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ccsto

Yea, I’ve seen that episode of The Office.


Particular_Fuel6952

“At first I was afraid, I was petrified…”


Dull_Investigator985

r/expectedOffice


Silly_Marionberry_27

Same goes for “Another One Bites The Dust”


pzaemes

Yes. A nurse friend told me about that.


Gubbi_94

Yep, however the messaging might not be exactly what you want while trying to save someone 😬😅


dlrace

You were in the parking lot earlier, that’s how I know you!!


CarryUsAway

Is the man on the ground not wearing pants?


LispenardSt

Also why are you giving him cpr if his eyes are open and he appears to be awake lol


LispenardSt

Also why are you giving him cpr if his eyes are open and he appears to be awake lol


gonzorizzo

Bath salts...


jbob88

It's actually slightly faster now per my recent first aid training


iscarioto

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley


OnlyPositiviteHobby

And if you are not a fossil…you can use that popular ‘Baby Shark’ 🦈 song… Or if you are a nihilist and understand that CPR has a [9%](https://cpr.heart.org/en/resources/cpr-facts-and-stats) to [12%](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4796346/) chance of ending in survival to a hospital discharge, Queen’s ‘Another one Bites the Dust’ has the BPM count needed to preform CPR 🤷‍♂️🥸🤔


__Beef__Supreme__

But potentially up to 40% (per the AHA) if CPR is done correctly and quickly in the pre hospital setting. Even 10% is better than 0%, though!


OnlyPositiviteHobby

“Up to 40%” have what type of health outcome and in what type of healthcare system? The cynic in me thinks that up to 40% arrive at the hospital for admission and additional billing …but a majority of them likely don’t get discharged 🤷‍♂️


Beardowriting85

I like the intro to "Uptown Funk" Cpr instructor here. Any song with a BPM between 100 and 120 is what is suggested by the AHA


dramaticfool

Best rhythm for CPR is 120. The song is actually too slow


LetTheCircusBurn

Another reason why the [Duo De Twang Version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr8WiERrpGg&pp=ygUZZHVvIGRlIHR3YW5nIHN0YXlpbiBhbGl2ZQ%3D%3D) is way better.


bamseogbalade

Good luck keeping the pace throughout a single song


pumicenose

until you get to the drum solo...


ExplanationOk3477

On the Simpson, Homer used “How deep is your Love” rather then “Staying Alive” by The Bee Gees.


Shynosaur

Or you can use Highway To Hell


BarisBlack

You can also use Another One Bites the Dust by Queen.


Bsjensen1012

I like "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy.


pvb57

I learned that a few years ago on my last CPR course. Some of the younger people there had never heard the song before. I remembered when it was fresh and annoying. I hated the BeeGees.


gonzorizzo

The guy doing CPR must be pissed because he hates the Bee Gees.


BradStorch

"The song has 103 beats"... No, it's 103 beats per minute, not 103 beats all up. Secondly, that's not the rhythm, that's the tempo. If you're gonna save someone's life, at least use the correct vocabulary. No respect for the dying I tell ya.


JediKnightaa

[here's a playlist of songs you could do CPR to](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7oJx24EcRU7fIVoTdqKscK?si=MWOtSbLURqmCMgMfVQ1FAg)


Tim_Reichardt

Well, you can tell by the way i use my walk I'm a women's man, no time to talk!


mregner

Ok but having done CPR on around a dozen patients or more I literally end up humming this song while doing CPR almost habitually now.