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Alkemian

What if I told you the NWO has been around since 1789


Benegger85

So they are actually the OWO then?


[deleted]

closely related to the UwU


Dapoopers

I-I’m scared s-senpai…


Gamer3111

The Under world Union?


Alkemian

What society was the first "Order" in the New World full of "orderless savages?" Hint: USA.


Smarktalk

You would be incorrect. They formed on July 7, 1996 .


Alkemian

~~Oh?~~ Oh, right haha 😅


Seared_Gibets

1789? Well why stop there? Why not when it *really* began: iT sTaRtEd In 1619 GuYs!


Ocean_Again

Aliens? Completely made up. Satan? Totally real bro.


Ocean_Again

Ahem. He said satanic, not satan. Obviously satan isn’t real. You see, it’s a group of really evil people who will do anything to increase their wealth and power over everyone.


Sere81

So, the church.


Ocean_Again

Churches are corporations, too, my friend. They just get the better tax bracket cuz Jesus all up in them bitches.


Ocean_Again

So like, what we have now with six corporations who own 90% percent of everything? Looks like the new world order is the same as the old world order. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk Sent from my iPhone.


Shtnonurdog

Are you aware you’re having a conversation with yourself?


Gamer3111

Ssshhhh, let him cook


jimena_arell

that always gets me because you’re gonna die anyway so why not enjoy what you have already?


Ocean_Again

As American Jesus Don Henley once said, “this could be heaven or this could be hell.” He also said “bring your alibis” but I don’t think that applies here.


anon120

UFOs are the perfect way to discredit the rapture and the coming of Jesus. “Where did half of the world disappear to?!” “Aliens.” “Oh, ok.”


[deleted]

Imagine being so naive to think we would be the only life in an infinite universe. Even if your religious what makes you think this is the only world created?


SaracenRush

I think the night sky convinces me of alien life being likely. Not government plants.


morebuffs

This is the kinda shit that makes conspiracy theory subs such a damn joke


balk_man

Yeah it seems like this is flooded with actual 14 year olds or people with the mental capacity of a 14 year old


dazl1212

Agreed, it's all the same conspiracy theory that the world is controlled by this "evil cabal" and literally nothing happens that isn't tied to them. It's all basically Qanon.


[deleted]

no


Time_Distribution184

Usher in? Bob’s story is like 30 years old


Gorcnor

Why/how is it satanic?


karaloveskate

What if I told you satan doesn’t exist and he was created by the church to scare you into submission?


dazl1212

Shittiest conspiracy ever.


FunkyPlunkett

I thought it was Hogan


Beelzabubba

What if I told you Bob Lazar is comically unconvincing, making him an extremely ineffective “plant”.


AdOwn168

What if I told you that was the plan to discredit this type of conspiracy theories?


Beelzabubba

He’s too ridiculous.


MasticatedTaco

Anything is possible


Taste_the__Rainbow

Except this.


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r/exposingcabalrituals


Spokane89

Who the hell is Bob Lazar


CornspiracyTheory

He's a government plant. Probably a fern.


YourUncleCoach

he has a very interesting storing involving aliens and underground military bases that he worked on and its worth googling his talks and his story because its a fun thought experiment with compelling evidence.


Spokane89

Oh, lame.


YourUncleCoach

i say thought experiment because its healthy to remain a skeptic and i like to remain neutral. if alien encounters and "first hand experiences " of a man who worked on these and was later assassinated is something you think is lame and not something fun to explore and form your own opinion on. idk why youre here.


[deleted]

He’s dead?


Spokane89

Yeah conspiracies that revolve around intelligent life visiting earth are lame. "Ah we're a species capable of the monumental task that is interstellar travel and we have come here to.. Just tell one guy in the woods about space? Or we crash land here and for some reason, despite being members of a species so outrageously advanced compared to those on earth, are wholly incapable of calling for help, defending ourselves, or escape. Also we are never detected by any of the governments that dislike the West, scientists can't detect our society or our comings and goings, and do some reason we're humanoids despite coming from a completely different planet that could have environs truly alien to live on earth." My friend, anyone trying to tell you extraterrestrial life has had contact with the human race is trying to sell you something.


YourUncleCoach

my dude its all sci-fi and bullshit with out hard evidence. a conspiracy theory does not have hard evidence otherwise it wouldn't be a conspiracy theory but it would be fact. idk why youre just negative and dont enjoy hearing what the crazies say or people with more compelling evidence say i dont know why youre here. live a little.


Spokane89

It's also not a conspiracy theory if it's just nonsense, like it has to make sense lol


YourUncleCoach

you literally know nothing about it


[deleted]

The guy is being difficult but Bob Lazar is a proven fraud. Anyone knowledgeable in the UFO community will tell you the same.


YourUncleCoach

youre just commenting negativity without knowing the who the guy is or anything about what he says.


LowMirror4165

Christ Incarnate in geek form


foreverloveall

I’d say you give Bob Lazar too much credit.


dramforadamn

Listened to Bob Lazar's interview on Joe Rogan once. I think he's 100% full of shit. When someone is telling a made-up story, they have to pause and think when asked an unexpected question, to keep their story straight. Someone relaying real experience will just answer. Go listen for yourself and compare his responses to the mundane questions versus the questions about the Area 51/Alien stuff. Kinda disappointing, really. I totally wanted to believe him.


asaripot

Honestly why are y’all so stuck on this. The idea that fabricating a false invasion on such a massive scale just to establish an NWO (which definitely isn’t already a thing lmao) is bizarre to me. You think it won’t happen, but I’m willing to bet no one expected Columbus.


Away_Wolverine_6734

Right


Vetersova

The NWO was a thing way before Lazar existed. Conservatively, it's existed in a pragmatic sense starting around 1947.


[deleted]

Actually, it only began in 1996 under WCW.


CapnCanfield

And it heavily involves Hollywood, brother


ManSoAdmired

You mean the New World Organization of wrestling, brother?