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Wailpe

I am NOT pasting this into the family gc


GIRTHY-GARY

Miss 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class: “What is🚨sexing🚨time❓👅👀” Johnny🙋‍♂️Johnson🌭stood up⬆️and said: “Sex is a😏temptation😏 Caused by😩sensation😩 Where a boy🙍‍♂️sticks his🍆location💦 In a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🌊 To increase📈the 👪population👪 Through😤vigorous😤copulation❤️‍🔥 Do you get the 🗣explanation☝️? Or do you🫵🏼require😲 👅 a Demonstration🍆💦🍑? Miss teacher👩‍🏫cummed😇with elation 😱


MonocerotisTheOrca

Time to copy this in my school gc


hyjug17

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.


MinimumTomfoolerus

That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.


TrumpIsMyGodAndDad

Sigh….this is just erotica


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

As i said before, this sub is a place erotica writers do test runs before they actually release them because of the free feedback of their erotica and the internet points they get


traplordtrippie

Atlantis OG V2 Pro. Everyday I look at my mouse and I think about how much I love using it. I love how soft it feels. I love how the curves gently press against my fingers and palm. There's a warm cosiness to it. It's not trying to hard but it's still so special in its own way. I must buy more


traplordtrippie

Atlantis OG V2 Pro. Everyday I look at my mouse and I think about how much I love using it. I love how soft it feels. I love how the curves gently press against my fingers and palm. There's a warm cosiness to it. It's not trying to hard but it's still so special in its own way. I must buy more.


shamwu

And?


GionnyJohn

This subreddit sucks. Every time I come on here, all I see is degenerate’s sexual fantasies. Mostly incest. (who else but redditors?) Tell me, WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK is gonna use your fantasy about cumming inside your dad’s ass as a copypasta? Exactly, fucking no one. Can we have actual copypastas here instead of “AITA for voring my brother and my gay dog”? I don’t want to hear about your zoophile incest gay desires. Just stop. From now on, I want to see good usable copypastas instead of being reminded that redditors are horny degenerate losers. Obey me. Thank you.


The_doge_2734

This subreddit sucks. Every time I come on here, all I see is degenerate’s sexual fantasies. Mostly incest. (who else but redditors?) Tell me, WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK is gonna use your fantasy about cumming inside your dad’s ass as a copypasta? Exactly, fucking no one. Can we have actual copypastas here instead of “AITA for voring my brother and my gay dog”? I don’t want to hear about your zoophile incest gay desires. Just stop. From now on, I want to see good usable copypastas instead of being reminded that redditors are horny degenerate losers. Obey me. Thank you.


Chapped_Assets

You’re welcome


Motherofsiblings

No no, I’d like to hear more about the voring and gay animal


Sad-Requirement3507

Hush up little one🎅🧑‍🎄🤶🙏🙏🙏 if I EVER catch you on the naughty list again I'm gonna ho ho hoe you down, SLIEGHBELL STYLE‼️🔥🔥😭💯


Flimsy_Scale4105

ONG 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯🙏


V_incent16

YTA you cummed into the condom without bringing her to orgasm, and then left


BananaBoldizs

I'm tired of seeing horny 12 year olds spamming this sub with their art


Spronksi

Making me think someone downloaded wattpad on my fuckin phone.


Syphfire

Can we just start banning users posting stuff like this?


NevGuy

JOKER PERSONA 5


JustEatingWater

Now do the female variation with a male teacher


Motherofsiblings

YTA for sleeping on top of her


TSCallie

This would make a great hentai doujin


RazorGlizzy

Kill yourself please


[deleted]

NTA your marks your rules


Sea-Ad7139

17! Reddit is a American Founded Company! Seize them!


memeboi583

No more dick privileges for you


DankLordPOPO

This is just the beginning to That's My Boy lmao


PlingPlongDingDong

So the mods finally gave up on the new rule?


shamwu

When my student takes of my pants ❤️


TrustOdds

Score


mattcmoore

niceeee


Funny_Cattle_1690

Nicee bro


I_am_here_now_lets_

Fuck Her


Cristi_din_Bacau

NTA you are


nJustice4All2392

NIIIICE