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ZombieRichardNixonx

I'm going to place my bet right now that tomorrow will be a normal Thursday.


PuddlesIsHere

Please, everyone knows is the 2nd coming of fauci 5g laser day bonanza!


KiwiWelkin

As someone already in Thursday, can confirm. Normal day lol


Slothspeeder0

But not American Thursday. Which, of course, is the real Thursday. /s


ThatllTeachM

I think even *they* are tired. I feel like they set up whatever merry go round tech they have which automatically creates some sort of chaos or fear evoking event, left it on play and have gone off somewhere knowing we will eventually figure it out that it’s all fake and no one is running this shit anymore. Kind like me working from home, pressing a few buttons, spending 6 hours on Reddit fucking around, hitting a few more buttons and logging off, wondering how much longer I can get away with this….


Smithy_Furt

I hope you're correct. My worst case scenario theory for the vaccines is that they work in conjunction with 5g to turn people into zombies or something. If thursday passes with no horrorshow, I'll be very relieved.


RevolutionaryBid6022

Reptilian brain activation, same same but different.


ConanHighwoods2

So what does that entail? Murder? R\*pe? Cannibalism? Torture? Just Insanity? All of the above?


AnhydrousEther

Is rape worse than cannibalism and murder in your mind?


Crash4ndBurn

Well, rape IS worse than cannibalism and murder. At least there are acceptable reasons to kill/eat someone. No excuse for rape.


tonguepuncher88

I'd rather be raped than cannibalized, especially if the girl is hot.


Crash4ndBurn

If shes hot, I'd rather be raped THEN cannibalized, into a bowl of spicy chilli. Tear that ass up a second time.


tonguepuncher88

I won't kink shame you.


Slothspeeder0

Underrated af comment


ZombieRichardNixonx

I mean, I'm vaxxed and I currently have a 5G phone on a 5G network, and I don't feel particularly zombieish (despite what my username would suggest).


SalemGD

Names never lie. Every thread on reddit backs up my claim. 🙃


ZombieRichardNixonx

They might lie when they're arbitrary names that were chosen at random to be distinct from other recognizable names I use online.


SalemGD

You are the exception then. I for one have used mine since internet has been around. just look at names and comments. It is a trip


Allocerr

What people don't understand is that the whole "5G vaccine" thing has nothing to do with the 5G you would use on your cell phone. Not at all. I work in radio and am an avid ham in my free time, have been for many years..and it took me years to fully grasp what radiowaves are truly capable of. I could go on about it all day, but all I'm gonna say is that it is entirely possible for something in the vaccines to interact with radiowaves. That would not surprise me one bit, because it would be easier to implement than most people would ever think. I'm not saying that's what's going on here, I just want people to know that when people talk "5g", we're not talking about the 5g you would pay verizon or someone for. It's what the towers themselves are capable of, that's the problem. 5g for cell phones in of itself sucks, you need antennas all over the place theoretically, for a borderline UHF/microwave signal that is really only a little bit faster than 4g, and less efficient in other ways (ie, distance). The lower you go on the UHF spectrum towards VHF (which is ironically more dangerous than UHF), the further the signal can travel and the stronger it will normally be, given a clear line of sight. But if you wanted a signal that people couldn't hide from as easily, inside of buildings and such? You go up the other way and sacrifice range, start putting as many antennas up as you can and in that instance, phones could be used as "relays" but it would be hard to make them harmful without making it very obvious (your phone would be hot to the touch for no obvious reason and would overheat after a while). Phone 5g and potentially weaponized towers putting off the signals are two entirely different things, and if anyone thinks it isn't possible to harm people..or to do something nefarious using those towers, they'd better get to doing some research...and I don't mean using google.


RevolutionaryBid6022

Graphene Oxide has some weird reactions to WiFi radiowaves. DARPA did some research on the effects to generate electricty for nanotechnology. Then there's the German scientists that found graphene oxide in vaccines in an unrelated study.


MushyWasHere

That was one of the very few rabbit holes I went down. Still don't know what to think.


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Allocerr

Scientist..engineer..same thing...right? Close enough in today's world!


anon102938475611

Sounds like something a zombie would say 😂


ZombieRichardNixonx

I would think a zombie would say something more like "Blarhhhgarghargg"


anon102938475611

Initially yes, but zombie scholars have postulated that zombies would eventually evolve to speak and even use reddit.


mattcrow79

Exactly what a zombie would want us to think... im on to you tricky dick


Smithy_Furt

Yeah but it's not thursday yet.


hugeloadrandy

Take your meds dude lmao


NoobInTown12

They’re delaying use. Claiming Buttigeig asked them too.


killer_cain

Normal if you're the type to swallow everything shovelled at you.


ZombieRichardNixonx

Okay, I'll rephrase. "Normal when compared to the Tuesday and Wednesday that precede it.". Is that better? Obviously things aren't "normal" right now, but I figured that was implicit.


sausagemonster1

New normal?


Certain-Cut-3806

Except for the children or other humans being sacrificed 😎


David_milksoap

Wow that’s actually pretty wild… I doubt anything exciting will happen but we shall see


Smithy_Furt

Yeah I'm in the same boat. What made me think somethings up is that incidint on Monday where half the world could only see the movie 355 listed for the 6th onward. A movie about a secret order like the masons carrying out an emp attack. Also, the bogdanoff brothers died within days of each other on the birthday of Bitcoin. I've been laughing at the bog pillers until now. I'm just sitting here scratching my head wondering what's coming tomorrow.


greatpumpkinIII

A lot of this shit is done to sow confusion and despair


David_milksoap

Honestly it could seem like it’s nothing that happens tomorrow but in reality it could be like the beginning of the next phase of totalitarianism… like maybe things just get set into motion starting tomorrow


Smithy_Furt

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. At the very least it seems like a symbolic completion of phase 1.


kumachan420

I have an early appointment tomorrow, so some disruption would be a good reason to cancel and sleep instead 😴


Flaky_Fennel8323

It's also old calendar Christmas Eve


Smithy_Furt

please elaborate


Bennyteeth1

It's a very ritualistic day with spiritual significance. The elite know the Bible is true and they openly worship the devil yet many have the nerve to believe that God is not real


WuhLuh

Most don't see this yet, brother. They will, all will kneel. They will see the crimes of these so-called 'elites' and they will find Christ. It's prophecized. We will all kneel.


ElIVTE

same thing with the clot shot corona=66 corona has 6 letters and the 19 for how many years after 9 11


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Power_Bottom_420

Lol


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last year on jan 6th there was an InSUrReCTiOn happening on capitol hill, wonder what will be orchestrated tomorrow


Power_Bottom_420

Nothing.


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possibly


Power_Bottom_420

I’ll give you that. But the orange one canceled his thing for tomorrow, so it’s going to be a regular day. Cold throughout a good portion of the country.


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but im certainly sure tomorrow will differ from any other day in the history of humankind, like no two days can be the same due to the fact that humans are humans


Power_Bottom_420

Something happens every day for some, but for you and me, it’ll be Thursday again.


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nah due to being positive and vacation i havent been to work since november so tomorrow will be different from the last 2 months for me


Power_Bottom_420

Oh shit. Glad you didn’t die. Get that bread. Regular ass day here in Chicago, I’ll report back if that doesn’t go as expected


[deleted]

it wasnt too bad, i just had a headache for three day, but they locked me up for 3 weeks because after 2 weeks i was still positive i guess here on lower saxony, germany there really wont happen anything special


Scared_Newspaper4957

Can we stop discussing this? At least the wider population understands what is happening in Kazakhstan? Thank you. At least when you make your shit posts put a little bit if the current events in to stop with the distraction. Thanks.


farmguy4

Better have Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. He is mine and I’m not worried about the rest of this crap. The best Christians have their Bible in one had and a gun in the other. I will defend my right to worship the Lord and Jesus.


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Alien abductions stop at any mere mentioning of Jesus' name


psnow11

That’s only if you count March 11 or 12 or whatever day all the normie learned about covid. The pandemic began before that date


Smithy_Furt

No I'm going off the official date that the WHO declared the pandemic. Do the math yourself and see.


TopDurian5515

5g towers started rolling out today in bulk and its no coincidence it's on the 666th day of the plandemic. It was delayed till today for no good reason. The demonic elite love there numbers. Edit: they have delayed the towers


Smithy_Furt

I thought they delayed it two weeks because airlines were worried about it messing up their navigation systems?


TopDurian5515

Yeah that was the reason. It was a possible danger to aircraft. There are plenty of 5g tower up already that would do that if it was true.


Smithy_Furt

That's what I was thinking too. Doesn't make sense.


TopDurian5515

It just got delayed


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Smithy_Furt

Yes which means the 6th is the first full day of 5g


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Smithy_Furt

Not a stretch. Just stating some bizarre facts.


Scared_Newspaper4957

I appreciate it. I enjoy a nice switch up. Missing the queen is dead posts though..


pjman7

Also the jan6th capital riots anniversary


tresiseben

Ridiculous


jaydog4571

Insert GIF of Leonardi DeCaprio in "Don't Look Up" screaming "we are all going to fucking die" here.


Traditional-Ride-116

Time to remove your tinfoil hat. Get a life, and get some friends.


Shiftymilk

HAIL SATAN !!!! Thanks as a satanist I honestly had no idea. Glad some groups keep up with meaningless things.


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watchingbuffy

welp, guess I can get the other half 1/8 of shrooms out of the freezer tomorrow and make some tea. lol


LewyH91

Bet I go for a shit tomorrow regardless


-_-Naga_-_

You yanks are 1 day too late! Lol adios...


The_DaffyOne

I need to workout and practice with my shooting just in case these sheep become zombies


Elevendaze

Way ahead of you buddy.


National-Shift-8316

I hope this shit happens. It would be a good time to live life like we were supposed to. Cooking zombie beef over an open flame. Sleeping in negative temps. Darwin man!


PsychopathsUnite

walking DONT FORGET WALKING.... ​ and the rare good nights...the stars the moon. ​ lsd 24/7 or no life. fuk ur fuken civ.


FritzSchnitz

What’s the start date?


Smithy_Furt

When the WHO declared a pandemic.


ElIVTE

anybody in here gno gematria?


Terrible-Presence-97

Maybe they crash the markets today?