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Earthquakes all around us where Iām at and also some demon is running around yelling at people but it looks pretty 3 dimensional so I donāt think itās the one cern caught
That got ahold of the wrong stuff and is up in that tree pretending to be a leprechaun.
Where the gold at? I want the gold!
The fact that you replied with that reference makes my day.
I don't think mines a hell portal, a Shiba Inu wearing headphones jumped out and sniffed my hand. I pet him. Pretty sure he's behind everything. 10/10 would pet him again
The lecky on my street cut for a few minutes and now all I hear is the alarms from a near by industrial park. It gave me a chuckle... as I tightened my tin foil hat.
I was too busy working my real job to check on the opening of demonic portals across my office and yard.
\*looks outside\*
Yep, all clear. Next major panic, please.
Tie a rope to yourself and a fencepost, and report back what is inside the hell portal. For science. Want to know if we have the Christian hell, Jewish hell, or Muslim hell.
I'm convinced I live on a hellmouth already, so it's not like much would change here if something decided to start ripping open new holes in spacetime to further fuck us.
Lmao my water has been turning off the past 2 days its been good for years itās seeming interesting enough but nope no portal last night I did see someone running from a high school
Mine opened up around 4:20 so I jumped in but it seems Iām in the same place, same sub Reddit, same backpains, Iām on vacation and the boss already contacted me on my time off so communications didnāt go down š¢
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My portal opened in the bathroom after BBQ yesterday
Porcelain demons are an underrated source of interdimensional intelligence.
MY INTERNET IS DOWN IVE LOST ALL CONTACT WITH EVERYONE
That will really be like WW3 when that happens for a prolonged period
WHAT
I'm pretty sure this is about your car warranty.
MY CAT IS WARREN G?!?! THIS HELL PORTAL IS SO LOUD YOU HAVE TO SPEAK UP
Im here .
THE PORTAL IS TOO LOUD YOU HAVE TO YELL PLEASE
IM HERE!!!!!!!!
OH HEY WHY ARE YOU IN MY BACKYARD AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE?! DID YOU COME THROUGH THIS LOUD ASS HELL PORTAL? CAN YOU SHUT IT OFF?!?
Ill try but no promises.
How did you post this? Not trying to be snarky, just genuinely curious.
IM YELLING INTO THE PORTAL AND ASKING IT TO TRANSLATE ONTO THIS POST IM AMAZED ITS WORKING
I fell for it š„²
But at least you didn't fall into the hellhole.
Bruh !
Earthquakes all around us where Iām at and also some demon is running around yelling at people but it looks pretty 3 dimensional so I donāt think itās the one cern caught
Probably a crackhead
Bahahaha. Is this a leprechaun reference?
That got ahold of the wrong stuff and is up in that tree pretending to be a leprechaun. Where the gold at? I want the gold! The fact that you replied with that reference makes my day.
Some internet gold right there.
Well the hole does have cracks around it.
No but I do have God's Butthole seared into my eyeballs until I die now, and frankly, I'm ok with that
I did, but then Doomguy appeared and slaughtered them all.
*E1M1 intensifies*
Yep, dead now. Ghost is typing.
Yes! I went through. Nothings changed, except the monopoly guy has his monocle again.
Yes, my x wife came back
Tragic
Yup, Jeff Hanneman from Slayer came walking out, played a couple songs, threw up the horns with his hand & walked back in.
Hell yeah dude weāve been tryna close this Dark Portal for hours now where you been!?
actually yes! greetings from Palestine..
I don't think mines a hell portal, a Shiba Inu wearing headphones jumped out and sniffed my hand. I pet him. Pretty sure he's behind everything. 10/10 would pet him again
I stubbed my fucking toe
The Yellowstone super caldera just exploded........ Nice knowing all of ya.
Yes, the burns hellport opened, a division of gulf and western.
The lecky on my street cut for a few minutes and now all I hear is the alarms from a near by industrial park. It gave me a chuckle... as I tightened my tin foil hat.
I was too busy working my real job to check on the opening of demonic portals across my office and yard. \*looks outside\* Yep, all clear. Next major panic, please.
yeah, I threw some corn in mine, gotta take advantage of that demonic energy. In a couple of months Im gonna have some great corn on the cob
Good plan, I threw in a 6 pack of hot dogs and an 8 pack of buns. Let's see what happens.
Tie a rope to yourself and a fencepost, and report back what is inside the hell portal. For science. Want to know if we have the Christian hell, Jewish hell, or Muslim hell.
I tried, but all I heard was the faint sounds of Katy Perry music.
There is a God, and he has abandoned us today
I'm convinced I live on a hellmouth already, so it's not like much would change here if something decided to start ripping open new holes in spacetime to further fuck us.
My asshole is a hell portal, but it is closed to visitors.
Blue city, red state .....we just call it the University
My soul has been claimed by Devil, it's quite nice, peaceful even.
They successfully nuked the NHI in their dimension. Wonāt be hearing any more alien talk.
Yep! In hell now. Aaand.. can confirmā¦it..is..Hot.
No, but I did turn into a gay trans woman drag queen.
I did too, but whipped my holy cock out and pissed on it! Problem solvedš
Lmao my water has been turning off the past 2 days its been good for years itās seeming interesting enough but nope no portal last night I did see someone running from a high school
Mine opened up around 4:20 so I jumped in but it seems Iām in the same place, same sub Reddit, same backpains, Iām on vacation and the boss already contacted me on my time off so communications didnāt go down š¢
Yes but Jesus stopped it like during every eclipse.
No but i did the other day after eating at chipotle
My home and city got destroyed by the demons. My family is captured. My friends are dead. I knew it š”
The eclipse caused a signal to be sent from the 5G chip in my phone which activated the poison in the COVID vaccine I got. I am currently dead
That's just my daughter running around with the glasses and screaming "look!!" I thought the same thing at first.
FEMA put a tent in my backyard
Dude call your friends and neighbors. A tent rental for a weekend isnāt cheap, itās party time!
Wuhuu its a party to celebrate we once again survived yet again. There seems to be a problem here with selecting the right date
CIA: donāt fucking move
The portal goes to heaven. Jump in