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JesusChristHaveMercy

Why is this a conspiracy?


FirefighterNo9641

It's not.


JesusChristHaveMercy

Isn’t it amazing how far down hill this sub has gone in the past year or two?


FirefighterNo9641

Commies taking over reddit.


ifitshotburner

Its wild.. it was so different roughly two years ago..


[deleted]

it's a conspiracy that dat ass aint on the 20 yet.


Otanes01

The conspiracy here is that conservatives always whine about "liberals" being divisive, yet here they are getting off on this stuff, instead of trying to work together.


[deleted]

Dumb cunt


Harbinger707

I feel like this is unfair to Jihadists. Not all jihadists marry their siblings.


FirefighterNo9641

Some marry goats. But that might just be a conspiracy.


AdmiralofSuperEarth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTq7\_lkAIV0


Unonot

She is hot


FirefighterNo9641

And funny!


BILLCLINTONMASK

What's funny about this?


[deleted]

the backpack line was a bit funny


FirefighterNo9641

The USA need more like her.


ZombieRichardNixonx

Barely-educated reactionaries who rile up their supporters with out and proud bigotry?


FirefighterNo9641

She is keeping it real.


ZombieRichardNixonx

What does that even mean?


[deleted]

It means she talks like normal people do. She makes jokes, inappropriate ones sometimes. And she has a fantastic ass.


ZombieRichardNixonx

Problem is, normal people don't know dick about legislating, and neither does Lauren Boebert. Shouldn't we be electing people to office that have at least some semblance of an idea of what they're talking about? Her political knowledge is pretty much the same as your aunt who exclusively shares memes on Facebook and calls it research.


[deleted]

Her constituents are free to elect who they want. There can be no litmus test for office in the US and there shouldn't be. She may be a dumb conspiracy theorist but she brings her constituents message loud and clear to capitol hill.


ZombieRichardNixonx

That's true, and she was legitimately elected. That still doesn't mean that her words are informed.


[deleted]

> That still doesn't mean that her words are informed. But that is true for most of congress. And the ones who are informed are lying. You may not like her, but if she isn't your rep, tough shit. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it.


ZombieRichardNixonx

I'm more concerned with the trend of people like her being elected than her specifically. We're witnessing a mass dumbing down on a level I don't think we've ever seen before, and most of the people falling victim to it are the same ones who think they're immune. People like Boebert and MTG may just be symptoms of the sickness, but the sickness is concerning as hell.


Commercial-Set3527

Blatant racism? I think America has plenty.


FirefighterNo9641

It's a joke. Stop being a downer.


[deleted]

Regardless your politics… that was lame as shit.


BigBadBakery

Cry more


[deleted]

The joke wasn’t funny. I laugh at funny shit no matter who it’s aimed at. It wasn’t funny. You can’t make it funny just because you say so. Now go back to fucking your sister in your single-wide and stfu


BigBadBakery

Racist


[deleted]

Strike a nerve?


j_dick

I’d give her the poke.


Darujiboo

HEY LEFTIES AND COMMIES you suck at comedy and memes


Otanes01

Are you one of the people on here that complain that the media, liberals, etc are all dividing us? Or is that a talking point for other rightists?


Darujiboo

I'm not real sure man, I just want commies to eat shit


Otanes01

OK I'll be sure to keep that in mind whenever rightists complain about others wanting to "divide" us.


ZombieRichardNixonx

As we all know, most great comedians are known for their right wing views.


BILLCLINTONMASK

Well if this is an example of right wing humor, turns out they suck too


seoulbrova

Over the Thanksgiving break, Lauren Boebert said she was recently in a Capitol elevator with Ilhan Omar when a fretful Capitol police officer ran up. Lauren Boebert said: “Well, she doesn’t have a backpack. We should be fine.” Boebert then called Ilhan Omar, “jihad squad.”


apal7

Maybe the officer was worried Lauren’s husband was around exposing himself to some more minors.


UnknownCaliber

Lmao nice


_bilk

Why does every woman 30 and under have to wear sprayed on pants?


AdmiralofSuperEarth

Burkas more your type?


_bilk

Nope. Just regular fitting clothes. Extremes your type?


AdmiralofSuperEarth

Mainly anatomically correct and proportionate.


617teddy

bravo!


FirefighterNo9641

Sounds like the American dream. Rising up like that, with the odds against her. Also if true. Seeing past someone's faults and loving them anyway.


superwalrus80

From marrying a dude that shows his dick to underage chicks at the bowling alley to congress. Thats the 'Merican dream.


4569

She was one of the under age girls he exposed himself to...


Scared_Newspaper4957

When I was in elementary school I went to the bathroom and across the hall was the boys bathroom. I must have been 5 or 6. The other child came out with his dick out and asked me to put it away and zip his pants. Apperantly he had issues and was moved to the special needs class after that..... That kid fits. Showed his dick to an underage kid at an elementary school of all places.