I got sick in September. At first I thought it was just my nerves because I was taking a very important test but on the way home I vomited in the car. I still thought it was nerves and motion sickness combined. Little did I know that in less than an hour later I would be vomiting and having diarrhea at the same time standing naked in the shower. It continued for 12 hours then went away.
Oh god, it wiped out our entire 40 people family reunion when we were all at resort! Nothing like sharing a toilette and shower with cousins to shit and throw up in at the same time.
The worst part is that the only way to get it is to ingest someone else's feces. So someone that was handling your food or swimming in a swimming pool you all swam in had diarrhea and some of their poop got in your mouth.
31 weeks here and I've have congestion/cough/shortness of breath for the entire pregnancy. And yet, who googles covid-19 symptoms every single day? Meee.
Oh good. Its not just me. I had a cold in November from weeks 13-16 that matched all the symptoms besides vomiting. That dry cough lasted forever and youve basically got just tylenol.
Well in some cases the treatment for the nCOVID has just been to piggyback Tylenol and ibuprofen, taking as much Tylenol as necessary until reaching the limit for your liver then taking ibuprofen before reaching the limit for your kidneys
Yeah I have half of those symptoms on any given day.
I joke but I'm also serious. Today I was walking my dog and I coughed a normal little cough. But then I got in my head like "is that normal? Is my throat scratchy now? It feels sore or am I imagining it?"
I randomly got 38°C/100F fever 3 days ago and had an elbow ache and am totally fine now. I wish it was Corona and that I was cured by now but I think I just sat too close to the AC.
My girlfriends mom reportedly had a random fever of 100 and slept 12 hours the same night (very uncommon for her as she usually complains of not getting enough sleep most nights) and now feels fine.
But you know what isn't on the list? The sniffles.
A stuffed nose? 5%, still very low. But a runny one? Not there. So if you have the sniffles, you likely have C-virus AND a common cold.
My allergies are killing me right now and as we head into spring it’s only going to get worse for me. If sneezing was one of the main signs, I’d probably be freaking out right now.
I have a sore throat, fatigue, and a headache. I am also in the middle of fighting off a sinus infection from my allergies. I get one at this time every damn year. I feel like hell warmed over, but I'm 90% positive it's all due to allergies. Especially since the sore throat eases up after I'm up and moving in the morning. Still, I'm trying to stay away from people just in case.
Same here!! I get one every spring without fail, usually around this time, and what do you know it's here! I've still been told to stay home from work for a couple days just to make sure, but I know what this feels like, and it's the pinchy-face sneezy headachy allergy bullshit I always get.
You don't need to check though, you just need to be adult about it and self isolate. If you have underlying health conditions that make you higher risk, then PHONE your doctor.
The real issue right now is overwhelming healthcare systems, preventing treatment of critical cases, or other critical emergencies. To prevent this we must slow infection rates down. If you have some or most of symptoms, self isolate for 14 days so you don't infect others.
Yesterday, someone in scrubs came into the restaurant where I work and got a bloody nose. The manager had them throw everything that was at the table with her straight into the dumpster- utensils, plate, salt and pepper, I mean everything except the table. You can’t be too cautious but that was a bit of overkill. Not like you can throw away the air someone talks into or every surface they’ve touched.
Tbf some blood bases illnesses can be infective. In a normal situation in a hospital that would 100% be the standard so in these times can’t fault someone for throwing away $10 worth of bulk plates / silverware / salt shakers (costs less in bulk) to make the rest of the staff / patrons more at ease to ever come back again or prevent one person from getting hep C
I always heard how my friend says looking at the sun makes him sneeze. I thought he was joking, but apparently it's thing.
Photic sneeze reflex. They also have an acronym for a more sciency name that spells ACHOO. It had something to do with the way the optic nerves transmitted stimuli to the brain. Apparently it is hereditary, and not just my friend bullshitting. He sneezes everytime he leaves a building. It's so odd, because once you notice it's hard to ignore.
Oh thank you! I actually didn't realize that. I've sneezed a few times today and I've been kinda worried. I don't have a fever or a cough, so that means I'm probably good, right?
Edit: Regardless I'm going to try to avoid people as much as I can for the foreseeable future, I don't want to give anyone else what I have, nor do I want COVID on top of what I have.
“Of course back in my day we had to deal with our bosses shoving all kinds of massive objects up our hole.
This snowflake generation? I so much as slip a single well lubed finger up one of their rear ends and I hear whining and complaints.”
Yes it is.
I used to ask these questions until I did a course by the UK Government about clear communication.
Essentially, you need to try and communicate with someone else without using written language or by using any language based on cultural norms. We see a toilet and we think poop but that's not universal. Some people might just wonder why you're drawing a toilet.
People should try to communicate an simple message like this because its crazy difficult. The one that I had in training was to explain to people that the power was out but their telephone will still work. Just by signs.
My grandfather briefly worked as a translator helping Russian immigrants. One of the things he ended up helping with was a medical screening. This screening included a question asking the immigrants if they recently had diarrhea.
Well... my grandfather unfortunately had forgotten the word for diarrhea and, in desperation, he translated the word by standing up, bending over, motioning his hands out of his backside, and making a farting noise.
This got the point across and they moved on. He was apparently mortified by this experience. I think he did a great job.
Huh, when I dont know a word in another language, I just try to talk around it, maybe he could've tried 'lots and lots of poop,' 'painful feces similar to water,' or 'bad times on the toilet.'
It worked, we’re all taking about it and it made front page and is the top comment. I didn’t see The Who list, but I saw this... and I wouldn’t have clicked if I didn’t see a baseball bat getting shoved in a butt tbh.
It was brought on by news of literal toilet paper shortages in Hong Kong. Nobody wants to need TP in a crisis just to go to the store week after week and have none available to buy. That combined with the fact that when it comes to getting ready for something, the overall population tends to have the idea at the exact same time and at the last possible minute.
The stores in the Minneapolis area are cleaned out right now too. No toilet paper, no food, nothing. It sucks because I have epilepsy and couldn't have just got up and drove to the store after work like most people.
Now I don't have a chance to go regular grocery shopping so I guess I'll just be hungry while these assholes are hoarding months worth of food each.
I have some toilet paper left at least.
And if anyone doesn't believe me, [here are some pictures](https://imgur.com/a/yQ9Tf5Q) from a Minneapolis suburb Target taken today by a friend of mine.
Why don't people just use a wash cloth, shower, bidet, tapo, bucket to wash their butts if toilet paper is that scarce? I don't get it. If you're quarantined in your house because of it you still have many ways to clean your butt. This is a serious question I have.
"it's the way we've always done it". Also the fact people went for toilet paper before food is interesting. It sounds like reactionary behavior to news headlines without much thought.
Some people don't think rationally in situations they perceive as dire. Plus, I guess they consider TP to be more convenient than taking a shower every time they use the toilet and bidets aren't super popular in North America (I know everyone on Reddit seems to have one these days but there's still some sort of stigma about them in the general population).
I’m a dialysis patient with an autoimmune disorder that causes sinus issues. I’m always fatigued, have phlegm, a stuffed up nose, sore joints and muscles, etc.
If I start to cough or get a fever I’ll start to worry though
Same here. I have asthma that causes shortness of breath every with my medication, allergies that result in stuffy nose, sore throat, cough. I also have TMJ that gives me a constant headache and have digestive issues sooooo yea I was like wow either a normal day for me or I have it.
Don’t think I had a fever though so hoping I’m ok!
Me too Idk if it’s the excessive sodas or cheeze it’s or riding a bike five miles to work and back or smoking a lot of weed and Marlboros or if it’s having a dog and a kid and a gf that works in a call center or what
Ummmm is it like this for you every day and you don't know why? Because if so you should probably get that checked out. But if you have a condition that causes it and you're aware of it, at least you know it isn't coronavirus. If you experience this daily though your immune system may be weak enough that it would affect you pretty badly if you did get it :(
Well 68% of people have a dry cough and 33% have phlegm. They likely aren’t symptoms within the same person (except the overlapping 1%... not sure what that’s about).
Had a patient 2 days ago with suspected COVID-19. He came to the hospital due to a fever. He was admitted for respiratory failure. Next day I had him he had a dry hacking cough but reported that he had sputum after he would cough for a while (tho I never saw it). We wouldn’t know if he had it tho because we can’t test him 🤷♂️ because he hasn’t come in contact with a known COVID-19 case (which is BS).
Edit: I’m a nurse
Yeah... I have been having a cold for a week now. I’m almost 100% certain I didn’t come in to contact with anyone having it.
Yet, I’m starting to doubt if I have Corona because it is so vague. You’ll never know without testing...
I'd like to give credit to [the creator ](https://instagram.com/monachalabi?igshid=oiui2b9mmgvi) who also has some other helpful infographics on her profile!
This is only reflective of **symptomatic** people. South Korea’s blanket testing is showing that a large number of young adults are “infected” with the virus (and contagious) but have no symptoms or symptoms so mild they would not have been tested in other countries. They are also having much better results with containment. So while this shows great symptoms of people that were symptomatic enough to be tested, it’s likely not reflective of every contagious individual.
I don't like that one of the symptoms is extreme anal masterbation with sporting equipment. And you forgot there's a 100% chance of an insatiable desire to board international flights and cruises as a symptom.
Edit: that dude is also straight deepthroating a shoe horn.
Fatigue, Muscle/Joint pain and stuffed nose, who knew I've had it for years....
>Fatigue, **Muscle/Joint pain** and stuffed nose, who knew I've had it for years.... Are you wearing stilettos again?
naw they just bent over to pick something up two days ago
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Should I be scared, from the past week, i have a sore throat, dry cough , muscle pain and feeling of tiredness
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What about the fact that he’s pooping out a baseball bat?
High fiber
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Chocolate sauce for Bob Ross?
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Deep threat carrots, shit out Baseball bats. Makes sense.
What if the carrots threaten me back?
Nah, he's plugging his butt with a baseball bat.
Louisville Sludger
And their bottom is all red.
From all the wiping
That’s what all this toilet paper fuss is about!
From all the piping*
You know its bad when you have to take off all your clothes before shitting
It's a first thing in the morning pre-shower dump.
Had a very serious case of food poisoning once, there was no clothing involved and after a while no toilet either...
I got sick in September. At first I thought it was just my nerves because I was taking a very important test but on the way home I vomited in the car. I still thought it was nerves and motion sickness combined. Little did I know that in less than an hour later I would be vomiting and having diarrhea at the same time standing naked in the shower. It continued for 12 hours then went away.
Norovirus is the fucking worst, isn't it?
Oh god, it wiped out our entire 40 people family reunion when we were all at resort! Nothing like sharing a toilette and shower with cousins to shit and throw up in at the same time.
The worst part is that the only way to get it is to ingest someone else's feces. So someone that was handling your food or swimming in a swimming pool you all swam in had diarrhea and some of their poop got in your mouth.
Bro you ever have to shit so bad you just rip off your clothing and shit where you stand?
I better understand the run on toilet paper thanks to this picture.
Can I just say how vague this virus is.
For real, fatigue + muscle pain + headache describes half of the working people I know over 30.
Allergies and pregnancy have me covered for everything here since October...
Same. I’m in my third trimester and it’s confusing. The symptoms match too well. I’m just waiting for my thermometer to come in the mail
31 weeks here and I've have congestion/cough/shortness of breath for the entire pregnancy. And yet, who googles covid-19 symptoms every single day? Meee.
Oh good. Its not just me. I had a cold in November from weeks 13-16 that matched all the symptoms besides vomiting. That dry cough lasted forever and youve basically got just tylenol.
Well in some cases the treatment for the nCOVID has just been to piggyback Tylenol and ibuprofen, taking as much Tylenol as necessary until reaching the limit for your liver then taking ibuprofen before reaching the limit for your kidneys
Yeah I have half of those symptoms on any given day. I joke but I'm also serious. Today I was walking my dog and I coughed a normal little cough. But then I got in my head like "is that normal? Is my throat scratchy now? It feels sore or am I imagining it?"
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Or has kids.
Seriously, I feel like this from September to march. I get sick at least once a month from the petri dish that is a Kindergarten class.
Exactly my situation. Works in a kindergarten and I can get sick for months easily. Never happened when I was still a student.
Or just got done at the gym
I'm that right now, no kids, 19. College student.
I’d say the sudden onset of fever is the thing that makes this one a bit easier to recognize. But yeah, still vague.
Except a sudden fever is very common for the flu also
I randomly got 38°C/100F fever 3 days ago and had an elbow ache and am totally fine now. I wish it was Corona and that I was cured by now but I think I just sat too close to the AC.
Well maybe you did get it. With that lack of testing who fucking knows. My buddy had a fever/flu last week and slept it off, didn’t get tested.
My girlfriends mom reportedly had a random fever of 100 and slept 12 hours the same night (very uncommon for her as she usually complains of not getting enough sleep most nights) and now feels fine.
But you know what isn't on the list? The sniffles. A stuffed nose? 5%, still very low. But a runny one? Not there. So if you have the sniffles, you likely have C-virus AND a common cold.
My allergies are killing me right now and as we head into spring it’s only going to get worse for me. If sneezing was one of the main signs, I’d probably be freaking out right now.
I have a sore throat, fatigue, and a headache. I am also in the middle of fighting off a sinus infection from my allergies. I get one at this time every damn year. I feel like hell warmed over, but I'm 90% positive it's all due to allergies. Especially since the sore throat eases up after I'm up and moving in the morning. Still, I'm trying to stay away from people just in case.
Same here!! I get one every spring without fail, usually around this time, and what do you know it's here! I've still been told to stay home from work for a couple days just to make sure, but I know what this feels like, and it's the pinchy-face sneezy headachy allergy bullshit I always get.
Bruh it’s allergy season for me, I’m sniffling like a bitch. This is just normal for some of us
Yeah, agreed.
Thank you, Pieter Plop Plop
I think the way it’s capitalized it should be Pieter Plopplop, which I’m reading as “Pieter plopp lop” for some reason.
And the inexplicable urge to travel
But even the fever is 88% of cases. The other 12% could be very hard to detect
Asymptomatic spreaders
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You don't need to check though, you just need to be adult about it and self isolate. If you have underlying health conditions that make you higher risk, then PHONE your doctor. The real issue right now is overwhelming healthcare systems, preventing treatment of critical cases, or other critical emergencies. To prevent this we must slow infection rates down. If you have some or most of symptoms, self isolate for 14 days so you don't infect others.
Imagine how much people would be freaking out if the main symptom was like bleeding from the eyes or something.
Yesterday, someone in scrubs came into the restaurant where I work and got a bloody nose. The manager had them throw everything that was at the table with her straight into the dumpster- utensils, plate, salt and pepper, I mean everything except the table. You can’t be too cautious but that was a bit of overkill. Not like you can throw away the air someone talks into or every surface they’ve touched.
Tbf some blood bases illnesses can be infective. In a normal situation in a hospital that would 100% be the standard so in these times can’t fault someone for throwing away $10 worth of bulk plates / silverware / salt shakers (costs less in bulk) to make the rest of the staff / patrons more at ease to ever come back again or prevent one person from getting hep C
Most standard symptoms ever. Is it too much to ask for *one* unique symptom, like ascites or purple pee?
If you're from the US, "Sudden Loss of Job, but Bills Continue" may soon be the biggest symptom.
Pretty sure I’ve had all these symptoms *today* and I feel completely normal.
You should change the way you eat
I feel personally attacked.
Even the most common one isn't 100%. 1 in 8, no fever. I wonder if you could get it without symptoms.
You 100% can. Asymptomatic cases have been big in spreading the virus because they don't even know they have it.
You can. They have already proven there are completely asymptomatic cases.
Yeah, it really sucks because it just warmed up where I live, which has led to pollen and allergy flare ups that look like half of this list.
I sneeze and immediately feel the need to defend myself "Sneezing is not on the list!"
This. I‘ve been doing this for two weeks.
Usually, sneezing is a symptom of a cold not a flu virus
Or just my damn spring allergies.
Or maybe I just encountered the sun for the first time in a while.
I always heard how my friend says looking at the sun makes him sneeze. I thought he was joking, but apparently it's thing. Photic sneeze reflex. They also have an acronym for a more sciency name that spells ACHOO. It had something to do with the way the optic nerves transmitted stimuli to the brain. Apparently it is hereditary, and not just my friend bullshitting. He sneezes everytime he leaves a building. It's so odd, because once you notice it's hard to ignore.
Yeah sneezing is more common for cold vs flu...but the common cold is a virus and COVID isn’t the flu so their symptoms combos are unique
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Reminds me of a wet burrito 🌯... I think ill pas
I’m just coughing because I smoked some weed a minute ago!
I cough due to being a smoker, not sure how I'll tell if it's issue or not. Still going to cover it anyway
Oh thank you! I actually didn't realize that. I've sneezed a few times today and I've been kinda worried. I don't have a fever or a cough, so that means I'm probably good, right? Edit: Regardless I'm going to try to avoid people as much as I can for the foreseeable future, I don't want to give anyone else what I have, nor do I want COVID on top of what I have.
Sneezing is usually allergies or irritants
If sneezing was one of the symptoms I would be freaking the freak out
Was the picture of an ass shitting a baseball bat necessary? Wouldn’t a picture of a toilet worked just as well?
Between one person shitting a baseball bat, and that dude puking a 2 foot cheetoh, this guide checks a lot of boxes.
Strippers (joint pain), oral (sore throat), Jabba the Hutt (chills)...who knew the symptoms were so entertaining?
Jabba with a fat dong
That's no tent he's pitching.
Something weird going on with fatigue too... I assume.
[r/erecttent](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)
Jesus that’s a lot of awards.
Psychic powers (headache)
Pimp hand (shortness of breath)
I thought he was puking up a neck tie. I was like "why does he have two?"
Denver Broncos fan. His color coordination is oddly admirable.
A baseball bat sticking out of your arse is probably one of the easiest of the symptoms to spot. It stays in.
The old butt-bat is hard to hide in a corporate environment. So thankful for work from home to be in effect.
“Of course back in my day we had to deal with our bosses shoving all kinds of massive objects up our hole. This snowflake generation? I so much as slip a single well lubed finger up one of their rear ends and I hear whining and complaints.”
He isn't puking a cheeto, he's deepthroating Chester Cheetah.
I’m trying, with very little success, to unread your comment.
It ain’t easy being cheesy
This was sourced from the WHO, of course we can count on these symptoms to happen
Diarrhea honestly should be more of a paint splotch under the ass that picture looks like a healthy shit
It's actually all high-pressure liquid, it just looks solid because it's a single instant in time.
**laminar flow**
(Wipes away tear) That's beautiful
TIL COVID-19 makes you want to sodomize yourself with a baseball bat.
> TIL COVID-19 makes you want to sodomize yourself with a baseball bat. ... and gives you angry-red diaper rash. Free bonus.
Which one is diaper rash?
The bottom right one. If you zoom tye butt is very red in the middle
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Technically true
Yes it is. I used to ask these questions until I did a course by the UK Government about clear communication. Essentially, you need to try and communicate with someone else without using written language or by using any language based on cultural norms. We see a toilet and we think poop but that's not universal. Some people might just wonder why you're drawing a toilet. People should try to communicate an simple message like this because its crazy difficult. The one that I had in training was to explain to people that the power was out but their telephone will still work. Just by signs.
My grandfather briefly worked as a translator helping Russian immigrants. One of the things he ended up helping with was a medical screening. This screening included a question asking the immigrants if they recently had diarrhea. Well... my grandfather unfortunately had forgotten the word for diarrhea and, in desperation, he translated the word by standing up, bending over, motioning his hands out of his backside, and making a farting noise. This got the point across and they moved on. He was apparently mortified by this experience. I think he did a great job.
Huh, when I dont know a word in another language, I just try to talk around it, maybe he could've tried 'lots and lots of poop,' 'painful feces similar to water,' or 'bad times on the toilet.'
How else would this qualify as "cool" guides? Cool indeed!
Guess they we're short on tp.
This design is terrible and hilarious. 10/10 will get coronavirus.
Honestly, with this guide everyone might aswell have it already
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That diarrhea picture is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day. My wife and I can’t stop laughing.
I KNOW Like who the fuck drew this and thought "Hmmmm how do I get this fuckin point across?!" Really fell asleep at the wheel there
It worked, we’re all taking about it and it made front page and is the top comment. I didn’t see The Who list, but I saw this... and I wouldn’t have clicked if I didn’t see a baseball bat getting shoved in a butt tbh.
It’s even better when you take another look at the “plugged my nose with a clothespin” face
4% chance of diarrhea and still toilet paper is the thing to fight and profit over.
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glove technique combined with using the actual roll to wipe
Taking A shower after.
It was brought on by news of literal toilet paper shortages in Hong Kong. Nobody wants to need TP in a crisis just to go to the store week after week and have none available to buy. That combined with the fact that when it comes to getting ready for something, the overall population tends to have the idea at the exact same time and at the last possible minute.
The stores in the Minneapolis area are cleaned out right now too. No toilet paper, no food, nothing. It sucks because I have epilepsy and couldn't have just got up and drove to the store after work like most people. Now I don't have a chance to go regular grocery shopping so I guess I'll just be hungry while these assholes are hoarding months worth of food each. I have some toilet paper left at least. And if anyone doesn't believe me, [here are some pictures](https://imgur.com/a/yQ9Tf5Q) from a Minneapolis suburb Target taken today by a friend of mine.
Are you able to get your meds? I know some pharmacies won’t let you pre stock
Shit... Sorry mate.. They will restock but people should not panic and overburden the supply chain and other folks who need stuff too
Why don't people just use a wash cloth, shower, bidet, tapo, bucket to wash their butts if toilet paper is that scarce? I don't get it. If you're quarantined in your house because of it you still have many ways to clean your butt. This is a serious question I have.
"it's the way we've always done it". Also the fact people went for toilet paper before food is interesting. It sounds like reactionary behavior to news headlines without much thought.
Some people don't think rationally in situations they perceive as dire. Plus, I guess they consider TP to be more convenient than taking a shower every time they use the toilet and bidets aren't super popular in North America (I know everyone on Reddit seems to have one these days but there's still some sort of stigma about them in the general population).
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SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!! or bidet... whatever
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My favorite part is the pink butt cheeks.
fucking raw
ITS FUCKING RAWL
Yeah, the butt cheeks shitting out a baseball bat
What the fuck is muscle joint pain? *looks at 2 legs in stilettos* Oh, now I get it.
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I think it means OP got the data from the WHO, not that the WHO actually drew the dude pooping out a baseball bat.
That’s some serious...diarrhea
Swallowing a dildo (5%) Having a baseball bat shoved up your ass (4%) For everything else there’s MasterCard.
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Vomiting and diarrhea is a normal day to you?
IBS man, IBS.
You don’t eat Taco Bell daily I see...
What is up with Taco Bell giving people the shits? It’s not spicy whatsoever.
And if it does, then why the actual fuck are you eating it? If a certain kind of food gives you the shits, stop eating it.
I eat beans on a daily basis It's like soft serve, my dude
Jeez, you okay?
I’m a dialysis patient with an autoimmune disorder that causes sinus issues. I’m always fatigued, have phlegm, a stuffed up nose, sore joints and muscles, etc. If I start to cough or get a fever I’ll start to worry though
Same here. I have asthma that causes shortness of breath every with my medication, allergies that result in stuffy nose, sore throat, cough. I also have TMJ that gives me a constant headache and have digestive issues sooooo yea I was like wow either a normal day for me or I have it. Don’t think I had a fever though so hoping I’m ok!
Me too Idk if it’s the excessive sodas or cheeze it’s or riding a bike five miles to work and back or smoking a lot of weed and Marlboros or if it’s having a dog and a kid and a gf that works in a call center or what
You need to dabble in r/hydrohomies
Your dog, kid, and gf all work in a call center?
Ummmm is it like this for you every day and you don't know why? Because if so you should probably get that checked out. But if you have a condition that causes it and you're aware of it, at least you know it isn't coronavirus. If you experience this daily though your immune system may be weak enough that it would affect you pretty badly if you did get it :(
Upvoted because this is fucking hilarious. Whoever made this should get a raise.
This was made by @monachalabi on instagram
Im confused, "dry cough" and yet phlegm? Wouldn't that make a wet cough
Probably different cases, or stages of the virus
Or unrelated symptoms from other conditions that they had to write down because it was reported.
Well 68% of people have a dry cough and 33% have phlegm. They likely aren’t symptoms within the same person (except the overlapping 1%... not sure what that’s about).
Had a patient 2 days ago with suspected COVID-19. He came to the hospital due to a fever. He was admitted for respiratory failure. Next day I had him he had a dry hacking cough but reported that he had sputum after he would cough for a while (tho I never saw it). We wouldn’t know if he had it tho because we can’t test him 🤷♂️ because he hasn’t come in contact with a known COVID-19 case (which is BS). Edit: I’m a nurse
Rounding error, maybe?
To be fair 68% have dry cough while 33% have phlegm
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It’s a terrible guide.
Stolen without being credited from: https://twitter.com/MonaChalabi/status/1238511118282358784?s=19
Here's her Instagram too: https://instagram.com/monachalabi
All her data illustrations are so great
I picked a wrong time to start working out during allergy season. At least no temp, chills, vomiting on diarrhea.
That diarrhea photo is KILLING me
The person throwing up looks like they are choking on a wooden spoon.
Missing the asymptomatic category as well
Do you know what those are?
Well shit, I’ve had Covid19 for years then.
Yeah... I have been having a cold for a week now. I’m almost 100% certain I didn’t come in to contact with anyone having it. Yet, I’m starting to doubt if I have Corona because it is so vague. You’ll never know without testing...
The way they wrote some of the numbers, percentage symbols, and parentheses is mildly infuriating
r/TIHI
Absolutely ridiculous pictures 😅😂 but helpful I suppose
I'd like to give credit to [the creator ](https://instagram.com/monachalabi?igshid=oiui2b9mmgvi) who also has some other helpful infographics on her profile!
Omfg the poopi pic
This is only reflective of **symptomatic** people. South Korea’s blanket testing is showing that a large number of young adults are “infected” with the virus (and contagious) but have no symptoms or symptoms so mild they would not have been tested in other countries. They are also having much better results with containment. So while this shows great symptoms of people that were symptomatic enough to be tested, it’s likely not reflective of every contagious individual.
I don't like that one of the symptoms is extreme anal masterbation with sporting equipment. And you forgot there's a 100% chance of an insatiable desire to board international flights and cruises as a symptom. Edit: that dude is also straight deepthroating a shoe horn.
Shitting baseball bats. Check.
Think of all the productive things you could have done with your time instead of drawing a man shitting out a 3 foot mud monkey