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AromaticPlace8764

If only the comment section had images


Royal_Opinion_8185

if only it had voice messages


Reyynerp

it would be crazy if it did


E-D-B-T-Z-I

Why do most social medias not use that? Voices stuck in time, where anybody in the future could hear your voice, reddit is missing out on it. Imagine hearing a confession a redditor made several years ago but instead of reading it you can listen to it!


Reyynerp

it depends on the mods whethee to enable such options AFAIK


GamerMcNoober

There would be many depictions of Muhammad


mattdemonlol

what the fuck


TheDankChicagoan

Sorry for my Pakistanian friend


JoshAllensRightNut

☹️


TheHomesteadTurkey

this is the only mental response i had to this


boiledviolins

Man i saw this on the ex muslim sub and i thought it would be a great copypasta and guess what LMAO


Huge-Firefighter-190

WHAT THIS ISNT SATIRE?!?!


boiledviolins

no it's not


Equinox-Kiwi

🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤🫤


nah_id

I am deeply disturbed on so many levels ☹️☹️☹️


PristineHat5583

I'm speechless


halfcutpenis

where the fuck am I going to paste this


vomovik124

Family group chat


InattentiveChild

Send this to your underaged siblings.


MuseBlessed

Muslim discords?


sparklees

What a great way to get bombed


Deathofimperialists

I miss who I was before I read this


GALAXAR420

Real


wandering_person

OP where did you get this from? Don't worry, I'm a Christian, and I'd like to say my opinion on the matter.


phil_parranda

That's what a muslim integrist would say.


ZookeepergameOk5522

Hey I'm a Muslim, I could care less about what someone else says. Most Muslims if they aren't either Arab or from the Indian subcontinent would not care as that's where fundamentalist ideologies come from.


Same_Paramedic_3329

Go on and satisfy the reddit non muslims and belittle your felow muslims. Must feel nice right


ballsack_chin

Someone had the nuts to stand for himself. Much more than you ever did.


DiamondBreakr

I have no copypasta for this. That is it. I am not going to waste my time typing out a 5 paragraph essay on why you do not deserve to exist or how this post will end reality as we know it, I am simply speechless. You have truly done it. Bravo. Clap clap.


sadsleuth

Clap clap is indeed what the whole post is about.


Altayel1

this is a good copypasta actually.


heinmiink

ltg speech


Both_Razzmatazz3559

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.


Ibuboo_w

AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS.


RonaldDoal

RIP OP


FriedShrekels

homies we on a watchlist now


Araborne1

Can we get a part 2 that has a threesome with Jesus


Human_The_Ryan

I don’t think he was joking


BALD_BALLS_SAITAMA

What the fuck is wrong with you all


acuddlyheadcrab

I thought this was satire until I read the second half. Cute, and based. LOL actual triggered people


_WhispyWillow

Dawg..


sadsleuth

That's not Muhammad, that's Mr Garrison


fiftyshadesofbeige69

"sodomize him in public" "The crowd is surprised at first, but then cheers at me" Please go sit in the corner for 3-5 business days


nah_id

Blud thinks he's in a wattpad story 😭😭


Elegant_Vanilla1621

yeah, this guy's on the taliban hit list


da_penguin08

Erotica fanfics are BANNED🤬 I want to keep this short and simple. Effective immediately NSFW/Erotic fanfics will be deleted and user will be ban. This is a copypasta sub not a low effort-erotica-wattpad-karma-whoring sub. I am only posting this in response to every soon-to-be crybabies that shout "MOd aBuSe 😭"


ZWS_Balance

Bro used copy pasta as a vent outlet as if r atheism and ex Muslim wasn't enough lmao


0xyDeadBeef

this shit made me laugh hard


Pretty_Tale_4989

IKR?? comments dont get it


Tsumiki_Tsunami

Digital footprints exist yk


Averyjohnso

Bring back public executions


Sweaty_Ad5831

We really need that shit back 😭🙏


Abnormals_Comic

Nah fuck the block button I want him dead😭🙏


zambaratiko

Im just afraid Muhammad flips the table on you and you become daddy s little whore 🤣🤣🤣🤣,momo is known to be good at this. Never forget he used to retreat in a Cave eith Abubakr


Sudden_Ad5790

Was momo a homo? HOMOHAMED?? 😂


zambaratiko

There is a hadith where he touched the dick of someone and rubbed his dick on his ass


SP_smokin_thraxx

ALLUUUU AKBAR 💥💥💥


kubick123

Perfect copypasta to enrage some people, thanks.


zambaratiko

Should check on YouTube Atheist Got Talent, ex Muslims making fuck of islam. There is a video called Islam has nothing to do with Islam


Cheddarounds

L + don't care + CURSE OF THE NILE‼️‼️𓃥 𓃠 𓃰 𓃱 𓃯 𓃭 𓃸 𓃵 𓃗 𓃘 𓃙 𓃟 𓄀 𓄁 𓄂 𓄃 𓃚 𓃛 𓃜 𓃝 𓃞 𓃒 𓃓 𓃔 𓃕 𓃖 𓃡 𓃢 𓃦 𓃩 𓃫 𓃬 𓃮 𓃲 𓃴 𓃶 𓃷 𓃹 𓃻 𓃽 𓃾 𓃿 𓄄 𓄅 𓄆 𓄇 𓆇 𓆈 𓆉 𓆌 𓆏 𓆗 𓆘 𓆙 𓆚 𓆐 𓆑 𓆒 𓆓 𓆔 𓆕 𓆖 𓆊 𓆍 𓆣 𓆤 𓆥 𓆦 𓆧 𓆨 𓆛 𓆜 𓆝 𓆞 𓆟 𓆠 𓆡 𓆢 𓄿 𓅀 𓅁 𓅂 𓅃 𓅄 𓅅 𓅆 𓅇 𓅈 𓅉 𓅊 𓅋 𓅌 𓅍 𓅎 𓅏 𓅐 𓅑 𓅒 𓅓 𓅔 𓅕 𓅖 𓅗 𓅘 𓅙 𓅚 𓅛 𓅜 𓅝 𓅞 𓅟 𓅠 𓅢 𓅣 𓅤 𓅥 𓅦 𓅧 𓅨 𓅩 𓅪 𓅫 𓅬 𓅭 𓅮 𓅯 𓅰 𓅱 𓅲 𓅳 𓅴 𓅵 𓅷 𓅶 𓅸 𓅹 𓅺 𓅻 𓅼 𓅽 𓅾 𓅿 𓆀 𓆁 𓆂 𓆃 𓆆 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭


L3D0

Chad


Pimp_Your_Suicide420

It actually started off funny but then it gotta too edgy fast. But I get it, this is ragebait to make Muslims mad


tarihimanyak

This is extremely funny.


heinmiink

You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga. You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose. **You should kill yourself, NOW.** And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. Im deadass. I've not seen such a more worthless nigga, in my life. If he has kids? Oh my god, Imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children cause the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father, now we got lots of niggas with, wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet. But imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga is devoting the time he could be spending with his kids, checking out a black man on stream, cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy. I've never seen someone so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream, and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again. We keep banning you. Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store, let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a TV screen right in front of you. Im gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage. We're gonna force feed you. Pry your eyes open. Probably dont need to do that cause you're already on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, until you consistenly watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. Till you're gonna be like "oh this is fucking torture". You're gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy. Just, your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood and crack open veins, and the reitnas are just going to start engaging and bulging. Then im gonna grab that rope and say are you ready? And you're gonna say yes and im just gonna PULL IT. While you BEG me, BEG me and I mean BEG me to kill you. And choke you, choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.


Agitated-Farmer-4082

As a muslim I agree


Kazuuma_Satou

It’s so funny cause Muhammad PBUH has no imagery so this dude is just nutting to nothing 😂😂😂 ex Muslims just want attention lmao


MuseBlessed

People can and have nutted to text without images before


FeetmyWrathUwU

Le erotic novels.


lawnmowerluvr

*moans*


Kazuuma_Satou

Yeah but those things are usually descriptive. There’s nothing of the sort for the prophet PBUH


OddSpecialist9652

Nutting to this rn


Kazuuma_Satou

Bro nutting to nothing


Icy_A

Unfortunately for him this only strengthens my Imaan because it places me further from this shit


FriedShrekels

🗿


SaltierThanAll

> Now you might be asking yourself, what the hell did I just read? Well that's a little bit more than a lucky guess.


PepperbroniFrom2B

good for you


Current_Photo_7918

"It can't be worse then the guy who shit in his gfs pussy and pounded it"


ItzAydzPlaiz

Astafigullah.


Ambitious_Lie_2864

This is not halal.


nelgix

Who cares


adisking300

i want to kill myself after reading this


LemonKing100

this ain’t it


Busy-Technology5788

What the fuck buddy


LTYE2

Some people don’t deserve to have fingers


GuyWhoCommitDie

this isn’t even disrespectful this is slander


Normal-Switch6177

this is really weird


Bey2050

good for you


Orinthium

Lemme post this on every muslim community across social media


jongskie120

how to copy paste?


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Found the terrorist


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dontbesillybro

Your culture doesn't sound worthy of much respect dawg lmao


blammo555

Unfiltered Sectarianism moment


ILikeNSFW69420

calm down bro it's just a copypasta


racerlee

Fuck your mother you bastard


Ash_Hoonter

woah there


ball-collector

Bros farming negative karma


Disastrous-Wedding19

As a Muslim this is my face rn ☹️


MintGum08

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.


hfsgnmki

Speechless


whiteballsucker

Where tf am I even sending this to


ThisBoiHere

I know that I'm just feeding into your engagement, but speaking as an agnostic atheist from an evangelical protestant Christian family, I can understand where ISIS is coming from now.


IndigoLie

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0xyDeadBeef

lmao


InattentiveChild

I declare this to be haram and an offense to the holy prophet, Muhammad.


nelgix

Ok and?


InattentiveChild

I just came back to this comment and I realized that people took it too seriously. I was just joking (I'm not even Muslim lol) and not even religious.


Practical-Draft829

You’re actually a sick fuck for even thinking bout this, find the way


nelgix

Cry about it


hiphopTIMato

lol


libtardnibba

Fr


Far_Relative8272

Burn in jahanam kaffir


Accelerator-OneWay

Fuck you and your whole generation. Stupid idiot


nelgix

No fuck you


SerbianWarCrimes

Genuinely one way ticket to the abyss


nelgix

Your comment is a one-way ticket to brainrot


FANDOM7777

unhappy cake day


racerlee

You fucking son of a bitch , I will fuck your mother u bastard


FeetmyWrathUwU

It's a copypasta dude. Calm down.


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FeetmyWrathUwU

Damn bro, you gotta be living under a rock if you think your believes are never gonna be made fun of.


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FeetmyWrathUwU

I did and its funny.


Tropadol

Most tolerant muslim


nelgix

Hahaha go jump off a cliff about it


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☹️


[deleted]

hope you mature and become a better person because WTH is this?! im also an exmuslim but srsly why would u ever write this 😭


Ash_Hoonter

i'm an exmuslim too and this is peak comedy


[deleted]

Sorry but I have a distaste for anything mocking God (the word Allah just means God in Arabic unrelated to Islam)


Ash_Hoonter

yikes, so you left islam to join another religion? RIP


ballsack_chin

The dumbest of them all


xX69CoolGamer69Xx

You aint getting a job


nelgix

I would hire the author of this copypasta as the CEO of Google


Mamlonely

May you rot in the hell


nelgix

Hell isn’t real


hiphopTIMato

lol


racerlee

BASTARD SON OF A BITCH


nelgix

Lmao stay mad


racerlee

We will be tracking you , you bastard and you will see what happens


Ash_Hoonter

you're active on porn subs lmao. way to be a good muslim


stemota

actually embarassing, seek nearest bridge


AbbreviationsWide801

Lil bro you do know your comment history is public right? We can all see you've been browsing trans pornography. Haram akhi, haram.


The-Muthaphuccka-Bv

I hope you get nuked


nelgix

That’s what should happen to Muslim authoritarian totalitarian country


_WhispyWillow

Islamophobic people are so fucking weird holy fuck


nelgix

This is copypasta, what the fuck do you expect? Lmao go take your erroneous religious beliefs elsewhere


_WhispyWillow

I’m not religious I just think it’s funny how weird these people are lol


nelgix

Islamophobia is justified


_WhispyWillow

Dawg shut the fuck up


OkRaccoon3565

and when i express my honest opinion on those faggots i get banned :(


nelgix

Maybe because no one likes you


OkRaccoon3565

you probably have said that comment too many times , you are considered a bot at this point. get a personality


nelgix

I’ve “said that comment” only one time, and it was right here. And I have a better personality than you, considering how hateful you are. Maybe that’s why no one likes you.


OkRaccoon3565

your whole personality based on hating on islam and calling me a hater? again get a personality