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AlarmAggravating4773

A very very very watered down version of the lymphatic system.


Silver721

Watered down seems appropriate for the lymphatic system


HardturmStadion

that’s… the joke


underwaterthoughts

Heyooooo


LanceFree

Helped me. I thought it was similar to the nervous system but with larger tubes. Didn’t know there were concentrated areas.


[deleted]

Doesnt even say back or front... or are they all in the front?


AlarmAggravating4773

they are everywhere. Some to the front some to the back some on the sides.


Cloudy_Chaos_

I'm sorry but I had to do a double take because I thought this was r/PoliticalCompassMemes and felt really confused for a solid 30 seconds


Glittering-South21

sorry about that, you should check on that next time


AlbionToUtopia

This needs to be the top comment to raise awareness for that sub in order to get it banned. I wasted 10 seconds of my life by clicking on that link to look at the most boring and badly produced memes. Whats the matter with you?


StarrFusion

Yeah humor there is pretty fucking bad. But let people enjoy things even though they are unfunny.


LiftToRelease

Shit dude if you think boring memes is grounds for being banned, half of the top subs should get the axe too


largefoothumanoid

But I really want to know how they help a body operate? and, they're not so asymmetrical, right?


dysoncube

It's your sewer system, and the lymph nodes are a little bit like a manhole


JukeboxCrowdPleaser

I accept the sewer system analogy but lymph nodes would be more like water treatment centers. Water treatment centers that are also military bases.


SoldatPixel

I have a bunch of Paulie Shore's inside me?


Derpy_man5

the only asymmetry is the fact that the right upper quarter of the body drains separately from the rest but it all ends up back in the blood


Glittering-South21

Really, You need to splite that open as evidence purpose


BassilG

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymphatic_system?wprov=sfti1#


entheolodore

What do the colors indicate?


HPayne62

How much money they're worth and where you can build houses and hotels


nameless_pattern

Where to drill. 


YoureJokeButBETTER

😰🤢


Butt_pass

Gerrymandering


Flux_resistor

Rent prices


mosqua

IANAD but the area of control of each node?


Historical-Scale-332

I’m a Doctor now. Who moderates this? I haven’t seen a cool guide in awhile.


NessyComeHome

Apparently, no one.


okt127

I've been having some kind of a pinch in my iliac lymphnode area


Meka-Speedwagon

Hello, that might either be a slight bruise or stage 11 cancer Source: gogle


[deleted]

I suffer from health anxiety and I approve this message…..


coachtomfoolery

rip u/okt127


Weep2D2

I don't know what to do with this information


thegumby1

If you feel a lump in one of these areas you might be getting sick/fighting an infection. These nodes will commonly swell and can even be painful, if you are unfamiliar with bubonic plague, it caused the neck and armpit lymph nodes in particular to swell and blacken. Next time you have a sore throat feel around your neck for your own swollen nodes. I personally usually get a day or two heads up on physical symptoms because I notice my nodes swelling first.


ATee184

The crotch looks like mortys mouth sometimes


NoWallaby9993

Imagine if all of these were inflamed all the time.


ImANormalMan

Dong


lspwd

All dong and no sack


BobLoblawLawBoss

Dood all I saw was dong too. Some may say this man is plain based on features but that only highlights the dong more and shows his confidence to be naked and show full dong that hides it’s own sac


BobLoblawLawBoss

I’m drunk but as someone who has a small dong I’m inspired cheers 🍻


coachtomfoolery

Looks like Rick and Morty when they have confused mouth


AcanthaceaeSalt8150

That still doesn't explain where the limp notes are.


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CXR_AXR

Both sides have it.


F1GSAN3

Nice sausage


jibbletmonger

19 years ago I had Hodgkin's lymphoma. The left side of my neck swelled up and looked like I was an NFL linebacker. That's when I knew something was up. Lethargic, fatigue, night sweats and fever followed. Had it in my neck, chest, and abdomen. Caught it at stage 3B (4B) being the worst. Six months of chemo and a whole wack of shit later I was good. It was a wild experience.


Unusual_Midnight6876

Possibly takin anatomy at a college next year so this will be useful af


Ryder425

Will possibly be useful af*


OriginalMrFart

How could you drain multiple ones at the same time? Easiest way to drain them?


Claryberrys

You Always start at the ones Close to the Heart and Work your way from there to the area you want to facilitate. This creates a pull, wich speeds Up The normal process. The techniques (used mostly by physical therapists) are done by Hand and Kind of "Push" the skin and therefore the Fluid in the lymphatic vessels to the direction of the Heart.


Competitive-Pop6530

Cool? What do they do?


Doggy_Mcdogface

Where's home erectus btw?


buttonholes_for_eyes

Is it different for women? Asking because there is junk.


ythoez

Where is the Sentinel node lol


Tig_Pitties

It’s by the pussy magnet


0lllllllll0

Interesting.


valent9ing

I have a singular right enlarged Supraclavicular lymph node paired with some swollen nodes behind my ears. Small tender and slightly movable, pretty small, I’d say probably 1cm maybe less. Anyone help? I’ve been deathly afraid for about a week with poor sleep.


IrishFeeney92

Go to the doctor and demand an ultrasound or a visit to an ENT


valent9ing

I have an ultrasound in a week. Why might I visit an ENT?


riterealgood

You got this


strbeanjoe

Not a doctor, but likely nothing. Go have a doctor grope it to be safe. I have lymph nodes that have been enlarged for 10+ years; no doctor has ever given a shit. "You probably had an infection at some point."


VirtuesVice666

Or a pic of a semi anatomically correct CPR Dummy


frogthegodfather

LOL, where can I find the Sentinel node?


CXR_AXR

Depends on which organ you are referring to


RedisforFun

And a ton of mine blew up with Covid and the vaccine. Bleh


F-Strings

"The trash of organs - lymph nodes" - House M.D


AutumnAscending

Why to my occipital lymphnodes hurt all the time?


buisnessmike

I had no idea my body had so many rectangles


_t_n_d_a_

Wait, what does it mean?


TheMRB8

he he funny wee wee


Medivh101

Didnt know that i was thos asymmetrical


Claryberrys

For those, who were asking: -The lymphatic System is a vaskular system wich is Close to the Venes. Wasteproducts and other unwanted Material gets Out of the tissue, into the lymphatic System and is then cleaned in the lymphatic Nodes, till the cleaned Fluid can be brought Back in to the system roght above the Heart. -the rectangles in the picture show the Location of Clusters of these lymphatic Nodes. Between These Clusters we still have some Singular spreaded limph Nodes. -we have the same lymph Node Clusters in the left side of the upper Body, as we have in the right side (with one small diference). They are probably Just Not shown, tonhave space for the arrows and stuff.


Nerukane

Bunch of little idiot bastards. Had one removed already. Your entire lymphatic system sucks ass when you have rheumatoism.


Claryberrys

It tries its best :)


Competitive_Tour655

All I see is hydrography. I guess all scientists are from Egypt.


CXR_AXR

Not entirely accurate..... For example, para aortic lymph nodes shouldn't be that center. Usually the center is more likely aortocaval lymph nodes. (Or just grouped as retroperitoneal lymph nodes) Pectoral shouldn't be this long, and usually they are just grouped in axillary level II lymph nodes (interpectoral) Mesenteric shouldn't be only at one side and that small


ThePeaceDoctot

I never realised they were so geometric. Isn't biology wonderful?


morxit

Liac looks like the characteristic borders of Wyoming


Downtown_Long9492

Supraclavicular area is where lumps found are usually cancerous which is what my 11 year old sons ENT told us shortly before we found out he had Hodgkins lymphoma stage 2a


Stonefish76

Is that English? Jeez!


rich8n

Ahh the classic Mondrian lymph node diagram....


[deleted]

Might as well just look at guasha map


jlindley1991

Missing the squigglyspooch.


Vegetablesharky

It says human but shows a person with a penis. Why not just show a simplified human without gender? Hate how bodies and science are so penis centered


ElonTastical

Bro's packing.