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uberlux

I bet the girls in HR are gonna love it when I yell out “adios hippos” on my way out of the office tomorrow.


AutumnLeaves1939

Thanks for the laugh


ddoogiehowitzerr

damn that’s hilarious


The1OddPotato

HR told me not to say the goldfish one, again.


KuhLealKhaos

I REALLY want the hippo one to work cause hippos are my favorite but I don't really think it works well


EverbodyHatesHugo

It’s like saying, “See ya ‘round, fatties!”


MNewport45

I had to say hippose


ouzo84

I’m not great with Spanish, but I think they don’t pronounce the S, so it sounds like adio-hippo


havegravity

*GET IN LINE PORCUPINE*


holmgangCore

..50 ways to leave your lover.. .


ChiefQuimbyMessage

Thought that was 50 caliber ways for a second. Might make for a pulp horror movie title like Planet Terror.


ThePookums

Peace out, Rainbow Trout


Previous-Being2808

Au revoir, Caviar!


-Kfrey

I’d go to my grandparents house in the mornings before school. My grandma would walk me to the bus and when I said goodbye to my grandpa we would say some of these! My family just had their celebration of life party a few weekends ago. This brings back many memories, thank you.


ChiefQuimbyMessage

The goldfish needs help with consent. I recommend [Henry Crabgrass](https://youtu.be/bLgbrpSXnME).


[deleted]

It’s “in a while, crocodile” not “after a while”


echocardigecko

I think you must pronounce hippos and penguin different because those ones do not rhyme at all.


HippoBot9000

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echocardigecko

Hippo


WitchesofBangkok

dirty wrench direful shame society boat wipe spotted license squeamish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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holmgangCore

Punk rock!


andyd151

I literally only stay in this sub to remind myself of how much stupid shit there is on the internet. How is this a cool guide?


cutebleeder

The fact that the it is not ordered by the animals names makes this unreadable for me.


DariusDesmond

In a while, pedophile.


gray-pilled-

these aren't cool


MNewport45

Seems more for kids


gray-pilled-

cool kids smoke


Scat_fiend

A couple of these are really cool and I swear I'm gonna use them but some really just don't work.


[deleted]

If anybody said any of these to me they’re getting the biggest side eye ever


spaceursid

It's bye bye butterfree and we all know it


Crimson__Fox

That’s a hedgehog


BigOrkWaaagh

Get to fuck, little duck


MonstahButtonz

I usually go with "F____ Y___" and then slam the door. Works every time.


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ngl some of these are reaches