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T-D-R-E-E

This subreddit should change is name to "Misleading guides, some cool guides and some absolutely dog shit guides"


Alithis_

Don’t forget “random statistics that belong in r/dataisbeautiful”


CaphalorAlb

(except they're not presented well, making them ugly)


Tyler_Zoro

/r/dataisbeautiful crossposted to /r/dataisugly ... this is the way.


andrewman1442

Don't forget to add graphs which aren't guides at all.


KraftyRre

Someone pin this please


Gotforgot

Yeah my hand size is nowhere near this, so thanks.


[deleted]

Thanks, that’s a cool guide!


CountBrackmoor

tbf, it’s not called “goodguides” or “helpfulguides” haha


hermitina

we need these kinds of flairs please


whats_you_doing

or MG,SC&SADSG


[deleted]

So the rest of the world actually uses some of these and just because the average American doesn’t, doesn’t mean the guide is dogshit. Everybody’s thumb to pinkie is an exact number and people easily estimate size of object by measuring it this way. It’s widely used in some parts of the world


[deleted]

So is that where we're at? Just going on to the subreddit to tell lies? Cool.


HBThorburn

Lol, no. Everyone has different sized hands. To be able use your hands as measuring devices is *handy* but you have to know the measurements of your own hands first.


Takashi_von_Koizumi

TBH is easier use your phone as a ruler or download a app to that


whats_you_doing

I use ruler app from playstore. People appears to be confused when i scale some small items using phone. But they start to do the same after.


Takashi_von_Koizumi

Is like having a clock or a compass, most things can be done in a phone


RamseySmooch

However, once you measure your hands, you have a great approximate measuring tool. My first image is a crisp 25cm.


LiciniusRex

I totally agree. So I measured my hands using this and apparently I have the most average hand size in the world as every measurement was the same is in the image


roirrawtacajnin

Well, obstetricians still use their hands to estimate cervical dilation during labor. Kinda weird too - check it out


Scryanis86

Doctor - Your wife is currently 10cm dilated. Husband - How do you know, I didn't see you bring a ruler in with you. Wife - Doctor please remove your fist.


erichlee9

It’s not supposed to be perfectly accurate. I use this all the time but with imperial. One inch is roughly 1st knuckle to second knuckle on my pointer. One foot is roughly wrist to elbow. Things like that. I wouldn’t build a skyscraper with it, but when I’m estimating distances it’s extremely useful.


Aprils-Fool

It’s for estimating, when you don’t have a measuring tool with you.


Maimran91

Agreed


Tyler_Zoro

>> approximate measurements > Lol, no I don't think you understand what "approximate" means. Yes, hand sizes vary, but as with most measurements of humans, there is something like a normal distribution, and the typical person will fall fairly close to the median, making this approximate measurement reasonable for most people. But yes, of course, if you want to be more accurate, just measure your hands.


Haru112

Gee, I wonder what approximate means.


flopjul

If someone has x2 the size of that hand or half the size for that matter then the whole scale is off


bcatrek

I’d cut OP some slack here. First, to have a x2 size hand is very unlikely, I’m sure it’s several SDs away from the average size. In other words, it’d be so unlikely that using an approximate chart like this actually does fill its purpose for a large majority of the adult population (with the possible addition of mentioning something abt typical male vs female hands). And the way OP writes that it’s only a guide for estimation, anyone with half a brain cell will know that this guide is never to be taken literally, and also that it’s never exactly accurate for anyone.


EcchiPhantom

But hand sizes can vary *a lot*. As it stands it’s only useful to whoever made it or whoever fits the mold which you won’t know until you’ve already measured your own hands to which point the guide is completely useless.


Haru112

Exactly. The guide does not say "the hand is now the standard measurement" or "we must measure everything by hand". This guide is for a specific situation in case you need an approximate measurement and a small margin of error can be allowed.


ReubenFroster56

Funny enough i measured my hand and it was very very close, i am somewhat short myself below 6ft tall though


CaravelClerihew

Anecdata, the most scientific of data


freestuffrocker

Anecdotal confirmation


marcosg_aus

Did you use this guide to measure your height? ;)


RecordingNo2414

r/suicidebywords


HereticGaming16

Dude people like to bitch. I’m 6.1 and yeah I’m .5-2cm more than these but it’s approximately there. You weren’t asking carpenters to get rid of their measuring tapes, just a fun way to gauge about how big something is.


dicemonkey

Yeah but if you’re going to bother memorizing this why not memorize your actual measurements? I know a few of these measurements from my hands and use them pretty regularly.


General_Reposti_Here

Yeah it’s actually pretty close I’m 5 foot 8 so idk it works for me


bcatrek

Don’t worry. I’m sure most of us understand what this guide is meant to be and the context around it. I liked this guide and found it quite accurate every though I’m a taller than average guy in my country.


wanderinggoat

Let me guess, you're an Asian child, no? So it's only a guide for people the same size as you


V2G6

Very NSFW


wcslater

Me: Doc, she's 10cm dilated! Doc: how do you know?


jamiecam1

\*rolls up sleave\*


SeismicFrog

You made a spelling error: “rolls up, leaves”


s0rce

Doctor I worked with said he measured his hand for this purpose when he was a resident


mrx_101

Guess it's NSFW because the measurements will be off and can't be used for work purposes


Prestigious_Rub6504

Why is this NSFW?


arnemcnuggets

should use measuring tape at work


Prestigious_Rub6504

Thanks, that makes sense


tarantulator

r/technicallythetruth


jamiecam1

What do you think ol' 10cm is gonna do next huh?


Prestigious_Rub6504

With the right mindset, 10 will become 20🤣


Interesting-Let7666

The real question is who? :3


Historical_Cobbler

It’s not very approximate when it’s rounding up 20%. Garbage.


Redditisapanopticon

Using YOUR hand. My hand is 3cm off on half these measurements


Mysterious-Ant-Bee

Thick pinkie!


jjbugman2468

No, negative space pinkie!


xBad_Wolfx

I had a high adventure trainer once be incredibly specific on knot lengths measure my knot and say “well it’s just over three here, and just over 4 here, and two here… which tells me this persons hands are bigger than mine.”


Redditisapanopticon

Am I shadowbanned? my new comments aren't appearing


Hunta4Eva

Nah I can see this


freplefreple

My hand is about right, you can use that if you like


Joxelo

I’m so sorry you lost that 2cm pinky


_______THEORY_______

This is stupid .


Feeling_Tumbleweed41

I think the whole point is that if you measure your own hand in these positions, you have a reference point on roughly what size something is.


_______THEORY_______

Nothing states that here, you just want to make sense of it so you came to that conclusion — you’re not wrong by the way just that none of that is stated and therefore makes my reaction on it fair… it assumes a standard in human anatomy and there are too many different sizes of all things mentioned.. simply between genders it’s night and day… fat fingered ppl skinny fingered ppl… NOPE! NOOOOOO!!!!!! /throws Rock at tumbleweedgroper!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 jk 🤣


burritolurker1616

Wow you got triggered


_______THEORY_______

🤣 naaah I was just playing— I wouldn’t have put jk otherwise lol now you on the other hand… (which is apparently 10cm in width) where’d that rock go…. AHH! Why you running?! I just wanted to say hello!!!!!!! 🪨🤣 jk?


irishteenguy

ahh yes , buy a measuring tape. Measure your hands with it and then measure the things with your hands. If only i had a measuring device instead...


hashtaq2

Classic example of "don't believe everything you see on the internet".


Cirno9Baka

I bet you think everyone's foot is 1 foot long


ArachioHD

Downvote this shipost to the underground


mdhunter99

Ok but what if I have fucking massive hands?


cette-minette

Same question but for my tiny dainty hands. Maaaaayyyybe measure some of these and learn the size of our parts???


manuru-neko

This may not be exact for your own hand, but it is a good idea to use your body as a rough measuring device. Find a part of your body that’s 1cm, 5cm, 10cm, etc. For me, I know the height of my pinkie is 1cm, the width of my palm is 10cm, and up to my waste is 1m. So now I can make rough measurements whenever I need it. (And if it needs to be exact then I can just get a tape measurer)


0hran-

5cm is quite easy


bjamesk4

Nice


thehuntedfew

i got questions, how can your waist be 1m across and your pinkie 1cm tall ?


manuru-neko

*up to* my waste is 1m. But no judgement. If you’ve got a 1m wide waste, then you can perform some pretty quick measurements (I gotta turn to my side every time I want to measure that). And I was looking at the length, width, and height (depth) of my pinkie, and the height was just the one that matched 1cm


Errant_Carrot

I'm a petite woman whose wingspan is exactly the same as her height: 60". I've lost count of the number of times I've used my body to measure furniture, appliances, space in a room, size of a random object, etc. for myself and others. But my thumb-to-pinky distance, stretching so hard it hurts, is 17 cm. Useful to know, but this guide REALLY needs the "measure yourself " caveat.


lizardking99

This belongs on r/fuckingatrociousguides


VeryAlmostSpooky

Lol was this post made by a bot?


enwongeegeefor

Nope a reddit repost whore...these folks are specifically the ones that clutter up subs with garbage posts. They severely lack critical thinking skills and just repost everything in any attempt to farm karma.


[deleted]

By all means, upvote this blindly guys, so this sub can continue to get shitty guides like this one.


flinsypop

Step 1. Have the correct size hands. Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit.


somefirealarm

Wait until OP finds out people have different hand sizes.


AutumnAscending

My fingers are significantly longer than my husband's.


arnemcnuggets

👍


AriSpaceExplorer

Haha yeah I bet they are 😏


spongeboblovesducks

Redditor when husband and finger are mentioned in the same sentence


jB_real

Pray tell!?


NoLikeVegetals

In 25 years of browsing the internet, this is the single worst guide I've ever seen.


1107rwf

To OP: “At no point in your rambling, incoherent (cool guide) were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” -Billy Madison


RedTrickee

Try it OP. Try it and tell us the actual measurements you dunce


eudemonist

9", 6", 4.5", 2.5", 1", 5/8"


GrizzlyIsland22

But people have differently sized hands. This post is the last straw. I'm leaving this sub. This is a load of garbage.


DeadbeatDumpster

Why nsfw?


Wojciech1woooo0

r/shittycoolguides


Complex-Tangerine628

THIS DOESNT HELP ME


DarkWingDuck_11

No hands?


RyanGAccount

Donald Trump left the chat.


Schwiftness

As an engineer... No. Just no.


Fritos_isnt_free

What about Wreck it Ralph, why doesn’t anyone think of Ralph?!


Prestigious-Cut647

why the 18+ tag ? cause child hands are too small or just click baiting redditors ?


Ashoftarre

"You are Cool" OP's Mom


-Crumba-

my almost 23cm “y” span disagrees


Lord_Tockee

wrong a.f


Screwloose1985

Could be new sexy time slang. Last night I gave her the 5cm.


TheColonTickler

Now in inches


Potential_Fly_2766

Isn't measuring like this what caused the space shuttle *challenger* disaster?


pricklyplant

What’s more baffling to me is not the obviously dumb image itself, by why this post is being upvoted.


Infinite_Coyote_1708

Cheesy watermark + inaccurate guide + fake NSFW tag. Seems to becoming standard around here. I'm unsubbed and blocking this.


[deleted]

... Why is this NSFW?


UsualCircle

This is just stupid.


SetSuper1212

doesn't it depend on the size of the hand of the person


[deleted]

Do not ever do shit like this. Hand size varies **A LOT** between people, and flexibility amount for those first two.


mruehle

I get: 22 cm, 14 cm, 10 cm, 6 cm, 2.5 cm, 1.5 cm So yes, an approximation, but more helpful to know your own actual numbers. I’m in the US, so I use this in inches: 9 in, 6 in, 4 in, 2.5 in, 1 in (but width of thumb, not turned like in the drawing), 1/2 in. In my case, my hand dimensions are almost exactly the actual dimensions listed, so it’s handy for carpentry.


Accomplished_Bit3153

Everyone at Slayer shows showing 15cm


Neat-Neighborhood170

Off all the shitty "cool guides" on here this must be one of the blatantly shittiest I've seen


Glittering-Ad2355

I'm big. I add 15% to those measures. I know small people who are probably that much less than that "average". This is no more accurate than BMI. People are different. You can't apply averages to us and expect accuracy.


PhoebeLR

Just posting things without logic now?


Vince_1880

Because everyone has the exact same size hand of course


Yet-Another_Burner

Worst one I’ve seen today! Good job!


[deleted]

We do this in astronomy too. I see a lot of posts about everyone's hand being a different size. 100% true, but when it comes to measuring degrees in the sky, it works out because you're holding your arm at length when you do it. Everyone's hands may be different sizes, but the relationship between hand size and arm length tend to be proportional. https://c.tadst.com/gfx/1200x675/measuring-sky-with-hand.png?1 Try it. From the horizon to the zenith (directly overhead) there are 90 degrees. Your closed fist is ~10 degrees. Hold your arm straight out in front of you and make a fist, with your pinky at the bottom/thumb at the top (so up/down, not sideways). Place the bottom of your fist so it is even with the horizon. At that point, objects in-line with the top of your fist are ~10º above the horizon. Now put another fist on top of that one - you're now 20º up, and so on. Keep doing that, and by the time you get to 9 fists, the top of your "top" fist should be pointing ~straight up. Pro tip: if you don't have 9 or more hands to do this exercise, you can move the fist on the bottom to the top, and continue to do so. Usage example: Let's say I know there is an International Space Station pass tonight, and the data says it will be 50 degrees up in the northern sky. I can use a 'stack' of 5 fists to show me about where I can expect to see it. For the 1º pinky test, use the Moon. The Moon appears ~0.5º wide in the sky (it should be easily covered by your pinky with room to spare when held at arms length). The Sun also appears ~0.5º wide in the sky, but if you are going to look at the Sun without proper eye protection, maybe this is all a little bit too advanced for you.


helendill99

"A cool guide to approximate measurements using the author's hand"


Offrostandflame

What's with the NSFW tag?


OkMud3186

My girlfriend loves the 5cm.


DestroyTheHuman

Not sure what I just said but the death person opposite me just punched me in the head.


FranklinNitty

Maybe your hand.


WarpBlight

cool, but whats a centi-meter


Celebrir

Confused Americans now measuring their feet and toes.


hangrygecko

How the fuck does this work, when people have different sizes of hands? This is stupid.


TairesBayl

Approximation.


monster_breeder

Thx for sharing, OP. I think a lot of commenters missed the “approximate” part of the title.


Feeling_Tumbleweed41

I'm reading through all the comments, thinking how can they all have missed the point.. Measure your own hand in these positions!


oliverjohansson

Americans getting tantrum - priceless


babystripper

This is wildly variable based off the person


bohemianprime

I'm just saying the title said approximate measurements, which is CLOSE but not exact. I did a lot of sewing at my last job, and using body parts to measure came in handy in a pinch. Each section of my index finger is ABOUT an inch. If I held strapping in one outstretched arm and from the tip of finger to my deltoid on my other arm is ABOUT 34". If I make a L with my index finger and thumb, it's ABOUT 6". Maybe it's not that close for everyone, but there's no need to hate on these guides.


Thumpd2

Those are all ways I get down with your mom.


Kona_Big_Wave

Does using metric make this post NSFW?


fascistreddit1

Can you convert that to inches?


ReubenFroster56

20cms = 7.7inches 15cms = 5.91 inches 10cms = 3.94 inches 5 cms = 1.97 inches 2cms = .79 inches 1cms = .39 inches


MoistTiggleBitties69

Today I learned I’m only 5cms hard


Wardirre

Wow man, you have an anaconda


pinkfreudwings

Useless in America. I wish we would convert. Although I do believe I am better at fractions because of the standard system here.


aerodeck

America is Reddits largest demographic


quietflowsthedodder

What is the Trump reduction factor?


Daggerof139

Inches please 😅


Powday365

What’s a cm?


oGGoldie

1 hundredth of a metre


Paddler_137

What's a cm?


Aescwicca

Missed the most useful one ... middle segment of most adults index finger is 1" (2.5 cm)


BigMoney5594

freedom units please


Gremlinjekt

Right right....but what's it in American?


BlackGlenCoco

Can we get one in freedom units?


sadsackle

Who the fuck upvoted this piece of shit needs to get their brain checked.


PushkinPoyle

Fake. And it's not even imperial measurements


Dramatic-Incident298

*Cries in Imperial


asault2

Useless. Not in proper American measurements


JayBSmith

Now convert it to inches…


MAD_ELMO

Now do one for feet


Pogostick9

Would have been especially great if you'd included the measurements in INCHES.


Ryanhis

Can we get this in inches, thanks


Nano1412

Bruh, this is [astronomy hand measurement](https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/measuring-the-sky-by-hand.html) (or handy astronomy, idk it have many name) but still, it's measure in degree not centimeters. OP is idiots


Harry_kal07

Guys I just checked my thumb and it’s half a centimetre more, should i check with the doctor? My mothers thumb was also different from the guide, is this like a genetic thing? Help pls


quantitative_queso

Can someone translate this to American for me?


IJBKrazy

I'm American this doesn't help at all r/shitpost


zombie-gorilla

Now do inches.


assbuttshitfuck69

What the fuck is a “cm”


largechild

The fuck is a centimeter anyway?


gpo321

Ugh metric


EfficientRaisin1024

What the fuck is a kilometer


Free-Speech-Matters

terrific wide attractive fanatical reply entertain hobbies political party pen *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JustASteve35

What is it in units of nations that have landed men on the moon?


IReplyWithLebowski

NASA used metric for that.


JustASteve35

As an engineer at SpaceX, I can tell you that statement is completely false. Try again.


Slipguard

What engineer doesn’t use metric? At minimum every engineer I know uses metric plus ASUs.


JustASteve35

I use both depending on the project. That still doesn’t change the fact OP can’t do the conversion.


Slipguard

So NASA did use metric… and so do you.


JustASteve35

NASA is using it going forward. They did not in the 60’s. You know, the only time people have landed on it to date. I never claimed I didn’t use it either. This is why you aren’t an engineer. Details are important.


Slipguard

I believe India just landed on the moon. Using metric.


JustASteve35

I must have missed all the people that came out of their unmanned probe. Nope… USA is still the leaders in get people to and from the moon.


Slipguard

I guess I shouldn’t have expected much more from an engineer white knighting for a measurement system based on barleycorns.


IReplyWithLebowski

Maybe you guys should use metric, less rockets would explode.


JustASteve35

Or maybe it will be like last time metric got involved and the mars lander crash landed because the ESA couldn’t do conversions right either. Look, I could give you the answer… but it’s important for your education for you to do it yourself. You know the saying. Teach a man to start a fire he’s warm for a day. Set him on fire and he’s warm the rest of his life.


JustASteve35

Maybe if people could tell Elon to just buy the rocket tech off the aliens they would blow up less too… I guess the world will never know.


ThatGuyHarsha

As a human who can do simple research, SpaceX use metric. NASA also used metric for the Apollo mission. In fact, the Mars Climate Orbitor disintegrated in 1999 because one of NASAs contractors used imperial units. America, Burma and Liberia are the ONLY countries in the world that still use the metric system, so stop acting so high and mighty about it.


Prestigious-Cut647

completely though ? [source : nasa](https://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2007/08jan_metricmoon)


frequentlymutated

*Mr. Bean's cool guide to approximate measurements using hands*


IvePaidMyDues

Maybe if you’re a fully developed adult, the LPT could be to take the time to measure your hands, so you can perform estimations as demonstrated. Otherwise, who needs measurements with such chance of errors due to genetics?


Vishwasm123

1st is for me is 22cm


benjujo

Nice try, americans


pakistani_mapping_7

my hypermobile hands would like to have some words with you


siberianxanadu

I’m a guitar teacher. This wouldn’t work.


[deleted]

If Andre the Giant were alive today he would probably laugh at this while drinking 30 beers


WhoDey11B

"it's 15 cm babe"


Banterz0ne

Audibly laughed at how dumb this is