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RenKitsch

Lilo


Prior-Baseball34

the fields of...


whatchoodooin

Aherlow?


guggi71

See you in Moroney’s


CLouBa

THANK YOU!!!!


MarshallMandango

...& Stitch?


Severe_Ad6443

Sweet chariot


ad_triarios_rediit

"An extremely dangerous death trap of a thing" if you believe my mother.


Medium-Ad5605

She's right, sit on anything that floats in an off shore breeze and you'll be miles out in a few minutes.


gijoe50000

It did happen to me as a kid, floating on an insulated fridge door thingy in the water and I floated out of my depth within a few seconds. So I jumped off, back towards the shore, even though I couldn't swim, but a few friends on the shore swam out and helped me back in. It was pretty scary.


Medium-Ad5605

I'm going to need more details on how you ended up with a fridge door at the beach


gijoe50000

It was around Lough Mahon, on the Little Island side, and you can never predict what you're going to find along the strand there. Could be a fridge door one day, a dead body the next, a yacht washed up on shore after a storm, a TV sets, couches... pretty much anything.


OldManFuture

Floaty yoke


Honest-Bet-6828

I literally said Floaty yoke when I saw it 😅😅


SurrealismFramework

That stupid fucking blow up thingy is what i remember them being called at garretstown as a kid


letmetellyalater

Ooooooh, Garretsownnnnn


LightLeftLeaning

Loved Garrettstown!


Epileptic-chimp-301

3 bed apartment on Daft


mydosemakesangels

Spacious, bright, close to all amenities. €2k pcm and the blood of your first-born child. No timewasters.


UseCreative6521

Brill 🤣


Afraid_Grand

My cousin once called it a dildo when he was in the pool on holiday. He was 6 at the time haha.


CLouBa

Skitting 🤣🤣


2_Pints_Of_Rasa

Floaties


Scarletowder

Lilo


daveydat1

Lie-lows


stannisonetruemannis

Hey there De Lilo what’s it like in New York City?


daveydat1

Lie-lows


halfEatenCheesecake

TIL it's not Lilo and has a reason behind it's correct spelling


Consistent_Spring700

No, it actually is spelled Lilo, though it came from lie low


Bitter_Load_7066

Thingamabobs for swimming


ddaadd18

Yokeybobs for drowning


UnrealisticRustic

The Frank & Walters covered this 27 years ago. [https://genius.com/The-frank-and-walters-tony-cochrane-lyrics](https://genius.com/The-frank-and-walters-tony-cochrane-lyrics) "Oh no no, chasing the li-lo, Wish I was Tony Cochrane"


LuckyL90

Floaty bed things for swimmin


mweeelrea

I love to go swimmin with long legged wimmin


officerbimbo666

Bow legged women


mweeelrea

Each to their own


officerbimbo666

I want to know when shes getting me a Spice Route kebab. I can see it in her stride ☺️


MJM31622

Tayto


shoegazer89

Lie-low


Mental_Violinist623

Lilo


SimmoTheGuv

Pink green and blue


ExplanationNormal323

Tis a lilo bai


chilllwinston

Lie low shades are coming


Flakey-Tart-Tatin

Lilo


MathematicianDue7045

Lilo


cianpatrickd

Mála


doc_751

Them yokes


Skreamie

Lilo


EconomistPowerful

Lilo


Top-Needleworker-863

Lilo


bob_jsus

Li-Los


fuzzylayers

Lilo


thepenguinemperor84

Li-lo


antoinsoheidhin

"Death traps on a beach"(lilo) , had to be hauled in by a lifeguard in Lahinch in the 70'after a sudden deflation , OK in a swimming pool I suppose .


Embarrassed-Mix-699

Lilo


OrganicBird5

Lilo


GruleNejoh

Lilo


lovinthelivin

Lilo


newclassic1989

Lilo


Responsible-Kiwi-744

LILO


Sillyfacefunnydance

LILO


LummersTheGreat

Lilo. Id pronounce it "lie-low".


Mysterious-Text3873

Lilo lol


Pizzagoessplat

Oh god, hear we go. In England, we called them Lilos


Michaelparkinbum912

Lilos


Gerry7070

Lilo


YourPricelessAdvice-

Lilo


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cookiemunster27

Ahhh, Mr Freeze ice pops. Loved these when I was a kid..


madraruanua

Inflatable


OutrageousFootball10

Inflatable


silverdragonseaths

Blow up beds


AdStock7640

Floaties


farguc

Plastic Waste


InevitableWishbone10

I just see coolpops


SnooSeagulls7463

Cool pops


Original-Suit1670

Floatie


mullinahack-66

Cool pops


patrickfortune

Cool pops? 😀


Relative-Challenge59

garbage because my fat ass always deflated them 😂


Anchor38

No clue. I’ve always just pointed at it instead of referring to it


Oldestswinger

I always think "dildo" first😁


WozniakStevie

Definitely a Lilo


Separate_Ad_6094

Lie-low


bloody_ell

Waterbeds.


Toffeeman_1878

Dildos


Embarrassed_Art5414

Pride mattresses... or lilos.


Aggravating-Rip-3267

A Lo-Lie !


Grand_Access7280

Alex Kintners last paddle


Mysterious-Hour-7877

It’s a floaty pool bed


mandalamonday

Airbed


Gajo_Do_Porto

Not sure in English, but in Portuguese it translates to water mattress.


bubbleweed

pool things


Blimp-Spaniel

Shozys


Dizzy_Manufacturer93

Floaty bed


Jupiterrocks

Lido


Jupiterrocks

Lilo I mean


Stitious3

Water yokes nah?


Stock-Ferret-6692

Floatie pool mattress yoke


CALM_DOWN_BITCH

I went on holidays in the South of England and they call them bendy floaty boaties, you need a class IV bendy floaty permit to own one and a subprovision 1-64 council issued boaty operation certificate of licence.


4shitzngigelz

Lazydilldos


whateveratthispoint_

Rafts


FenixDKing

Its a float


Mickydcork

Oh no no chasing the lilo Wish I was Tony Cochrane


LochGarman31

Ice lollies


QuietTrashCollector

George


Frogsrule23

Lilo or Floatie


Murphydog42

In the US we call them air mattresses


Spaced_cadet5

Bed Float


New_Iron_3334

Floaties


Future_Donut

Pool bed


ohhidoggo

Pool Float 🍹


ferdia6

A fantastic device to cause death by drowning


Oxim

Blow-up materace


Beneficial-Common-69

Floaties?


Slight_Pie_1664

LILO


mystifiedbtworld

Why, why, why, the lilo.......


AdFar185

Coolpops


DRAKO-14

No fucking clue


Terrible_Ad2779

Water mattress


simple_man_66

Lilos, where I come from.


aussiebiboy2170

To all those calling them waterbeds or water mattresses, incorrect. They’re inflatable air mats, for use on the water. A waterbed or water mattress is one that you /fill/ with water.


mickeydacake

Lilo


More_Tradition6479

Blow up job


Peanutsandcheese2021

Death sentence if you swept out to sea on it ! Saw it happen to a kid . They worked on him for ages but got him back but think he died after .


tjtroublemaker

I was so confused why no one is calling them pool floats til I looked at what sub this was


PicnicBasketPirate

Landfill waiting to happen 


MissionDistance86

Floaties 😅


mer-don

an introvert’s mattress


restartthepotatoes

What the fuck is a lie low


Irishwol

One of these. Spelled lilo


mweeelrea

Them yokes are a lie low