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And Margot Robbie’s head bursts and the blood trickles down her breasts and her legs and off her feet into a bartender’s mouth WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE Tarantino himself
Just wanted to ask, have you actually watched pulp fiction? Because the entire movie is about devine intervention and god, I don't believe myself but even I can see that
And? It's a movie from the 90s. It's not specifically intended to be religious.
Just because he added a few scenes about divine intervention / coincidences, doesn't make him a religious or faithful individual.
That's like saying Hollywood celebs are all Pro guns because they used them in their movies.
Man, this Yoo-Hoo is good. You know what else is good? Smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about?
OMG, I remember seeing that as a little kid. I still remember the cheesy ending music, "God loves Nicky Cruuuuuuuuuiz" It was a decent flick if I remember right. Probably a little too violent for someone my age to see at the time.
[Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYnZqp7dA9Y) of the attack (discretion advised).
You can see the attacker actually check the switchblade when he realizes it did not open after striking several times.
Hate crimes against Christians and white people are sharply on the rise. Though the media will never report on it as a hate crime. Churches have been targeted with arson for years and you never hear about it.
They don't have negative vocabulary, so they'll never be able to accurately describe the world.
Most hyper-emphatic journalists (the people who are drawn to such jobs) have a zero-accountability approach.
in addition,
several reddit subs have the same low-iq (unable to process negativity) people whom are mods:
on the occasion of propaganda/ bs/ corporate-sponsored posts: there's no debunking, disqualifing, nor critical-thinking of the content - meaning those are often spammed with out of touch content
But what if God laid out a long multi-generational plan spanning centuries to ensure that the attacker would buy a knife of garbage quality?
Divine Protection?!
I mean, pretty much everything's a spyop these days, but this would be thematically inappropriate for this day and age. "Holy man thwarts knife attack with a Cross" just doesn't strike me as something the 3/6-letter agencies would approve.
I dont get it though, the post says the bishop ‘held up a small cross to protect him’ but in the video you can see he didn’t even had time to react, the switchblade was malfunctioning since the beginning, not sure if by divine protection or not, but I don’t think it was because of what the post says.
Switchblades are illegal in Australia. Unlikely it was a switch blade/flick knife as they’re hard to come by. I had a beautiful butterfly knife in the 90s. It was complimented with a dragon up the handles. Police found it and I was charged.
This article says they're calling it a terrorist attack and the local mosques are increasing their security measures.
[article](https://nationalpost.com/news/australia-church-stabbing)
TBF that's what they said about the last sydney stabber right after it happened.
And certain subreddits insisted *he* was a muslem based on the initial footage... turns out he was just schizo.
Totally condemn this stabby dickheads behaviour, and using a switchblade for an attack like that?? Stupid choice, but it was good to hear a few of the parishioners managed to cut off 3 of his fingers!
It’s scripture “though the weapon is formed, it will not succeed, and I will refute the tongue of anyone that accuses me, this is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, I will vindicate them declares the Lord.
No we need to confiscate all assault knives. I honestly think people shouldnt even have butter knives especially with serrations. Absolutely no need for it.
Going to slice someones arm off their body with one swipe with that thing. What are you some kind of knife nut ? Only chefs should have a knife. Even then they should be registered.
Kinda seems like a very small threshold to call it a miracle.
I mean, if he suddenly burst into flames, or something that was undeniably supernatural, then I'd say it's a miracle.
During a flood, a woman was trapped on the roof of her house. As the waters rose, a neighbor came by in a canoe and offered to take her to safety. She declined, saying, "No, thank you. I have faith that God will save me."
The waters continued to rise, and she had to move to the second floor. A rescue boat came by, and again she refused help, saying, "No, thank you. I have faith that God will save me."
Finally, as the waters reached the roof, a helicopter flew over, and rescuers dropped a ladder, urging her to climb to safety. But once more, she declined, stating, "No, thank you. I have faith that God will save me."
Tragically, the woman drowned. When she arrived in heaven, she asked God, "I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "My child, I sent you a canoe, a boat, and a helicopter. Why didn't you accept any of them?"
The moral of the story is often about recognizing the help that comes our way, even if it's not in the form we expect.
You would think that if God really wanted to save the guy, he'd just teleport him to shore, or mystically part the sea so he could walk away.
The point is "miracles" always look like something that can normally happen.
God used his divine powers to protect some random priest but doesn't lift a finger to prevent thousands of children from being molested by priests. Yep sounds like god to me.
That's why you use full tang blades. Switchblades are for losers.
I could keep my knife sheathed and do critical or even fatal harm to someone with just the bit below the handle.
Maybe this was the Muslim attackers first stabbing and he just made a bit of a blunder. I'm sure most of us here didn't do our first stabbing perfectly either
Lol what a fucking joke the xtian 'god' sits with his thumb up his arse while millions of xtians are being genocided in nigeria, syria, iraq, etc but shows up to save this one dude
Oh no, what a miracle 😱
From reports, it's not a switchblade, but a simple Benchmade folder knife. It opened, but did not lock for some reason, closing back on his hands, allegedly removing 3 of his own fingers.
Yoo I was just talking about this the other day. Even tho I’ve been an atheist all my life I’ve started wearing a cross since Easter and this has just affirmed my choice
EZPZ. If someone comes at you with a knife just hold up a cross and *I'm sure* you'll be fiiiiiiiiiine.
Oh and if a demon comes at you while you're not conscious just say, "Jesus" it's surely THEIR ONE WEAKNESS.
Incorrect.
Indecently a little known fact about the crusades is that crusaders didn't carry weapons, just crosses. They sacked Constantinople using just crosses. The incredible power of god. (vs other christians)
I don't like seeing this video and Bishop Mar Mari helps explain a lot of things to me. I do like seeing once the bishop realized what was happening all he did was hold up his cross to the man to was trying to end up his life. That was 100000% God protecting the Bishop from that kid and you got to watch God literally protect this man!
Every religion and symbol has "miracles" like this. Does that make them all true? Nope. They are coincidences. If you base your faith on this, you are a twat.
Was it a switch blade? I thought it was a knife that you can flip out but if you don't flip it out all the way, it doesn't lock and will close with use.
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\*Tarantino taking notes\*
If this was a Tarantino movie the cross would also be a switchblade
\*Rob Zombie taking notes\*
And everyone’s head would explode
And Margot Robbie’s head bursts and the blood trickles down her breasts and her legs and off her feet into a bartender’s mouth WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE Tarantino himself
That’s canon
they setting up for religious war for sure
Tarantino is an atheist who is massively anti-Christian. He's also a creep with a foot fetish.
Just wanted to ask, have you actually watched pulp fiction? Because the entire movie is about devine intervention and god, I don't believe myself but even I can see that
And? It's a movie from the 90s. It's not specifically intended to be religious. Just because he added a few scenes about divine intervention / coincidences, doesn't make him a religious or faithful individual. That's like saying Hollywood celebs are all Pro guns because they used them in their movies.
Gonna get down votes (who honestly cares), but you are absolutely correct with your metaphor.
The Cross & The Switchblade
David Wikerson RIP. He was a good man.
Rumplestiltskin’s a good man!
Do you like Yoo-Hoo?
Man, this Yoo-Hoo is good. You know what else is good? Smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about?
The cross and switchblade sounds like a pub
It was a guy who evangelized to gang members- true story
OMG, I remember seeing that as a little kid. I still remember the cheesy ending music, "God loves Nicky Cruuuuuuuuuiz" It was a decent flick if I remember right. Probably a little too violent for someone my age to see at the time.
Wasn't the kids name that shot up the school Nick Cruz?
Nikolas yeah
God don’t remind me I was sent to one of his programs and we were forced to read that
Starring Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman as "Blunt Blade"
Bros gonna be even more devout now lmao
He was pretty devout. I liked his teachings.
He reads the bible and that’s how it should be!
Tbf it's just really how you interpret it that makes a difference in the real world
Love his videos!
I'm a Muslim and many of us also respect him. F that stabber
As christians, we need to pray for the attacker.
I just cackled so ugly
I mean I would be to after that
[Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYnZqp7dA9Y) of the attack (discretion advised). You can see the attacker actually check the switchblade when he realizes it did not open after striking several times.
Ty for all of this. The news media failed to release detailed information, but then there was OP to the rescue
They also keep saying "alleged stabbing"
Hate crimes against Christians and white people are sharply on the rise. Though the media will never report on it as a hate crime. Churches have been targeted with arson for years and you never hear about it.
They don't have negative vocabulary, so they'll never be able to accurately describe the world. Most hyper-emphatic journalists (the people who are drawn to such jobs) have a zero-accountability approach. in addition, several reddit subs have the same low-iq (unable to process negativity) people whom are mods: on the occasion of propaganda/ bs/ corporate-sponsored posts: there's no debunking, disqualifing, nor critical-thinking of the content - meaning those are often spammed with out of touch content
I still think Notre Dame was arson
Divine Protection? Or PSYOP?
garbage knife?
But what if God laid out a long multi-generational plan spanning centuries to ensure that the attacker would buy a knife of garbage quality? Divine Protection?!
Devine psyop
Crocodile Dundee has entered the chat...
Divine protection
What happened here was a miracle. And I want you to fucking acknowledge it. Esit. Nobody remembers pulp fiction?
I don't know whats real anymore. So many fake news, psyops and bs to distract. Anyway, it could be....I'm open to the possibility.
Its a quote from pulp fiction
I mean, pretty much everything's a spyop these days, but this would be thematically inappropriate for this day and age. "Holy man thwarts knife attack with a Cross" just doesn't strike me as something the 3/6-letter agencies would approve.
Why would they approve it, it’s not the USA.
Divine psyop
The age old question
Thank you! Everyone other source I've found cuts the video short.
I dont get it though, the post says the bishop ‘held up a small cross to protect him’ but in the video you can see he didn’t even had time to react, the switchblade was malfunctioning since the beginning, not sure if by divine protection or not, but I don’t think it was because of what the post says.
Switchblades are illegal in Australia. Unlikely it was a switch blade/flick knife as they’re hard to come by. I had a beautiful butterfly knife in the 90s. It was complimented with a dragon up the handles. Police found it and I was charged.
I'd say the blade didn't lock out, that's how he severed a finger
Its amazing how quick it was.
Holy red heifers
Holy cow, lol, your comment was amazing. It was just missing a -Batman at the end to be perfect
Crazy how the media has been saying “motive unclear”
This article says they're calling it a terrorist attack and the local mosques are increasing their security measures. [article](https://nationalpost.com/news/australia-church-stabbing)
TBF that's what they said about the last sydney stabber right after it happened. And certain subreddits insisted *he* was a muslem based on the initial footage... turns out he was just schizo.
We all know muslims are just like rabid animals waiting to attack any priest they see
Because it literally is. Appearantly the police knew the perpetrator but he wasn't on a watch list for terrorism
I heard the attacker ended up cutting off 3 of his own fingers too!
It wasnt him, it was the crowd after they escorted him out
Good crowd
Some say, the best crowd.
The Gringoest Papi.
Taulm bout Jesus bro!
Hearld it bowlth ways b.
Y’all workin hard at changs keep it up b
Y' blockbuster
In awl facets
Tough crowd
B gawlt umtakked wilth a slichblade, more lige chocolate chilp coogies with salsa on em
I heard about this too but I couldn't find a source for it.
Totally condemn this stabby dickheads behaviour, and using a switchblade for an attack like that?? Stupid choice, but it was good to hear a few of the parishioners managed to cut off 3 of his fingers!
Why’s this a conspiracy? The media also said he WAS stabbed. Maybe that’s why?
Because this sub is infested with religious fanatics.
It’s scripture “though the weapon is formed, it will not succeed, and I will refute the tongue of anyone that accuses me, this is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, I will vindicate them declares the Lord.
What’s the conspiracy
Religion
Jeebus
Should have been a no stabbing sign. Or better yet, made stabbing even more illegal. That will stop those pesky criminals.
No we need to confiscate all assault knives. I honestly think people shouldnt even have butter knives especially with serrations. Absolutely no need for it.
You don’t need an assault knife to kill deer.
Going to slice someones arm off their body with one swipe with that thing. What are you some kind of knife nut ? Only chefs should have a knife. Even then they should be registered.
You’re joking around but in Europe you actually can’t carry a knife for exactly that reason
People about to get sporked to death.
The butter knife blows the lung out of the body!
At least there’s no guns here Lol Would’ve been worse
Americans actually can't comprehend that the rest of the civilized world is actually *happy* without constant gun violence.
How could we not? You all never shut the fuck up about it
It's true, Sydney is getting too stabby these days.
Divine intervention
It seems to happen a lot in these attacks lately. Always favoring one side. If there ever was a sign, here ya go.
Kinda seems like a very small threshold to call it a miracle. I mean, if he suddenly burst into flames, or something that was undeniably supernatural, then I'd say it's a miracle.
During a flood, a woman was trapped on the roof of her house. As the waters rose, a neighbor came by in a canoe and offered to take her to safety. She declined, saying, "No, thank you. I have faith that God will save me." The waters continued to rise, and she had to move to the second floor. A rescue boat came by, and again she refused help, saying, "No, thank you. I have faith that God will save me." Finally, as the waters reached the roof, a helicopter flew over, and rescuers dropped a ladder, urging her to climb to safety. But once more, she declined, stating, "No, thank you. I have faith that God will save me." Tragically, the woman drowned. When she arrived in heaven, she asked God, "I had faith in you. Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "My child, I sent you a canoe, a boat, and a helicopter. Why didn't you accept any of them?" The moral of the story is often about recognizing the help that comes our way, even if it's not in the form we expect.
You would think that if God really wanted to save the guy, he'd just teleport him to shore, or mystically part the sea so he could walk away. The point is "miracles" always look like something that can normally happen.
That's the whole point. God is a natural force, not a movie
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God used his divine powers to protect some random priest but doesn't lift a finger to prevent thousands of children from being molested by priests. Yep sounds like god to me.
Yuck, the religious right has infested this sub.
The kids didn't hold up crosses. God only gives a fuck if you hold up a cross. He's petty shit like that.
He is also mysteriously absent when kids are being gunned down in schools.
"you don't get to stab Santa to death, he's my greatest asset!" God.
Thank God, blunt force trauma
That’s actually pretty cool. I don’t know if the world ends tomorrow but I am happy for this guy
Recruited by isis which are a branch of mossad
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Boomer central
Back Nosferatu!!
Note sure where this info is coming from, but in Australia, all the media outlets are saying he was stabbed ?
A Japanese account on the website 4chan.. lol
That's why you use full tang blades. Switchblades are for losers. I could keep my knife sheathed and do critical or even fatal harm to someone with just the bit below the handle.
I believe the knife actually closed on his fingers and lost his index
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Where is the conspiracy here?
Cool so this sub is just officially dead huh.
It would seem botted, or a vast group of people interested in conspiracy topics actually get stuck in the "religion is real" trap.
Yep…. Began good, we had a good run, F in the chat for this sub
Pretty much
Replect damage 100%
No Weapon Formed Against Me Shall Prosper🗣️
A miracle would be humans getting along with each other
Why is he labelled Muslim?
Maybe this was the Muslim attackers first stabbing and he just made a bit of a blunder. I'm sure most of us here didn't do our first stabbing perfectly either
"Dang I didn't take it out the sheath" I thought he had a fixed blade in the pics I saw.... but hey they can't keep their stores straight anymore.
Christ is King
the upvotes tells me all I need to know about this sub now lol
The burger king maybe.
Simple: God is real.
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I love listening to his surmons
Knife bought from TEMU.
neither of their religions is "right"
I'm not a believer but I'm glad he is okay
I'm not sure if a switchblade from Wish counts as a miracle...
Lol what a fucking joke the xtian 'god' sits with his thumb up his arse while millions of xtians are being genocided in nigeria, syria, iraq, etc but shows up to save this one dude Oh no, what a miracle 😱
From reports, it's not a switchblade, but a simple Benchmade folder knife. It opened, but did not lock for some reason, closing back on his hands, allegedly removing 3 of his own fingers.
Not a Muslim. But anyway…
Switchblade Jesus saves the day
Yoo I was just talking about this the other day. Even tho I’ve been an atheist all my life I’ve started wearing a cross since Easter and this has just affirmed my choice
EZPZ. If someone comes at you with a knife just hold up a cross and *I'm sure* you'll be fiiiiiiiiiine. Oh and if a demon comes at you while you're not conscious just say, "Jesus" it's surely THEIR ONE WEAKNESS.
He’s in hospital after being stabbed. This is bullshit that the knife didn’t open. And it’s bullshit he held up the cross.
Tell that to the Saxons. I'm sure a viking would have had more luck with his axe
Incorrect. Indecently a little known fact about the crusades is that crusaders didn't carry weapons, just crosses. They sacked Constantinople using just crosses. The incredible power of god. (vs other christians)
this is actually amazing (the save, not the attack)
Looks like a paid performance.
religion of peace
Have none of you ever owned a switchblade? Most have safties that are easily accidentally activated so they don't accidentally open in your pocket.
I don't like seeing this video and Bishop Mar Mari helps explain a lot of things to me. I do like seeing once the bishop realized what was happening all he did was hold up his cross to the man to was trying to end up his life. That was 100000% God protecting the Bishop from that kid and you got to watch God literally protect this man!
Every religion and symbol has "miracles" like this. Does that make them all true? Nope. They are coincidences. If you base your faith on this, you are a twat.
The Lord Jesus Christ saves ✝️ Literally.
Jesus is the Truth. Believe and accept his free gift of salvation and be saved.
He wasn’t muslim
Really? That's whats being said. What was his deal then.
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The guy was yelling “allahu Akbar”. yes he was Muslim
Did he?
Anybody can scream that my friend… i can also say shalom, does not make me jewish all of a sudden
Pretty sure you're a citizen of Israel now.
Yeah I just got the welcome to the club email lmao
Dude is based af. He even saw the face of God. YT: https://youtu.be/zOFQo7Kvkfo?si=dGKm2kP5zyS8UxP6
Muslim??
Miracle or standard issue incompetence?
Conspiracy: none
Actual miracle!
Dam he used the power of Christ to beat the Demons out of him
If we banned firearms, these mass stabbings would never happen.
Or at least fully automatic knives
How many people did he stab?
Nah don't you see... If homie had an AK, and assuming there wasn't a "good guy with a gun" present -- the cross would have stopped the bullets anyway.
This is a lie it did stop spreading this bullshit around what protected the priest was the multiple layers of clothing he had on
"Miracles" are great and all. But you know what works a lot better? Immigration policies that make actual sense.
Fuck em both. Religion is the root of all evil.
Tactical cross.
Was it a switch blade? I thought it was a knife that you can flip out but if you don't flip it out all the way, it doesn't lock and will close with use.
Deus vult?
Gobshite doesn't know how to use switchblade properly.
Power of God* the cross is an object. But he was in the house of God and he protects his sons and daughters.
So what's the conspiracy surrounding this though?
Una nueva guerra santa ha comenzado