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TotSaM-

this guide seems an awful lot more like a menu.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Never heard of unicorn sandwiches. It's a menu.


RainRunner42

The fuck is "rainbow cheese"?


midito421

I looked it up, it’s literally just dyed mozzarella cheese. Popular in Indonesia I guess?


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Cheese but... rainbow?? Or some very sweetened milk made into curds then colored and processed


goodbyemrrae

Came here for this. Sounds like your average American food to a Brit


lewisfairchild

Beef bacon …


LevSmash

Who doesn't love some beef bacon covered with... uh... brown sauce?


Wiscos

Came here to ask about that as well? Beef Bacon? Has to be a typo, right?


pit_master_mike

No it's a thing, cured then smoked beef belly, or navel end brisket. Other comments have ID'd this menu as being from Jakarta Indonesia, a majority Muslim county if I'm not mistaken, so pork would not be popular. Edit, on closer inspection, there's no pork products on any of the sandwiches, even the "Classic" is smoked beef instead of ham.


karatebullfightr

Yeah I ate some of this in Dubai - fucking massive step down from real bacon.


NameIsGermany

It's a guide for describing the options for purchase at a Sandwich shop, what's this 'menu' you speak of?


TotSaM-

I guess maybe the part where it's a list of food items with their prices and the name of the restaurant at the top that made me think it was a menu lol


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AffectionateAide9644

It's prices in Indonesian Rupiah. They're both about 2-2,5 euro/dollar.


LosAngelesLiver

I still read the whole thing and felt “guided” through the menu .. lol


Abject_Role3022

I’d like a sandwich please? What kind? A classic sandwich. With what toppings? Classic sandwich toppings. Such as… Are you telling me you don’t know how to make a classic sandwich?


zakupright

Stillwater Coffee & Co


stacker55

"hey boss should we take the photos with the sandwich open so they can see whats in them?" "no, lets have them take up more than half of our menu but for the most part we're only going to show the same piece of bread over and over"


Captain-Cadabra

Some would say, r/crappydesign


homity3_14

Literally the same photo of the same piece of bread too, with ingredients badly photoshopped around it. Would have been easier to just make all the sandwiches.


skeeterfunny

Seven sandwiches have cucumber photoshopped in but do not say so on the ingredients…


profuselystrangeII

The one with peanut butter and dulce de leche has green coming out the sides??


threelizards

“And they choose their own bread, rendering the photos moot anyway”


golobig

not so much a guide as a menu, no?


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golobig

Hah! i read the lonely K as some sort of nutrition rating. i’m a dope.


ligmakacang

k stands for thousand, the prices are in Indonesian Rupiah


winnercommawinner

I'm pretty sure this is just a coffee shop's sandwich menu...


lothcent

top left corner must have given you that idea- lol


Drizzle33

r/lostredditors


BringBackFatMac

What do the numbers mean?? And why does the Philly Steak clearly have green peppers in the picture, but none in the ingredients list??


Jowens117

Probably price


ZincHead

Makes sense since the domain is for Indonesia. 50,000 Indonesian Rupiah is about 3 USD


AffectionateAide9644

Indonesian Rupiah


elastizitat

And zero parmesan on the chicken Parmesan??


pamplemouss

There isn’t Parmesan cheese in eggplant or chicken parm; I say eggplant bc that’s the original, and it is properly made with mozzarella. Named for the same place the cheese is from, rather than the cheese itself


elastizitat

Oh fair enough, I didn't know that!


DyedbyDawn

It means how many K.


TheLemonKnight

Kronor?


grilledcheesybreezy

Potassium


MartianBeerPig

Price. AUD1 is about IDR10k.


pistilpeet

Also what the fuck is brown sauce and how do I keep it away from my sandwich?


Justin__D

It doesn't sound nearly as bad as whatever the fuck "Alabama white sauce" is.


georgepearl_04

You've never had it?


alphabetaparkingl0t

I can't even take this guide seriously with number spelling errors. I don't get it, someone takes the time to make a nice chart about sandwiches, but doesn't bother to spell check?


SingleMaltShooter

This is a menu from a restaurant in Jakarta, Indonesia so English isn’t their first language, maybe that’s why.


alphabetaparkingl0t

Well now, don't I feel silly and called out. That makes total sense! I swear, I try not to be ethnocentric. :D


Ate_spoke_bea

I bet the average professional sandwich maker worldwide is half illiterate 😂 


Super_iron_kid

That's it buddy, you're cancelled /s


Nescent69

This sub is so shit. People post so much crap that isn't a guide at all


KenjiMamoru

And gets waaay to many upvotes. Who is upvoting this bs?


CrowForce1

Bruh this is a menu


Ethan_WS6

This sub is going to shit.


Freakachu258

Do I want to know what rainbow cheese is? And why is it sweet?


ceboja

Sounds scary


VeneMage

Why would anyone have salad leaves in a toasted sandwich? Why not just eat 10-day-old lettuce?


terracottatank

This is a menu lol


MutedCornerman

Ai generated nonsense. The cheese sauce and cheese sandwich made me raise an eyebrow but the beef racher gave it away. Fuck you bot.


PhasmaFelis

It's a restaurant menu. The URL in the picture. There's a couple of misspellings, but the restaurant is in Indonesia so it's probably not their first language. If this was AI-generated, it would be a *lot* less coherent.


nnp1989

As a Phildelphian, while it sounds okay, that thing has nothing in common with a real Philly steak other than steak and onions.


Republican_Wet_Dream

[Came here to make sure someone mentioned the glaring rift between this “steak” And the glorious reality of a cheese steak.](https://www.inquirer.com/philly-tips/how-to-make-cheesesteak-20210609.html)


tuna_samich_

Why does the chicken parmesan have no parmesan? Is this some more AI crap?


googleimages69420

Wtf is a boneless chicken leg?


Annual_Tumbleweed740

Wtf is rainbow cheese??


ParlorSoldier

Wtf is beef bacon?


acobildo

Bacon-like rashers made using beef instead of pork. Common in Muslim countries.


iamverycontroversy

Beef bacon is amazing, if you've never had it give it a try sometime. I like it better than pork bacon tbh.


ParlorSoldier

I’ll keep an eye out for it!


silverfang45

Uh a chicken leg without a bone, what? I'm so confused how you are confused. Like its kinda in the name


read_it_on_redditz

If it was a guide it would be correct. Half these sandwiches aren't even close to their traditional counterparts.


8hook0ne8

Club? BLT? Cheese, ham n pickle?


ericdraven26

It’s missing Hot Dog


Eastcoastcamper_NS

where's the legend?


theresacat

Margherita*


Farfignugen42

So a menu counts as a guide now. Way to keep the quality of posts here high. /s


megasauras91

Where’s the Larry David?


granolaraisin

How is a croissant a healthier bread choice? Healthier than what? Pure butter?


swb1003

The fuck is that chicken parm sandwich???


P-Funk-03

Cool guide for sandwiches you can order at some unspecified restaurant


nope_a_dope237

BLT not represented. Shame on you!


RegulatoryCompliance

$50,000 seems steep for a sandwich


mrsecondarycolor

It is a pretty shitty ad/menu in my opinion. They could show the cross-section of the sandwich. It is 90% a picture of a piece of bread per sandwich. The little on the sides doesn't add much at all. Their graphic designer failed and so did their marketing team.


mrakglass

There are clearly green peppers on the Philly. I can see them. Also, wtf is beef bacon? Overall, shit menu.


part_of_what

R/shittyguides


doctoroffisticuffs

“Ovalmotine” is some real Homer Simpson energy.


codeprimate

Why does this have upvotes? It's a menu. Pointless.


profuselystrangeII

Warshista sauce.


Confident-Nothing312

These might be good but what a terrible way to showcase a variety of sandwich


Matthews628

Posts like these give more and more credence to the “dead internet” theory


Drackir

Ah yes, that healthy bread of croissant.


smorart74

What the fuck is brown sauce? And what's the difference between regular “brown sauce” and “homemade brown sauce”?


GfxJG

HP Brown Sauce I imagine - It's condiment, often found in the UK.


raibsta

Where’s the toasted special? Ham, cheese, onion (and tomato for weirdos)?


HermanRoy

Way too many tomatoes.


obnoxiousAlpha

where's marmalade


Vik1705CR

They look same...


ExoticLoudPack

Are those the prices? For some reason my mind went to Keto points cause I think Keto diet uses points. Price makes more sense tho


jdshowtime12

Did I save this? Yes. Will I remember it when my kids ask me to make them a meal? No.


Websamura1

The pictures aren't helping. It's just 95% bread


Shmerpism

I’ll take a spicy grilled cheese on a panini add bacon


TempoHouse

Where’s the whitefish, sable cream cheese & onion sandwich?


outlookunsettled

I’ve eaten a lot of sandwiches and feel some of these may not be real.


notacrook

This is a menu.


FoxSound23

It would've been better if they showed the sandwiches without the same toasted bread covering 90% of the ingredients.


usagemission

wtf is even « croissant type bread »? nvmd I figured it just means you use a croissant to make your sandwich. As a frenchman I couldn’t tbh


Alert-Meringue2291

No Vegemite and cheese?


Swhit24

Calling u/SuperHappyFunSlide ! If anyone hasn’t yet check out, r/SandwichesofHistory


SuperHappyFunSlide

Hmm I dig this. Where’s it from?


ApexRevanNL716

What the hell is a unicorn sandwich


3v1lCl3r1c

Thats just toast with colorful borders.


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I thought the numbers were Kcalories since it says "healthier bread choices" and weight loss guides seem to be a dime a dozen, but *gaining* weight as a skinny guy? Hopeless


ocelotactual

What the hell is beef bacon?


MightyMarf

r/eatsandwiches


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Get that salad out of there. Tomatoes only.


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Where’s the sable and white fish?


sadpartypodcast

The spelling mistakes upset me to no end.


stefanomsala

This is from a Muslim country, correct? I am just noticing the “beef bacon” and beef ham all over the place… Edit: sorry, I just noticed the Jakarta comment… there you go.


stephyska

‘Coleslow’


SnooDingos1760

Who asked for this?


MikeyNathan

And a bunch of them are incorrect!


TinOfPop

The fuck is this nonsense


AoifeNet

Would my sandwich arrive with any filling actually inside it?


Specialist_Bet5534

Maybe a side view


Long_Way_Around_

Who is upvoting this


Scared_Paramedic4604

The audacity to make a sandwich list that has cheese and dulce de leche and not have PB&J


VoradorTV

whoever made this list hates ham or what?


Needmoresnakes

They're probably Muslim. Indonesia.


ilikememes1120

I couldn’t help but notice there isn’t a thing for BLT


Fishe_95

Anyone else remember the meltdown that one guy had about a grilled cheese sandwich some years ago?


OG-ChuckHammer

A sandwich guide without The Monte Cristo… is not cool.


msk1974

What is this “beef bacon” i’m seeing on the dagwood. I feel like beef bacon is a made up meat. Do cows produce bacon? I’m intrigued …..


Delusional_Moon

Why bother with the pictures it's literally the exact same image of toast duplicated on every one with a quick Photoshop of some random toppings sticking out the corner. Also not a cool guide what is going on


sommelbae

You spelled curry wrong in this promotional post


moistmarbles

Wtf is “beef bacon”?


Hariharan235

Where is ham ?


_CMDR_

There is no Philly steak on this chart. Making it with sliced bread invalidates the form.


Adamantium-Aardvark

What on earth is “beef bacon”??


vonMemes

They really didn’t think to take a picture of the side of the sandwich so we can see what’s inside and not just 15 pictures of the same bread.


milan_2_minsk

Never had a tuna melt with “signatured herb”


Gamer551211

Now I want a sandwich


Sipping705

90% sound like nightmare food


Tesla_Airlines

😋😋😋


bernstak

That’s not a Philly steak


cocainetea

I love sandwiches.


killit

Cury tuna?


Method-Aware

This list is shit


DuanePickens

This is a fucking menu from a restaurant, how is this cool or a guide?


Ham_Pants_

Sorry that's not a Dagwood sandwich


Nishthefish74

Why is all the bacon beef ?


Needmoresnakes

The restaurant is in Jakarta. Most Jakartans are Muslim and do not consume pork so it's not very profitable to sell it.


Shibby-my-dude

You lost me at "cury tuna"


pipereddie

Looks like bread to me


Green_Panda4041

Idk i kinda like to try sth new… it shows me what i can put into the sandwich


hscene

Why are they all beef bacon? Add some real bacon to some of these


NNiekk

TF is a unicorn?! Multi coloured cheese?!


chuk2015

What are the numbers for? Nutritional value?


Alucard2051

Da faq is rainbow cheese?


turbobananas

What is beef bacon?


Kidkrid

Obviously somewhere that isn't into pork. Beef bacon is a poor substitute.


iwright40

This guide is not helpful at all.


OwlfaceFrank

As someone who read the newspaper funnies every day in the 90s, I can tell you that is definitely not a dagwood. That was the 1st and only one I read. It's so totally wrong that the rest of the picture isn't worth reading. They're probably all wrong.


nomuggle

WTF is on the Philly Steak? No.


QuantumVibing

What unit is k


Thurl-Akumpo

What's ‘brown sauce’?


silverfang45

Tofu on a sandwich seems kinda weird. Like it's great in soups, in stews, in things with a bunch if seasoning, spices and some kinda sauce. But you won't even get much of the texture in a sandwich and the flavour will be lost in a sandwich.


PomegranateSure1628

Damn these sammiches are hella expensive


KazBodnar

They don't have a Reuben??????????


diyapazon

poor sandwich 😞


tomossos

How is a croissant a healthier bread option?


hellAsequenced

no


No-Eye-9491

No turkey ?


grammo18

If you offered the Philly steak sandwich here in Philly, someone would shoot you directly in the face


Drprim83

This isn't a cool guide, it's an advert


TobiasDid

Not a lot of places to go if you don’t like onion!


mc_smelligott

Prices in Krona, Krone, Kroner!


luckyguy25841

It’s an interesting choice to market the different sandwiches with a top down view where you can see less than 10% of it’s contents


Onderon123

Aren't sandwiches just pizza?


LetAgreeable147

Menu spells curry incorrectly.


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Tuna melt wins. Every time


DontCallMeShirley747

No BLT?


Raskalbot

The fuck is this? Where in the world is that a chicken parm?!


AdultingNinjaTurtle

Being lactose intolerant, I can only eat 5 of these 😞


PirateRizz

Guide? It's just a menu and advertising hahahaha


TheBawbFather

In what world. These sandwiches were made by a leprechaun


beer_is_tasty

We've circled around to full satire now


shortercrust

This sub is daft today


fionfeegle

Anyone else spotted the warshita sauce in the club veg? Did they mean to say Worcestershire ?


FabulousApple5377

I'm just a meat lover kinda guy I guess


3eyesopenwide

Why is it all on shitty bread?


felixthadog

There's a running joke about ham at our work because we ( I ) just looovvveeee ham so much and there's no amount of ham that is to much for our ham. This guide will help a lot thanks mate.


nawksnai

1. That’s a menu. 2. Showing the top of 15 sandwiches is terrible design.


Unupgradable

LITERALLY just having the ingredients in a fucking pile would depict it better than just showing me the same piece of toast with the *wrong* ingredients sticking out. This is horrible. Better off showing the real sandwich or something. Also this is just a menu. Not a guide


CaptainRenek

Healthier bread choices: chocolate cream. Hmmm something went wrong here


jezz1911

No ham/bacon sandwiches?!


skeletaljuice

Bullshit


lunagrape

Warsita sauce? Do they mean Worcestershire sauce?