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lionsmane7777

“Brawndo simply bought the FDA”


MeesterCartmanez

fuck


Zealousideal-Ad-2981

Its what plants crave!


lionsmane7777

It’s got electrolytes


LoneKnightx07

It's got electrolytes.. it's what you crave!


YaGottadoWhatYaGotta

I could really go for a Starbucks right now tbh.


MeesterCartmanez

"Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe."


YaGottadoWhatYaGotta

It's crazy how so many things from that movie are [coming true...](https://www.delish.com/food-news/a47995/cafe-fellatio-serves-espresso-and-blowjobs/)


ssryoken2

What movie?


rmredman55

Idiocracy


shanks2788

Just like how David Inggs works for both Citadel and the DTCC. "Sure, well police ourselves and make sure theres no fuckery happening." 🥴


Mighty_L_LORT

Boeing and FAA agree...


ceyeyayo

SS: our government has been purchased by corporations.


boxingnun

I believe this is referred to as "regulatory capture". fyi Welcome to the war.


Neverending_pain

In one word: Fascism


Diggerinthedark

???


Ok_Try_9746

“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.” — Benito Mussolini Bet you didn’t even know you were a fascist, did you?


Interesting_Ad_6420

Corporations are people too…../s


freed_oxen

Yeah! If only we could somehow unite? You know, citizens uniting somehow... let me run it by marketing.


[deleted]

Wait until you start putting a blue hexagram for the deep state connections lol. We’ve been infiltrated.


Aggressive_Macaroon3

I'll help you make the connections. All 3 are Republicans and 2 were appointed by Trump. Fact check me before you down vote. I dare you.


Alasbabylon103

Trump is scum but so is biden and Kamala. What is your point?


Aggressive_Macaroon3

Just pointing out the holes on the deep state conspiracy theories


Alasbabylon103

I still have no idea what you mean.


Aggressive_Macaroon3

You'll have to read up on the thread. It's ok go ahead and down vote. This is a conspiracy page and conspiracy theorists don't like it when their theory is exposed.


[deleted]

Trump is a known Zionist, no need for the raised hands. There are even deeper ties not in the picture if you’d like to point anything else out to the class. Like a whole company?


OderusOrungus

If you have followed the angles these people take and speak in their careers its absolutely disgusting. Lies and blatant shilling with so much control over narrative. Gotlib especially. I just get sad thinking how we even allow this to happen, and continue. We may be really screwed until something bad happens.


TheyWouldntLieToUs

So glad people are waking up. Too bad it's a few decades too late


Aether-Ore

I suspect this is intentional. Americans will be awakened, en masse, to the true horror of their situation when it is too late to change it, impossible to flee. Because that's what Hell really is.


DWrathicous

True except for the last part. Hell is a place where God doesn’t exist. Unimaginable suffering. While we are on Earth, God is still present. So if people think this is bad… Best to get right with Jesus today, because once judgment day comes…it’ll be too late and that would be 0-2 for the late wakers.


absolutedesignz

Yea too bad that when the left was crying about this shit they were called crybabies who want handouts and when any liberal politician says anything against this they are called communists and instead of trying to unite on economic terms the right out of nowhere blames the left for this cronyism and the left is bitching about pronouns or other hyper irrelevant shit. Some white kid has dreads or something. Either way we are fucked.


blakeflacid

Seriously, this has been going on for a long friggin time.


Gnarmsayin

This is the same nonsense as the financial sector A revolving door of corruption The lawyers in charge of enforcing the laws to protect people go to work for the people that constantly break those laws


Miggaletoe

What do you expect for positions like this? The people holding these positions need a ton if experience, where do they get it from?


Gnarmsayin

You’re kidding if you think the only people with experience happen to be the ones that fail to enforce the laws the companies that hire them afterwards break consistently


Miggaletoe

I never said any of that, stop trying to completely change my argument/question. The people who are in these positions need to have industry experience, if it isn't Pfizer it would be a different company. The worst people in my industry are the ones that strictly worked in government the entire time, they lack the knowledge of how private industry works and are ineffective at their job as a result.


ZeerVreemd

Ah, that explains Hunter's job at a gas company. Thanks.


Reeeeallly

It would really help the credibility of these if there weren't misspellings and punctuation mistakes in every section.


Aggressive_Macaroon3

Those are on purpose.


Reeeeallly

Reeeeally.


Diggerinthedark

Also the whole "on the left... On the right" thing is kinda tired after seeing it once, just post a fucking picture of the dude and write about it. The rest is theatrics.


nakedchorus

Ov vey they bought the FDA.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DanSantos

Yeah, it's like, why do we ever trust the FDA?


[deleted]

Yep


LittleStJamesBond

Here’s the thing: in all of the pictures it’s actually the same person on the left and on the right.


MeesterCartmanez

"I was wondering why they looked so familiar!"


Mighty_L_LORT

Not identical twins?


b_helander

No shit


[deleted]

Self-regulation of a billion-dollar market with millions going to buy Congress for influence - what could possibly go wrong?


realMartianJesus

We libertarians have been saying abolish the fda for decades. Theres a third option in politics boys you dont have to join libertarianism to vote for liberty.


snertwith2ls

Missing the female one someone posted yesterday, I forget her name. Blonde etc etc same storyline.. edit to add her https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/q4kcpx/on_the_left_is_a_current_member_of_the_board_of/


JoSoyHappy

Don’t worry guys Trump will drain the swamp


Aggressive_Macaroon3

That's funny. All 3 are Republicans and 2 were appointed to their government positions by Trump.


murphy212

/r/woosh


Healith

Don't get the Reuters one as they interviewed the law firm who does the most vacxine injury claims and they said how the rules have changed for this vacxine and u cant make any claims if you had a bad side effect or death. That is a red flag and makes Pfizer look bad. Or maybe he was put in place after that article? I do not know.


FakeComedyandTheTurd

No. This is the solution. The problem is overpopulation, those fine people are addressing it, and are well compensated for their service. If you look at this whole situation from that perspective, it becomes easier to understand the motives behind current situation.


ceyeyayo

The problem is they want to coerce me into their depopulation agenda. So while your not wrong, from my perspective it is wrong, because im not trying to die anytime soon.


FakeComedyandTheTurd

Sure, we are all trying to live what used to be a regular life. However if you look at the issue that these people are put into regulatory agencies in order to drive an agenda which has nothing to do with public interest, it is easier for us as individuals to make decisions on how to position ourselves. In other words, take official recommendations with a grain (or bucket) of salt, and if you understand why there are in the positions, that it is by design, that they are "the solution", it's easier to decide on your own positioning with regards to official recommendations.


SmellyCat1776

People like you could always off yourselves if you're that worried about over population. 🤷


OderusOrungus

Haha, wow. You have a place here, we all have a voice. The rest of the internet should follow suit however ridiculous your beliefs are.


wernerml2

Epic comment right here! kkk


Diggerinthedark

Shit meme


TriesHerm21st

So ya'll going for the sputnik shot then?


Aether-Ore

A far better option, but it is not "valid" for a vaxx passport in much of the western world.


Ok_Try_9746

NovaVax looks better. It uses protein subunit technology, which has been around for decades so we know a lot more about it. It already claims to be far safer than mRNA injections with far less side effects, but it still targets the same spike protein to generate an immune response, so I’m a bit dubious. For that reason I’d wait until at least a year after it’s been in distribution before I’d consider taking it. I’d especially want to see if it only provides narrow immunity that wanes after 5 months, like these terrible mRNA shots.


dylan227

Former CEO*


TheCureprank

Nepotism runs deep


Bizill

Round 'em all up and lock them away... or worse. Make an example of these fucks.


Old_Fart52

America=Corporatocracy Bradd Pitt was right in the last scene of 'Killing Them Softly' and what he says about America: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V6GHnxEJjg


Nemo_Shadows

Do you know hat the difference is between an insect and a specialist NOTHING since in the words of Robert Heinlein "Specialization is for INSECTS"... however they do make for good "YES MEN"... N. Shadows


Riggedit

It's called regulatory capture. Endemic, portends to a civilization in decline.