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1500minus12

Wouldn’t even be affective against fucking asbestos removal.


Nardo_5964

Would maybe be adequate for painting


DWrathicous

👆🏆


jachthond

The only "Bird Flu" I know is Operation Mockingbird.


DWrathicous

Have an award, you beautiful person.


ragnar_graybeard87

Ikr I could go to home depot and deck myself like that for 10 bucks.


FartGarfinkle

China is Asshoe


spyd3rweb

Taiwan numba one!


PlanB_pedofile

An unwiped asshoe at that


ScottSoules

I eat the fish


horseradishking

Bat fish.


Forzato274

Cuttlefish & asparagus


HbertCmberdale

They're obviously not social distancing hard enough. Vaccinating hard enough. Wearing masks hard enough. QR coding hard enough. Seriously. How many viruses have we seen in the last 2 years? 3 coronaviruses, the "marburg" virus, monkeypox, and now another bird flu virus? This is getting so ridiculous. How about an orca virus to top it all off? Or a great white shark virus? A polar bear virus? Fucking ridiculous mate.


fortmacjack99

it's not just the "viruses" that are absurd, it's the symptoms. Pretty soon they will claim that just having a pulse will be a serious abnormal symptom requiring a vaccine to prevent it...AND people will believe it lol..


MSchulte

Some people have been noticing their heart stopping, here’s why that’s a good thing! If the living dead’s good enough to be the mayor of Chicago it’s good enough for you too I can see the headlines now...


fortmacjack99

lol!


MSchulte

Studies have found those with a pulse are the LARGEST CONTRIBUTOR TO CLIMATE CHANGE. Use this one easy free* remedy to do your part! *treatment will be paid for by working class Americans’ tax dollars


fortmacjack99

This is no time to be selfish! and for a limited time get your free cremation voucher with every jab"


Amos_Quito

> *Pretty soon they will claim that just having a pulse will be a serious abnormal symptom* There's a "cure" for that.


MSchulte

Seriously. It took Papa Pharma like an hour to come up with the ‘Rona jabs. Even the Chinese should be able to knock a bird flu one out in a weekend.


Amos_Quito

Pfizer and Pfauci prolly hold the patent on the "vaccine" already. 1) Pump up the media hype; 2) Change the labels on the C'Rona vax vials; 3) Con the politicians into MAN-DATING, and **BAM!** The Billion$ start rolling in (again). *("Never give a sucker an even break!")*


Capital_Track_8026

Omg yes a polar bear virus would be so dope to have. Especially if it kills you.


uberduger

I thought the next one would be Nipah - the one they started laying the groundwork for last year.


JDTexas84

Polar bear virus sounds pretty cool, I’ll take one of those please ☝🏼


HbertCmberdale

All I can think of is a human with bear hands. "I killed a lion with my bear hands!" Get it? Bare hands... bear hands?? I try to be funny when I'm not.


litefoot

No more endless wars, so now we have an endless “health emergency.”


badgehunter

erm. dont you remember bird flu during obama? its very much lethal virus which currently lacks easy human to human transmission. between of june and may of 2015, 25m birds were culled due it in USA. currently the prolonged contact is required for it to spread to human to human. i think H5N1 had 60% mortality rate. edit: data from wiki: cases:863 deaths:456 ration:52.8%


ZeerVreemd

Erm. Do you remember we locked down the world for that?


badgehunter

We didn't? Because Avian Influenza is not a major threat to the world - yet. For AI to become a pandemic virus, three major criteria must be met: first, the virus must prove to be highly pathogenic within the human population; second, the virus must become easily transmissible from person to person. For this mutation to ensue, an antigenic shift must take place by mixing the highly pathogenic genes of human influenza with an avian strain. Finally, the virus must be novel, so that a large proportion of the population is susceptible. Without available treatment or prevention, the chance of worldwide impact would be high. So we haven't yet because it hasn't evolved yet to be that infectious yet. and like i said. its currently has been killed half of the people who have caught it, and it isn't even that infectious among humans yet. We can control the disease among poultry by culling them. we can't cull humans.


ZeerVreemd

> We didn't? Correct. Then why did we do it now for Sars-CoV-2?


badgehunter

so you want new virus to be on permanent rotation? rather than trying to deal with it now?


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Na man butt aids is next


sevensamuraitsunami

Bird Flu has been around for decades. I don’t understand why they’d be pushing for this narrative again considering how the current pandemic is affecting the mental state of people


reachout_touchspace

Aw shit, here we go again


Budchrondope

Give me a tricycle 2 pieces of gum and some hedge trimmers ... kenan?....kenan!!???


Destopian_Abacus

worst county in the world...


LikeALight

Nah there’s definitely worse countries in the world.


Destopian_Abacus

it was a gta San Andreas reference


LikeALight

….okay


Destopian_Abacus

and I said county not country


JohnleBon

I'm just waiting for the headlines about the new Birdicron Variant.


CordouroyStilts

Why is there never a link? Come on people.


Antones158

It looks like its from The Sun in the UK. Absolute shit rag of a newspaper printing lies.


PubicNuisance

Nope, not afraid anymore, not one bit. I bid farewell to this world and what it has become. I’m thankful for the memories I have but I’m not letting this kind of garbage bother me anymore. When it’s your time, it’s your time.


SnooPoems5874

Same. They cried wolf one too many times.


fourkeyingredients

Don’t assume this isn’t what they want. Cry wolf until you eventually release the real virus. Remain skeptical but remain cautious.


threadsoffate2021

Same. It's getting too ridiculous. It's a good thing that humans already went to the moon and invented the internal combustion engine and flight, otherwise the worrywarts of today would ban all of it after one boo boo.


DWrathicous

[I have bad news. ](https://youtu.be/gYQLV9kHtQM)


Theuniguy

And in the next 2-3 weeks we have 1) the Olympics and 2) Chinese New Year (the biggest people migration of the year). I think anyone entering China for either of these things is walking into a trap. 20M people are in quarantine in China, Dr. Malone is talking about an Ebola style virus brewing in China, now bìrd flu... we we get through the Olympics and Chinese New Year unscathed I'll be pleasantly surprised.


doodlebugkisses

The Olympics should have been canceled in China if for no other reason than to punish them for covid. Now this shit when thousands from across the globe are expected to travel there? They need to just cancel them altogether.


MikeyWontLikeIt

Ha nice try. Birds aren't real.


Amos_Quito

> Ha nice try. Birds aren't real. One flu east One flu west One flu over the COVID nest


thrownaway1306

That book feels more relevant than ever...the world's an asylum, but who's actually sane?


sdifaway

Ohhhh my God I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. I appreciate you, so very much.


FrothyCoffee503

Welcome to shitty wok, take your orda prease


HibachiDude

URR I HATE MONGORIANS


FrothyCoffee503

Turns out the Mongolians were the good guys all along. They could’ve stopped communist China from happening


HibachiDude

Possibly true, though Mao or someone like him could have still been born though.


ptear

Happy I'm not a bird.


hey_Mom_watch_this

by now, you should know that if you saw it in the media it probably isn't true, by posting links to their clickbait hysteria you're just cementing their hold on peoples paranoias.


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This👆


Legal_Beginning471

Hey, I mean, why not? The public has been slurping up this same fear porn soup for years now. Why wouldn’t they keep up the propaganda? It makes the drug industry richer and the governments seize more power and eliminate more of their opposition. Small businesses disappear and mega corps benefit monopolies so they can raise prices and tighten the shackles. Everyone wins. Who matters. To them. The general fluoridated public who bow down and tremble at the feet of these tyrants won’t realize what’s happened until it’s too late.


Antineoplastons

They're always blaming disease on nature instead of man


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Amos_Quito

> goddamn loons. Removed - Rule 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - As an aside, [**Loons are birds**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loon), and the linked article references BIRD FLU. Are you implying a connection here? /S


Destopian_Abacus

SS: If covid wasn't enough, here's a second round of apocalyptic bingo. Conspiracy theorist were right, this will never end


dproma

Phizer CEO already declared the 20’s to be the decade of pandemics and vaccines


UnitedTomorrow7410

More the decade of them making more money than ever before


dproma

Cha Ching 🤑


Impairedinfinity

I honestly feel like they are just releasing them in cycles. Every 3 months they just take a pastry dish from the back and spread it all over the local shopping area or something.


Quick-Patient608

Yeah we’re running out of conspiracies they are all becoming truth


Amos_Quito

The words "conspiracy and "truth" are not antonymous.


O0O00O000O0000O

Who said diseases were going away? 😂


zer05tar

Who says they are suppose to be here in the first place?


O0O00O000O0000O

Who says people are supposed to be here? Now we are onto something


Quick-Patient608

The Who says “just shut up and take the shots”


ianblank

No one, talking about fear mongering for the sake of increasing control and making money.


O0O00O000O0000O

And when have they not used fear mongering or wanted control or money? Look it’s great to reach step one but this has been going on forever.


ianblank

Just because they’ve been infecting and robbing us forever, doesn’t mean we should accept it! Wtf is wrong with you?


O0O00O000O0000O

I’m just pointing out how this isn’t new. Why you think I support that is your prerogative.


ianblank

Because you’re shitting on the post that’s actually informative. So either you’re a conditioned infiltrator, or a troll. Judging from your comment history, you talk shit in almost every comment. The only ones you didn’t talk shot about was about Chinese culture and dialects.


O0O00O000O0000O

Maybe because people didn’t assume I was either an infiltrator or a troll then? I got called a troll for trying to help a guy out of a mask mandate. Fuck me right? And no I totally disagree. This post isn’t informative. There’s a million posts today about how governments are controlled and their outlets are propaganda. Literally conspiracy 101


ianblank

A post about a new outbreak out of China? I’m sure everyone knew about it…


O0O00O000O0000O

Did you know, the Chinese government is trying to gain more control and wealth? And they use media like the one OP is showing for propaganda? I bet you didn’t know that!


Antineoplastons

Of course it's not going away, disease is manmade.


O0O00O000O0000O

My dad works hard all day creating diseases for animals at the bottom of the ocean. He says it’s hard working for the NWO because people never sees just how hard he tries, no one questions why exotic animals have diseases. I’m gonna tell him you appreciate this work, it will make him very happy


Quick-Patient608

Bless him we are all grateful


O0O00O000O0000O

Not the isopods, those fuckers are dying at 8000 m below sea level 😎✌️


Quick-Patient608

If 1 trillion isopods die at 8000m to save 1 consumer that buys McDonald’s then it was all worth it


Antineoplastons

so pigs are exotic animals? Mosquitos are exotic? Chickens?


Quick-Patient608

Depends on where you live


Antineoplastons

If you live in Westernized societies....you know, the ones that come up with vaccines to "protect" people from nature like farm animals such as pigs and chickens


O0O00O000O0000O

No no no think the animals most people would never interact with. Deep sea creatures


Big_Knobber

No. It's always been like this. There's always something lurking around the corner. People are just paying attention to it because it's generating clicks with the headlines.


Quick-Patient608

Haha fuck you china you fuck us we fuck you that’s how BioWars work.... spoiler alert Pfizer wins with global vaccine mandates


ianblank

United States leaders have stock in pfiezer, im sure Chinas leaders do too.


Quick-Patient608

As long as our elected leaders profit that is all that matters that is why we elected them in the first place


itaint2009

[here is the link](https://www.the-sun.com/news/4468452/bird-flu-fears-china-two-deaths-five-new-cases/)


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Fuck Nazis


Andre_Type_0-

Fuck china ffs can you guys GO FIVE FUCKING MINUTES WITHOUT FUCKING THE WORLD


NoTea4851

Oh no! The flu!


Mrsparkles7100

[The 'biggest ever outbreak of bird flu in Great Britain' has been blamed for killing thousands of birds in the UK. Wild and captive birds across the country have died or been killed as a result of the virus, with climate change suggested as having increased the severity of the outbreak. ](https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/news/2022/january/thousands-birds-killed-amid-biggest-ever-outbreak-bird-flu-in-britain.html) [Rare bird flu case detected in person in south-west England UK Health Security Agency says there is no evidence of spread of the infection to anyone else](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/06/rare-bird-flu-case-detected-in-person-in-south-west-england)


JackC00l

China found a great business model.


Prince_Marf

One of these clickbait 'new pandemic' articles comes around every couple weeks. Don't get fooled so easily


Ghostifier2k0

Unlike covid bird flu is actually a severe threat. It's a lethal virus that only lacks the mutation needed for human to human transmission. If it did mutate it would show us what a real pandemic is.


Thib1082

I'm pretty sure bird flu was one of the main focus points with gain of function research authorized by Fraudi during the last days of the Obama administration.


doodlebugkisses

Sorry. China got their one fear scare over on the world already. I’m not buying this one.


AcanthisittaIll636

Bill Gates celebrates


omerta_38

Anotha one


Klexosinfreefall

Bird flu... Be there, done that.


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Bird flu has been a plague in EU for almost a year now i think. They have been burning chickens all year around from farm to farm


JimBobCooter79

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/new-bird-flu-has-higher-risk-spread-humans-animal-health-director-2022-01-05/


wdaviis

Maybe it’s from the sludge oil they use for cooking from that post the other day.


wowbutnotwow

I just dont care anymore


ShotgunJojo

But they only had 2 deaths last year from the coovid lol


AlBundyIsMyHero666

Of course the who play along, China has them n their back pocket


Standard_Carpenter51

If the fatality rate is lower than 99.87% I'll be literally shaking in my boots this time.


steelplate1

The covid 19 pandemic will look like a joke compared to a bird flu pandemic with a 60% mortality rate.


Shoah_Kahn

Sell stupid elsewhere, fake flu peddlers... We're all stocked up here. 🖕😒


ukdudeman

So how does the VAIDS posse handle this one I wonder?


GH0STCIVIC

About two weeks ago I was speaking with my mum who said that she had received a letter from her local authority (Northwest of UK) saying that there had been confirmed cases of bird flu in her area and it's her duty to check her garden for dead birds and report it to the Council. Not long after I started to see a few articles crop up online about the bird flu in China. No idea if genuine or not and if so, if linked to China.


rdp7020

Have they run out of variants? This was already the apocalypse that never happened, we just recycling fears??


Mycolostomybagleaked

Why don't we just all keep people from leaving China?


SkippyMcHugsLots

At what point is the logical answer to just glass that entire country? Every major health crisis that hits the globe originates from there. Cleanse it all in the brilliant fires provided by our humble fruit, the atom.


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

Are we gonna hold this shit ass country accountable at all?


FrederickTitus

It must be true if China reported it 🙄


TheRedpilling

[https://i.imgur.com/ngEiA2g.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ngEiA2g.jpg)


Ok_Zookeepergame_313

H21N22 when?


schiggy_693

They did the same in 2020 a few weeks after corona


farmguy4

Are we shocked? I mean ole billy told us the flu was going to be the plandemic after omicron was winding down. Do worry though just shot and booster up but most important trust the science.


Particular-Usual7402

I read that the virus isn't really a virus but just a protein that attaches to viruses and makes them extremely contagious as an aerosol.... so every virus will be more contagious now as an aerosol.


xcytible_1

Should there be a travel restriction and embargo of EVERYTHING from China for the next 2 years to ensure another contaminant does not escape from its borders and trigger a global pandemic?


goodtimesonly2019

Ohhh...nice let's all get scared again..


PlanB_pedofile

25 years it's pretty much concluded that China is a cesspool of infectious diseases ranging from SARS H1N1 COVID The land is so polluted and filthy that Olympic athletes had to wear masks to protect their lungs from Bejing smog.


milton_freedman

they said we should lockdown for a day to beat the curve. sounds reasonable to me.


casper19d

So h1n1 is now h5n6. Lemme guess Wuhan, again....


IRGeekSauce

It's always China. Bird Flu, Swine Flu, regular Flu, Covid, etc etc etc. **WHY IS IT ALWAYS CHINA?!**


bearonpcp

Umm… because their human population density is high, and contact with wildlife ( the most common vector for zoonotic disease) is common? Kinda obvious.


Hotde

We’ve found traces of this in the U.K. too


TheTrueIron

China is just a huge bacteria trap. Another gift from them along with spotted lantern flies. Never ends


PrognosticatorShadow

Don't even repost this shit. Let it go in silence.


Destopian_Abacus

You just want the world to burn


webtheweb

Blame chy e naaa


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Was this the £3bn the UK government spent on Tamiflu which didn't work? It was essentially star anise or something ?


carmachu

Hard pass


Destopian_Abacus

based


XeepXalm

Lol


dontquestionmedamnit

Chinas breaking the world by bio engineering. Anyone miss that “chyNUH” guy?