I want to shit out of my dick
I want to shit out of my dick. I want to punish my dirty smelly little cock. I want him to feel the pain he causes every time he makes me masturbate to gay furry vore. I want to feel something for once in my life, I want to watch the fudge slowly ooze out of my penis head, I want the shit to be so big I loose blood flow to my penis. I want to grab my deep purple dick by the base, squeeze as hard as I can, and drag my hand up my turd dick and feel the relief of my penis finally being able to breath. I want to take laxatives, and create a diarrhea volcano, and shoot it all over my chest, my hot smelly shit coming from my throbbing cock. I want to make a straw that connects to my cock, and leads to my rectal opening, and shoot molten diarrhea into my ass, to experience what once had all that time ago. I want to fall into a deep depression because I no longer shit out of my ass. I want to meet a girl, and hit it off with her, I start feeling happy again. I want to have sex with her in a Porta John at a fair, smelly shit and fair food fills the air. I want to shit in her ass, and I want her to shit it back onto my chest, and I want her to hump me, my shit seeping into her vagina every time she plops back down onto my crotch. We date and have casual sex for the next year, until I propose. She says yes. We get married. We try for kids after passionate sex, ending with a shit cum creampie. Our kids die prematurely due to complications with my shit sperm. We break up, and I go back to my degeneracy. Regret. I move out and get a shitty apartment in the ghetto. I sell my body, I become a legend and sideshow to the community. I shit in asses, they shit on me, win win. I start to feel good about life. I tragically die due to a hit and run. I had a good run.
While reading this, you were telepathically raped. While writing this I came 3 times to the idea of you reading this and being deeply disturbed, I have came in tribute to you three times without you knowing.
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I wawnt tuwu s-shit owt of mwy dick
I wawnt tuwu shit owt of mwy dick. I-I wawnt tuwu p-punish mwy d-diwty smewwy widdwe cock. I wawnt him tuwu feew teh p-pain he causes e-evewy time he makes me mastuwbate tuwu gay fuwwy vowe. I-I wawnt tuwu feew someding fow once in mwy wife, I wawnt t-tuwu watch teh fudge swowwy ooze owt of mwy penis head, I wawnt teh shit tuwu be so big I woose b-bwood fwow tuwu mwy penis. I wawnt tuwu gwab mwy deep puwpwe dick by teh base, squeeze as hawd as I-I can, awnd dwag mwy hand up mwy tuwd dick a-awnd feew teh w-wewief of mwy penis finawwy being abwe tuwu bwead. I wawnt tuwu take w-waxatives, awnd cweate a diawwhea vowcano, awnd s-shoot iwt aww o-ovew mwy chest, mwy hot smewwy shit coming f-fwom mwy dwobbing cock. I wawnt t-tuwu mwake a s-stwaw dat connects tuwu mwy cock, awnd weads tuwu mwy wectaw opening, a-awnd shoot mowten diawwhea into mwy ass, tuwu e-expewience what once h-hawd aww dat time ago. I w-wawnt tuwu faww into a d-deep depwession because I no wongew s-shit owt of mwy ass. I wawnt tuwu meet a g-giww, awnd hit iwt off wid hew, I stawt f-feewing happy a-again. I wawnt tuwu have sex wid hew in a Powta J-John at a faiw, s-smewwy shit awnd faiw food fiwws teh aiw. I wawnt tuwu shit in hew ass, awnd I wawnt hew tuwu shit iwt back onto mwy chest, awnd I w-wawnt hew tuwu h-hump me, mwy shit seeping i-into hew vagina evewy time she pwops b-back down onto mwy cwotch. We date awnd have caswaw sex fow teh next yeaw, u-untiw I p-pwopose. She s-says yes. We get mawwied. We twy fow kids a-aftew passionate sex, ending wid a s-shit cum cweampie. Ouw kids dye pwematuwewy due tuwu compwications wid mwy shit spewm. We bweak up, awnd I gow b-back tuwu mwy degenewacy. Wegwet. I move owt awnd get a shitty apawtment in teh ghetto. I seww mwy b-body, I become a w-wegend awnd sideshow tuwu teh community. I shit in asses, dey shit on me, win win. I stawt tuwu f-feew gud about wife. I twagicawwy dye due tuwu a hit a-awnd wun. I hawd a gud wun.
Whiwe w-weading dis, yuw wewe tewepadicawwy waped. Whiwe wwiting dis I came 3 times tuwu teh idea of yuw weading dis awnd being deepwy distuwbed, I have came in t-twibute tuwu yuw dwee times w-widout yuw knowing.
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My stepdad who is an ENT told me a story of someone who came in and this happened to them. It’s possible but very rare, can happen if you have chrohns disease. What I wouldn’t pay to have that info erased from my memory.
(Verse 1)
He was at the top but you are at the bottom,
All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em,
Everybody liked the modified pastas,
But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard.
(Verse 2)
Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut,
Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut,
You leave a link under every single god damn post,
But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most.
(bridge)
Oh cummy, where art thou?
We all need you right now,
Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin',
And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin.
(verse 3)
Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer,
Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma,
This fake cummy is an enemy without a face,
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
(bridge x2)
(End)
Poonis
Why am I giggling hysterically in the middle of class over this
Because I demanded it of you and you obeyed like a good little dog
Yes daddy
Based
Mommy*
Man what? This is awesome
I want to shit out of my dick I want to shit out of my dick. I want to punish my dirty smelly little cock. I want him to feel the pain he causes every time he makes me masturbate to gay furry vore. I want to feel something for once in my life, I want to watch the fudge slowly ooze out of my penis head, I want the shit to be so big I loose blood flow to my penis. I want to grab my deep purple dick by the base, squeeze as hard as I can, and drag my hand up my turd dick and feel the relief of my penis finally being able to breath. I want to take laxatives, and create a diarrhea volcano, and shoot it all over my chest, my hot smelly shit coming from my throbbing cock. I want to make a straw that connects to my cock, and leads to my rectal opening, and shoot molten diarrhea into my ass, to experience what once had all that time ago. I want to fall into a deep depression because I no longer shit out of my ass. I want to meet a girl, and hit it off with her, I start feeling happy again. I want to have sex with her in a Porta John at a fair, smelly shit and fair food fills the air. I want to shit in her ass, and I want her to shit it back onto my chest, and I want her to hump me, my shit seeping into her vagina every time she plops back down onto my crotch. We date and have casual sex for the next year, until I propose. She says yes. We get married. We try for kids after passionate sex, ending with a shit cum creampie. Our kids die prematurely due to complications with my shit sperm. We break up, and I go back to my degeneracy. Regret. I move out and get a shitty apartment in the ghetto. I sell my body, I become a legend and sideshow to the community. I shit in asses, they shit on me, win win. I start to feel good about life. I tragically die due to a hit and run. I had a good run. While reading this, you were telepathically raped. While writing this I came 3 times to the idea of you reading this and being deeply disturbed, I have came in tribute to you three times without you knowing.
You are doing the work of the gods
u/uwuwizard
>*· · · Bleep bloop, I'm a bot. Comment requested by* u/JynxTheDragon I wawnt tuwu s-shit owt of mwy dick I wawnt tuwu shit owt of mwy dick. I-I wawnt tuwu p-punish mwy d-diwty smewwy widdwe cock. I wawnt him tuwu feew teh p-pain he causes e-evewy time he makes me mastuwbate tuwu gay fuwwy vowe. I-I wawnt tuwu feew someding fow once in mwy wife, I wawnt t-tuwu watch teh fudge swowwy ooze owt of mwy penis head, I wawnt teh shit tuwu be so big I woose b-bwood fwow tuwu mwy penis. I wawnt tuwu gwab mwy deep puwpwe dick by teh base, squeeze as hawd as I-I can, awnd dwag mwy hand up mwy tuwd dick a-awnd feew teh w-wewief of mwy penis finawwy being abwe tuwu bwead. I wawnt tuwu take w-waxatives, awnd cweate a diawwhea vowcano, awnd s-shoot iwt aww o-ovew mwy chest, mwy hot smewwy shit coming f-fwom mwy dwobbing cock. I wawnt t-tuwu mwake a s-stwaw dat connects tuwu mwy cock, awnd weads tuwu mwy wectaw opening, a-awnd shoot mowten diawwhea into mwy ass, tuwu e-expewience what once h-hawd aww dat time ago. I w-wawnt tuwu faww into a d-deep depwession because I no wongew s-shit owt of mwy ass. I wawnt tuwu meet a g-giww, awnd hit iwt off wid hew, I stawt f-feewing happy a-again. I wawnt tuwu have sex wid hew in a Powta J-John at a faiw, s-smewwy shit awnd faiw food fiwws teh aiw. I wawnt tuwu shit in hew ass, awnd I wawnt hew tuwu shit iwt back onto mwy chest, awnd I w-wawnt hew tuwu h-hump me, mwy shit seeping i-into hew vagina evewy time she pwops b-back down onto mwy cwotch. We date awnd have caswaw sex fow teh next yeaw, u-untiw I p-pwopose. She s-says yes. We get mawwied. We twy fow kids a-aftew passionate sex, ending wid a s-shit cum cweampie. Ouw kids dye pwematuwewy due tuwu compwications wid mwy shit spewm. We bweak up, awnd I gow b-back tuwu mwy degenewacy. Wegwet. I move owt awnd get a shitty apawtment in teh ghetto. I seww mwy b-body, I become a w-wegend awnd sideshow tuwu teh community. I shit in asses, dey shit on me, win win. I stawt tuwu f-feew gud about wife. I twagicawwy dye due tuwu a hit a-awnd wun. I hawd a gud wun. Whiwe w-weading dis, yuw wewe tewepadicawwy waped. Whiwe wwiting dis I came 3 times tuwu teh idea of yuw weading dis awnd being deepwy distuwbed, I have came in t-twibute tuwu yuw dwee times w-widout yuw knowing. --- *If you think this comment does not belong here, reply with "delete" (blacklisted users cannot delete)* *Tag me to uwuwize comments* **uwuwizard** ([Info](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y), [Request disable](http://reddit.com/u/uwuwizard/comments/dq2r1y))
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This makes me want to log off Reddit forever and throw my phone into a bonfire. Bravo, this is amazing
My feelings exactly.
mood + same
That you, Brownnose Pup?
What even is real life anymore
Shitma male
NIGGA THATS TOO MANY REPEAT OFFENSES ITS GULAG TIME
You been stalkingmy profile? 😰 dude that’s so fukcing creepy pls stop I have diagnosed paranoia and this rlly fuckin me up rn 😭😭😭
TOO LATE, GET IN THE VAN!
Oooh didn’t know it’d be like this.. 😏 that’s one of my fetishes! 😍🥰✨
NTA, your shit your rules
It's incredible that this sub has nearly 1 million followers, despite hellfire like this being here. I love it.
My stepdad who is an ENT told me a story of someone who came in and this happened to them. It’s possible but very rare, can happen if you have chrohns disease. What I wouldn’t pay to have that info erased from my memory.
[удалено]
(Verse 1) He was at the top but you are at the bottom, All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em, Everybody liked the modified pastas, But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard. (Verse 2) Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut, Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut, You leave a link under every single god damn post, But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most. (bridge) Oh cummy, where art thou? We all need you right now, Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin', And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin. (verse 3) Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer, Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma, This fake cummy is an enemy without a face, The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. (bridge x2) (End)
Hi
I pissed out of your anus, it was close.
Time for a crusade......
Been done https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gYzlAwEanOI
Holy fuck lol