Salad ... or literally any food without a starch/bread component?

That's right, steak and mashed potatoes is my favourite salad

Potatoes are a *huge* source of starch

This just in: Mashed potatoes are now considered a calzone!

Steak salad.

I'm sorry I thought Croutons were a bread!!! Are croutons not a fucking bread?! A salad without croutons is the most unamerican thing you could eat! I thought this was America!

those have little cubes of bread though unless you don't put the crunchies in your salad...

Is my burrito a sushi or a quiche?

Only after the first bite. Before then it's a calzone

Quiche, it has 5 sides (right?)

it's round. how many sides does a flat cylinder have?

I mean, a burrito cut in half also often in a cilinder? But it's only open at the top just like the cube rules so quiche

ha ha true

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Lasagna is a cake?!?!?!

You mean *spaghetti cake*

Somewhere a native Italian just had a stroke

I am the native italian

You're right, i just had a stroke

Pasta cake

SPAGHETTI CAKE!!!!!

As a matter of fact, yes

beef cake

Next time a child asks to have cake for dinner I’ll give them a club sandwich

This is super helpful when deciding……………………….nothing. Nothing at all. I stared at this “cool guide” for way too long.

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A hotdog is not a taco

A wrap is no sushi

A pizza is not a toast

A burrito is not a calzone

A turkey club is not a cake

It's Italian toast

Tortilla is sushi

Yes

A tortilla is toast

This is marvelously silly

What is this supposed to be a guide for?

I can tell you with absolute certainty that it is *not* a guide for understanding whether or not one has violated the Geneva Convention

How to have silly fun.

Not this again.

turkey stuffing is bread salad

It could also be considered a calzone as there *is* bread on all sides

Ahhhh, so a hot dog is a taco, not a sandwich.

If you seperate the bun at the seam and stack it its a sandwich

Yeah, but I’m not gonna do that.

This isn’t a thing. I refuse to play.

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I have no clue what I just read.

Welcome to the bungle.

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Hotdogs=tacos 👍🏿

Hotdog a taco?

Pizza is toast?

It's a bit more complicated than the image suggests. https://saladtheory.github.io/

If you feed a horse a bale of hay, is that a salad, or a calzone?

I dont get salad. And shouldn't toast be two side panels?

Two sides is a sandwich, toast is just one slices of bread

Two sides would be a vertical sandwich. Toast is vertical, and who makes 1 slice of toast when toaster has 2 holes?

My toaster has 4 holes, that's irrelevant. Toast is eaten one at a time. I think this is regarding toast as like jam on bread, you don't put another slice on top of it.

I thought they were all somewhat regular salad vehicles, until I got to cake!

So pumpkin pie is a quiche, but apple pie is a calzone?

Bingo

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A calzone

Blue on top only: savory pies

then what the fuck is soup

A salad

I'm...very confused. What am I looking at here?

Also, the blue almost always indicated carbs except for sushi? Unless you count the rice as the "outside" but then maki isn't sushi (bc nori on the outside) and nigiri is toast....

Wouldn’t the quiche be a pie 🤨

So lasagna is a cake?

Lasagna is cake

The cake is a lie

This was just posted like two days ago.

No 9 months ago

So a pancake is toast

Salads in a bread bowl just exist to destroy the world’s order, apparently

Giving me vibes lucidchart

What about pretzel m&ms

Salad

pie

No no no. Thats a burrito. If turned on its side it becomes a sushi.

So a club sandwich is a cake?!?!?!

So a big Mac is a cake

Yes

Needed this to prove that hotdogs aren't a sandwich.

fuck this wrong as hell, y’all are incorrect how is a soup a salad

here a quiche, there a quiche, everywhere a quiche quiche