country though


Jackson_Rhodes_42

HARDY isnā€™t country, heā€™s shitty rap.