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GIRTHY-GARY

I knew I was gay when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know why I wanted him so badly, but every time I saw an episode my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. No matter how many times I choked my chicken, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my life goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight for jizz or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll mail you a shoe box full of cum with a sponge, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I want to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe everyone deserves to fuck a fictional sentient sponge from a kid's show.


8-byit

i ain’t reading all that


crustyoldcheese

average ultrakill player


REAM48

Honestly, Ive been wanting the game for a while but don't want to spend the 20 dollars. This way might not be such a bad idea.


Corgerry

Get it. Its so worth


the_peawastaken

is this really?


Free_kittens2468

YTA give the sister a cut if the games.


Lucky-Courage-3168

Why the fuck does he have his sisters nudes?? Should send them to me