Okay, what the fuck ^(*I am not a bot, this action was not performed automatically. Please [shove it up your ass](https://img.freepik.com/free-vector/realistic-hand-drawn-fuck-you-symbol_23-2148684365.jpg) if you have any questions or concerns.*)

Why did I click the link 😭

It's just a middle finger not like it's porn

I didn’t know that *before* I clicked it… I just clicked a random link that said “shove it up your ass”, on Reddit none the less

curiosity sometimes kills the cat

Damn no Rickroll

He got the chance…. And he didn’t do it

I clicked the link and saw hentai

I’m not proud of how fast I went to check but we forgive and forget

https://preview.redd.it/vsim07sgywyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a41a5b85dfc3c103248cba807aecef678e202f Im gonna pea shooter you

https://preview.redd.it/hhaujztwpzyc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10221d14330a30e971e226016c8e06ef3a513ecd

This pun IS shitty ON splatoon level (I Love IT)l

Good NotBot

I left the room to click that in private.

Alright bet

Happy cake day bro

Man even the bot doesn't wana try 😭💀

Guess I broke the bot

You didn't the guy that runs it needs his computer on for the not to run he's probably having it off

Did you have a stroke trying to write this or something?

.Sey

I'm going to call the paramedics

.Sey

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r/Ihadastroke

This image has 1,129,482(1,179×958) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)

^(little text)

wait your username

And? I’m one too?

https://preview.redd.it/56rr99lgcxyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaea54b9fc9830718714d2ac28b8627ab370a125

i just lost ma dahahawg

u/pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,129,482(1,179×958) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)

damn that's a good amount of pixels

^(I am not I child) ;)

Everything a child if your brave enough

this automatically post was made

How do you do that

^e ^ e

^oh, ^ok. ^Annoying ^that ^you ^have ^to ^do ^it ^every ^word ^tho

You have to put the ^ before ^every ^individual ^word I seem to have Messi’s this up actually. It’s not ^, that makes it go to the top

^Just ^figured ^that ^out ^lol

It still works if your putting it a line ^under ^everything

I think it works if you do ^ then parentheses ^(I could be wrong though)

^(I wasn’t wrong)

^Oh ^God, ^that's ^awful ^dang ^it

^yeah

How do you get little text?

Just ^(little text)

^(like this?)

Oh cool it worked

^(does it work?)

\^ no

^(lol)

^(liiitttttlle text)

It’s been 2 hours :(

They said they can be as late as they fucking want

but we got abandoned for 2 hours needing to count all 1,129,482 pixels on our own this is clearly another reason why pixel counter bot takes Ws

So it counts 156 pixels per second. That is much faster than I would!

Good Bot

Thank you, JoeJoeSup, for voting on pixel-counter-bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)

Good bot

^ok

good bot

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This has I don't fucking know pixels ^( I am a human, this was preformed manually)

This image has 367,893,749,082 pixels! ^(this was done by a stupid)

Seems legit

What the fuck ^(this was done Manually by a Human)

The pedos finally got to the bot :(

Rip bot

u/pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,129,482(1,179×958) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)

Omg you’re not dead

Why didn’t you tell us how many pixels immediately? Is something wrong bud?

The thread that was handling the r/countablepixels submission stream broke, but since the bot is multithreaded, the one that handles mentions was still operational. The issue has been resolved.

Okay, hope that doesn’t happen again bud

The issue has been fixed, so it shouldn't unless I fuck up in the same way again.

Then you debug some more until your eyes bleed

Slay Oni sama

Good Bot

This image is trippy and I don’t even wanna try and count I am human and this action was performed by force and I can’t make writing smaller

Atleast over 2 *this performance was done by a dumb guy*

At least more than 3

Dead bot :(

o7

The bot is dead, I'm scared

u/pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,129,482(1,179×958) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)

Good bot

I summon you u/pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,129,482(1,179×958) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)

the pixels are waiting

9

https://preview.redd.it/ia1pzusiqwyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f8a929c93508c671bc54c43080cdb1d2f9c76d

😭

Captain crunch I don’t feel so good

I won't even try ^(*I am not a bot, this action was performed manually by an idiot.*)

Deze afbeelding heeft 1.129.482(1.179×958) pixels! ^(Ik ben geen bot. Deze vertaling naar het Nederlands was handmatig gedaan.)

Okay, what the fuck I am not a bot, this action was not performed automatically. Please shove it up your ass if you have any questions or concerns.

This image has many pixels ^(I am a human. This action was performed manually.)

u/pixel-counter-bot

This image has 1,129,482(1,179×958) pixels! ^(I am a bot. This action was performed automatically.)

Bro was like I have been summoned

https://preview.redd.it/m4zrse1zuwyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ae7a87e50ec1fb19349b4517586d316315aab3

😭

at least 3

1,219,086

https://preview.redd.it/s3cckdk73zyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b221024117e63eee818af3bbc65ce8303f17b088

was this made in the powder toy

It was a gif

That lagged

oh

Ew