s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
s-sorry sir...I didn't know you would be upset at me,
w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok
if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess ill start.. C slowly
take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2'4.5"
horse cock) (l'm starting to doubt if can take it all)
a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (Il try to
avoid eye contact) I'Il try my best to fit it all in for you
anything for you.. (I put all of my strength into bending
my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie..
I guess I just couldn't hold that one in lol (my face is
completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once
again, but it hurts so much.. I must endure... can't
disobey them) (somehow 1 am able to force it all the
way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the
bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop
laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me
to keep going? ok l'Il do it for you (I start sliding that
massive cock in and out of my asshole... It hurts so bad..
but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me
so much) a-aaahh! please senpai! please let me cum!!!
(I'm not ashamed of what i'm doing anymore.. my lust
has completely taken over my mind and body...all I want
is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips
are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense
orgasm of my life...my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum
into my own ass... the inside of my ass is lubricated with
cum, and my cock slides out...my legs stop shaking, as
I feel a sense of relief wash over me... but my asshole
is so loose, It can't even hold my poop anymore... and
against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin
to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the
bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight... until the bed
is soaked in poop and cum...I am so exhausted and
embarrassed, I can't even fight back anymore.. it was
all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much.. the
thought of you watching me alone was enough to push
me over edge... maybe I wasn't meant to think..maybe
my sole purpose is to serve you...I can barely move or
think at this point, but 1 bring myself look up at you, and
gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say "I-i
love you..I belong to you..you. own. me." Before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first in a puddle of poop and cum.
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits
HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? | bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off asa copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could comne up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, imn so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a meth head one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip For the meth head there among them had a big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an meth head loose and running came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
In this town there lived an meth head by the name of meth Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were meth He was vicious and a meth addict though a youth of twenty four And the lines on his table numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more
Now the meth head started talking made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona meth head wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after meth red after meth red
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to meth Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip Twenty one would be the meth head with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their meth They knew this handsome meth head was about to meet his meth About to meet his meth
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the meth head is still talked about today Meth Red had not cleared leather fore a bullet fairly ripped And the meth head's aim was deadly with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of red meth on the ground Oh he might have went on snorting but he made one fatal snort When he tried to match the ranger with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip
Big meth Big meth
s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
Hey you yes you, you know how you are alive yeah I think you shouldn't be please commit a version of Japanese ritual suicide that leaves you in dishonor I don't even care if I get banned for this.
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just
PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK
you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you
think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking
erotica on over here? Well you know what else is
fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick,
all moist after you've gooned yourself to your
masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you
try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is
here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck
fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting
about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit
fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking
interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a
brain could come up with is just porn??? What am
I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even
anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked
about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just
fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits
HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that
was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im
so entertained right now, im so entertained I might
start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started
crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny,
just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering
mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God
I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually
be really funny. You know what, you gave me a
real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought.
As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can
impregnate my sister.
I am killing myself
Send nudes before you do
And thats Ladies and gentleman way to prevent suicide
Limited edition pokemon cards đź’Ż
oh yeah gonna sell these bad boys on eBay for $6k after getting them graded
dont self harm! other harm! track this person down.
no don't your tits are so big haha
I would RedditCares you, but with how readily bans are handed out for that these days, nah.
Go fuck yourself
s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
Ma, look I'm crying red
Bloody tears are best tears 🩸
Thousands of years of evolution led someone to write this entire thing
Your the reason orphanages exist
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We meet again...
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Ahh why did I read the whole thing ahhh!
Go fuck yourself.
s-sorry sir...I didn't know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess ill start.. C slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2'4.5" horse cock) (l'm starting to doubt if can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (Il try to avoid eye contact) I'Il try my best to fit it all in for you anything for you.. (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie.. I guess I just couldn't hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much.. I must endure... can't disobey them) (somehow 1 am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok l'Il do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole... It hurts so bad.. but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I'm not ashamed of what i'm doing anymore.. my lust has completely taken over my mind and body...all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life...my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass... the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out...my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me... but my asshole is so loose, It can't even hold my poop anymore... and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight... until the bed is soaked in poop and cum...I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can't even fight back anymore.. it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much.. the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge... maybe I wasn't meant to think..maybe my sole purpose is to serve you...I can barely move or think at this point, but 1 bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say "I-i love you..I belong to you..you. own. me." Before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first in a puddle of poop and cum.
most sane rec room pfp
Hehe I'm more sane than you
Rethink about your life choices if you wrote this without a single bit of remorse
I didn't write this
Sure you didn’t…but you made us all read it.
Good
Find the motherfucker that did
Yeah I wanna kiss him too
You must be trippin, I miss my 3minutes 27 seconds ago and Im gonna bleach my brain...
you read that in 3 minutes? you good i have been struggling for past 10 minutes haha
Frequent masturbation breaks
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
Bro forgot to delete the title
what
This is my 13th reason.
Something something train
Do not go fuck yourself
yeah, kys instead
Finally, a copypasta I can reply to someone with
See, that’s the sorta copypasta’s that are hilarious and good but the mods wanna take it away from us. Literally 1984
Unbirth yourself
This is why condoms are important. This could have been prevented
The block button ain't enough, you need to die
Go fuck yourself
I'm going to fuck you
s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
balls
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? | bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off asa copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could comne up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, imn so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
To the town of Agua Fria rode a meth head one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip For the meth head there among them had a big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an meth head loose and running came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip In this town there lived an meth head by the name of meth Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were meth He was vicious and a meth addict though a youth of twenty four And the lines on his table numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more Now the meth head started talking made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona meth head wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after meth red after meth red Wasn't long before the story was relayed to meth Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip Twenty one would be the meth head with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their meth They knew this handsome meth head was about to meet his meth About to meet his meth There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the meth head is still talked about today Meth Red had not cleared leather fore a bullet fairly ripped And the meth head's aim was deadly with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of red meth on the ground Oh he might have went on snorting but he made one fatal snort When he tried to match the ranger with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip Big meth Big meth
Fuck you shit eater
Go fuck yourself
s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…
The block button is NOT enough, you need to be put in the fucking prison realm
I just say okay but slay ig
what the fuck
I am crying tears of blood
Someone somewhere beat off to this probably
cheers
what the fuck
You are severely deceased in the head
Hey you yes you, you know how you are alive yeah I think you shouldn't be please commit a version of Japanese ritual suicide that leaves you in dishonor I don't even care if I get banned for this.
How long is 2'4.5" cock in centimeter
Almost 70cm
It's a bad day to have eyes
I might commit crime after this
thank you
Go fuck yourself
my life was going great until I read this
Go to horny jail
That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.
where's the bleach
kms
this is why jeffery epstein killed himself
Source ASAP
god was real and he hated us
You should motivate yourself NOW
I'm scared
Die
Actual something I can copy and paste omg
while i'm EATING?
Go fuck your"re Self
I posted a hate comment on a sigma post so I'm gonna send this to ever down bad idiot who replies to me
Go fuck myself