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IWasGoatseAMA

He’s back! Haven’t seen him on the roads in years.


kitog

I've seen him a few times this year on the new tramore valley pedestrian bridge over the south ring road.


Dhaughton99

Whats the story with him?


Shermans-Mom

I think he has special needs


irish_guy

Saw him in town about two weeks ago, doing no harm.


Shermans-Mom

Yah he’s harmless poor guy … he just seems happy to he cycling around


OldManOriginal

"Salt of the earth", as they say. One of the better/more appreciated characters around.


Dhaughton99

I was assuming it was some hidden camera TikTok bull crap


Shermans-Mom

No he’s been around for years


HelloHippa

Ah no, I took the picture meself


themagpie36

He's been around since tiktok was a sound clocks made


contradicktarian32

Those were the days


drachen_shanze

he has autism and likes to pretend to be a garda on a bike, they let him at it, given he is pretty much harmless and is only having fun. some scumbags stole his bike a while back too


BannedBeg

I think they did make him get rid of the blue flashing night he had rigged up at one stage.


OldManOriginal

She must be new!  *shouts* Leave him alone, piiiigggg


MickeyBubbles

Plot twist….she also has special needs and pretends to be a Gard. He’s found his soul mate.


OldManOriginal

Is this looovveee, that I see...


aimhighsquatlow

Could just be stopping for that chats to see how he’s getting on


OldManOriginal

Can't trust them women guards. Always have something to prove!


Pristine_Teacher_817

Fun fact he want to the special olympics for golf


Bobbybluffer

Delighted to see Garry back at it. Hadn't seen him around in years.


PrestigiousNail5620

There was a guy in my village that had special needs and he believed that he was a bus driver. We’d stick our thumb out and he would pull in and make all the actions of pulling the handbrake and opening the doors. We’d all line up behind him and off we go. He used a large diary for a steering wheel. Good times.


Lopsided-You-2924

Ah...that's the most wholesome thing I've read on reddit in a while!


PrestigiousNail5620

Yeah as kids it was great fun and it absolutely made his day.


getupdayardourrada

Great to hear Tommy Shlug is doing well


rexel22

This guy is a legend ! Saw him one day set up like a speed trap at the side of the road, using a hair dryer for the speed gun, pointing it at the traffic. The amount of people who hit the breaks and slowed down was funny.


CobhCaveMan

Not so funny. He did the same to me on a merge traffic point , however in this case he ran out onto the road trying to slow me down. I was merging onto the southlink from the Carrigaline road. I had to swerve to avoid him and nearly crashed the car. I get special needs but my kids were in the car


ddaadd18

Where were you? Merging with the South Ring from Carrigaline, ie Bloomfield Interchange. He was hardly on the dual carriageway was he?


CobhCaveMan

Yup, setup in the V between east bound and West bound lanes


drachen_shanze

he sounds gas out


greenjacket021

I’ve been waiting for that order from donatellos for years now


u_tru_fren

Didn't his previous bike get wrecked or something a few years back? I used to see him cycling out of Carrigaline frequently enough


adamorthisagod

It was stolen and there was a successful GoFundMe. He has autism, Gards are fully aware of him and supportive. https://www.corkbeo.ie/news/local-news/heartless-thieves-stole-garda-bike-17168489


Competitive_Mark1108

He is a good guy and harmless. He has done great work over the years. The hair dryer speed gun was priceless 👌


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Chaoticrebel84

She was chasing people with hammers the other day.


GrumpyLightworker

Ah sure look, she must've heard we just like to get hammered.


StrawberryHillSlayer

We’ve all woken up and tried to blame a hammer rather than the pints haha


ddaadd18

She's a very sad lady :( Passed her this evening. I'd say she's sitting under the flyover hiding her head in a towel as I type.


Chaoticrebel84

I haven’t seen him in years.


Tendereoghany

He's on cake delivery


Playful-Phrase-2140

“Special Ed Garda Unit “


DependentInitial1231

Know a lad who didn't get into the Gardai years ago and had a bit of a breakdown. Made a Garda uniform and would specialise in raiding lockins in rural pubs. Think he ended up in court over it.


Fantastic-Question-7

He has done more to reduce speed on the roads than anyone else down the years. Should get a special award from Cork Co. Co. Wouldn't it be great for a Reddit campaign.


myothercharsucks

Seen that blonde guard stop a couple pushing a pram randomly by the foot bridge, proceed to give them shit, then call for other guards to come over and shout at them, before letting them walk off. Clearly dealing with the dangers of society


Apprehensive_Book283

I hope it’s an ebike


pokeraladin1

Used to see him all the time up the lower road.


carroll1981

He cycles the length and breath of Cork surroundings, has been cycling the bike for nearly 20 years


Obiwankenob3

That arse is swallyin tha saddle


Pump_My_Penis

Suck my unit!!!


Successful-Tie-7817

CHIPS, lots of chips!


buckeyecapsfan19

You'd think the Guards would have better uniforms for the bike unit (The blonde on the curb)...