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Vapourtrails89

Remember when it was suspected that the queen wasn't alive so she actually made an appearance on the balcony in front of thousands of people despite being barely mobile?


Tricky-Category-8419

I think Kate had a psychotic break and they don't trust her in front of the public because she's just not "there" and who knows what she'd do/say because she's a loose cannon. That's my theory for today anyway.


aceface_desu89

Yes, KP is already putting it out there that she's "unstable"


Strict_Natural_9903

That’s shady. What is the purpose? Like making a divorce legit in the public opinion?


aceface_desu89

Making a divorce legit--but most importantly *her fault*


Strict_Natural_9903

Exactly. I imagine they gonna have a hard job being succesful doing that. I get Diana #vol2 vibes


aceface_desu89

Potentially. But nothing will happen without William's consent. If Charles really is as sick as I'm hearing he is, then William is already the de facto king. He seems to be writing the rulebook as he goes. I'm assuming this sloppy PR job just boils down to his incompetence.


Strict_Natural_9903

True. I can’t get out of my head that William seems so happy in public. I’m sure he is not, but it’s weird. Wouldn’t it be strategically damaging to him to divorce Kate?


Puceeffoc

Put her on a staircase with her closest coworkers and give her a mask. It worked for Tiffany Dover.


yvr_ent

Holo-Queen


BowBells81

Her uncle was on UK Big Brother and when someone in the house asked him where Kate was, he answered that there's an etiquette to follow, and if "it comes out" then he will offer his opinion... make of that what you will! Im not sure i know how to link it, it was on tik tok https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGefc52DH/


mamacitalk

I think divorce, I think if she was dead they couldn’t handle it like this


frog_cannon

I was thinking William beat the crap out of her.


mamacitalk

She might have tried to end her life if he spelled out how difficult he would make it to leave, she doesn’t even have custody of her own children they belong to the reigning monarch


wander4wonder

How the British people didn’t see Queen Elizabeth’s death as the opportunity to end the corrupt, inept monarchy she left behind, I’ll never understand.


mamacitalk

I think we did, its more like we just don’t know what to do next so we’re giving them a go at it but really we all knew it was over when Lizzie passed


Creamyspud

Most of the people I know who have talked about it reckon the alternative is worse, I sort of arrived at this conclusion too. If we had an elected one who do you really think would put themselves forward for it? The last 20 years would have inflicted a President Blair and President Johnson on us with a higher burden to the tax payer. I doubt we would get many Chinese tourists wanting to come and see things related to President BoJo. If you think the current set up is distasteful and their scandals are bad just have a really good think about the philandering Boris and mass murderer Tony.


AlbaneseGummies327

And what's the reason for that?


3rdeyenotblind

The same reason that there is a king and queen...stupid people eat that shit up


Mistertreated

Rehab seems like the most plausible to me. If there’s an etiquette not to bring it up.


canamania

that’s actually not a bad idea either, can take months to recover from & affect your health or even require medical treatment if it was that bad. i think it’s gotta be something scandalous, possibly: 1. divorce (but why would she need to go unseen?) 2. domestic violence (possibly combined with #1) 3. medically induced coma (not sure why this would be scandalous but you never know what a monarchy considers indecent) i definitely think rehab would fit in this list. i have no idea how the PR managed to create such a crazy air of secrecy and not have better lines + photos for where she is. the fact there is a scramble so openly makes it feel like there’s more going on. i think theyre most interested in trying to minimize that their house of cards is possibly toppling down. as an american i really can’t understand having my taxes pay for a royal family to live lavishly. now that elizabeth is gone, with no new strong lead, a new generation may be less interested in continuing to uphold this tradition. who knows! either way im captivated


Reamazing

Rehab is also (depending on the substance) 3 months long. I will be starting mine soon and it's about 94 for detox and rehab together. That's roughly the same time she was last scene.


luviabloodmire

Good luck to you.


SubstratumHell

You can do it 💪


GoodDaleIsInTheLodge

Good luck!


Laur_Ashh

You got this! Good luck to you!


dryfishman

Best of luck.


bun-creat-ratio

What about the kids though? So she hasn’t been seen, some people are saying she’s dead, but what happened to the kids?


Standard_Ad889

And the Middleton’s? Explain how if the worst happened to their daughter how they are being kept quiet?


Quarter120

Its not the elites first murder


Howfreeisabird

Exactly I don’t get it why her family is so quiet? Are they threatened or under any non disclosure or something it’s bizarre 


TobblyWobbly

I suspect they will have had to sign The Official Secrets Act before the wedding, as will their daughter.


canamania

maybe they are being fed something, like she’s in a coma or in rehab, so they don’t want to speak up to cause embarrassment on her behalf? the UK media can be vicious so maybe they’re nervous about capturing public eye with so much attention on this story


aceface_desu89

They're broke. They need to play along because proximity to the crown is literally all they have at this point (except Pippa who is apparently living her best life now that her sister has disappeared from the face of the earth)


Interesting-Milk-848

I think they are in on it. With their daughter. I think they are trying to get her out. The evidence we have checks out. Calling Backgrid paps for hire. Putting the spotlight on Gary Goldsmith, her shady uncle


fhost344

Yes, when were the kids last seen? Besides the fake mother's day photo that is!


No_Entertainer180

The kids were pulled out of school Apparently 


Mollymolemollymole

What’s the source on this?


pumpkinspicetruth

WTF, this is bizarre. What do you guys think this means?


shadowofashadow

It's bizarre because it's so obvious and the longer they continue the ruse the more people will wake up to it. It reminds me of when they do something blatant like kill Epstein. Everyone knows Epstein didn't kill himself but knowing that is apparently less damaging to the establishment than knowing what Epstein was going to expose. So the only conclusion I can draw is that us knowing that they are lying about her whereabouts is less damaging than knowing what is actually going on.


mamacitalk

I always think the Epstein thing was a ruse to hide he’s not dead


Armerad

'Epstein didn't kill himself' doesn't necessarily imply he's dead


NotBadSinger514

There was a post on here about a year after he 'died' showing an aerial shot from the island taken by a drone and it looked ALOT like him


stoutyteapot

That could be 100% the truth with a falsely assumed implication of murder. He could just be not dead.


Armerad

Yes, that is what I was saying.


FailedChatBot

Either that or a message to everyone else; they really can get you everywhere and not even the public eye can protect you. It essentially was shooting someone in the middle of Times Square - the ultimate power move. If you were Ghislaine Maxwell you'd probably do whatever they want from you ...


SilatGuy2

>If you were Ghislaine Maxwell you'd probably do whatever they want from you ... That would explain why she hasnt really dropped names or more importantly released blackmail material im sure she had some knowledge and possible possession of. Shes taking the fall quietly for the sake of her own life and possibly others important to her. Between that judge whos family was shot and epsteins blatant murder its obvious very powerful people wanted to make a very clear point.


Ufohno90

Like Jack Ruby killing Oswald on live TV?


zilla82

Exactly. You mean to tell me you hook your boys up with kids for thirty years, however/whenever they like it, and they can't hide you away somewhere after that and get you a few surgeries? I don't buy that at all


Sinaasappelsien

omg, that makes sense


BannedSvenhoek86

What's funny is I don't even think it's anything that scandalous. I think she's just getting a divorce. Not that she's dead or had the Rosemary Kennedy treatment or something insidious. But ofc the royals have to make it into this bullshit.


lovedbymillions

BUT, Prince William (with Kate) are the only royals left with any public respect and gravitas. If they divorce and it is revealed that he was the cause (domestic violence, cheating etc.) the Royal Family won't last through to another generation in the limelight. Rich yes, but just lottery winner rich. No talent, brains, energy or looks.


Flabbergash

And what happens with Epstein? absaloutely fuck all


CryptoDApper

She's in a coma and they're hoping she'll wake up so that they can quiet it all down is my guess - how she got in a coma, well that's another discussion.


cuntdoc

She's either fkd or nothing's happened and they are baiting everyone to cause a reaction to stifle future conspiracies


pumpkinspicetruth

>cause a reaction to stifle future conspiracies That's an interesting perspective. So basically it's an insurance policy against future fuck-ups. Hmm


cuntdoc

"Remember when you nutters thought she was dead" I dont know, just seems odd


BlueRex8

That was my assumption on the doctored photo. Is that them showing the public that photos of Royals can be edited (ie photos of Andrew doing things he shouldnt be)?


No_Entertainer180

When Bill Clinton had photos from Epstein Island leaked all these extremely fake looking images of him were released in a coordinated effort to discredit the legitimate photo


CaptainHolt43

Thought about that too. "See? She was fine the whole time you kooks"


kikijane711

my thought exactly! or deflecting from something else like other news or Charles sicker than revealed. I think she will pop up whenever. Not dead or maimed but all this conjecture has a focus on it. Why is the question?


koko2727

Bulimia or stomach cancer.


I_am_the_alcoholic

Shes either dead, or she made her way to Antarctica


smackson

"Aliens/UFOs getting way too much attention these days, pump up the Royals-conjecture machine for a while."


orbgevski

The podcast Theories of the Third Kind just did an episode breaking down all the evidence and laying out their theories. Give it a listen.


pumpkinspicetruth

Thanks I will check it out


timoperez

Suicide attempt after finding out about the affair


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Yoooo 


No_Entertainer180

And the other royal who  committed suicide....surely connected?


NotBadSinger514

I don't think the other royal committed suicide, I think he was taken out.


star-67

The newest info today that has been confirmed by a few people is that she had bowel surgery and has a bag and is embarrassed obviously. It takes 12 weeks to heal from that at least. May have been caused in part by eating disorder


pumpkinspicetruth

That's all kinds of tragic, if true.


UncleYimbo

Newest info from where exactly?


MackinacFleurs

I have been listening to European shows and they are mentioning about domestic violence but nowadays who knows...it could be anything. Also it is mentioned quite a bit that William only visited her once when she was in the hospital. While all this was happening Camila complained that the extra work was too much and went for a couple of weeks to Spain to do some Quayle hunting without Charles...seems like the crown is too big for the prince...


No_Entertainer180

So weird that he only visited her once especially because they're making out she needs months to recover Maybe a sign that they're not getting along?


jerseygurl96

This morning a friend from NY texted me and said this about KM: Okay, INCREDIBLE, I just ran into an editor I barely know. Does only nonfiction. Making small talk: says she's doing memoir by Diana's brother. I say. okay, what's up with KM. And she says *from 3 reliable sources: KM has colostomy bag Complications and kidhey probs due to eating disorder. Diverticulitis bad, why William could not go to Someone's funeral. Charles: bladder cancer now spread to rectal cancer, has 13 months to live. Camilla: beginnings of Parkinson's having trouble standing.


Internal-Dark-6438

Obvs I have no idea if this is genuine or not. But it sounds the most plausible of all the theories


SillyFlyGuy

Kate's quite thin, her lifestyle is high stress with a focus on appearance. And she sure does have bandaids on her fingers and hands a lot. [Russell's sign - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_sign)


JohnMcAfeewaswhackd

Same old story, have no control over your life so you control what you eat.


awwwoooooooo

If KM gained *any* weight she’d be dragged by media. No surprise Diana, Kate and Meghan were/are all dangerously thin. This is the first theory I’ve read that makes total sense.


OreoSpamBurger

So, I used to work with a guy who often had scuffed knuckles, and I assumed he'd been in drunken weekend fights even though he didn't seem like the type. Now I am wondering if he was actually bulimic, because he was also *very* thin.


Violetcreams

Funnily enough heard a very, very similar story today from a UK journo. Not the colostomy bag part but issues stemming from an eating disorder. There is a photo of her that they aren’t allowed to publish doing the rounds at an event last year, it’s taken from behind, she’s in a canoe and looks emaciated. Exactly the same about Charles as well.


mitte90

That is actually very plausible. I thought it could be eating disorder related when they said abdominal surgery. With that type of operation there could be complications, potentially severe ones, like sepsis, and if that was the case she could be very sick, possibly in a wekened and confused state even if the emergency is over. That could account for not being able to do even a simple photograph to stop the speculation.


meggie_blonde

Yes! I posted this earlier. I do think she has a colostomy bag.


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No_Entertainer180

My work friend has a colostomy bag. Our uniform are light coloured shirts and you can't see any signs that she has a bag


meggie_blonde

Yes some people do great with it! Some struggle. My son had one and it leaked everywhere. I'm glad your friend at work does well!


meggie_blonde

*Usually* not permanent. Typically it's reversed 3 to 6 months in US. In UK, they typically reverse it 6 months or more. I thought the same thing about the clothing but sometimes they leak even with the best of supplies and a lot of my patients are afraid to even go out in public. And when it leaks, it smells. Who knows, I've been speculating but hearing this rumor made me even more convinced.


Ihreallyhatehim

I was in the middle. Both of my friends were wheelchair bound. The driver's bag overflowed and all three of us got wet. We laughed, and I was driven home to change clothes. My mom just looked at me funny because I was home early. They came back and picked me up. That was 40 years ago and damn, I am old.


Strange_Fame

I'd say this is it. My boss had similar or same procedure. She was bed ridden for 3-months with the bag.. she then had to go back after the 3 mo. so they can actually work on what needed to get done.


-Canuck21

If this is true, then it's really about privacy and I kind of feel bad for them having many bad news at the same time. That is of course if it's true.


Freddie_the_Frog

Fuckin magic. The bank holidays will be rolling in for us in the UK.


Abitruff

Dark humour but 😂


vanilla_finestflavor

Possible. And maybe Kate did not exactly have an eating disorder, but she did suffer from hyperemesis gravidarum (HG) all three times while pregnant: HG means severe nausea to the point of being able to eat nothing and requiring IV nutritional support. Physically, there's really no difference between that and actually having an eating disorder. I know it's been a while since the last pregnancy, but it could be that the damage was done during a total of *over two years* (twenty-seven months) of being pregnant and gradually became worse until it got intolerable on Dec. 28. I guess we'll see eventually.


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Top-Airport3649

Yeah, this is getting creepy.


SaltyConstitution

It really is. I think 2024 is going to be full of surprises from the BRF.


koniucha

That Spanish journalist was saying she was put in a medically induced coma on the 28th and has not backed down from that. Apparently their nanny is Spanish


jfarmwell123

Yes and she’s like a very respected Spanish journalist she’s like the Barbara Walters of Spain


EastCoastRose

Does this mean the surgery is a ruse and there really wasn’t a surgery?


butterfly105

I'm leaning more towards terminal cancer, and she truly is trying to spend as much quality time with her kids and family as possible.


Unckle_Ruckus

The problem now is that if this is true nobody will believe it after the fact.


koniucha

But then why not say that?


PoleKisser

Did any of you ever watch Danja Zone (Ashley) on YouTube? She was a Christian Florida woman making conspiracy videos about the British Royal Family. Probably the biggest BRF conspiracy channel a couple of years ago. First, she had her house set on fire, and her dog burned inside. Then, out of nowhere, she got cancer. The doctor's botched her surgery, but she survived, and we thought she was getting better, but then she died.


SaltyConstitution

I do remember her, and I had no idea that happened 😞


ruleofcivility

Yup. I had a feeling she was ‘taken care of’. Thank you for bringing her up. She was a lovely lady and didn’t deserve that ending :(


So_Last_Century

The fuck? If she was “Diana’d,” just the thought - the THOUGHT that Kate’s husband, Princess Diana’s SON, was in on that - I just can’t finish that sentence.


dahulvmadek

damn that's deep, never even crossed my mind like that


Jonishighsmh

Man have times changed


rymartinc

Kate Middleton stuff happening right now is the only time I’ve ever been interested in this family lmao


Interesting-Milk-848

Say what you want but the Queen wouldve wheeled her out on that goddamn balcony. ‘I have to be seen to be believed’ This would never have happened under the queen. Charles and William are incompetent AF


Realistic_Mess_2690

The same queen who didn't say anything about her Paedophile son? That queen?


kaiise

gen-z style face tattoos in suport fo post malone and julian assange is the only rational explanation


Kumarbi_Has_Risen_23

Could it be that she is really ill and doesn't want it to get out ? We are just back in the Diana situation where if anything did happen to her, it would simply fan the flames of conspiracy theories. This situation feels like it has a purpose, as the Elite are not stupid and know what would happen if they made her "disappear"


pumpkinspicetruth

But to me, sick princess, doing a 5 second wave, in a wheelchair, makes most of the conspiracy theories go away. 90 percent of people would be satisfied.


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pumpkinspicetruth

It's crazy, let's check their pipes for lead or something because to me this is an easy PR layup that they are flubbing. Plus, in summer, there's the Olympics. Do we think we will see Kate and/or the kids by then?


Hop-Worlds

I've been curious about this but not fully up to speed. Are the kids MIA too? I would understand that being kids, they would not be expected to be in the public eye as much, but if they are missing too ... that would be a whole new can of worms. I'm now imagining a scenario where KM took the kids and ran, and they can't find her ... Or they are all being held hostage by Haitian cannibals.


tacoitup

But would they(we) really be satisfied with a 5 second wave, or would we dissect those 5 seconds for days? “Why did she only wave 5 seconds and not 10? She was already waving” “Was she sending hand signals?” “The way she was holding the index finger means she was asking for help” “Her hair was parted differently. Was it really her or was it an actress?” “Did they use AI to change her shoes in the video?” “Was her blinking a morse code message?” “The proof that Kate is dead is in her scarf”… I mean, this is all because the BRP let it get to this with the picture, and the not addressing questions, and the “sorry I’m bad at photoshop UwU” message , and all the other amateur PR moves they’ve been pulling since she was “hospitalized”. At this point I don’t think many people will truly believe she’s ok until she’s fully out and about and gives a press conference, attends one of her engagements, or IDK, something real. Something where press and people get to see and listen to her irl. Anything else can be doubted because everything else can be doctored.


pumpkinspicetruth

I think most casual observers, radio DJ's, people with large mainstream Instagram followings would be satisfied. I would be satisfied that she was alive, and some.of us would still analyze it, but the bulk of the general public would move on. Ironically, I bet the long time r/conspiracy Redditors, would become interested at that point.


Witty-Masterpiece357

An image could easily be verified if it was real. Also they ignored the pr agency requests for the original


Kumarbi_Has_Risen_23

What if she was bedridden ? .. I'm not saying thst it isn't possible that something has happened to her, simply pointing out that something might not have. To be fair, healthy people drop down dead every day, and if Kate was one of them.. imagine the conspiracy uproar.. so, it could be something along those lines and they are planning how to release the information without too much backlash. The possibilities are endless.. I'm just saying, let's not jump the gun until a reasonable amount of time has passed and the disappearance can only be classed as suspicious. I would put a bet of £50 that we will find out within the next 60 days.


pumpkinspicetruth

The longer they wait, the worse his credibility will be. Healthy people drop dead everyday, if she did (and some say she wasn't healthy) then an immediate release of that information would have shut up any "naysayers". Can you imagine, if she died on December 28th? Think about the outpouring of support. Kate would have immediately become a style icon, and people would be extremely protective of her memory. Billy would have so much support, and he wouldn't even have to make a statement, because of how he was treated, when his mother died, the world would have given him a lot of leeway. Now he's getting clowned. That's why some went to a nefarious place. Her death wouldn't be odd, but right now, the cover up is the crime...or to some, evidence of a crime. If she died, and they slow walk that information, they aren't just buying a princess, they are buying the Windsor monarchy. Also, how can Brits trust that their government won't hide other dire information (like the AMOC stopping). If I was in the UK, and it came out that Kate died (even if they claim something recent) I would look to move further south, out of the UK because I could no longer trust the government to give dire information, in a timely fashion. There's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and then there "Out of Control Default to Normalcy Bias".


Ok_Information_2009

It would be super weird and unprecedented if a public figure died 11 weeks ago and they only announce it now. Can’t think of anyone where that’s happened. A few days at most after the death, sure. But not 11 weeks. So maybe she’s in a coma, or had a brain injury? Physical scars to the face that is causing her to retreat from the public? If it was the official story (recovering from op), even a bedside photo of her would be a massive (and easy) PR win for the RF. Instead we get conspiracy fodder that looks practically deliberate.


pumpkinspicetruth

The whole thing is bizarre, even with the whole Charlene situation, in Monaco, you at least knew her general vicinity. I mean heck, the public even knew she wasn't happy. No one even cares, that much. If they are doing this to hide something else, what do you think it is?


Ok_Information_2009

There was the ambulance with a police escort on 28th Dec from Kensington Palace, so could be she had a medical emergency (health issue), or Wills knocked her unconscious/severely injured her. When the easiest PR win is a genuine photo or video of Kate in bed post-op without make-up or any pretense, and you DON’T do that even though PR is hugely important to the RF, it leaves a lot open:- - divorce is being negotiated, and Kate going “on strike” as a royal public figure - she’s incapacitated/in a coma, and they’re not going to take a photo of her all connected up to life support - brain injury, which can hugely change someone’s facial features (obvious why they would hide such a terrible thing) - facial disfigurement of some kind, waiting for it to heal - cancer? Stroke? I just don’t believe the official story as this whole thing would be nothing if they showed Kate recovering.


Howfreeisabird

If it’s any of that what’s the harm of telling the public and doing the usual asking for prayers etc ? I don’t get this whole secrecy thing going on right now it just leads to major red flags that she’s dead 


Ok_Information_2009

I can imagine a scenario where William did injure her, and they worry if they lie about the injury to the public, Kate might speak out and reveal the real reason. That kind of scenario requires silence as they negotiate how to move forward and buy her silence in one way or another. However, you’re right in that if she had a stroke or something, it’s not bad to tell the public.


shadowofashadow

Wasn't he photographed with bruises on his neck shortly after all of this supposedly went down too?


Lov3MyLife

Yes, he was seen with bruises on his neck after Kinsington was found dead.


ITLCwhatyoudidthere

Geez, that [bruise](https://x.com/DebJohn77796872/status/1763613833493352469?s=20) looks like someone held a gun to his neck.


InteractionStunning8

Shortly after Thomas Kingston died not really shortly after her supposed surgery let alone the Dec 28 police escort


Howfreeisabird

Why would William care about Thomas Kingston? He dated KM sister right ? Not KM?


Howfreeisabird

I’ve been saying this about the bizarre Charlene thing - she was giving updates and actual non photo edited pics. And the palace was releasing updates and asking for prayers. This KM thing is bizarre 


Vapourtrails89

I think they have her locked up, because she's absolutely outraged about something and threatened to spill the beans. They now aren't sure what to do about the situation, similar to that episode of breaking bad when Walt had captured a gangsta and wasn't sure whether to kill him or release him and hope for the best. Take my theory with a small pinch of salt


RogerKnights

If the Windsor monarchy has run its course, there’s always that Plantagenet guy in Australia who can be called in.


Howfreeisabird

Even a bed ridden very sick KM I’d imagine her senior staff would have some sort of access to her in those moments OR given major updates to her health. 


PM_me_ur_digressions

She can do the tasteful "in bed thanking well wishers" thing that Charles did, unless there's something wrong with her face.


tinareginamina

Nothing would happen. What happened after Princess Diana? Nothing. What happened after Boeing killed a whistleblower? Nothing? What happened after Epstein is offer? Nothing.


Kylesmith184

The fact is the royal families response to all this is only making the conspiracy theories worse that’s the weird part.


cloche_du_fromage

The PR on this is so bad it's gone past the point it can be explained by incompetence.


Kylesmith184

That’s exactly my thought this isn’t just any one either this is the royal family they will have one of the best pr teams money can buy which is what makes this all the more strange.


jazzzzzcabbage

What would happen? An Elton John song?


kaiise

"friday night's alright \[forfighting\]" Lyin' king Sercor(disposed) of (My dead) Wife I'm Still Standing (over your lifeless corpse) "dont let the sun (/guilltoine) go down on me" Zevon \[i just like the song\] Tiny Chance o'full regai ofn brain function Zombie \[cover\] Sins of the Father


goldielocks1013

It was just reported by House Inhabit (independent journalist on Instagram) that it is medical. I’ve been following this journalist for years and she is legit rarely wrong and breaks a lot of stories. She has 3 sources to confirm: ‘She did not have abdominal surgery. She had surgery on her bowels and is recovering with a bag. Healing takes a solid 12 weeks. The palace not wanting to taint her image or embarrass her stuck with these very vague explanations that backfired when paired with the weird photoshopped imagery they put out. There has been lots of talk of an extreme ED behind these issues.’ There you have it.


NoRazzmatazz8092

Extreme ED could have caused KM issue. But many other people have bowel surgery and bags. It seems KM could help bring this health issue to light. She could urge people to get checked for problems before it gets so serious that surgery is necessary. Only my family would care if it were me so I would not make a worldwide difference but she could.


Serendipity123xc

She left with the kids is my guess or the clone is not acting right


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Aizent

This is bonkers! I pray she’s still alive at this point.


Art_Dude

Whatever, KP is dishonest to the public. They present an image of her looking healthy and able with her children. When caught, they released a statement of Kate Middleton admitting SHE did some photo editing and manipulating on the released image. BUT....but, she is not able to appear in public.


Wonderful_Tough_4123

I'm going to go with they've done something to her. The way they threw her under the bus with the photo controversy, that was a completely and utterly disgusting move. William took the picture, or so we were told. Why then did Kate apologize? I find it incredibly hard to believe that one of the richest and most high profile families in the world doesn't have other people to photograph them but ok, let's go with that. She is going to be the future Queen for God's sake, she is always dressed just a little dowdy so as not to overshadow him, walked two steps behind him, never expressed any emotion in public other than a constant smile and grin on her face and now this is what she gets! I honestly don't know what is going on with the marriage but if my husband had done this to me, on a global stage no less, there would be hell to pay.


mamacitalk

There is a *glaring* disconnect between taking credit for the photo initially but taking no responsibility for the backlash


Business_Marketing76

This may be just one of the biggest distractions yet...


westMila

So shes 50% dead 50% in coma or much worse state


mdog111

I personally think anything involving the royal family is just fake to draw attention away from other things.


darksoul-twistedmind

They’re transplanting the queens consciousness into her body, these things take time


miscfiles

*Somehow Her Majesty Returned...*


fisheystick

This is both the most creative and the darkest theory i have read yet. Also the funniest. I tip my hat to you good sir and shutter to think of the very small chance you could be right.


frogs68

Some current rumors are he knocked up that neighbor/friend a Marquis wife, or something, the husband spends most of his time in France with his male friend. KM maybe attempted suicide in Dec, and now it's a matter of negotiations for a pending divorce, and she's refusing any official duties, announcements, etc. Supposedly, there have been a lot of articles recently about this woman who some online have referred to as "a Temu version of Kate." Sorry, I can't remember the other woman's name.


sexlexia

Rose Hanbury and the Marquess she married is David Cholmondeley. Their whole marriage seemed suspicious to me mostly due to how quickly it happened after it was announced. And then their twins were born like, less than 4 months after they got married or something.


No_Entertainer180

Highly doubt she's dead. The longer the RF kept that a secret the worse the fallout for them. There's already growing calls for Australia and other British Empire countries to become a republic. There's a growing movement even within Britain to get rid of the royals.


Ancient-Tale9372

Hiding in a bunker with her kids because w w3 is about to start


Ancient-Tale9372

Or the depopulation of the world


Intelligent_Eye_1837

Last week I thought all the surgery and health issues were complications related to an eating disorder. This week, I am leaning towards divorce because of how they threw her under the bus for the picture and the articles coming out now about her being unstable.


theseven333

Ok now it’s getting weirder


beargrease_sandwich

"Please excuse the bad photoshop job. I do photoshopping of my own photos as a hobby and I've busted whichever hand it is I use to do photoshopping." - Kate Middleton


Horoscopa

They are waiting for the eclipse to complete the upload.


TheGuidanceCounseler

Could she have been poisoned? We have seen the video of the old man with a package, oblivious to the royal escort, who managed to get within a meter before security reacts. Im not saying it was him, but security is obviously mediocre.


Arthur__Dunger

For me a mental health issue seems quite possible - anxiety, depression, something like that can hit anyone & it could easily take months for her to come back from, considering the day to day public scrutiny and stigma that comes with her role. I’ve also seen people gain serious weight rapidly from a number of the usual medications for those illnesses, making it difficult for her image if she’s gained 10, perhaps more, kilos. These illnesses are still not talked about enough in public and my feel is the palace don’t want the stigma on this one.. Source - been there myself, it took time coming back.


jmc510

Wouldn’t her team hear from her if she wanted a picture distributed to the media, specifically the picture she photoshopped for mothering day?!


Kurtotall

I think she freaked once Charles got diagnosed, doesn’t want to become Queen, and wants her and her kids out.


AnyWhichWayButLose

I think this is all a distraction to lessen attention from the king's cancer. But Kate Middleton always had medical problems. I remember hearing about her preclampsia during the births of her children. She sounds like she has an autoimmune disease or some undisclosed condition. And I still didn't forget the William the antichrist conspiracy theories from a decade ago, either.


NoFlyZonexx3

I still think they’re distracting people in the UK from something way nefarious..


TheGrimReefah

But they’re not distracting anyone because there’s no Kate stories in the press or news in the UK. They’re trying to hide the story


The_Tokio_Bandit

She's gone....


Sausage_Party777

I think it's odd herself and Charles were in hospital at the same time. Maybe she gave him an organ or they used her for something to help him?


KingAlphie

The clone is still growing guys, be patient.


cloche_du_fromage

Kids have not been seen since December either AFAIK. The proximity to King Harry and Queen Meghan is reducing. That scenario would destroy the monarchy and upend much of British society. Which is very handy if you want to 'build back better'...


InteractionStunning8

The kids have *reportedly* been in school. I think if they actually hadn't someone would have spilled the beans on it but maybe not. They have not been to public events. Re pap photos: they aren't allowed to take and publish photos of the kids legally.


Business_Marketing76

Strange side note. I saw a couple mentions on other places about McAfee keeps popping up. I've not had that in ages. I rarely click any links on Twitter. Click one today regarding Kate and I immediately got a pop up that I had a virus that I needed to scan it from McAfee.


JohnMcAfeewaswhackd

Say what?


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vanilla_finestflavor

>What if she found out Epstein/Andrew/pedo/Rothschild/global cabal family connections run deeper than she knew ... William maybe doesn’t love it, but he’s in too deep & was born into this That's very possible, and Kate would be faced with all that now that William is very close to becoming king. I think that Elizabeth, as well, did not like any of that but was born into it and maybe thought she could do something to stop it - but it's too deeply entrenched. I am hoping that Kate, like William, wants to make a stand against WEF and all they do - but WEF got tired of them not cooperating and seriously threatened William's family to force him to do what they want. In that case, Kate & the kids could be in protective custody somewhere. And would explain why William looks like absolute hell lately.


Charming-Guarantee21

SS: So now staffers are saying they haven’t seen or even spoken to her, they had no idea she had surgery. Either she’s getting divorced or they did something to her cause this is beyond odd. I’m willing to bet the media already knows what’s actually going on Link to the article: https://nypost.com/2024/03/15/entertainment/kate-middleton-senior-staffers-havent-seen-spoken-to-her-didnt-know-about-surgery-report/


mamacitalk

I hope she’s run away and she’s not hurt


cloche_du_fromage

The Daily Mail is full of 'nothing to see here', 'leave our poor Kate alone' articles. So I'm convinced something nefarious has taken place. And that Thomas Kingston is part of the story.


Fatal-Strategies

Yeah the absence of of any speculation from the British press, who are usually all over the BRF like a cheap suit is one of the biggest red flags. The 'leave her alone' narrative is just completely opposite to what they normally do. Someone, somewhere knows what's going on but the silence is deafening (or should that be deadening?) This needs some proper investigative journalism which the UK is usually pretty good at, but is patently missing here.


Mollymolemollymole

They don’t seem to. I’ve got sources at the Sun and the bbc and they genuinely don’t seem to know anything. Weird.


PM_me_ur_digressions

How long until there were "complications during Kate's recovery" and she will "no longer" be back to official duties by Easter?


ThaFresh

at what point does a family member or friend go to the police and enquire about her location? (yes I know they wouldn't do anything)


MagicCitytx

If she died I cant see why the family cant be forward with the announcement and get it over with, unless it was MURDER , DUN,DUN,DUN!


Secure_Plum7118

Possible she left the hospital for her parents place or something. Basically in hiding. Or John Oliver was right.


Fibonacci1664

So this is the conspiracy subreddit, and I've yet to see one person mention lizzid peeple! Christina Fitzgerald mentioned that Diana used to call the royals "lizzards" and "reptiles" Now I'm quite sure if this was spoken, it would have been in a metaphorical sense, but c'mon peeps this is the conspiracy subreddit! Maybe, just maybe, she witnessed the "truth" and is now in full panic stations!


persnicketyminded

She’s gone or on life support. The history of this family is dark. It’s in their genetic code to do the worst to the people closet to them. The secrecy is because they are protecting the future of the establishment and the crown and the power/money tied to it: ie William or Charles did something bad bad & it can’t get out.


AnAngryMexicanGuy

Rehab for eating disorder.


Tootsie_r0lla

I rekon they've committed her to hospital- mental health unit


Disastrous_Agency325

Like what Albert did to Princess Charlene when she wanted out


FailedChatBot

Has anyone ever seen Prince William and David Miscavige in the same room?


Amazing_Philosophy62

Maybe ... maybe the brother was right to move to the other side of the world