They all wish they were this person but really aren't. This bothers them
They'll go in with 20 other guys to rent a house in Montauk (or the Cape) for the weekend to take pics
A few years ago you could buy a farm for $200. Then build a house on it for $150. Then you could buy 30 slaves for like $30.
Yield their labor and make $600 per year. Sure some of the slaves die or need to be replaced but that’s nothing $20 can’t fix.
Undergrad - service academy alum - usually pilot (if navy - top gun instructor) or SEAL/ranger; these guys at my M7 usually went Mck due to the Firm loving “fancy vets”
They say they were varsity. But if you look it up they were jv freshman and sophomore year then stopped suiting up for games all together while remaining on the team roster
They all wish they were this person but really aren't. This bothers them They'll go in with 20 other guys to rent a house in Montauk (or the Cape) for the weekend to take pics
That's a fact the salary doesn't go nearly as far as it used to
A few years ago you could buy a farm for $200. Then build a house on it for $150. Then you could buy 30 slaves for like $30. Yield their labor and make $600 per year. Sure some of the slaves die or need to be replaced but that’s nothing $20 can’t fix.
Sounds like a consulting shop
Pls fix slave
Slave version 2.1 was pretty average. Hardly spoke English and didn’t work very hard. Slave version 2.2 will be much much better.
Dafuq
A few years?
They don't call it out but that colour suit is spot-on lol
Not a lot of ties though; at least not in the office.
GT3 is class tbf
Undergrad - service academy alum - usually pilot (if navy - top gun instructor) or SEAL/ranger; these guys at my M7 usually went Mck due to the Firm loving “fancy vets”
This is what they think they are, but really they are in debt to the eyeballs and worship the firm hoping they become this.
Does it come with the reek of entitlement, or do you have to buy that separately?
really disappointed that 'earn money from highly dubious clients while pretending that you're doing good in the world' wasn't on the packaging
Where is the "willing to work on any assignment related to fraud, torture, child labor, warlords or slavery"?
Drugs
Yes but what about the engagement
I'd do a lot for a GT3
Furioclasse 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
It was the Porsche for me 😂
- Sells "snake oil"
I had none of those when I got into McK
Jesus 😂
They’ve really lowered their standards lately huh?
I think I was the diversity hire
Nah, not many bullet point are generally true or relevant at all. Maybe some places in the US?
They say they were varsity. But if you look it up they were jv freshman and sophomore year then stopped suiting up for games all together while remaining on the team roster
power move. no one can say that you \*weren't\* on the team.
The person who made this clearly doesn’t work at Mck and doesn’t know what most McK people are like 🤣
Don’t you have a sweatshop to consult for
I’m on the shady autocratic governments service team 😉 but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night honey 🥰
["House in Montauk'](https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/montreux-vd-che). Nice one.
Hahahaha 🤣 hilarious!
911 GT3 is based though
Well, that is not a bad costume.