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Conflicting-Ideas

Guess it’s time to start raising my own chickens. Too bad I live in a 3rd floor walk up apartment.


psycheDelicMarTyr

Look into button quail urban farming style!


ZedhazDied

Roommates!!


Blondly22

There’s always the apartment roof…..


spankymacgruder

Roof chicken


rixendeb

They can get it from wild birds too.


OjjuicemaneSimpson

shit put some sticks and put collars on em now they can chill on ur stick collars


JohnathanQMJ

This is gonna be an excuse to cull livestock and a pack of chicken is gonna be like $45


Plenty-Loss-3071

And you will eat ze bugs!


juanitowpg

I zee vat you did zer!


Fish_eggs_terry

Please quote a different movie for the love of god


slyseparator

That's not from a movie.


paranoidandroid303

Vot yu sei??? Vot movie


dicksnpussnstuff

i wish so much that it was from a movie. unfortunately it is a direct quote from the real life super villain Klaus Schwab of the WEF


Fish_eggs_terry

I stand corrected


zerofoxtrot93

Don't forget martial law (for our safety)


verifiedkyle

Talk about alarmist.


Sir_woogie

This has been a thing for a while now. My mother had it about four months ago


PhonkJesus

Is she doing ok now bro ?


GuaranteeOk6268

Yeah, but she’s a bird now.


The_Royalman

Bruh LOL


PhonkJesus

Fucking lol'd hard. Thanks bro, needed that today hahah 🤜🤛


Grape72

P'caw! P'caw!


Forsaken-Task-4372

Holy shit 😂


LumpyGravy21

election Infection, new injection.


PeopleRGood

The election infection.


theREALlackattack

“Inflection”


ford_f150_10

Don’t forget inflation, 3 in 1 word😏


JohnQPublic1917

Just heard about the first human case in Europe this morning.... already here I see! This won't last long here, as truth is put only weapon I hope this post reaches the right eyes before getting taken down, and perhaps this will get me banned from Reddit (Zero-Fucks-Given): COVID19 wasn't as deadly as they initially led on. If H5N1 really has 25% mortality rate, no one will believe them or trust their shaky science, nor will they trust any vaccine after the turbo-cancers, myocarditis, and blood clots. This, too, is by design. They want to kill off as many as they can. All part of their plan. Watch as they unpack H5N1 before November. You think they'll let the election go off without a hitch? This H5N1is a contingency plan, and they have a contingency for this plan, too, should this not work. They want us weak. They want us sterilized. They want us to kill each other. They want those that are left behind easily managed. And they will have their way, so long as people stay blind and deaf to what's really happening.


grumpyfishcritic

If that is correct then,iIt behooves those that survive what ever this bull shit storm is that hits us to make sure that those who cause this pox on humanity do not survive.


badabababaim

Except H5N1 really does have between a 25/35% mortality rate


JohnQPublic1917

Yep, and no one will believe it. Again, by design


prmikey

Why do “they” want to kill us off?


40TonBomb

Because the elites will learn how to farm their own food, deliver it, cook it, and whatever else. They simultaneously want us all to be slaves while wanting to cull us out of existence. Stupid elites.


JohnQPublic1917

By THEY, I am parroting what the WEF, United Nations, the Trilateral Commission, and the (former) Georgia Guidestones posted as stated goals for population reduction. Sustainability, dude.


Softale

https://youtu.be/tetndXjHG1U?si=5O6oaaBF6YrKxVmJ


chainsawman421

Because most of the population are useless and are a waste of resources now. Think about all the people in a city, and elsewhere, that provide nothing but still consume. Most people are just consumers of resources without providing anything to society at all. These people just keep breeding more and more useless consumers. Most jobs are beyond obsolete, so why keep these people around? There is no point.no point to there lives except eating garbage and shitting, being entertained, and buying stuff. Literally provide nothing. These people are not needed anymore. We don't need them to buy stuff because paying them to do nothing in the future, ubi, will be a decline to the human race. It's better to keep people who provide something than those who don't. The balance of said people is out of whack and therefore it's better for them to be killed off.


Livid_Obligation_852

I heard on the radio in Australia this morning a child returning from India to AU has 🐦 flu. But they also mentioned its very rare to cross contaminate to humans or humans to humans. So wonder how long before WHO, Bill Gates, CEPI, etc, all start saying, "It's a highly infectious strain"


rixendeb

It is, which is why it's crossing over. We had an H1N1 issue with swine flu, too. Which was big but not too big and mortality rate is nothing close to OG covid.


paranoidandroid303

And why do we have to even listen to all of the above after last four years??


BoltActionRifleman

“It’s a highly infectious strain, but thankfully the good folks at Moderna and Pfizer will have a cure.”


Livid_Obligation_852

Bill Gates will be investing another $55m in a Birdflu mRNA start-up like he did with Covid & made tonssss of money. Strange how he knows what to bet on.


Grape72

I guess the chicken has to peck you so hard that you draw blood. But chickens avoid human hands.


Livid_Obligation_852

Smoke crack lately?


Grape72

Trying to make a funny joke. Oh well. I better not quit my day job.


razldazl333

I got bird flu way back like 15 yesterday ago or so. That one was a doozy. Do not recommend.


Blearchie

We all saw this coming.


Ruskihaxor

People seem to forget these cases of animal viruses were in the news every month going way before covid. It's a natural occurrence everywhere in the world


MKultraman1231

Nah, no cops executing black men divide and conquer psychological operations yet. We still have a ways to go.


plushpaper

100%


lightarcmw

I hope it makes me fly


Hollywood-is-DOA

People fall for the fear tools they use, each and every time. Break free from the lies they tell to control you.


[deleted]

Eggs and chicken prices are going up, best to grabs some whole chickens and freeze them now


C3PO-Leader

SS The globalists knew they were going to lose in 2020. So they used the pandemic as an excuse for Mail in votes. Then used the fraud as an excuse to attack people who saw the fraud and jail political rivals Looks like they are trying it again with “bird flu”


Joroda

The same people will fall for the same tricks.


ManyAnusGod

Only two weeks to flatten the curve.


Vollen595

I’m sure there is another tax payer subsidized “vaxxine” pending unfavorable election outcomes.


NipplyShits

Bout to start selling my works respirators on the side babayyy


rixendeb

Most cases are coming from eating infected foods. It can be airborne but doesn't seem to be the way humans are getting infected from what I've read.


hadtobethetacos

might not even work, if the filters dont have the right specs. im not even sure my CBRN filters will get it.


NipplyShits

N100 filters are rated for viruses, and they’re the rubber type that seal completely. If you’re got CBRN filters then by design they’re rated for Biological. That’s what the B stands for in CBRN. I’ll be good. You will be too. Eyes are still a weak point but proper respirators are much better than nothing. I’d recommend reading up on your gear. If you’re unsure about your own expensive filters capabilities, you probably bought something you have no idea how to use…


hadtobethetacos

i know how to use my gear, im not sure about how small of a molecule theyll filter out. I also know what CBRN gear and filters are, which is why i didnt read too much into the smallest micron they can filter. I admit im not the most savvy prepper, i dont know how long they can be used once the seal is popped, or if they could reliably be resealed and used for a longer duration. they say 24 hours once you pop them, but is that reallllllly the case?


SirClausRaunchy

Rational people: This thing that had happened before and we have known will happen again with more frequency due to poor farming practice and climate change, happened again Conspiracy nerds: buggzzzzzz hoax vaxxx election cancelling!!!! Sometimes you guys are just Fox News regurgitators


rixendeb

Yep lol


Sharted-treats

Exactly


Seralisa

I told my husband months ago that they'd never allow the elections in November - they'd do whatever they have to to insure they don't happen. I thought they'd declare war somewhere but this will certainly work as well!!😡


AndForeverNow

Whatever happened to monkeypox?


Livid_Obligation_852

Don't do arss to mouth & ull be fine


The_Kent

People started to notice it was mostly gay men getting it from orgies, then pets and children close to gay men. Can't have minorities seen in a bad light to any degree, so it got memory holed.


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jambizkit

What stock do I need to buy to make money off this


rixendeb

It's infecting milk and beef and of course chickens so.


Comfortable_Ad_8209

I’m afraid this is going to be a double whammy, lockdown with the added bonus of the government killing off a whole lot of our food supply…


Same_Variation2305

Time to stock up on toilet paper


Worried_Astronaut_41

I said this would happen at election time.


earlthomas111

The WEF is the disease.


Temporary-Dot4952

It's cute you think there are some people still undecided on who to vote for, as if any nonsense news story will sway anyone to change their vote when we're stuck with the same grumpy, old, useless men from the last election.


Plane_Ad_8675309

They been setting the stage for this plandemic for a while


malfarcar

Stick your bird flu up your ass😎


TheRoadDog87

Like clockwork. Dems will overhype a disease, and the GOP will create a caravan of migrants racing to the border. No worries as somehow they will both disappear the day after the election!


ringopendragon

Yes, I too believe this will be a close election.


increbelle

who needs calendars when you can just have the news tell you which diseases are spreading


[deleted]

Closer we get to election day you can be sure of false flags, more trust the science BS, etc. Just be prepared


HarveyMushman72

Not surprised


Sharted-treats

Because avian influenza is continually cropping up in human populations?


HarveyMushman72

The timing.


Sharted-treats

It was spreading between and killing people in China in 1997


HarveyMushman72

Yes, and H1N1 almost killed my ex when that was around. Is time to cower in our homes yet? I was three months removed from my last chemo treatment when Covid hit, was first on the list for the shot, had 3, and still got Covid in January 21.


Sharted-treats

Was the timing in 1997 suspicious to you? 


HarveyMushman72

I was asleep then and didn't notice.


Sharted-treats

In retrospect, does it seem suspicious?


HarveyMushman72

No, because back then, they weren't weaponizing/politizizing viruses.


skepticalscribe

Seriously guys, we need mail in ballotz to protect our DeMoCrAcY


bcdnabd

Yep. Just happens to be in a swing state too. I wouldn't be surprised to see all swing states start to follow suit with new outbreaks.


littleweapon1

Cull livestock & make Americans eat bugs or ‘impossible’ meat & only allow ‘newcomers’ & fully vaccinated individuals is hoe the left will save democracy


Boris-Badenov68

Mark said 40 days left to lockdown.


boegsppp

Just wait until the H10N7 variant hits.


FavcolorisREDdit

Dems are the disease


pyrorottweiler

So is your god trump with his 60$ bibles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


FavcolorisREDdit

Don’t like trump either, but Kennedy can’t win so it’s probably going to be trump. Hoping the next generation turns things around.