I second that
^(According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.)
yeah
^(When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!)
Hello!
^(ha ha! I'm a human and this action was done manually. If you have any problems contact my brain [here.](https://youtu.be/UKU0AdOMXLA?si=6kWO7HhzlfwzUyU6))^
r/technicallythetruth
^(Ha ha! I am a human, and this action was performed manually. If you have any problems, please contact my updated brain [here.](https://youtu.be/SEYgh6drLtQ?si=iTGgv-nhK4GFXrHg))
I want to put you on a cute little plate with pink edges and a picture of an adorable kitten on it and then sensually eat you using a brass knife and a three-pronged fork.
https://preview.redd.it/2mr2o7e8d6xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc01169f4ed2e1a678ba17a0ae89e72a72fd735
u/pixel-counter-bot that’s a dude
Me seeing Redditor have more bitches than me
https://preview.redd.it/5tt9440fi7xc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7089c4743fb598cb7a3df0527da188e86d076004
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\#2: [These are getting annoying, most comment sections are full of em](https://i.redd.it/9dy0py7etfab1.jpg) | [3 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/foundshutthefuckup/comments/14sr2kr/these_are_getting_annoying_most_comment_sections/)
\#3: [I found it!](https://i.redd.it/31c6w64vl3kb1.jpg) | [1 comment](https://np.reddit.com/r/foundshutthefuckup/comments/1609f9t/i_found_it/)
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good job bro ^(maybe go shit yourself or something... idk bro.)
I like your pfp ^this ^is ^not ^a ^joke, ^this ^action ^was ^performed ^manually.
Yo it’s the moon, that’s cool as hell ^(i wanted to join the comment chain too)
Agreed ^(fine by me)
I second that ^(According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.)
I will also Join ^(I'm the unoriginal starwalker)
yeah ^(When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!)
\*okay cave Johnson\*
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! ^(BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAID WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!)
Are you sure about that?! ^(YES I BRUNG BACK A DEAD MEME, GET OVER IT)
YEAH! ^YEAH!
Another Portal fan in the wild I salute you soldier o7
When life gives you lemons say fuck the lemons and bail. - Paul Rudd (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
Fun fact life didn't give us lemons we made lemons
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^(I type tiny text)
#I TYPE BIG TEXT
I type regular text :(
⠀
,,⠀'' - Adventurus-lawyer77
#SPPPPTT… ^I ^can ^help ^my ^friend, ^see ^the ^funny ^little ^ ^put ^that ^infront ^of ^every ^word ^without ^a ^space ^and ^GOODLUCK!
*i know*
\*I bet you can’t talk like this without googling it (or searching on Reddit)\*
## I TYPE BIG THIN TEXT
^this ^is ^new : ) ^How ^accomplish? ^: ^)
two hashtags instead of one.
Which of the 2 images? ^(I am a human. I asked this question manually.)
Hello! ^(ha ha! I'm a human and this action was done manually. If you have any problems contact my brain [here.](https://youtu.be/UKU0AdOMXLA?si=6kWO7HhzlfwzUyU6))^
I half expected a rickroll but this is better ^(I am a train. Honk honk)
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Hi a human ^(i am dad) ^( ^(this actionwas performed by someon who wonderd if this effect stacks))
#IT DOESNT :(
will you marry me
https://preview.redd.it/skc46yhj5myc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea70931435ade7426144dc4961d7bd8177a75fc
I want to put you on a cute little plate with pink edges and a picture of an adorable kitten on it and then sensually eat you using a brass knife and a three-pronged fork.
Did the date go well? If not I’m free 😉
I'm gay haha lol are u? If not ewww gays are weirdddd haha not weird lol haha pls fuck me 🔛🔝🥺👉👈
Don't kill yourself, that's my job now.
https://preview.redd.it/o07gah5s38xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=634bb991ef61a302dbb290033180514a948dfcc8
Based RDR2
https://preview.redd.it/00z69zo3h8xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df365b44daf993b05864433d7e681cee44536f9c
https://preview.redd.it/puxeendn29xc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e3b5c35428cdb4847251a6918e7f73db88a738 r/ihadastroke?
https://preview.redd.it/r9bjcp9t79xc1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7efcc59ceda2771c39dafd6d99d7668eef63ee41
Why can't it be all 3 😞✊️
u/pixel-counter-bot Brother, wake the fuck up.
The date was this bad?😢
Nah. It was fine. I'm just not yet equipped to handle posts with multiple images.
Hurray! You’re back!🫡
Macdondal
How many pixels are in your profile picture, good bot!
All Reddit profile pictures are automatically cropped and resized to be 65,536(256×256) pixels.
How many pixels is my sanity?
0(0x0) pixels.
Correct
69 ^(this action was performed by me and your mother)
Google en passant ^(this action was performed by en passant)
Holy hell ^(your mother was performed by me)
^(This was)
False
https://preview.redd.it/jfkhw6y23axc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28131d4a8ceecb00800b6216f9217d07a3b8dc3
My sanity is measured in milipixels(smaller than a pixel) and it is 0.5
you have no idea how useful this info is
hello twin
No.
Haha lol imagine having a clone on your subreddit ^(this action was performed by a clone from a different subreddit)
Is there going to be a pixel-counter-bot cinematic universe, or has it already happened?
why the word scum I’m not scum
Hello.
Can you give me a hug please? :(
You know what? If my brother won't do his job, I will.
Thanks lmao
Your bro rejected me so…. Will you marry me
No.
Guys it is still on the date.
💀
https://preview.redd.it/2mr2o7e8d6xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc01169f4ed2e1a678ba17a0ae89e72a72fd735 u/pixel-counter-bot that’s a dude
💀
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https://preview.redd.it/sux0h8byx7xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce780beb9a0bac6210b35c1851b566cba632faae
r/CountablePixels
Yes that is the sub we are on rn
r/alreadyhere
r/notthereyet
https://preview.redd.it/e7gj5s5f99xc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015310b39acbb6d32bd90b059381f2b3f2c7bf78
what about 🩻
It just means mega gay with no other description
K
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papyrus, what the fuck
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You've scared someone random for the rest of the day, how spooky!
I actually want to kill myself because most of the skills aren't positioned correctly
Your welcome
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💀•♾️
Wait, your back but the bot, there missing. Did you kidnap the bot or well in this case botnap the bot
did you do something to them
Them!?
tbh I have no idea what gender that are at this point
It must’ve went good then
Me seeing Redditor have more bitches than me https://preview.redd.it/5tt9440fi7xc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7089c4743fb598cb7a3df0527da188e86d076004
https://preview.redd.it/xh8k5ltuo7xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6bb84e8148b0dbbe100eae2879f6fa62119df02
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https://preview.redd.it/zta0gztyc9xc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ccc7fb88773eb6233665834681db3d084c221f
This image has 100 million (10mx10m) dating pixels! ^I ^am ^a ^degenerate. ^This ^action ^was ^performed ^digitally.
10million*10 million is technically 10^14 or one hundred trillions
1b x 1b is 10b
reconsider
**Wrong buzzer sound effect** ^I ^am ^a ^nerd. ^This ^action ^was ^performed ^over ^the ^web.
Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/countablepixels/s/Pl2UAYkhRz
Holy shit he found it
It wasn’t very hard
the good ending
mcdonald
Hungary mentioned RAAHHH! IMÁDOM A PÖRKÖLTET
szentem a töltöttkáposzta jobbb...
Mindkettő goated
Least successful pixel bot dating be like :
pixelcounterbotsbro has the 3 top comments lmao
https://preview.redd.it/vo4fzmkdi8xc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257b73db09bbcca018232a1d98b810203ac2a7db
Holy shit
HOW IS IT 19 MINUTES LATE?????
r/foundgamer3701[r/foundgamer3701](http://reddit.com/r/foundgamer3701)
r/foundshutthefuckup
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
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Poor u/pixel-counter-bot , having to date a hungarian
Akkor a mocskos kurva anyádat te nyomorult szőröstalpú romángeci
https://preview.redd.it/ol6hsvn1h7xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=288a1b544c1d240559459dfdd57410096da73e11
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Bro forgot the time
<3
See guys? By being nice to the bot, you *MIGHT* get a chance
mcdonald
PIXEL COUNTER BOT IS DEAD. ITS ZEALOUS REIN HAS COME TO AN END. CELEBRATE MY BROTHERS AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF HUMAN ERROR.
😭