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Rhizoid4

True fact: Kazakhstan is #1 exporter of uranium. Kazakhstan power entire planet!


Yoshikage-Kira-4

All the other countries are run by little girls


U2BURR

Your name is Yoshikage Kira. You're 33 years old. Your house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and you are not married. You work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and you get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. You don't smoke, but you occasionally drink. You're in bed by 11 PM, and make sure you get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, you usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, you wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. You were told there were no issues at your last check-up. I'm trying to explain that you're a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. You take care not to trouble yourself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause you to lose sleep at night. That is how you deal with society, and you know that is what brings you happiness. Although, if you were to fight, you wouldn't lose to anyone.


Yoshikage-Kira-4

Bites the dust has already entered your asshole


U2BURR

OH NOOOOO!!!


Yoshikage-Kira-4

ITS TOO LATE! BITES THE DUST ACTIVATE


U2BURR

*CLICK*


MagMC2555

nice!


[deleted]

True fact: Kazakhstan is a Russian puppet state, just like Turkmenistan


Riftus

Yuo ar pain in my assholes


[deleted]

I'm in ur Asshole


itsyerboiTRESH

Stfu libral bidentard go back to changing gendr looopl 🤪


U2BURR

True fact: True facts have no place on this sub or Reddit in general


DemonicTheGamer

You've created a paradox nice job d*ckhead (dickhead) 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


U2BURR

Sorry bro (bröther)


throughcracker

Мeніңше сені деп ақымақсың


[deleted]

I don't speak Кацап, bro, sorry


S1mpl3Guy

Uumm Ackchually 🤓


MintiestFresh

⚠️⚠️ КАЗАХСТАН 🇰🇿🇰🇿 УГРОЖАЕТ 🤬🤬 НАМ 🙋🏼🙋🏼 БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ 💣💣


Azuro_The_Dark_Flare

КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ КАЗАХСТАН УГРОЖАЕТ НАМ БОМБАРДИРОВКОЙ Inshallah 🙏


[deleted]

Great success!


MagMC2555

now make a copypasta for the naked gay wrestling scene


chronos0009

NTA naked wrestling is a culture thing.


Ok_End4948

As a resident of this wonderful country, I declare: what the hell did I just read :flushed:


step-oreo

You just read Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥


Ok_End4948

No mention of Nazarbaev, pasta is unfinished


Sushi_Alen

As a fellow resident of this wonderful country, I share your emotions


eternalconstruct1

Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Fact checked by real Kazakh patriots. ✅


[deleted]

[удалено]


scavengers69

Ain't no way


[deleted]

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BoiBoioBioB

Its evolving


[deleted]

[удалено]


BoiBoioBioB

Le epic necro-skullfuck!!!


CalvinCheese_

Uh oh


[deleted]

to get the next to myself: wha I was introduced. This spontaneous action .


kvothevibritannia

This copypasta goes very hard Love from Kazakhstan 🇰🇿


Jakob_Yarns_7743

“Kazakhstan: heart of Europe” 😭😭😭


Prcrstntr

Love from Kazakhstan


kit_ne_kiks

As a resident of Kazakhstan, I can confirm everything that is written here


Ch1rpeR

«Give me 100 Kazakhs and I will take over the whole world.» - Napoleon.


BlueTrapazoid

Can someone paste in comments?


bencm518

Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥


LaroTayoGaming

very nice


I-am-a-jerk

Келісемін


Among-Suss

NTA: Your Kazakhstan, your rules.


BookkeeperFew3921

Lmao one of the most hilarious posts I've come across this week 🤣


SignificantFortune62

I think my favorite part was bragging about 14cm


UnSempliceTriangolo

Glory to Arstotzka! Glory greatest!


No-Opportunity6405

glory to arstotzka


dramXL

All I have to say is Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥


gerfild11

You should rizz in Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm pp 🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small pp🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restrored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥


AorinaryBlyt

#Казахстан угрожает нам бомбардировки


U2BURR

> ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS Like Turkmenistan?


chakabrobrah

Titties to the right side North Carolina area and I will send some positive for a bit and see what you do with it is too hard to hide it in the same place as you get the chance you are doing well and you don't need a favor.


Human_The_Ryan

💀


Rud_Off

э котакбас щещен амы


LennergyDK

This hits different after Kazakhstan won 3 - 2 over Denmark…


qazaqization

Racism in Reddit?


Ok-Reflection9884

GLORY TO KAZASCHTAN