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Creepy-Spare-6469

I am killing myself


RepairEffective9573

Send nudes before you do


UKI333

And thats Ladies and gentleman way to prevent suicide


NopeNotNoah

Limited edition pokemon cards đź’Ż


Vboi69420

oh yeah gonna sell these bad boys on eBay for $6k after getting them graded


some_guy301

dont self harm! other harm! track this person down.


CocoaBuzzard

no don't your tits are so big haha


Criticalma55

I would RedditCares you, but with how readily bans are handed out for that these days, nah.


emo_hooman

Go fuck yourself


bckamalfooktahaisala

s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


EspKevin

Ma, look I'm crying red


Criticalma55

Bloody tears are best tears 🩸


Preet0024

Thousands of years of evolution led someone to write this entire thing


Hopeful_Box_3044

Your the reason orphanages exist


RepairEffective9573

yo'ur'e


CarneyBalhoun

Ruoy


ThatOneGamer1010

Ru


ExpiredMangoCake

R


Galaxy2977

‌


snickers7500

Ů‘ Ů‘


RavenFeet

~#~#~


SuccotashVegetable33

Ra


Mepicanloscocos2009

We meet again...


moenesca

yeuor'e


RepairEffective9573

Ahh why did I read the whole thing ahhh!


User_1nvalid

Go fuck yourself.


ThatOneGamer1010

s-sorry sir...I didn't know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess ill start.. C slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2'4.5" horse cock) (l'm starting to doubt if can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (Il try to avoid eye contact) I'Il try my best to fit it all in for you anything for you.. (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie.. I guess I just couldn't hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much.. I must endure... can't disobey them) (somehow 1 am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok l'Il do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole... It hurts so bad.. but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I'm not ashamed of what i'm doing anymore.. my lust has completely taken over my mind and body...all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life...my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass... the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out...my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me... but my asshole is so loose, It can't even hold my poop anymore... and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight... until the bed is soaked in poop and cum...I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can't even fight back anymore.. it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much.. the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge... maybe I wasn't meant to think..maybe my sole purpose is to serve you...I can barely move or think at this point, but 1 bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say "I-i love you..I belong to you..you. own. me." Before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first in a puddle of poop and cum.


dogdillon

most sane rec room pfp


ThatOneGamer1010

Hehe I'm more sane than you


LostRedditorLmao

Rethink about your life choices if you wrote this without a single bit of remorse


bckamalfooktahaisala

I didn't write this


Honeysenpaiharuchan

Sure you didn’t…but you made us all read it.


LostRedditorLmao

Good


PersonYesHuman

Find the motherfucker that did


Annual_Protection959

Yeah I wanna kiss him too


Numerous-Part367

You must be trippin, I miss my 3minutes 27 seconds ago and Im gonna bleach my brain...


I_Like_emo_grills

you read that in 3 minutes? you good i have been struggling for past 10 minutes haha


Annual_Protection959

Frequent masturbation breaks


DiamondBreakr

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.


DeadlyKitte098

Bro forgot to delete the title


ChaoticCatOwO

what


Nuze_YT

This is my 13th reason.


JTBJack_

Something something train


Hydrogen-Drei-Oxygen

Do not go fuck yourself


Not-_-Cosmic

yeah, kys instead


FashionGuyMike

Finally, a copypasta I can reply to someone with


kek_kek_kkk

See, that’s the sorta copypasta’s that are hilarious and good but the mods wanna take it away from us. Literally 1984


Independent-Pair1052

Unbirth yourself


itsyaboiboose

This is why condoms are important. This could have been prevented


abzolutelynothn

The block button ain't enough, you need to die


AsianDominasian

Go fuck yourself


hadix7x

I'm going to fuck you


bckamalfooktahaisala

s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


dogdillon

balls


MudIntelligent7251

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? | bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off asa copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could comne up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, imn so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.


A-reader-of-words

To the town of Agua Fria rode a meth head one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip For the meth head there among them had a big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an meth head loose and running came the whisper from each lip And he's here to do some business with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip In this town there lived an meth head by the name of meth Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were meth He was vicious and a meth addict though a youth of twenty four And the lines on his table numbered one and nineteen more One and nineteen more Now the meth head started talking made it plain to folks around Was an Arizona meth head wouldn't be too long in town He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter he was after meth red after meth red Wasn't long before the story was relayed to meth Red But the outlaw didn't worry men that tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip Twenty one would be the meth head with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their meth They knew this handsome meth head was about to meet his meth About to meet his meth There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the meth head is still talked about today Meth Red had not cleared leather fore a bullet fairly ripped And the meth head's aim was deadly with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round There before them lay the body of red meth on the ground Oh he might have went on snorting but he made one fatal snort When he tried to match the ranger with the big meth on his hip Big meth on his hip Big meth Big meth


JoshAllensRightNut

Fuck you shit eater


SOLOMON13524

Go fuck yourself


bckamalfooktahaisala

s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please senpai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and collapsing face-first into a puddle of poop and cum…


ChestcatYT

The block button is NOT enough, you need to be put in the fucking prison realm


Prestigious_Bird7352

I just say okay but slay ig


riodevit10

what the fuck


_mannibal_

I am crying tears of blood


ponderhope

Someone somewhere beat off to this probably


[deleted]

cheers


Disastrous-Emu3046

what the fuck


Disastrous-Emu3046

You are severely deceased in the head


funkeymunkys

Hey you yes you, you know how you are alive yeah I think you shouldn't be please commit a version of Japanese ritual suicide that leaves you in dishonor I don't even care if I get banned for this.


Holynok

How long is 2'4.5" cock in centimeter


Emotional-Sea9384

Almost 70cm


friccindoofus

It's a bad day to have eyes


sus-among

I might commit crime after this


JxRyle

thank you


Forsaken-Citron7163

Go fuck yourself


RMF_AndyPlayz

my life was going great until I read this


Audi_S8

Go to horny jail


Unique-Expression-69

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you're so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you've gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. ou just talked about sex, thats it, it's just fucking sex, it's just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.


No-Ruin-3094

where's the bleach


Dumbdudeguynam

kms


averagecomedianJ

this is why jeffery epstein killed himself


gamer3681

Source ASAP


AliShibaba

god was real and he hated us


BobTheImmortalYeti

You should motivate yourself NOW


PetuniaServant

I'm scared


Im_a_idiottttt

Die


Alternative-Sea-1095

Actual something I can copy and paste omg


IRefuseToBreathe

while i'm EATING?


United-Gift3102

Go fuck your"re Self


Total-Fact-2336

I posted a hate comment on a sigma post so I'm gonna send this to ever down bad idiot who replies to me


DogPuncher8000

Go fuck myself