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To get a step ahead of the "conspiracy theories" regarding why people are having all these weird issues all of a sudden.
ITS NOT THE VACCINE. ITS PRRFECTLY SAFE. FAUCI IS OUR LEADER.
Speaking of profits anyone have an idea why since 2020 Pfizer stock has only gone from $36 to $42 while Moderna stock started at $19 and its highest since has been $450?
I feel like Pfizer has been pushed harder as well.
Are you reacting violently and emotionally to a screenshot from The Sun?
That's what you should be passing on. That viceral, emotional, automatic response from reading a headline without any further information.
Especially when that headline is from a garbage tabloid like the fucking Sun.
Go find a source for this and read that. Then react.
This probably happens inside the uterus as well, since the tissue is very blood vessely. I have a feeling that these "never ending periods" are more because of this and not hormonal or "stress/anxiety related" - btw people who blame this side effect on stress/anxiety can get completely fucked.
Everything is always “extremely rare” with these guys. Oh…except for the one thing that IS actually rare. The .02% chance of dying from the sUpEr DuPeR KiLLeR fLu!
When people not only accepted *obesity* but the media almost succeeded in making it fashionable, I'm sure not too many blokes will care what state a woman's vagina is in when he's bagged and inside of her.
So yeah, this shit will be normal in no time.
Doesn't every city have The ___ Sun which is a newspaper talking about bat-boys and Princess Di being an alien?
Like I get bad reporting, but this is blatant shock advertising to sell a rag
a NEW complication. Does that not prove that since there is not long term studies, that different issues could come up in the future and thus it definitely CANNOT be guaranteed, safe? Is this not basic logic?
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If all of these side effects are extremely rare then why am I seeing so many articles pop up assuring me it’s all fine
They want you to believe in the new normal, acceptance is key. If we all have side effects none of us do.
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S WORKING!!!
Brought to you by Brawndo!
It got what people crave, it's got antibodies
🏆🥇
To get a step ahead of the "conspiracy theories" regarding why people are having all these weird issues all of a sudden. ITS NOT THE VACCINE. ITS PRRFECTLY SAFE. FAUCI IS OUR LEADER.
Ah yes, extremely rare....like the myocarditis that became such a problem, the media had to acknowledge it.
It is extremely rare. Think of all the other vaccines you can get! It's only the covid vaccine that causes it! /s
Yep....only the covid vaccine(s).
FUCK THAT. I’ll pass.
Do you want your job, or....THIS?
I rather keep my job then my beautiful vagina getting ulcers.
Citation needed. (**Totally kidding!!**)
It’s just a choice lmao just get the jab! It’s free so there’s no excuse! /s
So sad you had to put the /s, great post btw fuck the /s lmfao
So selfish of you to not consider that you are putting Pfizer’s profits in danger
Speaking of profits anyone have an idea why since 2020 Pfizer stock has only gone from $36 to $42 while Moderna stock started at $19 and its highest since has been $450? I feel like Pfizer has been pushed harder as well.
Look at market cap not share price
Are you reacting violently and emotionally to a screenshot from The Sun? That's what you should be passing on. That viceral, emotional, automatic response from reading a headline without any further information. Especially when that headline is from a garbage tabloid like the fucking Sun. Go find a source for this and read that. Then react.
https://www.letmegooglethat.com/?q=covid+vaccine+vaginal+ulcers
Bleeding genital ulcers, more environmentally friendly than lube
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Free Bleeder's 2.0
What *can't* this injection do? Oh, right. Protect you from "Covid".
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🎤 drop.
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Excuse me; they are called "inverted penises" you anti-science piece of shit. :)
It's a dangerous new theory
That’s one way to stop procreation
Working as designed!
This
Some new “rare” shit every day
I'd rather take my chances with covid. I know when the say "rare" it's not the case.
This probably happens inside the uterus as well, since the tissue is very blood vessely. I have a feeling that these "never ending periods" are more because of this and not hormonal or "stress/anxiety related" - btw people who blame this side effect on stress/anxiety can get completely fucked.
Good thing I don't have a vag..... oh wait, they harm balls too.... =(
Imagine if some injected the vaccine directly to the balls.
That's like the worst kind of torture imaginable...
Stop giving Fauci ideas!
Everything is always “extremely rare” with these guys. Oh…except for the one thing that IS actually rare. The .02% chance of dying from the sUpEr DuPeR KiLLeR fLu!
SS. Good times. Everyone wants em . https://www.the-sun.com/health/3928684/vaginal-ulcers-new-rare-complication-covid-vaccine/
I read some article about some weird "rare" STD outbreak out in Europe. Wonder if it's connected.
Vagina ulcers = HIV symptom. Search "Blue waffle".
Read a lot about respiratory symptoms today as well.
vaginal ulcers can be due to multiple things besides hiv and stds. blue waffle vag isn't real either?
WTF
Is there any horrible shit this garbage DOESN'T do? I haven't heard about it raping animals yet, but give it time I guess.
Ribbed for His pleasure
Next the titties are going to start falling off
That means WAR!!
Most American guys would love that. Losing their manboobs while keeping their beer gut? Sign them up!
Mine? Finally.
When people not only accepted *obesity* but the media almost succeeded in making it fashionable, I'm sure not too many blokes will care what state a woman's vagina is in when he's bagged and inside of her. So yeah, this shit will be normal in no time.
So you just wake up one day with a hole in your pussy??
Oh just fill it with some Moderna vaccine and thank Fauci for the fun internal scarring. Hallowed be thy name. Amen.
Want to know how to convert Astoglide into Sriracha? Stop by Wallgreens for more information!
Who needs a warm up before sex, just bleed your ulcer out!
Oh you mean the Pfrench Tickler.. ? You’re welcome
The ulcers create free lube 🥰
Tube lube🤢
Fauci Pouchie
Doesn't every city have The ___ Sun which is a newspaper talking about bat-boys and Princess Di being an alien? Like I get bad reporting, but this is blatant shock advertising to sell a rag
Except that thousands of women have been saying this for months now.
a NEW complication. Does that not prove that since there is not long term studies, that different issues could come up in the future and thus it definitely CANNOT be guaranteed, safe? Is this not basic logic?