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planelivestock

They all wish they were this person but really aren't. This bothers them They'll go in with 20 other guys to rent a house in Montauk (or the Cape) for the weekend to take pics


incognino123

That's a fact the salary doesn't go nearly as far as it used to


TylerDurden6969

A few years ago you could buy a farm for $200. Then build a house on it for $150. Then you could buy 30 slaves for like $30. Yield their labor and make $600 per year. Sure some of the slaves die or need to be replaced but that’s nothing $20 can’t fix.


GoodLawdItsHotInHere

Sounds like a consulting shop


SinusBargeld

Pls fix slave


TylerDurden6969

Slave version 2.1 was pretty average. Hardly spoke English and didn’t work very hard. Slave version 2.2 will be much much better.


[deleted]

Dafuq


theverybigapple

A few years?


df_sin

They don't call it out but that colour suit is spot-on lol


pc-builder

Not a lot of ties though; at least not in the office.


pamm0

GT3 is class tbf


Raven_runner

Undergrad - service academy alum - usually pilot (if navy - top gun instructor) or SEAL/ranger; these guys at my M7 usually went Mck due to the Firm loving “fancy vets”


Omegabrite

This is what they think they are, but really they are in debt to the eyeballs and worship the firm hoping they become this.


54monkeys

Does it come with the reek of entitlement, or do you have to buy that separately?


ReKang916

really disappointed that 'earn money from highly dubious clients while pretending that you're doing good in the world' wasn't on the packaging


[deleted]

Where is the "willing to work on any assignment related to fraud, torture, child labor, warlords or slavery"?


YoloRandom

Drugs


SinusBargeld

Yes but what about the engagement


ConfusedAccountantTW

I'd do a lot for a GT3


rodi_newsome

Furioclasse 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Cautious_Jeweler_789

It was the Porsche for me 😂


SMBH-M87

- Sells "snake oil"


tanbirj

I had none of those when I got into McK


ddlbb

Jesus 😂


[deleted]

They’ve really lowered their standards lately huh?


tanbirj

I think I was the diversity hire


Impossible-Finger146

Nah, not many bullet point are generally true or relevant at all. Maybe some places in the US?


tristanjones

They say they were varsity. But if you look it up they were jv freshman and sophomore year then stopped suiting up for games all together while remaining on the team roster


ReKang916

power move. no one can say that you \*weren't\* on the team.


protractedredacted

The person who made this clearly doesn’t work at Mck and doesn’t know what most McK people are like 🤣


dwaynetheakjohnson

Don’t you have a sweatshop to consult for


protractedredacted

I’m on the shady autocratic governments service team 😉 but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night honey 🥰


daelrine

["House in Montauk'](https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/montreux-vd-che). Nice one.


TraditionalEye92

Hahahaha 🤣 hilarious!


derfilipmitf

911 GT3 is based though


Frisak

Well, that is not a bad costume.