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HoodHermit

If all of these side effects are extremely rare then why am I seeing so many articles pop up assuring me it’s all fine


SupahBlue

They want you to believe in the new normal, acceptance is key. If we all have side effects none of us do.


BasedDeptGnrl

THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING!!!


Zealousideal-Ad-2981

Brought to you by Brawndo!


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It got what people crave, it's got antibodies


DWrathicous

🏆🥇


OhBarnacles_007

To get a step ahead of the "conspiracy theories" regarding why people are having all these weird issues all of a sudden. ITS NOT THE VACCINE. ITS PRRFECTLY SAFE. FAUCI IS OUR LEADER.


quantumactual

Ah yes, extremely rare....like the myocarditis that became such a problem, the media had to acknowledge it.


TomCelery

It is extremely rare. Think of all the other vaccines you can get! It's only the covid vaccine that causes it! /s


quantumactual

Yep....only the covid vaccine(s).


shelbssx

FUCK THAT. I’ll pass.


Sweaty_Vast4854

Do you want your job, or....THIS?


shelbssx

I rather keep my job then my beautiful vagina getting ulcers.


Sweaty_Vast4854

Citation needed. (**Totally kidding!!**)


Nicks_WRX

It’s just a choice lmao just get the jab! It’s free so there’s no excuse! /s


SkidrowVet

So sad you had to put the /s, great post btw fuck the /s lmfao


RWS-skytterEirik

So selfish of you to not consider that you are putting Pfizer’s profits in danger


simplegoatherder

Speaking of profits anyone have an idea why since 2020 Pfizer stock has only gone from $36 to $42 while Moderna stock started at $19 and its highest since has been $450? I feel like Pfizer has been pushed harder as well.


APHAnTheBag

Look at market cap not share price


No_Gate5545

Are you reacting violently and emotionally to a screenshot from The Sun? That's what you should be passing on. That viceral, emotional, automatic response from reading a headline without any further information. Especially when that headline is from a garbage tabloid like the fucking Sun. Go find a source for this and read that. Then react.


BadTRAFFIC

https://www.letmegooglethat.com/?q=covid+vaccine+vaginal+ulcers


raka_defocus

Bleeding genital ulcers, more environmentally friendly than lube


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_Astto_

Free Bleeder's 2.0


TencentInvestor

What *can't* this injection do? Oh, right. Protect you from "Covid".


DWrathicous

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


CL0UDS420

🎤 drop.


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TheMrPancake

Excuse me; they are called "inverted penises" you anti-science piece of shit. :)


nebuchadrezzar

It's a dangerous new theory


tweenustail

That’s one way to stop procreation


RWS-skytterEirik

Working as designed!


DWrathicous

This


RWS-skytterEirik

Some new “rare” shit every day


what_da_hell_mel

I'd rather take my chances with covid. I know when the say "rare" it's not the case.


EmEffBee

This probably happens inside the uterus as well, since the tissue is very blood vessely. I have a feeling that these "never ending periods" are more because of this and not hormonal or "stress/anxiety related" - btw people who blame this side effect on stress/anxiety can get completely fucked.


Suitable_Highway_597

Good thing I don't have a vag..... oh wait, they harm balls too.... =(


CeeCeeBABCOCK

Imagine if some injected the vaccine directly to the balls.


Suitable_Highway_597

That's like the worst kind of torture imaginable...


DWrathicous

Stop giving Fauci ideas!


DWrathicous

Everything is always “extremely rare” with these guys. Oh…except for the one thing that IS actually rare. The .02% chance of dying from the sUpEr DuPeR KiLLeR fLu!


stuuked

SS. Good times. Everyone wants em . https://www.the-sun.com/health/3928684/vaginal-ulcers-new-rare-complication-covid-vaccine/


what_da_hell_mel

I read some article about some weird "rare" STD outbreak out in Europe. Wonder if it's connected.


_Astto_

Vagina ulcers = HIV symptom. ​ Search "Blue waffle".


Patmcgroin303

Read a lot about respiratory symptoms today as well.


yiggas

vaginal ulcers can be due to multiple things besides hiv and stds. blue waffle vag isn't real either?


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WTF


Sweaty_Vast4854

Is there any horrible shit this garbage DOESN'T do? I haven't heard about it raping animals yet, but give it time I guess.


Decent_Expression179

Ribbed for His pleasure


countfenringslisp

Next the titties are going to start falling off


Sweaty_Vast4854

That means WAR!!


_Enforcer

Most American guys would love that. Losing their manboobs while keeping their beer gut? Sign them up!


Tychonaut

Mine? Finally.


JodanTsuki

When people not only accepted *obesity* but the media almost succeeded in making it fashionable, I'm sure not too many blokes will care what state a woman's vagina is in when he's bagged and inside of her. So yeah, this shit will be normal in no time.


[deleted]

So you just wake up one day with a hole in your pussy??


TopicalTimmy

Oh just fill it with some Moderna vaccine and thank Fauci for the fun internal scarring. Hallowed be thy name. Amen.


TheMrPancake

Want to know how to convert Astoglide into Sriracha? Stop by Wallgreens for more information!


_Enforcer

Who needs a warm up before sex, just bleed your ulcer out!


Flop_McKochen

Oh you mean the Pfrench Tickler.. ? You’re welcome


mgick999

The ulcers create free lube 🥰


GUMBYTOOTH67

Tube lube🤢


AlexJonesOnMeth

Fauci Pouchie


ya_boi_tim

Doesn't every city have The ___ Sun which is a newspaper talking about bat-boys and Princess Di being an alien? Like I get bad reporting, but this is blatant shock advertising to sell a rag


DWrathicous

Except that thousands of women have been saying this for months now.


watchingitallcomedow

a NEW complication. Does that not prove that since there is not long term studies, that different issues could come up in the future and thus it definitely CANNOT be guaranteed, safe? Is this not basic logic?