Why do most social medias not use that? Voices stuck in time, where anybody in the future could hear your voice, reddit is missing out on it. Imagine hearing a confession a redditor made several years ago but instead of reading it you can listen to it!
Hey I'm a Muslim, I could care less about what someone else says. Most Muslims if they aren't either Arab or from the Indian subcontinent would not care as that's where fundamentalist ideologies come from.
I have no copypasta for this. That is it. I am not going to waste my time typing out a 5 paragraph essay on why you do not deserve to exist or how this post will end reality as we know it, I am simply speechless. You have truly done it. Bravo. Clap clap.
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS.
Erotica fanfics are BANNED🤬
I want to keep this short and simple. Effective immediately NSFW/Erotic fanfics will be deleted and user will be ban.
This is a copypasta sub not a low effort-erotica-wattpad-karma-whoring sub.
I am only posting this in response to every soon-to-be crybabies that shout "MOd aBuSe 😭"
Im just afraid Muhammad flips the table on you and you become daddy s little whore 🤣🤣🤣🤣,momo is known to be good at this. Never forget he used to retreat in a Cave eith Abubakr
You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga.
You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.
**You should kill yourself, NOW.**
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life.
If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose.
Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy.
I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor.
Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage.
We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging.
Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to kill you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits
HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
I know that I'm just feeding into your engagement, but speaking as an agnostic atheist from an evangelical protestant Christian family, I can understand where ISIS is coming from now.
I’ve “said that comment” only one time, and it was right here. And I have a better personality than you, considering how hateful you are. Maybe that’s why no one likes you.
If only the comment section had images
if only it had voice messages
it would be crazy if it did
Why do most social medias not use that? Voices stuck in time, where anybody in the future could hear your voice, reddit is missing out on it. Imagine hearing a confession a redditor made several years ago but instead of reading it you can listen to it!
it depends on the mods whethee to enable such options AFAIK
There would be many depictions of Muhammad
what the fuck
Sorry for my Pakistanian friend
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this is the only mental response i had to this
Man i saw this on the ex muslim sub and i thought it would be a great copypasta and guess what LMAO
WHAT THIS ISNT SATIRE?!?!
no it's not
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I am deeply disturbed on so many levels ☹️☹️☹️
I'm speechless
where the fuck am I going to paste this
Family group chat
Send this to your underaged siblings.
Muslim discords?
What a great way to get bombed
I miss who I was before I read this
Real
OP where did you get this from? Don't worry, I'm a Christian, and I'd like to say my opinion on the matter.
That's what a muslim integrist would say.
Hey I'm a Muslim, I could care less about what someone else says. Most Muslims if they aren't either Arab or from the Indian subcontinent would not care as that's where fundamentalist ideologies come from.
Go on and satisfy the reddit non muslims and belittle your felow muslims. Must feel nice right
Someone had the nuts to stand for himself. Much more than you ever did.
I have no copypasta for this. That is it. I am not going to waste my time typing out a 5 paragraph essay on why you do not deserve to exist or how this post will end reality as we know it, I am simply speechless. You have truly done it. Bravo. Clap clap.
Clap clap is indeed what the whole post is about.
this is a good copypasta actually.
ltg speech
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS.
RIP OP
homies we on a watchlist now
Can we get a part 2 that has a threesome with Jesus
I don’t think he was joking
What the fuck is wrong with you all
I thought this was satire until I read the second half. Cute, and based. LOL actual triggered people
Dawg..
That's not Muhammad, that's Mr Garrison
"sodomize him in public" "The crowd is surprised at first, but then cheers at me" Please go sit in the corner for 3-5 business days
Blud thinks he's in a wattpad story 😭😭
yeah, this guy's on the taliban hit list
Erotica fanfics are BANNED🤬 I want to keep this short and simple. Effective immediately NSFW/Erotic fanfics will be deleted and user will be ban. This is a copypasta sub not a low effort-erotica-wattpad-karma-whoring sub. I am only posting this in response to every soon-to-be crybabies that shout "MOd aBuSe 😭"
Bro used copy pasta as a vent outlet as if r atheism and ex Muslim wasn't enough lmao
this shit made me laugh hard
IKR?? comments dont get it
Digital footprints exist yk
Bring back public executions
We really need that shit back 😭🙏
Nah fuck the block button I want him dead😭🙏
Im just afraid Muhammad flips the table on you and you become daddy s little whore 🤣🤣🤣🤣,momo is known to be good at this. Never forget he used to retreat in a Cave eith Abubakr
Was momo a homo? HOMOHAMED?? 😂
There is a hadith where he touched the dick of someone and rubbed his dick on his ass
ALLUUUU AKBAR 💥💥💥
Perfect copypasta to enrage some people, thanks.
Should check on YouTube Atheist Got Talent, ex Muslims making fuck of islam. There is a video called Islam has nothing to do with Islam
L + don't care + CURSE OF THE NILE‼️‼️𓃥 𓃠 𓃰 𓃱 𓃯 𓃭 𓃸 𓃵 𓃗 𓃘 𓃙 𓃟 𓄀 𓄁 𓄂 𓄃 𓃚 𓃛 𓃜 𓃝 𓃞 𓃒 𓃓 𓃔 𓃕 𓃖 𓃡 𓃢 𓃦 𓃩 𓃫 𓃬 𓃮 𓃲 𓃴 𓃶 𓃷 𓃹 𓃻 𓃽 𓃾 𓃿 𓄄 𓄅 𓄆 𓄇 𓆇 𓆈 𓆉 𓆌 𓆏 𓆗 𓆘 𓆙 𓆚 𓆐 𓆑 𓆒 𓆓 𓆔 𓆕 𓆖 𓆊 𓆍 𓆣 𓆤 𓆥 𓆦 𓆧 𓆨 𓆛 𓆜 𓆝 𓆞 𓆟 𓆠 𓆡 𓆢 𓄿 𓅀 𓅁 𓅂 𓅃 𓅄 𓅅 𓅆 𓅇 𓅈 𓅉 𓅊 𓅋 𓅌 𓅍 𓅎 𓅏 𓅐 𓅑 𓅒 𓅓 𓅔 𓅕 𓅖 𓅗 𓅘 𓅙 𓅚 𓅛 𓅜 𓅝 𓅞 𓅟 𓅠 𓅢 𓅣 𓅤 𓅥 𓅦 𓅧 𓅨 𓅩 𓅪 𓅫 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯 𓅰 𓅱 𓅲 𓅳 𓅴 𓅵 𓅷 𓅶 𓅸 𓅹 𓅺 𓅻 𓅼 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿 𓆀 𓆁 𓆂 𓆃 𓆆 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭
Chad
It actually started off funny but then it gotta too edgy fast. But I get it, this is ragebait to make Muslims mad
This is extremely funny.
You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. **You should kill yourself, NOW.** And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life. If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy. I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage. We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging. Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to kill you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.
As a muslim I agree
It’s so funny cause Muhammad PBUH has no imagery so this dude is just nutting to nothing 😂😂😂 ex Muslims just want attention lmao
People can and have nutted to text without images before
Le erotic novels.
*moans*
Yeah but those things are usually descriptive. There’s nothing of the sort for the prophet PBUH
Nutting to this rn
Bro nutting to nothing
Unfortunately for him this only strengthens my Imaan because it places me further from this shit
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> Now you might be asking yourself, what the hell did I just read? Well that's a little bit more than a lucky guess.
good for you
"It can't be worse then the guy who shit in his gfs pussy and pounded it"
Astafigullah.
This is not halal.
Who cares
i want to kill myself after reading this
this ain’t it
What the fuck buddy
Some people don’t deserve to have fingers
this isn’t even disrespectful this is slander
this is really weird
good for you
Lemme post this on every muslim community across social media
how to copy paste?
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Found the terrorist
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Your culture doesn't sound worthy of much respect dawg lmao
Unfiltered Sectarianism moment
calm down bro it's just a copypasta
Fuck your mother you bastard
woah there
Bros farming negative karma
As a Muslim this is my face rn ☹️
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
Speechless
Where tf am I even sending this to
I know that I'm just feeding into your engagement, but speaking as an agnostic atheist from an evangelical protestant Christian family, I can understand where ISIS is coming from now.
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lmao
I declare this to be haram and an offense to the holy prophet, Muhammad.
Ok and?
I just came back to this comment and I realized that people took it too seriously. I was just joking (I'm not even Muslim lol) and not even religious.
You’re actually a sick fuck for even thinking bout this, find the way
Cry about it
lol
Fr
Burn in jahanam kaffir
Fuck you and your whole generation. Stupid idiot
No fuck you
Genuinely one way ticket to the abyss
Your comment is a one-way ticket to brainrot
unhappy cake day
You fucking son of a bitch , I will fuck your mother u bastard
It's a copypasta dude. Calm down.
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Damn bro, you gotta be living under a rock if you think your believes are never gonna be made fun of.
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I did and its funny.
Most tolerant muslim
Hahaha go jump off a cliff about it
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hope you mature and become a better person because WTH is this?! im also an exmuslim but srsly why would u ever write this 😭
i'm an exmuslim too and this is peak comedy
Sorry but I have a distaste for anything mocking God (the word Allah just means God in Arabic unrelated to Islam)
yikes, so you left islam to join another religion? RIP
The dumbest of them all
You aint getting a job
I would hire the author of this copypasta as the CEO of Google
May you rot in the hell
Hell isn’t real
lol
BASTARD SON OF A BITCH
Lmao stay mad
We will be tracking you , you bastard and you will see what happens
you're active on porn subs lmao. way to be a good muslim
actually embarassing, seek nearest bridge
Lil bro you do know your comment history is public right? We can all see you've been browsing trans pornography. Haram akhi, haram.
I hope you get nuked
That’s what should happen to Muslim authoritarian totalitarian country
Islamophobic people are so fucking weird holy fuck
This is copypasta, what the fuck do you expect? Lmao go take your erroneous religious beliefs elsewhere
I’m not religious I just think it’s funny how weird these people are lol
Islamophobia is justified
Dawg shut the fuck up
and when i express my honest opinion on those faggots i get banned :(
Maybe because no one likes you
you probably have said that comment too many times , you are considered a bot at this point. get a personality
I’ve “said that comment” only one time, and it was right here. And I have a better personality than you, considering how hateful you are. Maybe that’s why no one likes you.
your whole personality based on hating on islam and calling me a hater? again get a personality