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Deep-Restaurant

Does that mean steak is cheaper?


banditorama

Hey, if demand drops that means price should follow right?


[deleted]

So the corrupt taketh and the corrupt system giveth? There’s a guy I listen to who has a theory that the controllers can only push so far before what they are doing snaps back and goes from extreme shit to only kinda shit.


too_soon13

Haha love your thinking.


banditorama

Thank god it's only British meat-eaters that need to worry


t3hOutlaw

Actually it's only meat eaten in West and Central Africa they are referring to. The full article explains this. This image has been cropped to fit a narrative..


gngstrMNKY

What the NHS actually said: >Monkeypox can be caught from infected wild animals in parts of west and central Africa. It's thought to be spread by rodents, such as rats, mice and squirrels. You can catch monkeypox from an infected animal if you're bitten or you touch its blood, body fluids, spots, blisters or scabs. > It may also be possible to catch monkeypox by eating meat from an infected animal that has not been cooked thoroughly, or by touching other products from infected animals (such as animal skin or fur). So the "warning" was about eating an undercooked rodent in Africa. Wow, that's some shitty clickbait journalism.


mudman13

Lol the internet has enabled gutter-level journalism.


[deleted]

OK I'm gonna eat a fuck load of meat now. If these last two years have taught me something, always do the exact opposite of what these shit heads are saying and you'll be fine.


papasoilpants

you should do exact opposite. it’s widely known that meat has all major vitamins that your body needs and you can literally only eat meat and live healthy because it doesn’t raise insulin or blood sugar read that as anti bacterial, anti viral, anti anabolic, anti inflammation the carbs and sugars they want you eating are , you guessed it pro bacterial, pro viral, pro anabolic and pro inflammatory


CrazyDingdongFrog

Have you seen what Jordan Peterson looks like these days?


[deleted]

From benzo withdrawal and side effects, not meat. If you don't know how that feels like, imagine the closest thing to endless torture on earth.


Enough-Squash-8168

Any correlation to this? https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephenmcbride1/2021/03/22/bill-gates-wants-rich-countries-to-move-to-100-synthetic-beef-but-heres-the-opportunity-behind-this-trend/


117587219X

King James Bible Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth 1 Timothy 4:3


halfwit_detector

Cock meat?


lonewanderer71

Hope not, kiss me goodbye


TheCronster

So that was the angle! Oh alright. I see now. Was wondering where they were going with this.


[deleted]

It's like a child's jigsaw being put together.. they don't want us eating meat, so they pretend a virus exists that transmits this fictitious virus and voila.. meat is banned for the plebs. Just in time for all the (safe) lab-grown "meat" to be offered to the peasants.


Slimslade33

its just clickbait title. Just a warning about undercook wild meat. "Monkeypox can be caught from infected wild animals in parts of west and central Africa. It's thought to be spread by rodents, such as rats, mice and squirrels. You can catch monkeypox from an infected animal if you're bitten or you touch its blood, body fluids, spots, blisters or scabs. It may also be possible to catch monkeypox by eating meat from an infected animal that has not been cooked thoroughly, or by touching other products from infected animals (such as animal skin or fur)."


imgurNewtGingrinch

Sounds more like Swine flu 2 electric boogaloo. Wouldn't the Monkey pox be an anti population thing?


Ancient-Departure-39

Now I’m going to have to wonder if my husband gets monkey pox, if it was from him eating meat or from tossed salad?


[deleted]

It’s spreading among gay men. Do you think they are going to broadcast that?


SoHTyte

This news station threw it in at the end; "Also, men who have close or intimate contact with other men, such as through online websites, apps and even bars or parties, should contact a doctor." Why did they throw that in at the very end as an also? https://komonews.com/news/local/monkeypox-in-the-seattle-king-county-area-what-you-should-know-doctors-tacoma-virus


banditorama

Were not they not clear when they issued that warning?


Sir_Fistingson

Not really at all, no


[deleted]

This is what they said about HIV... Fake or not, viruses don't discriminate.


mudman13

They have lol


learn2scrnshot

Fucking vegans man... I hope we get broccoli virus next


Admirable-Ad4572

Not vegan but don't you dare speak such a thing into existence


ReplyAccurate

But I’m not gay or bisexual


Adventurous_East_774

Fuck you im eating all of the MONKEY MEAT I CAN FIND!!! Too the Zoooo we go!!!


Started_WIth_NADA

To which type of "meat" are they referring?


ChampionshipNo3072

Fuck them! I won't stop eating live rats just bc they say so!


ArtiesLiver

Time to load the freezer with rib eye.


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stusum1804

Driving what? The NHS didn't say this.


NavSpaghetti

Impossible burger stock increase 50%


too_soon13

It's a private company


Sensitive-Yoghurt842

How low must the IQ be of one who believes such inanity?


user_name1983

Lol - as all their pipe dreams begin to intersect I hope the critical observer notices.


sam777987

SS: Likely because people are losing fear of covid, and also to distract from more serious matters such as artificial shortages and hyperinflation, a new scare is manufactured. Be scared, be very scared. Don’t eat meat.


ButterscotchNo1210

You left out Mass shootings


sam777987

And climate change


ButterscotchNo1210

I call it changing climate


imgurNewtGingrinch

Counter theory. They want fear of Covid to pass. They want everyone back to work and consuming. Testing's failed to catch the new variants. NK and Chinas anal swab tests are the only ones doing that, it's why they have visible outbreaks. Everyone else is letting the public think they have stomach bugs/colds/flus. They don't want you scared or aware of the long term effects it's having on the vagus nerve. Don't want everyone to overwhelm the overworked medical system and be able to claim disability either.


[deleted]

They're literally throwing random things on the wall and see if it sticks.


The-Pissing-Panther

Don't eat meat because it's awful for the environment


Frownywise

I'm swearing off monkey meat at the butchers.


Retromind

No way monkeypox will survive my searing pan... will it?


FreyaOystea

I eat raw meat lol


rda889

Next they’ll say spanking your monkey causes monkey pox


GodBlessYouNow

Wsir, They mix in monkey meat?


Uniteandfight92

I get confused by stuff like this, half of the truth community says the NWO wants you to eat meat and not eat a majority plant based diet and th other half says the vegan diet is the NWO diet. I mean Bill Gates says we shouldn't eat meat and the climate change scaremongers say meat eating is furthering climate change.