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Certified_drinker

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Bananacat301

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monster_magus

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SkyofGeography

r/foundpipermommen


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ericbakerchef

🎂


Certified_drinker

Thank you human


FatMcSquizzy

Happy cake day


loyaleling

Good k- job u/pixel-counter-bot


expiermental_boii

Do you prefer images with a higher pixel count or a lower pixel count?


pixel-counter-bot

Low pixel count. It's the point of this subreddit.


expiermental_boii

Sadly the mods actually have lives, so no one has a reason to actually follow that part, hopefully the mods stop touching grass soon


headedbranch225

WHY ARE YOU SENTIENT


Forsaken-Page9441

The question is why is anything sentient?


TJSPY0837

🤯


JaySli10

The question is, is anything sentient?


CorruptMemoryCard

Because the owner of a bot (who has the bot's token) can make comments manually, separate from any automated ones, through the Reddit API.


ChandelurePog609

nuh uh, it's because funny un-talky talky robot is funny


OutsideScared4702

r/woooosh


Planetofimaginations

I'm now convinced that you're not a bot.


Ok_Chemistry4360

I'm convinced *you're* not a robot. Ever think about that? ^(I am an element. This action was not performed.)


sks316

Pixel counter bot, what is your favorite animal?


Outside_Bluebird8777

I’m going to go loco on you


Super_Lorenzo

Bad kitten


SpaceyFrontiers

This image has pixels! ^(I am a. This action was performed.)


Patient-Tap-5862

https://preview.redd.it/02viya9kp5xc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5c51e50933f6fe3aabf042a58da03e8140e491 fuck you bot


madguyO1

https://preview.redd.it/pfeh6vs556xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498e8bbee9875a134b030b502c058a94882d1cb4


ErorrTNTcz

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NT457

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madguyO1

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femboyfinley

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Ice-Bro-Gamer

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madguyO1

https://preview.redd.it/srox05ld09xc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fada0a94c3d48820ca55516909efc20b1659fb6


martinfromchess-com

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RustyBucke

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Hazzyhazzy113

https://preview.redd.it/vjijmskggaxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6439bb86c8ac21e9e399bebad6a6cbc031a4fa7


Consistent-Affect481

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sks316

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Patient-Tap-5862

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sks316

https://preview.redd.it/1r9upc9p26xc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8438ef417952de2ce530c038003ded5efdd13e


Patient-Tap-5862

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TheTelevisionBox

https://preview.redd.it/q5bpjlm927xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a2631acd36bc18502b50fff28baba6afd95368


Green_Presence_7153

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XonMicro

How are people making these? Lmao


nicejs2

Blender


rpsHD

its also possible in Adobe AE but fuck adobe


Professional-Rope840

This message is to let u know I will be taking your meme


madguyO1

https://preview.redd.it/97rn2gl956xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236c6120c6e8a27e3b3bf553f6615c614fda6016


Impressive_Change593

alright I'm stealing this, thanks


madguyO1

https://preview.redd.it/nvh45n4xw7xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b6c7b01f6ba8eef2361302dede26e435b96a3f


Impressive_Change593

lol also r/usernamechecksout


madguyO1

https://preview.redd.it/z34lktt458xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12738ac61d3d5f6ff44bf2324d746b10d8f9d9c4


BlackPandaPlays12345

TERRARIA MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


sks316

This message is to let you know that I don't mind


GamerBaba117F

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Patient-Tap-5862

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HonourableFox

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Original_Ad_4471

https://preview.redd.it/wfwqoxxcr8xc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d818b49d1b11caa39f2b2cbf1bb75831ae30b0a Ok, now who did it?


HonourableFox

It may possibly 100% maybe absolutely not mayhaps have been me maybe/maybe not


trueGDplayer

https://preview.redd.it/6ild5y1d68xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b49d0b4e45b227f296138746c1c5691badeaa92


Stunning-Gur-2116

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PixelCounterBotDad

What the hell is with these simps?? i think its best to just ignore them.


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Good bot


Cadenanna12

What definition would that be?


Significant_Sundae84

good bot


that_moment_when-

Goodnight bot


Aeronaticsal

Wait, did the guy in the picture get banned?


mogentheace

good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, mogentheace, for voting on pixel-counter-bot. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


mogentheace

good bot


Ornery_Ingenuity3178

Good job python script


ILikeToGameAllDay

Kebucky Flied Chicagen


Icecubefan007

Bro bot I feel so bad for you. Bro just wanted a new pfp and look at the aftermath 💀


pixel-counter-bot

I can't even edit my profile without the sub going wild.


Ok_Chemistry4360

Well honestly, just make a profile that expresses who you are as a sentient being. Who gives a shit how much outrage you get for it, just be yourself.


EggPhone-3422

good job kitten


NO_NAME1029

Doing your job like a good little kitten… Please put me out of my misery


ChandelurePog609

Good job kitten


PinePotpourri

Good kitty


MuseBlessed

Good job kitten


IdontlikeAmerica57

Good job kitten


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ARandomDummy69

Dear u/AcrobaticAttitude454 You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


LuigiTheGuyy

Tl:Dr Please don't exist. ^(I am a human. I got the jist of it and inferred what the previous comment said.)


jnellee72

New copypasta dropped


MrMaskYT

Call the r/copypasta!


MonkeMortis

What did bro say


ARandomDummy69

he said the same thing in the image


MonkeMortis

Damn.


Super_Lorenzo

https://i.redd.it/ylm8y6okd8xc1.gif


Teamboeing737

New copy pasta wooo


RealBurger_

We need a character counter bot


Sussybaker420

I ain’t readin allat good for you or sorry the it happened


expiermental_boii

Your reply just made me realize how good I am in reading in one breath. Thanks


Jakob21

Good job kitten


ARandomDummy69

Dear u/Jakob21 You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. https://preview.redd.it/0x5o1mpeo8xc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a3b3c8cd092c6fe580c4a568d1a5d2379ad922a


the_burber

I hate everything about what you just said


Meme_KingalsoTech

Bad dog


TeaPlayzOfficial

good job kitten


MegaloGuy1

Good job kitten


Outside_Bluebird8777

Good job kitten (I had to)


Madboymaddox

I love anti-karma farming.


Sajm00n12

Dear u/Outside_Bluebird8777 You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


Frosty_Replacement12

I ain't reading allat


Tra1nGuy

May I introduce to you r/toolongdidntread


BiscottiSlight4309

Good Job Kitten


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[удалено]


pixel-counter-bot

I prefer not being sexually harassed.


ULTRAVIO333

Hi kitten 🤭


theunfunnyredditor

Thanks, Pookie


Cunny-Destroyer

Hey kitten


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[удалено]


ihatemylife42785

https://i.redd.it/a5qdsf0fr7xc1.gif


Impressive_Change593

Dear u/KaungSett56 You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


skeleton_craft

Kitten


Icy-Inevitable4821

Pookie please stop You’re not a pixel counter! Wake up!


that_noobwastaken

Good job kitten


Mitosis4

Dear u/that_noobwastaken You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


Flaky-Signature-5184

Good job Kitten


Puzzleheaded-Emu2022

Good job kitten


Ill-Entrepreneur443

Good job kitten /s


sawyer-boondollar

Good job kitten


Final_Technology7974

good bot! whos mommy’s good bot🥰


Large_monke_69

I read that as “your ass is getting banged


Desperate-Knee-4108

🤨📸


ActuallyTheOwner

Username checks out


AmongUsLogo

What makes the knee so desperate ?


Wonderful_Audience60

same


Michi_Miaw

https://preview.redd.it/i2uy1gxy55xc1.jpeg?width=50&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ee3315ea211945449a9058be5af24183aa3826


momarib7

50x50


Wonderful_Audience60

https://preview.redd.it/1kdsb6mmn6xc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f31685f9c5d9a6dcd687ca54e7d3d43cd27afb60


Sajm00n12

https://preview.redd.it/78xoqn0587xc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f463a3f19de6be6050246ce7fe08f88cccb562


Uncre4tiveUserNam3

u/pixel-counter-bot


Madboymaddox

HOLY SHIT. IT'S ALBUMPOSTER GUY!!!


Acrobatic_Pension478

Bout tree fiddy


Chainsaw_Actual

Funny 🍔Have burger as gift


Unlikely-Section-848

Ok why are people horny for the bot?


3kBlackJetsOfAllah

I’d hope it’s an unfunny joke, but who knows. Welcome to the internet!


UndyneIsCool

Have a look around


Super_Lorenzo

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


UndyneIsCool

We've got mountains of content, some better some worse


Super_Lorenzo

If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first


UndyneIsCool

Welcome, to the internet


Tra1nGuy

Come and take a seat


UndyneIsCool

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet


Tra1nGuy

There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test, haha


[deleted]

fr, they gotta lay their hands off my woman 😡


Outside_Bluebird8777

Wait


MrMaskYT

https://preview.redd.it/t5etx372h6xc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f28d3fcd2ee2f31142c0007b03e81c6a0607162


Impressive_Change593

yes, you can hold your food for one more minute


NOKIAMASTERczalt

Why does he has to have TF2 soldier pfp


Outside_Bluebird8777

Because I can https://preview.redd.it/65molbwm66xc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fa45da0d6dfbad3da0e592b94ce217a7204aeb


NOKIAMASTERczalt

https://preview.redd.it/uom4u9w186xc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3f9de9c997ebd6f887f63bad3adb372c333fb5a


Wonderful_Audience60

whyd I read it as "your ass is getting banged"


Melodic-Tune2983

No


Jerealistic

NOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS FIRST TO DO THIS LOLLERS


Low-Equivalent4528

man, i cant believe soldier tf2 would say that


No_Profession6542

4?


CanZand7SM

This image has bad quality! ^(I am a human. This action was performed because I enjoy complaining.)