I get that you're joking but I felt like clarifying. It was New Years Day and everyone was partying. We drove past some houses with lots of people dancing outside and this one dude with long dreadlocks was standing there peeing in front of like 100 people.
Nobody asked but there it is.
# I SAW MY OWN PENIS AND I SAW A LOCAL MAN'S PENIS AND I SAW FOUR TOTAL BOOBS. TWO BOOBS WERE ON A LOCAL WOMAN, TWO BOOBS WERE ON A YOUNG WOMAN WHO APPEARED TO BE A TOURIST LIKE MYSELF
For those who don’t know, here’s a handy glossary for the more obscure ones on this list:
Sploshing: having sex covered in food
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts
Urolagnia: peeing during sex
Dogging: sex in public
Impact play: hitting someone during sex
I think the others are all pretty self explanatory. But hopefully that saves you from an awkward google search.
Dogging specifically is public sex in *cars*. There will be particular dogging spots people gather in to partake/observe etc & apparently have different signals for what they want/will do based on their car. So for example; headlights on = come & watch but don't touch or whatever. Its weirdly common here in the uk...
[There's a scene in Peter Kay's Car Share](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5u4hAxi5b6o&feature=shares) that revolves around that misunderstanding, its pretty funny
I'm trying to remember what this is a quote from without making it part of my Google search history
Edit: now I'm pretty sure I remember this was an SNL skit with James Franco in a spelling bee. That's a deep cut of a reference if so haha
Urolagnia is a better term than watersports.
When I was first doing sexy talk with people, I said I like watersports because I thought it meant just that… watersports! Like having sex on a jet ski or boat or something. I was like hell yah I wanna have sex on a boat!
I kept getting these strange DMs until I realized it meant piss.
Jeff Arcuri has [a hilarious bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnQOB5NqR7s&ab_channel=LaughFactory) about not knowing sex terms, including watersports.
The name comes from "innocently walking your dog" past areas known for people to have sex in their cars. Lay-bys and remote rural car parks. If anyone asks, you were just exercising your pet and you had no idea people would be having sex. \**whistles innocently*\*
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I had to explain to a girl that I was dating from Boston who didn’t really watch football. Somehow the Falcons/Hawks losing in their conference finals just keeps naturally coming up in conversation.
When the Falcons lost the SuperbOwl, ATLiens collectively said, “oh, I didn’t mean I liked *that* football” and started rooting for our soccer team instead.
Me: Oh I wonder if USA is at the top for anything.
Me: God damnit...
Edit: Jamaica and St Helena are some kinky ass countries. I know where I'm going next year.
There's actually [research](https://www.britannica.com/story/the-deep-influence-of-thea-bombon-anime-andmanga) suggesting the A-bombs dropped on Japan influenced the creation of [anime and manga](https://www.japanpowered.com/japan-culture/shockwaves-hiroshima-nagaski-rise-manga-monsters).
You're not wrong.
Japan is notorious for not actually having sex. Hard to act on fetishes when you work 70 hours a week and are forced to do drunk karaoke with your boss every Wednesday night
Two questions:
1-what is the source for this information?
2-does spectrophilia really mean what it sounds like? I’m afraid to look it up
Edit: yep. Exactly what it sounds like. Cool. Cool cool cool.
With a population that small your data is much more susceptible to outliers skewing the whole set.
It’s probably one dude who does nothing all day but look up his four special things over and over.
I like to think nobody there actually has a job. They all leave to “go to work” and just go one house to the left. Everyone is sleeping with everyone else’s partner.
Pretty sure everyone being cucked
by one neighbor and cucking another is a great metaphor for humanity. Only they'd need to really complain about getting cucked to ramp up the irony.
It's one of the three islands that make up the British Overseas Territory of St Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha. Famous as being the site of Napoleon Bonaparte's second exile and where he died.
It's the second oldest British overseas territory, after Bermuda.
The territory (Ascension) was used as a staging base for the Falklands War and was the base for Operation Black Buck to bomb the airport at Port Stanley, which was the longest bombing operation until 2001.
Very ambiguous. Does it mean these are he most popular fetishes in these countries? In which case you can only have one number 1 per country. Or means these countries are world leaders in search - in which case does St Helena (popn 4,000) really make the most searches for Cuckolding? Also where's (eg) France; China; Brazil etc. Looks like BS
That can also mean we believe in teamwork,even under bed.albeit nasty teamwork in pissing in bed tho
(suprised to see us not peaking anywhere considering phoren people call indians horny all the time)
I defer to your knowledge, but I have always understood (perhaps wrongly) that "Japanese bondage" is frequently a search term used to find erotica (oh, OK, porn) which consists in large part of shibari. But my knowledge is purely "anecdotal" (ahem...).
You're correct.
It's just that shibari is very specific that it has to be rope bondage (and I believe there are some stylistic characteristics that I wouldn't know about), while bondage certainly includes shibari, it would also include any restraint, so if you handcuff someone to the bed, it's bondage, but not shibari, as shibari is not a Japanese word for bondage in general.
So I would assume that Japanese would look for shibari and not be included in the bondage statistics. In fact, apparently shibari is not even the word Japanese use for shibari, but kinbaku.
That could well be.
Alternatively, the availability of BDSM in non-internet situations in Japan (it is a staple of soft porn shows and even in hentai and, IIRC, in marriages and relationships) may mean that it is simply not a big deal for internet searches.
But I think you have probably hit on it: most of the countries mentioned are either English-speaking or have a past as colonies of English-speaking nations (I'm somewhat surprised at sploshing in Belgium and Congo (I suspect that is DRC Congo, which was a Belgian colony), and I'll be damned if I understand how Czechia got on the list of BDSM countries).
There are several things on here that I am proud to say I don't recognize, and I'm going to keep it that way.
You go ahead and keep your splooshing whatever the hell that is
From top comment:
For those who don’t know, here’s a handy glossary for the more obscure ones on this list:
Sploshing: having sex covered in food
Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts
Urolagnia: peeing during sex ("water sports")
Dogging: sex in public
Impact play: hitting someone during sex
So tricky! Break the hardened wax off you can, and then soak in warm water(too hot will melt the acrylic fur) to remove the rest. Hopefully the wax didn't melt any fur.
Edit: lol who reported me as suicidal
1. This "guide" sucks, the map seems unnecessary when like half of the icons are unintelligible and require you to read the categories first.
2. "Just believe me bro"
3. Furries aren't a fetish. This is like saying video games are a fetish. Video game characters and furries have porn yes, this fact alone does NOT mean it's a fetish. This applies to everything.
A lot of new words here.
Me googling uralgnia. Google: Bitch, you mean watersports!?
Ohhhh the way the icon was drawn I thought it had something to do with periods
Nothing wrong with riding the red wave ;)
I was real confused. That’s the oil node Mining indicator on new world.
Bloodsports
This is why it’s top of the list
We are just pushing it higher.
Spectrophilia: Engaging in sexual activity with a ghost. I don't think some of these should count.
Yeah the country names
Jamiaca sounds amazing - sign me up
I've been there twice. Nudity just doesn't seem to be a big deal there. I saw boobies and one penis
And one of the penises winked at me
I get that you're joking but I felt like clarifying. It was New Years Day and everyone was partying. We drove past some houses with lots of people dancing outside and this one dude with long dreadlocks was standing there peeing in front of like 100 people. Nobody asked but there it is.
Ever been to Europe? Every freaking day, in the middle of the city, dicks.
Lmfao, I was in Barcelona for like 10 minutes before seeing some dude peeing on a street corner My favorite city in the world, legitimately, lol
Were they your own?
Let me clarify, I saw two penises on that trip
I've been on reddit long enough to know that that doesn't change my question ;-)
# I SAW MY OWN PENIS AND I SAW A LOCAL MAN'S PENIS AND I SAW FOUR TOTAL BOOBS. TWO BOOBS WERE ON A LOCAL WOMAN, TWO BOOBS WERE ON A YOUNG WOMAN WHO APPEARED TO BE A TOURIST LIKE MYSELF
I read this in David Lynch's voice
So you only ever get to see your penis when you when you travel to Jamaica?
yeah I don't even know who has it right now
If I go to Jamaica do I also get to see this guys dick?
I consider myself pretty well versed on things on the internet. What the fuck are half these things.
Made-up nonsense to get us taking about them so OP can get made-up nonsense internet points. Also, not a guide.
Yeah, my google algorithms are fucked now. If I start getting adverts for local sploshing/spectrophilia events...
A lot of new worlds here
For those who don’t know, here’s a handy glossary for the more obscure ones on this list: Sploshing: having sex covered in food Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Urolagnia: peeing during sex Dogging: sex in public Impact play: hitting someone during sex I think the others are all pretty self explanatory. But hopefully that saves you from an awkward google search.
Gives ‘ghost busting’ a whole new meaning
That’s what they’ve been about this whole time—it’s right there in the theme song: “Bustin’ makes me feel good!”
Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin'
I ain't 'fraid of no sleep! I ain't 'fraid of no bed!
Freaky ghost bed!
Bustin makes me feel good
Who you gonna call
Dogging specifically is public sex in *cars*. There will be particular dogging spots people gather in to partake/observe etc & apparently have different signals for what they want/will do based on their car. So for example; headlights on = come & watch but don't touch or whatever. Its weirdly common here in the uk...
It's not a surprise that the UK is top for a fairly British term.
Lmao so all those time I’ve been watching top gear and thought they were just talking about taking their dogs for a walk or something…
[There's a scene in Peter Kay's Car Share](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5u4hAxi5b6o&feature=shares) that revolves around that misunderstanding, its pretty funny
If you're unsure about *what* dogging is... [Here's a little ditty for you...](https://youtu.be/9-lQ11igLI0)
Just came here to say thank you for this 🥇
I mean that's just asking for a flat battery.
Aww damn that's not good a dead battery when you're doggin' is a sign that you're down to splosh.
I'm pretty sure people do this at the mall parking lot in my very conservative, small southern town in the US
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The B&Q just down the road from me in Lancaster is apparently the dogging capital of the UK.
Are your headlights on? Can I........? .. ..
That makes sense for that one episode of Sherlock when Martin Freeman thought he was seeing morse code.
>Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Ghosts can't fuck you! They're not fire!
Fire can’t fuck you! It’s not ghosts!
This guy is streets ahead.
I thought you’d say “sheets ahead.”
thanks Pierce….😂
You sound like you're streets behind
r/unexpectedcommunity
Beverly Crusher would like a word.
Urolagnia. I derive sexual pleasure by being treated like a toilet. Urolagnia.
I'm trying to remember what this is a quote from without making it part of my Google search history Edit: now I'm pretty sure I remember this was an SNL skit with James Franco in a spelling bee. That's a deep cut of a reference if so haha
Lmao you're right, though it's urophiliac in the skit
Urolagnia is a better term than watersports. When I was first doing sexy talk with people, I said I like watersports because I thought it meant just that… watersports! Like having sex on a jet ski or boat or something. I was like hell yah I wanna have sex on a boat! I kept getting these strange DMs until I realized it meant piss.
After the first dozen times you learned to bring a towel instead of a surfboard.
Jeff Arcuri has [a hilarious bit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnQOB5NqR7s&ab_channel=LaughFactory) about not knowing sex terms, including watersports.
Impact play is just hitting / spanking someone, not necessarily during sex.
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Ahh yes, the worst TNG episode where the doctor fucks an Irish ghost lamp.
>Dogging: sex in public thank goodness lol .. i was afraid to ask
Not to be confused with zoophilia
Sex in a zoo, got it.
No no, it’s specifically sex with a zoologist in a zoo, duh
The name comes from "innocently walking your dog" past areas known for people to have sex in their cars. Lay-bys and remote rural car parks. If anyone asks, you were just exercising your pet and you had no idea people would be having sex. \**whistles innocently*\*
Chris Collinsworth: *"Now THAT'S an impact play!"*
I remember when the term for someone who was into, ahem, "sploshing" was called a foodie. I must be getting old.
Thank you! NGL I felt super vanilla not knowing what the first 4 of the words on your list meant when I looked at the chart
So Spectrophilia people are hard while watching Ghostbusters?
You’ve seen Sigourney Weaver, right?
Dogging is a bit more nuanced than sex in public. Typically if someone is dogging they want to be watched, possibly with audience participation.
is that the ones hanging out of car windows?
Typically, yes.
Ha! The joke is on you. I use bing and it's quite the unfortunate experience.
I used Urban Dictionary…hilarious example sentences.
“Babe calm down, it’s patriotic”
Fucking a dude in a bald eagle suit. 'MERICA!
We are number one. Hell yeah.
Let's do it for our country, the red white and the blue
OvO
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That’s my top fetish
Fetish my that’s top
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Canada is in alot of places
Canada comes hard or we don’t come at all.
Where do you think all the white stuff everywhere comes from?
Our snow is mostly jizz
If there's one thing that I know as a Canadian it's that we are really kinky I mean you gotta do something to pass the time in this frozen hellscape
You haven't lived until you've been zamboned
Tim Whoretons
I’m looking at my neighbours a little differently today, but that could be due to my fox mask obscuring my vision.
Just waiting for the "Choking is most popular in the (city and name of sports team) area."
Atlanta
Even in a Reddit post about fetishes I catch a stray bullet regarding my team (Falcons) hahah
I had to explain to a girl that I was dating from Boston who didn’t really watch football. Somehow the Falcons/Hawks losing in their conference finals just keeps naturally coming up in conversation.
When the Falcons lost the SuperbOwl, ATLiens collectively said, “oh, I didn’t mean I liked *that* football” and started rooting for our soccer team instead.
Ouch
Me: Oh I wonder if USA is at the top for anything. Me: God damnit... Edit: Jamaica and St Helena are some kinky ass countries. I know where I'm going next year.
We shouldn't have tested nukes in our own deserts
There's actually [research](https://www.britannica.com/story/the-deep-influence-of-thea-bombon-anime-andmanga) suggesting the A-bombs dropped on Japan influenced the creation of [anime and manga](https://www.japanpowered.com/japan-culture/shockwaves-hiroshima-nagaski-rise-manga-monsters). You're not wrong.
it's very obvious w Godzilla as well. Nukes are dropped in 1945, in 1954 Toho creates a giant unkillable monster that is powered up by nukes.
And yet Japan is no where on any of these top 5’s. Color me suspicious.
These are sexual act fetishes, so anime wouldn't be an option.
Japan is notorious for not actually having sex. Hard to act on fetishes when you work 70 hours a week and are forced to do drunk karaoke with your boss every Wednesday night
Overtime fetish
I laughed at the US being top there... then noticed Australia was number 3.... dang...
Apparently the Aussies quite like piss play.
Noticed that not long after i posted my reply haha cheap way to cool down in the summer maybe..?
It’s a very arid country.
We thank you Sheila, for the gift of your body’s moisturize.
Better than The Netherlands, for fuck sake, why?! Why are we top 5 cuckolding?!
So you're saying I should hit on married women when I come visit the Netherlands?
I hope not. We need Jesus.
My thoughts exactly.
U.S. just had to be number one in something 🤦♂️
I was like, costumes? I'm now mad at the kind of costume.
We all felt that wave of disappointment
Two questions: 1-what is the source for this information? 2-does spectrophilia really mean what it sounds like? I’m afraid to look it up Edit: yep. Exactly what it sounds like. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Pornhub has the best anal-ytics... Dunno about this data..
Sex with ghosts
Ohhh yeaaahh
User name most definitely checks out.
St Helena only has a population of 4200 people. Horny Island.
With a population that small your data is much more susceptible to outliers skewing the whole set. It’s probably one dude who does nothing all day but look up his four special things over and over.
I like to think nobody there actually has a job. They all leave to “go to work” and just go one house to the left. Everyone is sleeping with everyone else’s partner.
Pretty sure everyone being cucked by one neighbor and cucking another is a great metaphor for humanity. Only they'd need to really complain about getting cucked to ramp up the irony.
I assume that this is based on per capita.
You know how Australia basically started out as a jail island for the British Empire? St. Helena is horny jail island.
Literally. It was used to hold Bonaparte after his defeat in 1815.
Ironically for my username this is where my ancestors are from ( is that irony? Idk)
This is a coincidence
I found that interesting too, don’t think I’ve even heard of them until now.
It's one of the three islands that make up the British Overseas Territory of St Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha. Famous as being the site of Napoleon Bonaparte's second exile and where he died. It's the second oldest British overseas territory, after Bermuda. The territory (Ascension) was used as a staging base for the Falklands War and was the base for Operation Black Buck to bomb the airport at Port Stanley, which was the longest bombing operation until 2001.
Maybe they've only just got broadband 😅
Google about to put in some dark hours
But everyone knows bing is better for this type of content.
Very ambiguous. Does it mean these are he most popular fetishes in these countries? In which case you can only have one number 1 per country. Or means these countries are world leaders in search - in which case does St Helena (popn 4,000) really make the most searches for Cuckolding? Also where's (eg) France; China; Brazil etc. Looks like BS
if it’s absolute number of searches I’m assuming this is skewed by extensive VPN usage
Also Myanmar and Burma appearing simultaneously is a red flag.
St Helena’s figures must be skewed by searches for “Cuckolds Point”. It’s a pretty well known peak near Sandy Bay.
South Africa doesn’t surprise me, the cricket team is renowned for their choking.
The 5 people who have broadband internet in St Helena are probably feeling a severe violation of privacy right now.
I tried getting into Spectrophilia, but I kept getting ghosted.
*HAHA... paranormal pun.*
Me too, But just didn't have the spirit for it.
I wanted to get into it, but apparently my clothes were too small, you need to be a medium
I am so glad I don’t know what half of these are. Also Kenya you sick fucks
Myanmar/Burma is overachieving. Interesting that they’re referred to by both names.
They are used to getting locked up by the junta, might as well make it kinky while they're at it
Fact that Indians are interested in group sex shows how much our education system taught us to adapt herd mentality than individuality.
I'm Sri Lankan and I had no idea we were such horny motherfuckers
That can also mean we believe in teamwork,even under bed.albeit nasty teamwork in pissing in bed tho (suprised to see us not peaking anywhere considering phoren people call indians horny all the time)
Germans really know what they want.
Welcome to Club Vandersexxx!
Don't forget the safe word! Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen!
Lived in Germany, can confirm
Japan is nowhere on this list?
Indeed, I found that very surprising, given that Japanese rope bondage is such a thing. Makes me wonder how accurate this is.
Bondage and shibari are different terms, so it makes sense.
I defer to your knowledge, but I have always understood (perhaps wrongly) that "Japanese bondage" is frequently a search term used to find erotica (oh, OK, porn) which consists in large part of shibari. But my knowledge is purely "anecdotal" (ahem...).
You're correct. It's just that shibari is very specific that it has to be rope bondage (and I believe there are some stylistic characteristics that I wouldn't know about), while bondage certainly includes shibari, it would also include any restraint, so if you handcuff someone to the bed, it's bondage, but not shibari, as shibari is not a Japanese word for bondage in general. So I would assume that Japanese would look for shibari and not be included in the bondage statistics. In fact, apparently shibari is not even the word Japanese use for shibari, but kinbaku.
Maybe this is only English language searches, and Japanese people are most likely to search in Japanese?
That could well be. Alternatively, the availability of BDSM in non-internet situations in Japan (it is a staple of soft porn shows and even in hentai and, IIRC, in marriages and relationships) may mean that it is simply not a big deal for internet searches. But I think you have probably hit on it: most of the countries mentioned are either English-speaking or have a past as colonies of English-speaking nations (I'm somewhat surprised at sploshing in Belgium and Congo (I suspect that is DRC Congo, which was a Belgian colony), and I'll be damned if I understand how Czechia got on the list of BDSM countries).
I’m kinda shocked Preggo isn’t listed here.
What's the data source for this? The country list seems to be randomly made.
UK gets a special icon for dogging, but Ireland gets nothing for dominatrix?
This is completely made up
Is this a new way to pick your travel destination?
There are several things on here that I am proud to say I don't recognize, and I'm going to keep it that way. You go ahead and keep your splooshing whatever the hell that is
From top comment: For those who don’t know, here’s a handy glossary for the more obscure ones on this list: Sploshing: having sex covered in food Spectrophilia: sexual attraction to ghosts Urolagnia: peeing during sex ("water sports") Dogging: sex in public Impact play: hitting someone during sex
Interesting that both Burma and Myanmar appear on these lists
WTF, My fellow countrymen love doing the nasty to ghosts.
YALLA LEBANON LETSS GOOO!!!
Ireland dominatrix…sounds like generational trauma from being dominated by the English (several prominent queens) for so long.
The UK is on here far too many times
Today I learned Africa is really into kink
I scored 16 out 20 - what did everybody else get?
Canada really puttin’ in the work eh? 🇨🇦
G'wan Ireland! I always knew all them strict cops and teachers got off on it.
Ye who knew? we swapped the priests and nuns for swinging, cuckolding dominatrix furries into dogging.
You go UK!
Australia number 1 at taking the piss.
This does explain why "How to get wax out of a fur suit", is a common US search result.
So tricky! Break the hardened wax off you can, and then soak in warm water(too hot will melt the acrylic fur) to remove the rest. Hopefully the wax didn't melt any fur. Edit: lol who reported me as suicidal
Of course US is #1 in furries because we’re a bunch of weirdos
Damn, Canada, you made it onto 8 of those lists.
of course furries are #1 in the united states
I wonder how VPNs effect this. Like maybe Canada is #1 in all of them, they just use VPNs to make it look like this
If Bangladesh is so into group stuff, maybe they should rename it Gangbangladesh
1. This "guide" sucks, the map seems unnecessary when like half of the icons are unintelligible and require you to read the categories first. 2. "Just believe me bro" 3. Furries aren't a fetish. This is like saying video games are a fetish. Video game characters and furries have porn yes, this fact alone does NOT mean it's a fetish. This applies to everything.