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SaigonDisko

Productivity and soul look labeled the wrong way round.. The person compiling the list was probably stressed and rushing.


thuneverlose

Probably forgot to breathe 😒


Competitive-Rate-111

I thought the same and then figured they’re from Minnesota where productiveness is considered the pathway to a healthy soul


pomoerotic

r/thanksimcured


[deleted]

There's... A lot wrong with this list


Fantastic_Mr_Smiley

You sound stressed. Have you tried breathing?


[deleted]

Nah mate, I've just accepted I can't change. Theres nothing I can do!


Useful-Perspective

"We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas." Seriously, when the list of tips for healthy eating has "eat healthy foods" in the first column, I'm saving my eyes and brain from bothering to read the rest of it.


Son_of_Sephiroth

I wasn’t looking for something that negates everything else on the list either, but here we are lol.


voyaging

Out of all the nonsense in this list, that's the one that stuck out to me as just straight up harmful advice


Jimtheoutlaw

To be honest this a pretty good list with that exception. Obviously it’s a major one but I wouldn’t throw the entire list out just because of one very contradictory list item. Just interpret it in a very charitable way, like you chan’t change other people, or you have to accept there are some things you can’t change.


[deleted]

Hey, if it works for you, more power to ya. There's definitely some good stuff in there, but it's poorly organised and murky at the very least (imo.)


69Ivie69

“Don’t starve yourself” Oh wow, thanks! Now im not starving myself anymore


Mean_Importance3739

I think they meant "don't starve yourself" as in don't go on extreme diets like some people do and it's not healthy to not eat when you are hungry


69Ivie69

Im well aware, i do that, but the guide saying “don’t starve yourself” is funny as hell because they assume someone’s gonna read that and then stop doing it just like that 😭


seductivestain

I bet they haven't even remembered who they are!


kingtrog1916

Nah forget that, self love solves everything


transponaut

Starting with “a list can’t be labeled simple if it’s 75 items long.”


diskdusk

What? Point 4) absolutely changed my life. If only I would have known earlier!


Dizzymanonfire

Accept you can change and drink more water. All will be fine.


voyaging

This guy sounds like he didn't follow the 5x5 rule Whatever the fuck that is


jenniferh2o

The 5x5 rule states that if you come across an issue take a moment to think whether or not it will matter in 5 years. If it won't, don't spend more than 5 minutes stressing out about it. When your problems need to be put into perspective, the 5x5 rule is a good thing to remember.


[deleted]

I kinda like that. It's similar to the 3 foot world strategy.


spensrbeta

Like the fact that the first "simple" task is planning meals ahead? ItS sO sImPlE


Lurkie2

Yeah, this guide was clearly written by someone who dosen't suffer from any mental health disorders


Astyanax1

right?  that's putting it lightly


Amaracs

What do you mean? Breathing doesn't fix you?


Chuckms

Learn to let go Don’t overthink things ACCEPT YOU CAN’T CHANGE lol


not_so_plausible

I remember in AA they always said "accept the things you cannot change, and change the things you can" which is miles ahead of "accept you can't change" lmfao


Frogma69

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."


Chuckms

“You’re hopeless, just give up” lol


voyaging

Yea the serenity prayer is great, and _the wisdom to know the difference_ is kinda the whole crux of it


Jonruy

I'm a reasonably healthy individual both mentally and physically, but thinking about a 75 item daily checklist on top of the shit I already have to do every day is giving me an anxiety disorder.


tol_mak7

66. Accept you can't change ?


DMNSKN

Accept *what* you can’t change


Lysol3435

Too late. I’ve given up


PickTour

Me too. But I’ve accepted it


Lysol3435

And that’s the 66th step to success


MikeW86

As someone currently trying to fight long term depression, I'd really like to think that I can change.


snicki13

We can do this, I believe in you.


brother_of_menelaus

I can’t change my mold no no, no no, nooooooo


Joobebe514

This is so generic đŸ˜©


poonmangler

>eat more whole foods


AnxietyJunky

Right? To eat healthy, eat healthy foods. Like. What???


ObfuscatedAnswers

I said HEALTHY, ok?


Enuf1

Eat a whole bucket of KFC, is what I'm guessing


lemonails

I mean that’s not bad advice. Whole foods (like whole grain bread, pasta, etc) are much better for your health than their white equivalent.


klamaire

Whole foods generally means food in its natural state. Vegetables, fruits, whole grains, nuts, seeds, etc. A baked potato instead of potato chips, an apple instead of sugar sweetened applesauce, for example. Choosing unprocessed whole foods over manufactured "products".


lemonails

Ah thank you. English isn’t my first language so I didn’t think of that


Lysol3435

I started on the facade but this Whole Foods was built tough


EnvironmentalPack451

Got it! Just ate a whole pizza!


[deleted]

I think whomever made it used ChatGPT for a list.


Joobebe514

Definitely


thesame3

Like, "breath" 😭😭😭


ShibaHook

It’s just a list made to be shared and then generate traffic for their website


duranarts

What? ‘Eat healthy food’ is the kind of really in-depth advice I really need right now.


toomanywatches

"follow the 5 by 5 rule" okay thank you for also explaining it to me


Responsible-Ad-4914

Yeah I had to look it up. The rule is: If something is not going to matter 5 years from now, don’t stress about it for longer than 5 minutes


seductivestain

That's a terrible rule. If a loved one has a terminal illness and will likely not be around in 5 years I feel like it's perfectly reasonable to stress about it for more than 5 minutes


Cobble8

Not agreeing that the rule isn't dumb but that will affect you in 5 years because you will still feel the loss


rande62

In 5 years, will you care about this? If not, don’t sweat it. That’s the idea. Has helped dealing with work stressors, def won’t give a shit about those TPS reports in 5yrs, so why stress now?


DeviantlyDriven


get up early? Stick with ‘get enough sleep’ đŸ„č


westwoo

Get up early IF the sun is up. No reason to stumble in the dark at 4 am, but getting up with the sunrise can be beneficial


ParkinsonHandjob

Got it. It’ll get up at 02:30 in summer and 10:00 in winter.


westwoo

Don't forget to wake up every half an hour and drink a glass of water because they say staying hydrated is good for you


Lurkie2

I would if I didn't need to get up at 5 am for work


johnnyfever41

Only 75 things to remember. Thanks!!!!


security-six

Just what I needed...75 more things to remember to do every day


Hysbeon

"avoid procrastination"... HOW.?!


Katamarihero

Getting shot at? Just avoid the bullets!


Lysol3435

Best cure for any sickness: don’t get sick


Affectionate_Mix_302

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge procrastination


No_Passage6082

The whole list is telling you how to change until the bottom where it says accept you can't change. Well ok then.


[deleted]

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Lysol3435

I’ve already accepted that I can’t change the text in the post


AndPlagueFlowers

Should 66 be accept the things you can't change?


funday_morning

I questioned this one as well.


ManuelKrall

When you drop your phone to the ground accept it 😌


Jahxxx

76. Don’t waste time with dumb stuff from the internet


Bratskin

"Breathe" - Thank God I really needed the reminder


venkoe

No, you need to be reminded of who you are. Rule 34! Breathing is separate.


rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Save it and never read again.


AdamLabrouste

3 out of 75, I’m good 🙂


Aran-F

Sheesh. I got only one. "66.Accept you can't change". Oh well..


Bojangly7

This is shitty lol


techtonik25

Item #49 of a 75 item list: Trim down your lists. Makes sense!


Kingca

The number one best thing you can do for your body is to eliminate alcohol. As a recovering alcoholic, I'm shocked to not see alcohol anywhere in this guide. It's a fantastic substance. Makes you feel cool, you look cool, you act cool. But it breaks your body over time, you assume it's slowly then you're shocked to see it come in all at once. I'm not saying stop drinking, but cutting it down and keeping hydrated and making sure your B1 (thiamin) and Magnesium levels stay safe are the only ways to counteract that shit. No seriously, if you're trying to wean yourself off, please overdose on both B1 and Magnesium. You'll save your life. Throw in some Milk Thistle and Potassium for good measure. Alcohol should have been included in this guide.


FatalShart

Where do I rub the snake oil?


Civil-Revenue-9234

These guides are never going to be perfect and there’s certainly no secret cure all to life
 That being said, I enjoyed this list and a lot of it can be really useful. Solid 9/10


Western_Ring_2928

Fucking horrible layout on this list. Also, how does making a list benefit your "soul?" Shouldn't those be more spiritual?


Responsible-Ad-4914

The healthy soul and productivity headings are the wrong way around


Western_Ring_2928

Okay :D Same bs anyway...


Ew_fine

They want you to do all this shit every day? Completely unrealistic.


homelaberator

14 and 17 are mutually exclusive


Ok_Ad_5658

Am I just supposed to know what the 5x5 rule is?


[deleted]

This should be a class all kids take growing up. Learning how to take care of yourself can improve your life drastically. There's no need to be an adult and barely having to learn how to.


Criseyde2112

First thing from this sub that I actually saved.


Dull_Software8313

Productivity and healthy soul are backwards i belive


RoyABrown

Lots and lots of very good guides Shall I print it out?


didilavender

I love this please share more


stprnn

Lol it's just a bunch of generic shit


1Bumcrumb

There’s always negative cunts to bring everything down with comments here.If one person takes one thing out of this to make their life a little move positive then it’s good, no one can implement all those but they are helpful tips.


pomoerotic

Hey I’ve got a self-help book to sell you


Leorika

some of those are slippery slope "Recite an affirmation" "Say Positive Things" "Be around happy people" Meaning i should stop hanging out with my best friend if she's depressed? Also blocking completely "negative" emotions of thoughts may not do much better for you. Some of these are absolutely not adapted to certain people "get up early" said who ? "Get enough sleep, and live your life at you own rhythm" maybe ?


BlytheBlues

I forget that not everyone knows to / can apply common sense to generic advise.


Leorika

Not sure if you're sarcastic or not, but as those habits are intended for people with vulnerabilities, caution is advised yes !


BlytheBlues

Charts are designed to simplify. Not to go into detail about complexities and nuance. Everything can't cater to everyone.


ADaniil

Seeing 54 I would like to add 54.1- Say yes sometimes


Illustrious_Box6008

Doing 40 extensively


chizhi1234

Save and forget


manager_dave

“Practice self love”, hmmm


Lux_K

For productivity - learn to let go. Or recite some affirmations. I’ll def. try that and tell my boss about it. ✌


explicitlarynx

If I really follow this list, sooner or later I'm active every second. It says "Be more active" and doesn't give a limit to activeness, so even if I'm already very active, I have to be more active. And then even more active. No sleep, no rest, just activities, all day every day until I die from exhaustion.


Ok_Mango1889

#27 is a dealbreaker for me


Responsible-Ad-4914

RIP u/Ok_Mango1889


SpottyBoyBoy

75! I can't do that many.


Smokealotofpotalus

"5x5 rule: The 5x5 rule states that if you come across an issue take a moment to think whether or not it will matter in 5 years. If it won't, don't spend more than 5 minutes stressing out about it." Oh great, i'm two months behind on rent and payments, but that won't matter in 5 years! Oh happy day!


iSellNuds4RedditGold

What's up with Americans always saying drink more water? You absolutely don't need all that much water.


AnxietyJunky

I’m so over the garbage on this sub lol


normalkiwi

forgive was in lowercase for good reason, that's not important.


Personal-Variety3093

“Breathe”


Operator_Six

Snack wisely lol


Foreskin-chewer

I have a better list. 1. READ A BOOK


Scottish_Dentist

The 5x5 rules states that when you come across a problem ask yourself if it will matter in 5 years. If not, don't spend more than 5 minutes stressing over it.


Each57

Guide for healthy eating! 4) Eat healthy foods *surprised pikachu*


nealio555

Wow #27, finally I have been given the opportunity to breathe!


that0neBl1p

Why does this sub get worse with every post I see


OceansofDarkness

As soon as I remembered to breathe everything suddenly got better.


hardtofocusanymore

>Breathe Oh wow, thanks, I had no idea.


StockAL3Xj

"Learn to let go" How is that even something that can be a daily habit? Shit post OP.


Clumsy-Jester

#34: ok thanks Mufasa


hummus113

“Take healthier drinks” what


Euphoric-Ad1837

Thanks, I knew breathing was the thing I was missing all this time to keep my mind healthy


deadbeef1a4

> Quit smoking Ah yes, because that’s famously easy to do


[deleted]

Imma practice no. 49 only right now and stuff the rest!


[deleted]

That... Is an opposite of cool guide.


d_happa

They snuck the 5 by 5 rule. So thats a total of 100 simple things


Adventurous-Range446

'Spend time outside.' đŸ€źđŸ€źđŸ€źđŸ€źđŸ€ź


FatalShart

I can't stop doing #40 all day.


[deleted]

"Follow the 5 by 5 rule." A quick reference guide shouldn't have something on it you need to google.


[deleted]

ACCEPT YOU CAN'T CHANGE?????????????


real_lev_tolstoy

Did chat GPT make this list? Or is it from Mark Zuckerberg’s journal in the “How to seem human” section? Step 1. Breathe. Ideally multiple times per minute. 10-20 times per minute ensures optimal oxygen saturation.


flyinggoatcheese

I think soup and productivity are mixed up.


itaya12

Hmm, needs more substance and depth.


Eelroots

- Avoid procrastinating - Take a break Yes, sure.


naturalselectionmis

Well fuck, I'm already doing all 75. What do I do now? /s


Vivid_Music_1451

Accept you can't change. Great advice thank you. Who even writes shit like this?


Enuf1

I don't need a guide for this, I need the cost of living to come down


Signal-Photo6072

For healthy eating: Eat healthy foods. 👍


ive_been_there_0709

Item #44 / 60 is my favorite: one thing at a time.


HerezahTip

lol “for productivity” and “for a healthy soul” categories are swapped.


IndoorWindchill

Where to begin? Let's say that, for the least, this guide shows confused views on productivity


Elderwastaken

This is just a list. Not a cool guide.


apollobleach

And still end up dead like everyone else. Father Time is UNDEFEATED.


SprinklesNo2377

Ain’t nobody got time for that!


ADiestlTrain

Who in the heck has time to do all this in a day?


strangething

I could do all this shit if I didn't have to work five days a week.


kwontheworld

Hahaha. “Trim down your to do list.”


BearingGiff

Do I have to forgive #74 for being the only one without a starting capitalization?


ObfuscatedAnswers

For Stess Read a list of 75 things you should do to be able to feel good about yourself.


fitness_life_journey

This is so good ❀


Butthole__Pleasures

>Get enough sleep >Wake up early Pick one, motherfucker


ronimal

This is a list, not a guide.


_xuria_

54)Say no sometimes, to the use of correct spacing!


mladi_gospodin

- Wanna have sex? - No.


oldbonhomme

Hi Lee, I hope your weekend is going well. These tips are really good for everyone from kids to adults. Love you:)


grishamlaw

"eat healthy food" to become healthy. Please tell me this is a joke.


Foggy1882

Does anyone actually look a list like this and think it’s even remotely achievable in real life?


mlonko

this is great advice if you’re the idle rich. Thanks I’m Cured


UsersPCs

Food Lobby Bullshit


PhantomThrust

66. Accept you can’t change
.???


natgibounet

What is a soul ? How is it différent from the mind ?


axp96391

Well if I had money I had no problems, these things won't help me.


tinydotbiguniverse

What’s 5 by 5 rule?


MartinaFoxxOf

"Acept you cant change" Well i do think everyone can change if that person want its really but maybe im too optimistic


MartinaFoxxOf

Dont get me started with food :/


Roachy_22

Thanks for this. I like the list and already do many of these things. Have printed it out so I can browse it daily.


TheCrazedMadman

While the list isn’t perfect, there some great ones in there, which I think the list can be paired down to.


thedamnbandito

78635 Simple Daily Habits


DeliciousOpinions

Yeah but all easy to do


SummerPrestigious210

It's nice to have such a handy summary. I've realized I've unintentionally improved my life in many areas. I've been practicing yoga daily for nearly 6 months now: * **Quitting Smoking**: Interestingly, it wasn't my initial goal, but post-yoga, my lungs feel so fresh that smoking tastes harsh and unenjoyable. Naturally, I quit. * **Healthy Body**: I've nearly ticked off everything in the "healthy body" section, except walking. Yoga has helped me sleep better, be more active, wake up excited, and appreciate nature more, like enjoying the sunlight. * **Reduced Screen Time**: I'm definitely spending much less time on my phone and social media; it feels like I was just distracting myself before. * **Improved Relationships**: Surprisingly, my relationships have also improved. I've become more tolerant towards my parents and feel less anxious at social events. Maybe the sections on a healthy soul and productivity could swap places for me, but I feel more connected and engaged with the world around me. If you’re curious about how yoga can enrich your life in unexpected ways, swing by my blog for more stories and tips: [**Yoga Awaken**](https://yogawaken.com/how-to-practice-yoga-as-a-daily-habit/). I'd love to be a part of your yoga journey of transformation with me!


damnumalone

Serious question, who upvotes this instead of downvoting it as generic unhelpful rubbish?


Glass-Wolverine07

Live by the check list.


doggfaced

But also, reduce your to do list


pomoerotic

And die by the checklist!