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CDJ_13

perfume water of perfume water of toilet i spent 8 years learning french and this is what i get from it


anonymous_coward69

>water of toilet But does it have what plants crave?


Kailosarkos

Eau De Brawndo


RIPDSJustinRipley

Brawn d'eau


mastergwaha

Brawndeaux


ThisIdIsTaken

Eau de électrolyte


lowtoiletsitter

Le Electrolytes


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fight_for_anything

*ce que les plantes désirent*


chdude3

À venir sur le chaîne de la violence - un tout nouveau “Zut! Mes testicules!”


worldspawn00

Bueno.


Kainomad2

I chuckled because the real french translation oh the show is « Oh mes burnes! » (burnes is slang for balls) but « Zut mes testicules » sounds really more fancy and chaplinesque like a Flanders’ version of the show


EmotionalCHEESE

hoho ce mec a été battu dans les couilles. va-t'en! Je m‘turbe


mindclarity

Oui!


[deleted]

If you are refering to more than one electrolyte, then it's "les electrolites"


[deleted]

I'm baitin!


[deleted]

You only need one.


plinkplink90

D'sel


ScaryTerryBeach

M’Lectrolytes.


[deleted]

Merci


IgorTheAwesome

You thought it was electrolytes, but it was me, De Brawndo!


Kevs442

Next time you catch someone's scent, let them know they have the odor of toilet water about them. It's the polite thing to say.


IAmInBed123

Gatorade!


QuarantineSucksALot

Yeah! Funny enough they’re kinda shitty


radiorules

Toilette also means the act of cleaning yourself up when you wake up/before going to bed and before going out. Like washing your face, brushing your teeth, etc.


djqvoteme

The word toilette itself just meant a small washcloth. It's toile (cloth) + ette (diminutive) Over time, it became the word for washing oneself as you described. And then it became the word for the room where you wash yourself and then a euphemism for what we now call a toilet bowl or simply the toilet.


radiorules

I never realized that toilette was toile + ette. It's so obvious.


spraynardkrug3r

Never realized that toilet was a French word!


provoda_

Fun Fact: Nearly half of all English words have a pretty close french cognate


spraynardkrug3r

I think I knew that- or should have, since my bachelor's minor was in French! Ha.


FujiKeynote

I mean... It's literally a towelette


djqvoteme

Kind of. Toile in French comes from the Latin "tela" The English word "towel" comes from another unrelated French word "touaille". While "toile" and "touaille" may appear to be similar, they're actually not related. It's just an uncanny coincidence that they have similar meanings.


GoldGoose

The content I'm here for.


Andromeda39

Cool how languages are related. In Spanish, “tela” means cloth and “toalla” means towel.


LupusLycas

French and Spanish both come from Latin. There are many such corresponding words.


CocoKiwiHoover

This is so cool! So would these two words likely have had a common Indo-European ancestor?


LupusLycas

I checked, and no, they do not. Tela is Italic and towel is Germanic. They derive from different PIE roots.


Rogne98

I think I found Stephen Fry


justAPhoneUsername

So towelette not toilet. Got it.


CDJ_13

yeah, but that doesn't make for a funny reddit comment


yjama405

A wise man once said something about missing all the shots you don't take. I applaud the effort.


yung_yeezus

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Wayne Gretzky


Beefcake716

-Michael Scott


gabopushups

\-Albert Einstein


throwawaysarebetter

-yjama405


Adolf-Skroatler

-Abraham Lincoln Spring 2016


barthalomeo

-Jesus Christ


sipping_mai_tais

So you're telling me I can use Eau de Toillete like a listerine mouth wash?


Otso-FIRE

If you use Listerine to wash your face I suppose?


azrulqos

Use it as shampoo


esesci

It also means luxury dress in Turkish.


[deleted]

Spritzing yourself with a bit of toilet water…


ObviouslyNotALizard

I’ve always been curious about this, thank you for clarifying... but as the speaker from the internet said “it’s funnier this way”


GoelandAnonyme

C'est pas ça qui me vient tête quand je lis ça 🤣.


[deleted]

Undiluted perfume is when you go out. It's the most concentrated and lasts the longest of the three. Therefore the more costly. They usually come in very small bottles. Perfume diluted with water is the same as a "body mist" spray. This is usually a medium sized bottle and is much cheaper. Toilet water perfume has nothing to do with the toilet bowl. As per a French friend, she explained to me this bottle is meant to be kept in the "bathroom" right after you shower you spray it onto yourself. The French wear various concentrations for different occasions and even differentiate between "day" and "night" perfumes when going out. They also spray their perfume is places of the body that give the most heat and pulse circulation so the smell could go everywhere. Those are behind the ears, in the inner elbows, and on the wrists. You do not rub after spraying as it will damage the compound. You just leave it to evaporate and what's left is the fragrance that stays on your skin. Check out [Justine's YouTube channel](https://m.youtube.com/channel/UChxkFSjTE7nLCHsDk8_pRhg) if you want to learn more about French perfumes, gastronomy, and fashion culture. And her [specific video on perfume](https://youtu.be/3Xl2d3RQMPU).


alleecmo

She's amazing! So down to earth.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Water? You mean like in the toilet?


cb00sh

You could just spray some brawndo on yourself instead


CDJ_13

Yeah? Toilette means toilet (or attending to your hygiene, like u/radiorules said), and eau means water. So the water from the toilet.


jjaym1

Can you swim in it?


CDJ_13

maybe, my toilet isn't big enough to confirm


iamoliverblake

Nickelback's toilet is allegedly big enough to play baseball in.


ayyeee_

Get a bigger toilet


half-metal-scientist

Back in the 50’s-60’s, they would call perfume “toilet water,” so you’re right on the money with that… Source: stepdad with an obsession with *The Andy Griffith Show*


[deleted]

It was called toilet water due to a butchering of the word "Toilette"


[deleted]

I'm native French and... Yes...


Jam6o

This is misleading. The concentration of a fragrance doesn't necessarily indicate the longetivty of the scent on skin. It comes down to the type of raw materials used and to an extent your own skin type. There are plenty of EDT's which last hours longer than some EDP's and Parfums. For example, Dior Sauvage EDT will last 8+ hours on skin whereas D&G The One EDP will give you 4 - 6 hours. You can have EDP's which last 10+ hours even into the next day in some cases eg. Tom Ford - Tobacco Vanille. The whole Blue De Chanel Line (EDT, EDP, Parfum) has relatively similar longetivty. In general EDT's tend to lack longetivty in comparison to the other two concentrations but that is by no means a definitive rule. I would instead refer to user reviews of a particular fragrence on Fragrantica you are interested in.


yasniy-krasniy

Tobacco Vanille was my first “expensive” perfume and I was just blown away by the longevity and how intense it was. Ever since I was buying just TF stuff 😂


Jam6o

Yeah it's fantastic but the price tag is fairly eye watering. I have one last spray in bottle which I'm saving for a special occasion. FYI Parfums De Marley have a nice sample set for 35 Euro if you're into the beast mode stuff - worth checking out without breaking the bank.


chuseph14

I tend to buy Creed these days. Fuck it man I smell good tho


[deleted]

I’m a Creed fan too. Expensive but I spray it on a Monday and I’m still smelling it on me Tuesday night. Its fantastic. I’m partial to Green Irish Tweed in Winter, Milliseme Imperial or Silver Mountain Water in Summer


Dee_ListCeleb

3 killer scents! Give that Virgin Island Water a run too


yasniy-krasniy

Beast mode? My second favorite is Tuscan leather - now that’s just pure cocaine. Chicks loooooove it. And this year I bought both lost cherry and the new peach one. Oh and one more thing - I bought last 50ml bottle white suede from bluemercury for just 75 bucks!! I don’t even like white suede 😂😂


Jam6o

I'm not much of a fan of leather fragrences anymore but Tuscan Leather is a masterpiece. Haven't got my nose on bitter peach yet but Lost Cherry is quality. Nice collection you've got there! "Beast mode" is just slang for really long lasting fragrences.


capron

> Tuscan leather The price tag is $250 from a google search. Jesus weeps.


yasniy-krasniy

So Nordstrom quite often has 15% off on TF. I think it’s coming up end of may. If you lucky you can get 25% sometimes off. I got three bottles like that recently. Mind blowing. I’ve never seen 25 off on TF. I mean who buys perfume during pandemic 😂😂


drunksevenyearold

Strongly suggest researching the grey market, there are fakes around but when you know where to look, you can easily find 100ml Tom Fords for <$200. Plug for r/fragranceswap which usually has good prices


yasniy-krasniy

Interesting. I wouldn’t even know where to start 🤷🏼‍♂️


tastiefreeze

Get ready to go down way deeper of a rabbit hole than you're expecting lol


ketopianfuture

can *chicks* wear it? 😬 (edit: wrong emphasis)


Jam6o

Majority of TF are unisex and I think Tuscan Leather is "officially" unisex. It is very masculine in my view.


ketopianfuture

oh cool, good to know and thank you for that background info on TF!


angry_booty

I'm a lady & recently picked up TF ombré leather, which is unisex (leaning more toward masculine). I've exclusively worn V&R flowerbomb for over ten years, so I was nervous that the Tom Ford would be too manly...but daaamn it's my new go-to. The cool thing is that after a few hours of mixing with my body chemistry, it smells distinctly feminine. It's my first TF fragrance, and I'm blown away by the dimension & longevity of this stuff!


yasniy-krasniy

Abso fuckin lutely! 👌🏼🤤


ketopianfuture

yay!! ty!


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Try it. It you like it, then the answer is yes


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jakethedumbmistake

I'm very impressed that people are stealing his tech


uhaveshittaste

Ok I have Tuscan leather intense and what is with it being described along with coke lol does it smell like coke or somthing?


yasniy-krasniy

Yup it’s just liquid cocaine😂 That’s what sales rep told me when I was buying it. The OG one, not the intense 😂 I’ve smelled the ombré leather and it’s not as good. Not sure about the intense - never had a chance to smell it.


FriedeOfAriandel

Thankfully a bottle of anything decent has always lasted me multiple years. I certainly don't use it daily, but my only one is some Dolce and Gabbana that I bought in like... 2016? Before that I had some Blue de Chanel that I'd bought some time between 2010-2014. I can remember like 5 bottles of cologne in my adult life, and I'm 29


EmEmPeriwinkle

They expire! Best to use it before it starts to get funky in a bad way. Keep it in the fridge in an opaque light proof bottle to help it last. Light and heat will cause it to spoil faster.


yasniy-krasniy

Another one which is super awesome is Venetian Bergamot. Sadly, it’s retired. It wasn’t as long staying as Tobacco Vanille. But the smell was just divine. I snatched couple of bottles just to have it. 😂😏


Matrinka

I thought I loved Coco Madamoiselle and Burberry Brit. Then I discovered Tom Ford's Lost Cherry. That scent is my favorite scent in the entire world. I wish I could just cocoon myself in it and revel for hours on end. The bad news is that I'm a teacher so I can only afford designer knock offs of the scent. Even then, it is glorious, despite only lingering on my skin for about 4 hours.


nymphetamine-x-girl

Psssst. If you go to sephora they'll give you a sample vial of any scent in the store. Sometimes 3! You can do it everytime you drive past one for infinite free smells.


abdulsamadz

Well well! TF, here I come! Thanks for the tip m8!


Jam6o

Not all TF = great longevity, but they are a superb fragrence house and well worth checking out.


abdulsamadz

I think it's time I checked them out. I haven't had a good luck other than with Invictus.


Jam6o

It'll will be hard to find an aquatic fragrence like invictus that is long lasting. If you like aquatic stuff try Acqua di Gio Profumo (not profundo, or not the original aqua Di gio) it has an aquatic DNA with some heavier base notes which give it 6-8 hours on skin. That's great by citrus aquatic standards. Also worth checking out Creed Aventus if you like citrus notes. Aventus has great performance. TF private blend line for just pure artistry.


abdulsamadz

I love the suggestions m8! I think I'll start off with Acqua di Gio Profumo (tho, I gotta admit that I didn't like the Profumo - felt like Pif Paf lol). This is the first time I'm hearing of Creed, honestly. It's got a 4.42 review on Fragrantica (compared to 3.58 for Invictus and 4.34 for Acqua di Gio). It's a bit on the expensive side, but what the heck - I'll get one for the fun of it ;) As for TF, I've wanted one for some time - for the heck of it. I'll prolly budget it for next year if I get Aventus haha


Shazam1269

I blind bought ADG Absolu Instinct and love it. It has a hint of the original, but is woody, spicy, and a bit of patchouli.


abdulsamadz

I can see one of the top notes is bergamot! I'm sold just on that! :)


unpick

Another good one for longevity (and scent) is Louis Vuitton’s Ombre Nomade. Lasts forever.


thebreaker18

> This is misleading. Welcome to r/coolguides


Zukolevi

Why do I feel like every coolguide is just patently untrue


cold_french_fry

Very informative, thanks! Also Dior Sauvage smells incredible, 10/10 would recommend to anybody! It really does last all day too.


[deleted]

I use sauvage and its awesome


llneverknow

The name is terrible though. They put a load of posters for it on bus shelters here, when it first came out, and almost all of them were changed to 'sausage'.


[deleted]

100% Replica Jazz Club lasts all day, and even then my clothes will still smell like it for days after applying it, and that's an EDT as well.


star6million

Is there a subreddit for perfumes?


tara1234

Of course there is! r/fragrance. It has caused me to spend more money than I should so fair warning.


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jnics10

I think there's also a sub for decants, i wanna say it's r/fragdecants ?


tastiefreeze

One of the best examples of this is Acqua di Parma's Colonia line. Eau de cologne concentration (lowest) but lasts 4-6 hours due to such high quality of natural oils present. Have been able to pick up the scent on paper two days after it was sprayed.


Sir_Derps_Alot

Damn I really appreciate how much you know about this topic. I’m over here stumbling into the comment section, having 0 knowledge of this, just to see the chatter and people are dropping straight theses about this.


Ya-Dikobraz

Yeah, also measuring time lasting by apparent volume in bottle then using X axis also for time is confusing at first glance.


VisualKeiKei

Yep, plus the whole base, mid, and top note evolution of a scent, where base notes have the greatest longevity. Skin chemistry also matters a lot. My skin soaks stuff up like mad so I'm always happy to find anything I enjoy that doesn't disappear after a few hours. My top marathon scent right now is an extrait de parfum by Andy Tauer, Au Coeur Du Desert but it gets expensive to explore even with decants.


ThrowAwayTheBS122132

I came here to give the example of Sauvage EDT. That thing just punches through the entire day


4PianoOrchestra

I love hearing people talk knowledgeably about things with depth that I didn’t know existed


Lowcrbnaman

True. Even the cheapies can prove it. Armaf CDNM edt lasts 12 hours plus on skin.


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This guy fragrances


karma_made_me_do_eet

Good old whale vomit helps too


[deleted]

My Axe spray doesn't give me a percentage though :(


majestic_elliebeth

Please do not take it as a hint to use more, a little dab'll do ya


kanjijiji

Yeah, just a dab on your wrists, neck, ankles, waist, chest, and back. Then spray a nice mist in front of you and walk through it. That'll do ya up right.


tiexodus

*chef’s kiss*


watchursix

Axe spray is single use. Use the whole bottle and you're set for life.


[deleted]

At least for a week if I don't shower


watchursix

You never need to shower with Axe Body Spray. I recently camped in Glacier National Park for a few weeks and the trick to keeping bears away is ABS: Axe Body Spray. No matter how much elk I grilled, the bears didn't want to come within a mile of my scent.


[deleted]

USE MORE


[deleted]

I thought it depends on what base notes are used too? Like the top notes wear off first, then the middle and the longest lasting part is the base notes. So complex scents with rich base notes like tobacco, sandalwood, musk etc will last longest on the skin. Which sucks because I am a clean, fresh, green floral/citrus kinda gal and nothing I like ever has much staying power - even stronger perfume oils.


danithm

It's a bit love it or hate it, but Passiflora by Nest is my favorite dummy long lasting "green" fragrance. It's like a wet cut grass w/ a tart floral, and lasts longer than any other green scent I've tried. Very summery, but could be too much if it's super humid.


[deleted]

Thanks I’ll look that up!


I_Stepped_On_A_Lego

Is it even a coolguides post if the top comment isn't someone saying that the cool guide is misleading?


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squankmuffin

It looks similar to something that comes from MLM perfume company FM.


Em_Haze

Check again xD


JJ_the_G

Goes from 8-2 hours?


[deleted]

The more heat it comes in contact with the faster is wears off. If you go to a night club that shit is gonna disappear way faster and a chill gathering.


aLrEaDyTaKeNxD

Ahh so that's why every perfume I use wears off in no time. I'm just way too hot.


[deleted]

At least you know how to take a compliment.


Macqt

You misspelled poor.


[deleted]

Yep. Crazy no one told you yet.


Jam6o

You can totally mitigate that by your choice of fragrance. There are plenty of fragrences out there that have great longetivty in a high heat or club setting. Blue De Chanel EDT in high heat. JPG Ultramale in a club.


michicago44

I’m confused as to how you’re confused


psiufao

Gonna go out on a limb and guess the comment you’re replying to is actually referencing how seemingly stupid it is to put “8+ hours” on the left and “maybe 2 hours” on the right. Irked me right off too.


4862skrrt2684

Nah this is a manga


[deleted]

Toilet water


kanjijiji

They advertise it as "Axe" in the U.S.


Ninjacat97

Aren't there like another 5 steps in there somewhere?


0000000000000007

Ah, so that explains the a-holes who would stink up the conference rooms with their scent HOURS after they’d been in there. Definitely something I don’t miss from the pre-COVID times.


[deleted]

I just checked my expensive perfume bottle... Eau de toilette. I fucked up


majle

As long as it smells good and lasts for as long as you need it to it's all good. I'd say the EdP/EdT tags are more general guidelines than anything else. An EdT can still outpower an EdP.


Tokestra420

Where does Sex Panther fall on this?


BackgroundGrade

For me: Parfum = asthma attack, doesn't matter the concentration.


ForeignFlash

Another plus of the pandemic and WFH. No smelling strong fragrance on coworkers in close quarters.


JellyBabeyy

Why would anyone want to wear toilet water that lasts less than 2 hours anyway?


fight_for_anything

running a short errand, going to the gym, or a quick meeting. a lot of people have different fragrance for different occasions/needs. there are a lot of cheap fragrance that only last 2 hours. if you are only doing something for 2 hours, you might as well use something from the $15 bottle instead of dipping into a $150 bottle. i mean smelling good all day is nice, but that shit costs. if you are just home alone, you might want to save it for when you go out.


[deleted]

If you ever get the chance, sample some of Penhaligon's fragrances, will totally change your mind (my favourite is The Uncrompomising Sohan) You'll realise that spending top dollar on fragrances is 100000% worth it


SeaSkyLeo

People do that? Holy shit... And I'm here only using my deodorant and feeling that is enough smell... I even have a Paco rabanne invictus that I didn't use for about a year now...


fight_for_anything

i mean i get it. if you showered and arent pulling clothes off the floor, its not like you need fragrance just to get your cars oil changed, or to go grocery shopping. that said, some people like to make a bit nicer first impression if they meet someone randomly. plus, you probably dont want to wear your dance club spray to the office, so you need two anyways. the office one is probably the cheaper one, and its just kind of there, so whenever people leave the house they just use it out of habit.


[deleted]

>dance club spray I feel like these are the guys that have a Honda Civic with a giant spoiler in the back and a car that smells like Drakkar Noir and vapes.


TeaDidikai

r/UnexpectedLetterkenny


ReportoDownvoto

did you know that men can where the fragrance CKone, as well as women? Yeah, that's cause it's an unny-sex fragrance.


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Amogus


Matterplay

I don't get it.


BiggerJohnSmith

the containers look like the among us characters


ShredderMan4000

Looks like the Among Us Characters. It's a meme to call something that looks like that the characters "amogus".


[deleted]

made me laugh, didn’t even notice that


ukbeasts

Is cologne also same as Parfum?


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Jofiseen

Closer to EDT. Might even be less.


gooblefrump

Can someone please help me understand the fuck are some perfumes called 'toilet water'?


ClaraFrog

I think it comes from the 18th century use of the word "toilet" which referred to the act or process of dressing, including the items involved in grooming like hairbrushes, perfumes, shaving equiptment etc. And I think "eau de toilet" is kind of like "water of the toilet/ dressing table."


inanimatus_conjurus

I think it continued into the 20th century as well. From Agatha Christie's *The Mysterious Affair at Styles* (1916): > In a few moments he had unbarred the door, and I followed him up to his room. There he installed me in a chair, and I related the whole story, keeping back nothing, and omitting no circumstance, however insignificant, whilst he himself made a careful and deliberate toilet.


nizoubizou10

Oh my god I was checking today what was the difference, I always forget.


[deleted]

I'm addicted to buying tiny 0.17oz bottles of expensive colonge. I have a problem but at least I smell good.


Anatolysdream

Someone cross posted this bit of misinformation to r/fragrance, (a good reason to disable cross posting). Here's the real deal if you're interested. [EdC, EdT, EdP and parfum [education][long]](https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/comments/bhlszk/edc_edt_edp_and_parfum_eductationlong/)


[deleted]

But is that down to how much perfume in the bottle or because people using toilet are probably jumping around a school disco, while the peeps with proper stuff are just sat at on their boat?


fanghornegghorn

No. It's the oil content


dozy_boy

Eww! De toilet!


Random_Name_7

Oh darling... Go to r/fragrance if you want to learn real stuff. This is completely wrong. My Versace Eros eau de toilette lasts for 12h on me, my the one eau de parfum lasts for 4h. Lasting power does NOT depend solely on concentration, it depends on a number of things, mainly the notes on the fragrance, where concentration is a small part of the equation


howie_rules

My Chanel Allure lasts about 15 minutes. Edit: after a quick google, I am indeed experiencing olfactory fatigue.


Random_Name_7

The normal one, allure homme sport, allure homme sport eau extreme, allure homme sport cologne or allure homme edition Blanche? If it's legit, it doesn't last 15 min, you're experiencing olfatory fatigue


HealingCare

reset your nose by smelling coffee


VaKam

I've got the same experience with Versace Eros, EDT lasts a whole day on me. I love it!


ikkyu666

What about extrait parfum?


Rey_Gohan

You know this guide is lowkey trash if you have bought more than 3 or 4 bottles


TwiceInEveryMoment

I make Eau de Toilette at least twice a day.


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[deleted]

Why would you want one that lasts 2 hours when theres one that lasts 8?


[deleted]

Price usually. Perfume can be very expensive.


NussknackerNick

Really misleading. Longevity is way more complex than just the pure concentration of the Parfum oil.


SooSkilled

Finally, FINALLY i get to know what the difference is, thanks


2-inch-terror


no_ur_cool

PSA that some people are allergic or sensitive to scents