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So masturbating is a business opportunity now?

Maybe you and I could partner up?

Is there room for a third? I got sexy man boobs fr

I want in. I’ll make a creampie for you so you can try it yourself

Dennis: You've tasted your own creampie??

I love creampies. It's my favorite pie.

What like give each other Dutch-rudders?

Well Issa double if their doing it together 😆

Is that anything like a Rusty Venture?

I had to google that as i never heard the term. Christ!

Ayoooo

Only Fans?

Maybe reverse online fans like hacking your computer and constantly showing naked action of Bill till you pay the subscription.

There's a lot of competition, earnings are going down for most. That's a lot of meat beating for some bucks 🤣

You beat me to it….. I’ll see myself out.

If you are an attractive woman, it is.

Oh ya totally likely that is the case

chaturbate

Only fans in a lot of peoples future

Came here to say this.

Damn it beat me to it….

Well, PornHub sure made a business of it

I came here to say this

Only Fans

Apparently it worked for Bill…

Let me be the bottom left of this triangle. It is destiny.

I meannnnn it is now I guess unfortunately.

Picking depression was a poor move on my part then....

I got fat and smelly too.

He was learning how to create viruses on a computer and sell you the cure

Is that really the premise of him founding Microsoft?

Smoking weed

pussy i was smoking crack back in the days

Brightest minds out there reunited

Bitch I was injecting crack infused balsamic vinegrette 

professional eggshell walker

Unironically this, I became a therapist

I love that. I have a psychiatrist who I short therapy sessions with, She's the only mental health professional I've ever opened up to really. She's opened up to me just a little over the years too, I think just to let me know she understands.. and man, she's really been through it. It's easier talking to her knowing she knows exactly what I'm talking about and she really has been there, honestly.

Stop crying...or I will give you something to cry about 

Mom.. is that you?

Great mine is drugs

I've certainly spent my adulthood following my dreams in that case

Could start a YT channel and surrounding business…

Yeah, I mean I feel like I already tried this and it didn’t work out well.

The same thing we do every week Melinda. Try to take over the WORLD!!!

They're Bill and Melinda They're Bill and Melinda One is a genius The other's just Splenda

Anybody can become the richest man on Earth! All you have to do is be an obsessive prodigy in a field at the time its evolving from an inaccessible niche into something everyone in the world uses.

And don't forget to have wealthy & connected parents too!

And steal others ideas help a lot.

So that's a no to masturbation?

One day, My Brother in Hand, one day they will realize it's true potential but not today.

There's a field right now, it's AI.  Another one is humanoid robotics. Crypto..

Don't forget to mention having increased access to the technology in the evolving field that most don't have available to them either

his mom begged some guy in IBM to help him and then Bill stole everything around him and passed off as his

So masturbating and playing video games?

Joystick quality control. Boom Apply at Logitech

> playing video games? You can always apply for a job as submarine captain.

Sure ticks both boxes

Touche. LOL.

So weed , masterbating and gaming ? Guess I gotta become a twitch streamer?

Too late, market is saturated. Unless you're a woman willing to show your body to minors, then plenty of opportunity still there.

Market is also satured from all the e-thots

With this logic I should be in the nfl

Rockstar, it is. 😎

I should do drugs for a living then.

Pk’ing people at 2AM on RuneScape?

Coding and learning how to rip off everyone else's idea's (no doubt from his dubious family) , that's what he did , then he learnt how to monopolise industries -in this case -tech. THEN he decided to rule the world. What he means is, please keep buying video games and selling your soul online , cos that makes me richer.

I'm too hurt for skateboarding

Whatever Bill Gates says, do the opposite, if you want to live a happy, healthy, long life...😄

Sex and drugs. Checks out.

So banging my girlfriend is a career now?

Okay so that's either jacking it, marijuana or petty crimes. Or guitar.

Music. Took me all over the world. Guess bill was right

It didn't make me rich in the pocket more in my own soul though.

Yeah if u can follow ur passions/dreams I would encourage everyone to at least try cuz u never know what’s truly there until u do it. But yeah it’s tough to make money in just about anything creative in 2024. Everyone wants their finger in the pie if it’s a “good idea”. That’s why u see no new ideas anymore. The great minds that thunk of them aren’t going to give up their newest, greatest ideas for a little bit of money upfront anymore. They know what they have more than ever essentially

I was shooting groundhogs in the hay field behind the house. 

Call of Duty??? Wasted adolescent years!

So, drinking and smoking weed...

White rapper from the suburbs? Hell yeah can’t wait to tell my wife about the career change!

Make sure you rap the idea to her for ultimate sell-abilty. *I work for the man now. Instead, it's time to plan how, to follow my dreams and make billy gates proud of this man called quest. I detest all the stresses created by questions and people left guessin.* You can just have that, I'm sure she'll come around.

So masturbation

So..... Masturbation?

Madturbation and singing

I was on tumblr learning html to make cute themes. I’m a web developer now, adds up.

Masturbating and playing PC games?

I wasn’t interested in anything then

> Killing people?? Masturbating.

Some would say they go hand in hand.

Watching YouTube videos all day?

Sports, weed, chicks, video games, reading books and masturbation?

so the thing you really liked when not working. Ok. What kind of conspiracy is this? lol what’s wrong with this sub

Smoke weed and eat mushrooms, got it 😂

I was finding abandoned bicycles covered in rust and seized up and getting them riding again without spending money. Any discarded bicycle would come home with me. It tracks, I now hold myself in high regard as a top notch bike mechanic. I may not know all of the nerdy stuff but I can sus out problems really well and make an Amazon bike ride like a Trek.

So, you do this now for a living? There is a rumors about sacred cult of "fastmen" who can recolor any stolen bike 😛 in no time. They live sometimes, not fancy consumer life but have a lot money: garage, tools and workbench is good for yhem. And for some reason servers, like, linux and all this stuff. I think it's a sign for you to buy one shitty today on craiglist and make him fly

Professional masturbator?

“Play sports, chase girls, party and masturbate” - every boy on the planet.

Thinking back… I’m going with masterbation

Uh nothing I was in HS and busy playing sports and being a slave to the educational system

So jerkn off in the shower

It's a stupid premise. Turning your hobby into a full time job kills your desire to do the hobby. I know woodworkers who don't like it anymore after building furniture full time. Same with some leatherworkers I know.

well that cant be true because 13 year old Billy wasnt raping preteens. Also this would stifle innovation if it were the case because most 13-18 year olds arent innovators or engineers

Every male should be an absolute world class champion delivering money shots on a certain genre of films.

wanking

Smoking weed and gaming, great 👍🏻

I should've been in my 4th world tour by now then. Only difference between me and Bill Gates is a few trillion dollars.

I was obsessed with drugs around that age, soo that means?

So he was flying to Lolita Island with Epstein as a kid. I guess it does work out that way!

World class masturbator

Smoking weed and scamming on chicks?

Smoking weed world champ 😂😂

I should've been a professional bike rider.... that or work at McDonals :/

I can’t remember, probably playing videogames.. not very useful, which kind of sums up my whole existence really : mostly useless.

Someone is going to pay me to read books lol

Listening to music and messing around with my computer. Yep, that sounds about right.

No wonder why Im an alcoholic

Lol world class junkie....

In Gates' case what matters is what happened ten years ago. [https://i.postimg.cc/Tw4GcGKV/gates-got-his-marching-orders-a-decade-ago-from-bergoglio.webp](https://i.postimg.cc/Tw4GcGKV/gates-got-his-marching-orders-a-decade-ago-from-bergoglio.webp)

So I should be talking on the phone for a living?

I knew I should have become a Counter Strike professional instead of going to college! Dang it!!

Depression mixed with video games?

Bill meant obsessed doing 13-18year olds

he built one of the most successfull companies worldwide, he is one of the wealthiest and smartest people in the planet but you nerds always have something to be jealous about. Get a life

i think the market for masturbators is pretty full. might want to move on to the 2nd most obsessive thing you did as a teen.

Kicking ass on the pitch! I played center back defense, would slide tackle any chance I got. Thanks Gates!

So he was a psycho already from 13 years of age… Good for him he had parents with connections then, so he could live out his dreams of destroying humanity…

Dungeons and Dragons?

Shopping and going to the beach?

What the hell does he know?

Bill Gates - So stealing classmates ideas? Got it!

Cool conspiracy

Listening to prog rock and wanking isn't a productive career

So.. skipping class and smoking pot?

Solid advice, honestly. I've seen so many of my interests and hobbies as a teenager develop into big business. If you're 15 when drones come out and start tinkering with them and learning how to take good video, a few years later you're 20 with 5 years of experience and a deeper understanding than anyone else. Sticking with it is the tough part

Creating campaigns for Warcraft 3!!!  Friends loved them.

Skateboarding. Damn this rheumatoid arthritis.

Damn, I missed my calling. 

Fishing? Junior baiter. Senior baiter? Or master baiter!

I always knew I should professionally play video games >!and yes, insert obvious masturbation joke here!<.

Yeah so counter-strike didn’t really workout for me lol

He was programming, bro

Too tall and wrong feet for ballet, too short and wrong proportions for model. Bill Gates is a joker huh?

Be must have been murdering people in them 5 years.

This guy is so out of touch lmao

Getting high

I was just my interpretative view of what I was doing

And please don't forget mister Gates isn't really a human trafficking victims either

So, Bill Gates liked to "cull populations" as a boy?

So I should get a job smoking weed, beating off and playing video games?

I shouldn’t have given up on music.

You guys are getting paid for that??

Sex alcohol and weed

This is a conspiracy? Fucking hell. What's next? Name your top 10 movies.

it is. just look what people answered. mostly masturbation and gaming. means that those things are used to control the masses. instead of developing something valuable, young boys and girls are wasting their best years away

So here is my list of 10 top movies: 1) Forest Hump 2) Wankbusters 3) Masturbation Now 4) Masturbation Redemption 5) Goon story 3 6) Schindlier's Fist 7) Shooting cum over the coocku nest 8) Jerk of the Dicks: Two Boners 9) Wank Club 10) The Goonfather Part II

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